My boyfriend and I broke up, he's just way way too good for me. He's a Da Vinci and I'm a stick figure with anger issues. I love him to death but he needs someone better than me.
I'm starting Tai Chi to help control my anger on a good note.
Someone tell me why I never have normal wet dreams? They're not kinky weird, they're like fucked up movie weird. Last night I was fucked by a robotic dick, I mean what the fucking hell? And that wasn't the weirdest part, an old friend of mine gave me the kit for the entire robot and he had the bottom half of a goat instead of normal legs(friend not robot).
I was starting to build the robot when it's dick came to life and fucked me. Then five minutes later I was dreaming I had a job where I had to take a shower afterwards and I was working with this guy from my school who I don't find attractive and he propositioned me in the shower in my dream and I quote "Maybe I could help you" is what he said and I said "help me take a shower?" then he "Yeah" with a blush the I "Okay" then the water turned off and I woke up.
I know that James Marsters is truly British, I was basing him off Spike the character he played in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Time warp::Does time warp dance:: Okay, no really, I'm going to hop along Aries and Asphodel's babyhood.
"Harry, you should rest for the next week," McGonagall said when everyone was allowed in to see the twins and their parents. "So you will not be attending any of your classes. And even if he does not agree with this, if you need a break from the twins, you may sit in on Severus' classes," she smiled and gently scratched behind one of Aries and Asphodel's cat ears, grinning even more when they began to purr.
Severus was about to debate when Harry smiled at him. He was powerless against that look; Harry was exhausted from giving birth, on a pain reliever, and still glowing. "Fine, just don't interrupt my class and the twins can't come," he sighed in defeat and was kissed by a very happy husband.
"I think we should leave them alone," Ron said when Harry snuggled into Severus' arms, twins tucked between them. Everyone agreed and left with him.
"I love you," Harry murmured sleepily and pillowed his head on Severus.
"I love you too," Severus said just before Harry and the twins fell completely asleep.
xXx
Lily and James were watching the twins while Harry was perched on the edge of Severus' desk in the potion's classroom.
"Hi Harry," Draco said as he took a seat at the front. "Having fun?" He asked just as Severus burst into the room in a billow of robes.
"No talking to the desk cat, one hundred points from anyone who does," Severus snapped and waved a hand at the board. "Advanced healing potion, do it right and do it now," he ordered and everyone but Draco and Harry jumped in fright.
Harry sat on the edge of the desk and started to get bored. "I'm bored," he said just loud enough for Severus to hear him.
"What am I supposed to do about it?" Severus asked just as quietly and quirked.
"Kiss me," was Harry's quiet reply.
Severus sighed and stood. "When I come back if anything is out of place or there are not potions vialed and placed on my desk correctly labeled, one hundred points per student will be taken," he threatened and led Harry into his private office.
Soon he was snogging Harry out of his mind. There was a strong silence spell up so he didn't hesitate to slam Harry somewhat gently but still roughly against the wall. He pushed the collar of Harry's robes down and attacked the teen's neck, making him moan wildly.
Within a matter of moments, Harry was bent over Severus' desk, his husband's throbbing cock deep inside him. He thrust back against Severus, wanting him to be deeper, wanting him to be rougher, he wasn't pregnant anymore, he wasn't made of spun glass. "I'm not going to break."
That was all Severus needed to hear before he thrust harshly into Harry. Taking him roughly like he had before Harry had gotten pregnant. He completely trusted Septus' healer abilities, and knew Harry was completely healed from giving birth.
Harry yowled in pleasure when Severus' cock continually slammed into that bundle of nerves deep inside him. "Harder!" He half screamed half moaned, completely screaming when his wish was granted. His moans, screams, and yowls escalated and then Severus pulled out of him, making him groan in disappointment.
Severus laid back across his desk, shirt and pants open. He pulled Harry up on to his lap where the teen was impaled.
When Severus reentered him, Harry yowled like the cat he was. He bent down and began to attack his husband's neck and torso, roughly biting and sucking the pale, scarred flesh until it was either bruising or bleeding. Soon he felt his orgasm begin to build and began to ride Severus harder.
