Nurse Piggy and Nurse Janice are looking at the X-ray, which shows a large head with a small brain.
We now return to Veterinarian's Hospital. The continuing stooory of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
"This is incredible." Nurse Janice is in awe as she looks at the X-ray. "How does he live with a brain that small?"
"The same way you do." Nurse Piggy grumbles.
"Nurses, nurses." Doctor Bob comes in between. "Don't fight. You might excite our next patient."
As Doctor Bob laughs at his own joke, Nurse Janice wonders. "And who is our next patient?"
"Lemme show you." Doctor Bob answers as he pulls the sheet away.
Underneath the sheet lies a man, wearing a white T-shirt, a black coat, a red tie, a black cap, has a goatee beard and wears a small pair of glasses.
"Hey you, can you tell us your name?"
The patient slowly opens his eyes. He takes one look at the three standing at his bed, makes a heavy sigh, then turns his head away. "All right, where's the real doctor?"
"He left for a real hospital." Doctor Bob retorts, upon which he and his nurses cackle.
The patient sits up. "And what do you think you can do? You're just sock-puppets."
"What do you think we fixed with you?" Doctor Bob replies.
The patient smiled at first, but just as quickly changed his expression into one of curiosity. He told the doctor and his nurses they are sock-puppets, and one of them says that this is exactly what they fixed. What could they possibly mean?
The patient lifts the sheet off his legs. The patients eyes widen at what he sees. His legs are gone. In their stead, there are two people, both of whom have their hands up in the patient's torso. One of them lowers his hand, just to wave at the patient.
"Now you're a puppet, just like the rest of us." Doctor Bob says, and everyone laughs.
Everyone laughs out loud, except the patient, who screams his lungs out.
And so, Doctor Bob turned to counseling.
Everyone looks up, including the patient.
Tune in next week, when you'll hear the Critic say.
"Are you guys hearing this too?" The patient asks.
Doctor Bob nods.
"Oh good!" The patient is relieved. "For a moment I thought my brain is playing tricks on me."
"Speaking of brain." Nurse Piggy takes the X-ray from the light and shows it to the patient. "Explain this."
The patient looks at the X-ray. "What? That can't be m..."
He stops as he sees the name that is written on the X-ray. It's Nostalgia Critic. His own name.
"That... that is..." The patient faints before he can finish his sentence.
Nurse Janice shrugs. "Looks like he can't live with a small brain after all."
All three of them roar in laughter.
