Thanks! I was worried that nobody would want to read an Andromeda/Stargate crossover. I'm glad you liked it.

And about Calvin, don't worry, I have great plans for him...

Chapter 5: A Magical Space Ship

General George Hammond was there to meet to SG-1 and the crew of the Andromeda in the parking lot of Cheyenne Mountain, with his usual plate of freshly baked cookies, and frilly pink apron. He expected to see them come parading back with the strange alien ship that Walter had seen on his yearly jaunt to the mall. What he saw instead was the Eureka Maru careening towards him, with Teal'c at the wheel. This frightened him so badly that he fainted as it came to a stop right in front of his face.

Teal'c allowed himself to smile for a fraction of a second, then went back to his usual stoic self. He had used up his monthly allowance of cheerfulness, and now had to keep a completely straight face for 27 more days. He sighed regretfully, and exited the Maru. As he did, he wondered how he was going to explain to Doctor Fraiser why everyone was unconscious. Oh well, he's just stare at her and she would drop it.

Fortunately, Doctor Fraiser was saved the discomfort of Teal'c's gaze, as everyone miraculously woke up at the same time. For some reason, Zat guns didn't seem to pack the same punch that they used to. The crew of the Andromeda, SG-1, and General Hammond all stood staring at the Maru.

"Sooooo…"said Jack. "How do we get it inside?"

Everyone looked at Sam. She stared back.

"Why are you all looking at me?" she asked.

"I don't know," said Dylan. "Everyone else is, so I just did too. I don't like being an outcast."

"Maybe we should just leave it here," suggested Rommie. "I mean, who would steal it, really?"

"Hey!" cried Beka indignantly.

"Sorry Beka," said Harper. "It's true."

"Now if it were the Andromeda…" said Tyr.

"I think the best thing we can do is leave it out here," said Hammond decisively.

"But I wanted to study it…" whined Sam.

"Me too," whined Daniel. At the questioning glances, he explained: "It looks really old, and I like old things…"

"Hey!" cried Beka. "It's standing right there, you know!"

"Yeah," said Jack sarcastically. "Like it can actually hear us."

The crew of the Andromeda stared at him.

"It can," said Purple Trance.

"It's a magical space ship," said Golden Trance.

"It's built from a special kind of Metal," said Dylan.

"That we got from a witch on some random planet," finished Tyr.

SG-1 + Hammond stared at them, slightly frightened.

"I think they had a bad reaction to the zats sir," whispered Doctor Fraiser, who had randomly appeared behind them. Beak snorted and hit Dylan on the back of the head.

"Idiot," she said. "You know that my Father built that ship!"

The people from Cheyenne Mountain laughed, and went back inside. Immediately after they were gone, Beka hit Dylan again.

"Hey," he complained. "What did I do?"

"You almost gave away my secret about the Maru!" said Beka.

"But Trance started it!" whined Dylan.

"Yeah," said Beka. "But you're funner to hit." And with that, The crew followed SG-1 into Cheyenne Mountain.

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"Whoa!" shouted Rommie when she saw the Stargate. "What's that thing?!"

"That's the Stargate," said Sam.

Rommie reached a hand out touch the great big round circle before her. "I…must…poke…"

As Rommie stood poking the Stargate, Jack turned to Dylan.

"Why is she doing that?" he whispered. Dylan shrugged.

"She has a thing about big stone round things." He explained. "Just don't mention it to her."

"Why?" asked Daniel.

"She's a warship," said Tyr. "And you know what they say…"

"What do they say?" asked Teal'c.

The crew of the Andromeda looked at each other, and grinned.

"Never get a warship angry!" they shouted.