Two words for you my lovelings, April Fools. Like hell I'd kill the best fucking character!

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Class was hell for Severus, girls and a few boys stared at him with dreamy eyes, not paying attention to what he was saying, but trying to catch glimpses of what he was wearing under his robes. That, however, was not the worst thing, the love sick sighs were grating on his nerves until he finally snapped. "The next person who sighs gets three weeks of detention," he hissed and the entire female population plus a few boys sighed, wanting to spend three weeks with him, but he wasn't done speaking, "with Filch." This time there were no sighs, only groans.

When the bell rang, he threatened to give detention with Filch for the rest of the year if everyone wasn't out of his classroom in a minute. The only person who didn't rush out of the room was Harry, who walked over and gave him a kiss.

"Let's go home," Harry said, happy this was his last class of the day. He didn't want to stay for dinner, he wanted to go home and cuddle.

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Severus watched Harry's ass as the raven-haired teen walked in front of him on the way to the twins nursery where Pippy, one of their housel elves, was with the twins. All he could think about was how tight and hot Harry felt when he was inside his husband. Just the thought of all that smooth, creamy flesh made him rock hard and his mouth water.

"Sirs, young sirs are taking naps," Pippy said quietly when they walked into the nursery. "Pippy finally gets them all to sleep Sirs."

Harry nodded and looked into the crib, Asphodel and Aries were curled together like two kittens, purring softly. He pressed a soft kiss to their foreheads and followed Severus out of the room. As soon as the door was closed, he found himself pinned over the railing with a very aroused Severus pressed against him. Now it wasn't that he minded being in this position, it was the fact he was bent in half with the part of him with eyes hanging over a twenty foot drop. "Sev, I would love to have sex with you, just not when I could fall and die."

Severus growled but none-the-less, yanked Harry back over and pressed him against the wall. "Better?" He growled hotly then attacked Harry's throat when the teen nodded his consent. In one smooth motion he magically removed their clothes, preapaired Harry's entrance, slicked his cock, and thrust completely into the writhing cat-teen. Without waiting for his husband to become acustomed to him, he stared to thrust in and out as hard and fast as he could.

As moans and screams ripped out of his throat, Harry decided he liked this side of Severus. He was even more sure of his feelings when the best orgasm of his life racked through his body as Severus filled him with hot seed. "Oh shit, am I going to get pregnant?" He asked suddenly after he regained the power of speech, this was of course after he had nearly passed out when they slid down the wall.

"I spiked your breakfast with birth-control," Severus smirked and pulled Harry on top of him. "I love the twins and I love you, but if I have to spend another nine months while you use my head as target practice ever five minute, then I think I'll go insane."

"I wasn't that bad," Harry murmured and laid across Severus' chest, enjoying the deep rumbling sound when his husband laughed.

"Yes you were," Severus said and kissed Harry.


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