Teh protecthu waz exersising an doing pushups wen all da gurlz came up from teh bushes and ran towards him. They then try to taek his close of becuz they want his babys.
"MAEK ME PREGNENT PROTECTUH PLZZZZZ!" They yelled.
Teh protectuh then got scared and runned away. He then noticed his zipper wuz open (lololl) and blushed and zip it bak up. All of a suden, Aran and Mercedes jump from behind him. Dey wer blushing like crazy.
"Protectuh plzzzz." they begged. "Maek me pregnint. I want to be ur waifu."
Protectuh culdnt chooze, so he maed dem do rockpapersissors.
"Yey! I win!" Mercedes cheered. "Protectuh! Ur Mine nao!"
"Heyy that's not fair! You cheeted!" Aran cried because she waz sad protectuh cant be wit her.
Protectuhs hart broak seeing Aran like dat, so he comprmise.
"It's kay Aran. U guys can both be my waifus! We can maek lots of babys togethuh!"
And den dey had lots of sexx and kissy kissy and children and liv happy ever aftur!
What am I doing with my life?
