Just got off my grounding lovelings! Stupid teacher with his stupid rules…hee hee, I showed him. I walked around school in my "I love boys…" "…With other boys." Shirt with "NO HETERO" written on both arms and acted all flamboyantly gay, which I am not, I'm bisexual so I act too straight to be gay and too gay to be straight and I'm too tough to be anything other than bi.
I realized that the one person who will never ever leave me or die when I live, the one person who always understands me, who never gets annoyed or mad at me, who will always be by my side no matter what, who'll be with me when I'm sick or dying, who will cry with me, who laugh when I'm happy, who will cheer me up when I'm down, who will never ever ever leave me no matter what, is me (I would count my boyfriend too but I'll piss him off or annoy him or he won't understand why I suddenly do something that makes no sense to any slightly sane person like suddenly paint my arm green or something like that).
AHHH!!! FANGIRLS::Runs and brandishes boyfriend like a weapon:: Back you fiends! Look, boyfriend, see::Waves boyfriend in air like a flag:: See! I'm taken! Now back you buzzards! Back! I'm doing something right because I'm not a corpse yet, so back off until Josh(absolutely perfect boyfriend) decides that he doesn't want to have my heart anymore or I die, then my body is free to all necrophiliacs who want it.
I LOVE TECHNO MUSIC!!!
ALAN RICKMAN!!! DAMN! NOSEBLEED!!!
Damn you, you traitorous organ! Go down! I am not attracted to my extremely hot stepbrother! So as your owner, I command you to go back down you stubborn dick! Unintentional pun there but it doesn't change the fact you my evil organ are a bastard!
In the mornings I have to wake my stepbrother up so he can take a shower and stuff before everyone else (but me) wakes up at six, no biggy right? Wrong! Oh so very very wrong! Normally I just yank his blanket off him then poke him a bit but this morning, oh this morning he was sleeping N-A-K-E-D!!! So there was my stepbrother, who is toned as hell, hair sleep mussed, slightly flushed, nipples hard, and fully fucking erect! There should be a law against taunting your bisexual, hormone-controlled stepbrother intentionally or otherwise! And he has the bloody hottest six pack I have ever seen on someone who's barely sixteen!!!
I mean, I've always known that my stepbrother was hot but I've never wanted to go up to him and say "Blow me please" before. And I won't say that because a) He's my brother and b) I have a wonderful boyfriend and I do not cheat on people.
In case you all forgot, Je t'aime means I love you in french.
"Wow, you've gotten big," Ron, said as soon as he saw Harry after the pregnant cat boy managed to make it up the stairs with a rather large bit of difficulty. "In the good way," he added quickly when he remembered what Harry had told him had happened right before the wedding.
Harry nodded happily; he was in a good pregnant mood right now. "I know! Seven months!" He said excitedly and in the spur of the moment hugged Ron. After he realized what he had done, he quickly pulled away. "Sorry, pregnant thing, I just want to hug everyone sometimes…or I want to maim and kill them."
"Sounds like fun," Ron laughed, not the he would ever want to be pregnant of course. "So how is Snape treating you?" He asked, it was still so weird thinking his best friend was married to the man they had both hated for so long.
"Wonderfully, he's been so good about the whole me being pregnant thing," Harry said happily and jumped slightly when the twin's kicked. "The twins moved," he explained when Ron gave him an odd look.
"Can I?" Ron asked and placed his hand gently on Harry's stomach when the teen nodded. After a moment, he felt something move against his hand, it was an odd but not unpleasant feeling. "That is so weird in an entirely cool but creepy way."
"Creepy, cool, what did we miss?" Fred asked as he, George, and Draco walked into the room.
Harry just smiled and gestured to Ron's hand still on his stomach. "Ron felt the twins move," he said happily and implied that it would be okay if they felt too. As he thought, they bustled over and put a hand on his stomach.
"My nephews," Draco said proudly when the twins took to favoring his hand more than the other's. "I completely blame you for the fact my Father hooked up with Severus' nympho brother," he laughed and pulled his hand back, taking a seat on both Fred and George's laps. "The only rooms undefiled in the whole house are my bedroom and bathroom and that's only because I'm there to stop them."