Soon they came with a shout of each other's name. Being older, wiser, and over all more experienced, Severus was the first to recover. He spelled their clothes back in order and removed the musky scent of sex from their persons and the room, but did nothing to hide the vibrant love bites covering his pale neck, a few of which were still bleeding.
They reentered the classroom just as the class was finishing their potions. Everyone caught sight of the still bleeding bites on Severus' neck but mostly everyone stayed silent.
"Never knew you were a biter Harry," Draco laughed as he placed his vial on Severus' desk. This comment earned him a glare from his Godfather but nothing more.
When the bell rang, no one left the class, after a few years of having Severus as a teacher, you learned not to leave without permission if you valued your grade and your life.
Draco hung around after Severus excused everyone. "I never thought my Godfather would skip out of class for a quickie," he smirked and brushed his bangs out of his eyes.
"Get to class before I force you to floo to France to say hi to Septus and your Father," Severus growled and smirked when Draco skirted out of the room as fast as he could.
"See, it's not all bad having me in your class," Harry smiled, stood on tip-toe and pressed a soft kiss to one of the vibrant love bites. "Can we just stay home tomorrow?" He asked, since tomorrow was Saturday.
Severus was promptly glomped when he nodded, he didn't mind the idea of staying in with the twins tomorrow.
xXx
"MY EYES!" Draco yelled and slammed the door to the library closed, he had just walked in on Septus dancing half- naked to the most up beat techno muggle song he had ever heard.
Lucius was close to falling out of his seat as Septus danced around the room to the upbeat song. He had been reading a book when Septus had turned on a muggle CD player and started blasting the song, he had looked up only when Septus' shirt had landed in his lap.
Septus' muscles rippled as he twisted his hips to the fast pace of the song. Much like his brother, he was built under his robes and it showed as he danced. Soon a thin sheet of sweat glistened on his hard, pale flesh. Somehow he had managed to make a Japanese girl singing in a high voice, sexy.
Licking his lips in a predatory way, Lucius watched Septus like a cat watching a mouse. He wanted nothing more to throw his fiancé down and ravish that gleaming skin. As soon as the music ended, he was all over the raven haired man.
xXx
-One-month later-
Sirius was silently thanking Severus for the bone-strengthening potion as Remus nearly crushed his hand as the werewolf gave birth to their son, Jaren Lupin-Black. "Your so close baby," he encouraged even as he felt a few bones in his hand snap.
"YOU BASTARD! I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR DICK OFF WHEN THIS IS OVER!" Remus yelled, his eyes turning to wolf eyes as he pushed again. "I WILL CUT IT OFF AND CHOKE YOU ON IT!"
An audible gulp was Sirius' reply, he had no idea if Remus was kidding or not. "Just a few more pushes," he still encouraged even though his mate had just threatened to kill him.
Soon the semi-cries and semi-growls of Jaren filled the room, moments after this Remus passed out as Poppy healed him.
A few minutes later, Remus came around and everyone was allowed into the room.
"He's adorable," Harry fawned and stroked Jaren's soft black hair. "He has your eyes and Sirius' hair," he said and smiled softly at the exhausted werewolf. "I can already tell he's going to be best friends with Aries and Asphodel."
James smiled at affectionately. "We're going to have another generation of Marauders, I can tell," he said, making Remus and Sirius smile brilliantly.
xXx
-One week later-
"You may now kiss," the man who was bonding Septus and Lucius said.
As soon as they heard those words, Septus and Lucius were attached at the lips. The wedding guests got a wonderful view of tongues swapping mouths and Lucius thigh pressing between Septus' legs.
"He said to kiss, not have sex. You do realize that there are now children here," Severus said as he yanked the two men apart by their long hair.
Septus smiled sheepishly at his brother then glanced at Lucius who nodded. "Say by for me brother. Bye, love you!" He said, kissed Severus on the cheek, and hastily hugged the man before he apperated away with Lucius.
I saw 300 in theaters on Saturday I highly recommend it to all gore lovers or the sick and twisted. Serious, funny, and has some very nice pairings…and all the Spartans have damn fine six-packs. There is this guy, gay as hell, at least 7 feet tall and has the deepest voice I have ever heard.
Go to YouTube and look for Ok2Bgay by Tomboy, it's so awesome!
