A/N: Hiya, my chocolatiers! SO SO SORRY for the late update! Before anything, here, CHOCOLATE~! :DD Om noms. :33 Mmkay, now that's settled, all I need you to do is listen to: "Young Volcanoes" and by Fall out Boy. It's a great song and it'll appear here! Also: Another guest character, Karen. From the Guardian of Looovveee~! xD C:
Karen's background:
Age: 518 yrs. Old
height: 5"3
Hair: waist length, raven black
Eyes: night blue with a twinge of electric yellow
Occupation: Sorcerer
Italics- Lyrics

Chapter 6

"So." Jack followed Joy's steps as she watched Luna mix stuff in a huge bowl. "What are you making?"

"Oh, you'll find out." Luna smiled. Jack pouted.

"Awwh! I wanna knooowww!" He whined. Joy rolled her eyes.

Luna giggled. "You'll have to be patient then."

Joy smirked as Jack sat cross legged in the air. "Fine." He said with a cute, grumpy face.

"All I need is music." Luna looked expectantly at Joy, using her puppy dog eyes (Oh, the irony :PP xD). Joy sighed, pulling out her MP3 and started playing a song in full volume, plugging in her mini speakers. Luna smiled, this song was her absolute favorite. While she started telling others what they could help her with, she also started nodding her head, hips swaying with the beat. Whilst moving around, she sang along, her soft, gentle voice filling the air:

"When Rome's in ruins,
We are the lions
Free of the coliseums

In poison places,
We are anti-venom,
We're the beginning of the end.

Tonight, the foxes hunt the hounds
It's all over now before it has begun
We've already won

We are wild. We are like young volcanoes
We are wild, Americana, Exotica
Do you wanna feel a little beautiful, baby
Yeah~!"

At this, the others started dancing around with Luna too. She was twirling around, guiding her friends in their assigned tasks.

"C'mon, make it easy
Say I never mattered
Runnin' up the flag pole

We will teach you
How to make boys next door
Out of assholes"

Joy giggled simultaneously with the singer.

"Tonight, the foxes hunt the hounds,
It's all over now, before it has begun
We've already won

We are wild, we are like young volcanoes
We are wild, Americana, Exotica
Do you wanna feel a little beautiful, baby
Yeah~!

We are wild, we are like young volcanoes
We are wild, Americana, Exotica
Do you wanna feel a little beautiful, baby
Yeah~!

Luna landed on her butt, feeling dizzy from all her swirling and twirling around. Chuckling, Bunny helped her up. Unfortunately, he was covered in another layer of flour and now looked like a really huge snowbunny. Joy tried hard not to chuckle. But before Luna could notice her flour covered back, the oven dinged.

"Yay! It's baked!" Luna ran excitedly to get a pair of oven mittens as Joy turned the oven off.

"Wow, that was fast! So do I get to know what it is now?" Asked Jack in anticipation, looking over Joy's shoulder.

"I guess." Replied Joy, waving her hand in front of her face to get rid of the smoke escaping the oven.

Luna took out the cake, its aroma spreading through the kitchen. Bunny took the icing from the counter as North reached for the spreading knife, which they both gave to Luna.

::: 8 minutes later :::

"Huzzah! The Oreo cake has been decorated!" Luna grinned triumphly, her tail swishing in delight.

Jack and North stared at it with their mouths open, saliva crawling out.

"Oi! Close your mouths! I don't want your drool spilling on it!" Luna growled. Joy and Bunny chuckled.

They both shook their heads and closed their mouths, embarrassed.

Joy chuckled. "C'mon. Let's head to the dining room." She carried the cake carefully as her friends followed her.

"Tooth! You're back!" Luna excitedly ran to hug her.

"Uhuh! Got my job done in a jiffy! Thanks to my small fairies." Tooth smiled.

"Oh, c'mon guys. The cake won't waaiiiitt~!" Joy said, placing the cake on the table.

"OOOHHHHH. CAAAKKEEE." Tooth squealed. Even though she's the tooth fairy, her job won't stop her from eating cake.

As they ate, they savored the sweet flavor of oreo chunks. Luna was glad they loved it. It was actually her first cake after all. Though she made sure there was a bit left. She wanted Pitch to taste it..

-Mean while-

Pitch was wondering around hopelessly, looking for some poor soul to scare. He shadow-traveled to MiM knows how many houses, only being able to frighten very few. Pitch needed to scare. He felt himself growing weaker with every house he popped into.

Pitch sighed and tried once again, letting his shadows take him anywhere now. For once, hoping that they would take him somewhere where he could scare. And he ended up in . . . Well, he did scare but not in the way he wanted.

A scream was let out of a young woman's mouth and Pitch stumbled back in surprise.

"I-uh . . . " He stuttered as he hid his face, already had enough of what he saw of a part of the young woman's body.