"But you're here, you can't stop them right now," Ron said and within seconds Draco was down stairs and flooing home as fast as he could.
Fred and George glared at Ron. "I can't believe you made," Fred began, "our boyfriend leave," George finished and they crossed their arms over their chests at the exact same time.
Draco returned five minutes later looking rather smug. "I temporarily castrated Septus," he smirked, making everyone laugh. "Father seemed rather upset about the whole thing, but the spell will go away once I come home tomorrow."
"Poor Septus," Harry laughed, his tail waving happily. Unconsciously he began purring, surprising Ron who hadn't been around him long enough to get used to the sound yet. He just shrugged when he realized that he was purring. Suddenly, he got an idea. Silently, he made a pillow levitate then smacked Ron in the back of the head with it.
"PILLOW FIGHT!" Fred and George yelled and conjured a ton of pillows and soon a full-blown pillow war broke out. Everyone dodged and threw pillows at one another.
After a while they were all exhausted and lying in a mound of feathers piled together on top of each other. Harry, being pregnant, was on top of the whole pile. "Ron, you do realize you are the only straight one in the room right?" The cat boy pointed out, making everyone laugh.
"Oh I doubt that hun, you look fabulous," Ron lisped in a flaming way and flipped his wrist.
Everyone burst into laughter and that was the moment Severus chose to enter the room. "Draco, go home before Septus pisses all over your room," he said and the blonde was down stairs and flooing in seconds. "Harry, our stay here has been cut short. It would be best if we went to Snape Manor in France, Poppy's orders."
"Why?" Harry asked, he wanted to know why he had to leave his friends so early, he hadn't even been here a day.
Severus sighed; he didn't want to have this conversation here and now. "Poppy thinks that with all the hormones in your system, you might go into heat again as a way to release the excess, the same thing will happen after you give birth as well," he said and watched a delicious blush spread across his husband's face when Ron and the Twin's snickered.
xXx
Lucius walked into his study and heard a familiar song beginning to play. He closed his book and looked towards the origin of the music and saw Septus.
I want somebody to share
Share the rest of my life
Share my inner most thoughts
Know my intimate details
Septus sang softly as he gracefully danced over to Lucius. He pulled the platinum blonde into a dance as he kept in tune with the singer on his muggle CD.
Someone who will stand by my side
And give me support
And in return
He'll get my support
He will listen to me
When I want to speak
About the world we live in
And life in general
Oh my views maybe wrong
They may even be perverted
He'll hear me out
And won't easily be converted
To my way of thinking
In fact he'll often disagree
But in the end of it all
He will understand me
Septus followed the soft ooo's as he danced Lucius around the room.
I want somebody who cares
For me passionately
With every thought
And with every breath
Someone who will help me see things
In a different light
For the things I detest
I will almost like
I don't want to be tied
To anyone strings
I'm carefully trying
To stay clear of those things
But when I'm asleep
I want somebody
Who will put their arms around
And kiss me tenderly
There are things like this
That make me sick
In a case like this
I'll get away with it
When the song came to an end, Septus dropped down on one knee and pulled a black velvet box from his robes. "Lucius Malfoy, will you marry me?" He proposed with a smile that made women and men swoon for miles.
Lucius took the black box and opened it to reveal a gorgeous silver ring with an emerald and a sapphire set in. He slipped it onto his ring finger. "You're taking my name," he said in his own way of accepting Septus' proposal.
Literally, Septus jumped Lucius, he pinned the blonde to the floor and kissed his fiancé passionately. He paused his plundering of Lucius' mouth to say "Je t'aime," before moving to the blonde's ear and attacking it.
Lucius moaned as his ear was sucked, licked, and nipped. Septus was the only person to ever find out that that was one of the most sensitive places on his body. A deep, loud moan ripped its way out of his throat when the raven-haired man' tongue began to fuck his ear.
Miles away Harry had just gone into heat and Severus was doing the exact same thing to one of his husband's non-cat ears. Brother like brother so to speak.
An odd place to drop off, but if you don't like it I'm going to make it up to you all in the next chapter, remember Harry is just two months away from giving birth and this fic is no where near finished.
I know, not a long chapter, but I'm sick so cut me some slack here.
