All right folks, here's the next chapter. This is where the crossover with Stargate SG-1 (which I do not own) starts. If you've never seen it, there is only one thing I need you know right now: When I say "zatted", I mean "shot with a stun gun."

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Previously

They exited the wormhole next to Earth.

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"And apparently, we've travelled an indeterminate amount back in time." Said Rommie.

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"Beka," said Rommie patiently. "There's shopping down there."

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The crew bumped and apologized their way through the crowded mall. Or at least Dylan, Beka, Harper, The Trances and Rommie did. People just moved out of Tyr's way, making a path for him straight to The Chocolate shop.

"Wow," he breathed, pressing his nose up against the glass window. "It's beautiful…"

"It's a chocolate bunny rabbit," said Rommie. "And it doesn't even hop."

"Look!" squealed Dylan. "Teletubbies on DVD!" He grabbed Beka's arm and dragged her over to the Video store across the way.

"This is why you're not allowed out in public," she told him, pulling him away with some effort.

"But, but-" Dylan sniffed. "They're so colourful…"

Meanwhile, Harper and the Trances were looking at the electronics department.

"What is it?" asked Harper, holding the strange device in question to the light.

"I think it's a telephone," answered Golden Trance.

"Duh," said Purple Trance. "There's one on Command remember?"

The other two stared at her. "But this one has Mickey Mouse on it," whispered Harper.

Purple Trance took a step to distance herself.

"Can I help you?" a friendly looking shop attendant suddenly appeared behind them.

"No thanks," said Harper.

"OK," the attendant (who's name was Calvin) stepped away.

"What are you guys looking at?" asked Beka, walking up and dragging a pouting Dylan behind her. "Ooooo, is that Mickey Mouse?"

"Yep," said Golden Trance.

"Big deal," muttered Dylan. "Teletubbies are better."

"What's he talking about?" Tyr said as he and Rommie appeared beside them.

"They have televisions on their stomachs!" cried Dylan. "Come on! What's better than that?"

"He has a point," said Rommie.

"Can I help you with something?" asked Calvin the attendant, once again appearing.

"Go away," said Beka. Calvin nodded, smiling, and left.

"Look at this one," said Rommie, picking up a phone that had a little green alien on it. "'E.T. phone home'" she read. "Isn't that cute?"

"Are you sure I can't help with anything?" asked Calvin eagerly. Tyr turned to him.

"Young man," he said, "If you value your life, you will leave this place and never return."

Calvin burst into tears and ran away, sobbing.

"Bit hard on him, weren't you?" asked Beka.

"I think we should leave," said Purple Trance, as one of the store managers started towards them.

"I will just tell him to leave us alone," stated Tyr.

"No!" shouted the rest, grabbing him and dragging him out of the mall.

"What do we now?" asked Rommie, after Tyr had taken his medication.

"Let's go to munchkin land!" said Tyr in an unnaturally high-pitched voice.

"Let's not and say we did," said Harper.

"Ok!" Tyr smiled and sat on the parking lot, polishing his gun and whistling.

"Remind me why we agreed to have him on the crew?" Rommie asked Dylan.

"He's big, and scary," replied the captain. Tyr grinned at him, and giggled.

"Oh, behave," he said, waving his hand girlishly.

"You're right," said Harper. "Terrifying."

"I think we should go back to the Andromeda now," said Beka. "This is getting weird."

"I agree," said the Trances.

Dylan and Harper helped Tyr up, and the crew made their way to the Maru. Beka took out a remote control, and pressed a button.

Beep, beep went the Maru, the door opening. Suddenly, a young man with brown hair and glasses walked up to them.

"Excuse me," he asked. "Is this your vehicle?"

"Hey, it's perfectly legal to park here buddy," said Beka defensively.

The man nodded pleasantly, and pressed a button on his shirt. "We've got them guys"

"Got who?" asked Dylan, looking around.

All at once, about ten military personnel had them surrounded.

"I didn't do it!" cried Harper. He pushed Purple Trance in front of him. "It was her!"

An older man, a blonde woman, and a tall African looking man with a toque on stepped out to stand next to the other guy.

"You know you have a spaceship parked at a mall, right?" asked the woman.

"It's not illegal," said Rommie. "Right?"

"Well-" she was interrupted by the older man.

"Yes," he said, "It is very illegal. You need to come with us."

The crew of the Andromeda Ascendant looked at each other. They shrugged.

"Ok." They agreed in unison.

"Nothing better to do," said Beka.

"Who are you anyway?" asked Dylan.

"I'm Dr. Daniel Jackson," said the young man. "This is Colonel Jack O'Neill, Major Samantha Carter, and…" he indicated the toque guy. "Teal'c." Major Samantha Cater nodded. She quickly explained.

"We work with something called a Stargate-"

"SG-1" blurted out O'Neill.

"Why did you say that?" asked Daniel.

"It was a clever way of letting the reader know what show is now being crossed over with," said Teal'c.

"Exactly," said O'Neill.

"Actually," piped up Golden Trance. "I think it was kind of obvious."

"Yeah," agreed the rest of the crew.

"Shut up," said O'Neill, and zatted them, one by one.

"You didn't have to do that," said Daniel. "They were going to come with us." O'Neill zatted him to.

"Sir," said Sam. "I think you should stop-" O'Niell zatted her.

"And you?" he asked Teal'c. Teal'c smiled, and zatted O'Niell. Then he started laughing manically.

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