I have the sudden urge to lick chocolate off some very hot abs on a very hot guy. Damn, now I have a hard on, hmmm, this seems to happen to me a lot. My sex-drive now belongs to Sirin Black since he has so much fun playing with it when I'm in class.

Crazy Frog CD: 15 dollars

CD player: 35 dollars

Bottle of Lotion: 5 dollars

Getting caught by your step-relatives on Easter masturbating while listening to a super upbeat song remixes: Priceless

For everything else, there's Thanksgiving.


Septus was laid out on a table in the library wearing nothing but his pants and a coating of chocolate on his chest. Every now and again Lucius would dip a strawberry into the chocolate while reading a book.

Absently, Lucius swirled a strawberry in Septus' navel, smirking when he felt the raven-haired man's body shudder. He popped the berry into his mouth and placed a bookmark in his book. "Chocolate covered sex?" He asked once he had finished the succulent morsel.

"Even though I loved being your personal bowl, there is no way in hell I would save no to chocolate covered sex," Septus grinned and spelled all Lucius' and the rest of his clothes off.

Lucius leaned down and slowly lapped at the chocolate. He followed the lines of Septus' abs before dipping his tongue into the man's navel, enjoying the shudder that racked his husband's body. Slowly, he made his way up until he came to a chocolate covered nipple, which he began to torture relentlessly.

With a throaty moan, Septus wound his fingers in Lucius' platinum mane as the blonde sucked on his nipple. Not very many people knew, but that was one of the most sensitive parts on his body. He pulled Lucius up his body and captured the blonde's mouth in a passionate kiss.

"I will never be able to eat chocolate again," Draco said from the doorway. "And you're having sex on my homework," he sighed and closed the door as he walked away.

Septus and Lucius just shrugged and began to kiss again, tongues sliding and rubbing sensuously as their chests slid against each other covered in chocolate. Hands touched as much as they could as mouths ate at each other.

A loud moan was pulled from Septus' mouth when he found his legs over Lucius' shoulders and the blonde's tongue probing at his entrance. His head fell back against the table with a soft thunk as his husband's tongue was pushed inside him. Soon he couldn't handle the torture and rolled his body so he was straddling Lucius' chest. "You in me now," he growled and slid back, impaling himself on the blonde's arousal.

Lucius placed his hands on Septus as the raven-haired man rode him. He sat up and wrapped his lips around a hard nipple. Pulling away from the man, he threw his head back when Septus slammed down particularly hard down on his throbbing erection. "Venez pour moi1," he moaned and wrapped his hand around Septus' proud length.

Septus threw his head back and arched against his husband, hot jets of cum splashing between their bodies. He barely heard Lucius gasp, "je vais te penetrer maintenant!2" as the blonde filled him.

xXx(A/N: I wrote that while listening to "Teenage Lobotomy" by The Ramones. Also that scene is dedicated to Sirin and only he knows why).

"I'm sorry to wake you Sirs but…" Pippy was cut abruptly off by Severus' hand around his throat, choking him. He let out a choking sound and flailed around a bit as his eyes started to bulge out of his head.

Harry woke to find Severus still strangling a blue hued Pippy. "Severus!" He snapped, surprising Severus who immediately dropped the house elf. "Say you're sorry."

Severus wrinkled his nose in distain and gave a murmured apology to the gasping house elf. His eyes he a slight glowing red hue to them when he returned his gaze to Harry. "What is it Pippy?" He growled, wanting to know why the hell he had been woken up.

"Urgent fire call," Pippy coughed, clutching his throat.

Pinching the bridge of his nose, Severus sat up, making Harry tumble back into his lap. As soon as the cat-teen came in contact with his groin, he groaned in painful pleasure. Knowing that the call couldn't wait, didn't stop him from entertaining the idea of fucking his soul mate, that was until Harry got off him and summoned clothes onto them both.

With a sigh of annoyance, Severus stood and made his was way down the stairs to the fireplace where he saw Draco's face in the fire. "What is it?" He growled, still very annoyed.

"I can't turn in my homework," Draco said, his voice taking on a slightly disturbed tone. "My Father and Septus had sex on it when they were covered in chocolate."

Severus once again pinched the bridge of his nose. "You interrupted my sleep to tell me that?"

"It's nearly one in the afternoon, normally you're awake by now," Draco said, and spied a disheveled Harry sitting down on the couch. "Ah, that's why," he smirked and disappeared from the fire.

xXx

-Several Months Later-

"Come on, you promised!" Harry said, as he dragged Severus towards the fireplace. "You promised that we would go to the Burrow for the weekend!"

Severus growled, but did not pull back, it was true, he did promise. "Fine, the weekend, that is all," he sighed in defeat and allowed Harry to drag him into the fireplace as he took the twin's from Pippy.

Harry beamed and kissed Severus just as they flooed away. They arrived at the Burrow and Harry once again, almost fell out of the fireplace but was caught by Severus, as always.

"Harry! Severus!" Arthur declared loudly in greeting when he noticed the two had arrived. "And the twins, adorable as always," he smiled and the twins smiled back, showing off a sharp pointed tooth each. "Wow, they are growing fast."

"It has something to do with being part cat," Severus said, unable to keep a soft smile from crossing his face when he looked at Asphodel and Aries. His eyes flashed red briefly before becoming red again.

Arthur clapped his hands together and smiled wider. "Everyone is upstairs in Ron's room, Severus, can I tempt you to some brandy?" He asked as Harry rushed up the stairs to greet his friends.

"I have two twin's," Severus smirked, setting the twins in Arthur's arms, "what do you think my answer is?"

xXx

Harry's smile fell as soon as he opened Ron's door, inside was all his friends and the one person he never wanted to see again, Hermione Granger.


Cliff hanger! Sorry it took so long for me to update, I've been busy and had a horrible case of writer's block. We are nearing the end! But there will be a sequel! I promise! Can't leave Asphodel and Aries as babies now can I?

Thank Sirin for inspiring that lemon.