"OH MY GOSH. WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW THE- PITCH! " Karen shrieked, accidentally casting a permanent-ish spell on the Boogieman. Pitch –tried- to immediately stand up, but slipped on his butt from the bathroom's slippery floor, the spell fully hitting him on the head, knocking him out.

"WHUTTHFUCKWHUTTHFUCKWHUTTHFUCKWHUTTHFUCKWHUTTHFUC K- WHAT. THE. FUCK?!" Karen freaked out, desperately reaching for her towel. Dashing outside, she immediately summoned Joy. Which is basically her pulling an emergency voodoo doll and throwing it on the ground. Bad idea.

"KAREN!" Joy screamed, icing flying everywhere, escaping her mouth. "I. AM. EATING."

"BU-BUT.. PITCH. BATH. NAKED. ME. RSDFGHUKGCVKJSGDOJLVBSRU." Karen shook Joy by the shoulders.

"WHAT?" She said as they both dashed to the bathroom.

::Meanwhile::

"Welp. So much for making her taste the cake." Jack huffed.

Silence.

". . . WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?!" He screamed.

*SMACK*

"OW! LUNA? What was that for?!"

"For over-reacting much," She answered casually.

Jack looked at her with a poker-face, which also says; You've got to be kidding me, while rubbing the side of his head.

"I think, I know where she is," Luna said, crossing her arms and put her weigh on her left leg. Bunny found this cute. He blushed. Did he just thought about that? He shook his head, pushing away his thoughts.

Tooth looked at Bunny and smirked. She saw the blush. She flew to him and nudged his arm.

"Wha'?" He raised a brow.

"Someone has a crush~!" Tooth sung from the corner of her mouth.

Bunnymund huffed and rolled his eyes.

"I think it's time to visit an old friend." Luna continued, smirking. "C'mon, let get a portal globe."

::At Karen's house::

*CRASH*

"OW! OI, GET OFF ME!"

"Sorry! Chill, Luna! Not my fault!" Jack said while helping Luna up. The other quite had a bump too. Karen's place was always a mess, so they had to be careful not to spill anything.

"Joy?" Luna called.

"They must be upstairs.." Tooth chirped.

"C'mon."

As they went up, they heard muffled voices coming from Karen's bathroom.

"So.. He just... 'Popped' in"

"Yeah. And I m-might've hit him with a.. spell..."

"Spell?! What type or kind or whatever spell did you hit him with?"

"Wha' ever it is, it doesn' look good." A strong Aussie accent said, startling the two ladies.

*SMACK*

"E. ASTER BUNNYMUND. DO YOU EVEN BOTHER TO KNOCK?! I HAVE HALF THE MIND TO JINX YOU RIGHT NOW." Karen screamed, clutching her towel closer to her body as he rubbed his reddening arm.

"Gah! Sorry! Geez, we were just curious. We were eatin' cake when Joy suddenly got replaced by a voodoo doll.." Bunny raised his arms in defense.

Karen huffed as the others examined Pitch's unconscious body and decided to dress up first before anything else.

[:::]

"Why don't we just.. I dunno.. Leave him in his lair? Call his nightmares or sumthin?" Jack suggested.

"Why would we? This is Pitch Black for Pete's sake!" Tooth said.

"Oh, I don't know, maybe the guy that almost KILLED you?!"

"Guys, c'mon. He looks harmless. He barely has enough power to make two more nightmares. Luna countered.

"Besides, He brought me back after kidnapping me, right?" She smiled sheepishly.

"Yeah, wha' ever horrible thing you did to 'im made 'im bring you back." Bunny mumbled.

"OI. I heard that!" Luna pouted as Joy snickered.

"So.. What do ve do know?" North asked in his strong Russian accent.

"Let's just follow Jack's plan, I mean, Pitch is unconscious, right? Let's just leave him there." Karen said, now in her witch-sorcery dress of whatever.

"Welp. We got dragged into this. Why not give it a try?" Luna said, smirking. The others looked at her and decided to agree, tired from all the events that recently happened.

[:::]

"Ahh. That'll do." Joy said while grinning in triumph.

The others nodded. "I think we had some effort." Jack chuckled as they got out of the dark place.

So they just left Pitch lying ... On the cold hard ground.

LADY LUNA'S LITTLE NOT THINGY TO THE READERS:

OOHHHHHH! OOHHH! TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLLEE~! xD

Sorry it took so LOOOONNNNGG x-x School was being a bitch. And I'm also dissapointed cause SOMEONE *cough*Takumisa777*cough* decided to DELETE their story when I could've helped. *Sigh*

Oh welp. Guess ye have to wait again. I HOPE YE FREAGGIN LOVE THIS CHAPPIE AS MUCH AS I DO. I EVEN RISKED MY LAPTOP AT SCHOOL TO WRITE THIS THING xD

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