I don't own any of the characters except for my OCs.
Act 1
The scene takes place at Adaline's house. She and Mark are watching TV.
"We now return to ThePrice is Politically Correct" the TV announced.
(TV Cutaway)
"We have here a new Playstation Vita, known for its dark colored skin; along with so many games and apps this electronic device can hold up to. In fact, it has up to at least two hours I want to say. In fact, I don't think it's a PlayStation Vita. It's a simple video game device. Anyone want it?" Drew Carey announced in a bored tone.
(TV Cutaway Ends)
"Mark, did you know that Hannah Barbara is actually a guy?" Adaline asked.
"Babe, with all due to respect, it's two people that grouped their last names together to create classic cartoons" Mark chuckled.
"Damn it Joey" Adaline cursed.
"Who's Joey?" Mark asked.
"An old friend" Adaline answered.
(Cell phone Rings)
"Hello?" Adaline answered and it was an Irishman with blonde hair and a beard as the screen splits in half.
"Hi sweetie, how are you? I haven't seen you in forever" it was a man, voiced by Chris Hemsworth.
"Hi daddy! I missed you so much! I would like for you to meet my boyfriend! I'm not single anymore!" Adaline squealed.
"Uh, that's great sweetie. Is he the right guy? I need to find you. I'll meet you tomorrow at noon. Bye sweetie" Mr. O'Brien hangs up the phone.
"Adaline, what the hell?" Mark argued.
"Babe, it's okay" Adaline said.
"It's okay?! I only have less than a day to make a good first impression! I'm doomed and you think it's okay?!" Mark shouted.
"If you think you're doomed, my brother still acts like a girl" Hayley appeared out of nowhere as she was chasing Steve, wearing pink bra and panties and a tiara on his/her head.
"Look at me, I'm a sexy princess runner" Steve/Stacy exclaimed.
"Okay, what the hell happened to Steve? He's been a girl since like forever" Mark wondered.
"I noticed it too. I noticed how he was cheerleading" Adaline recalled.
(Flashback)
"GIVE ME AN A! GIVE ME A D!" Steve/Stacy cheered, dressed as a cheerleader as Adaline was doing some pilates.
(Flashback Ends)
"Something must have happened to Steve, huh?" Mark asked.
"Hayley texted me and said that Steve was stuck as Stacy courtesy of a super villain named Lucy Sheridan" Adaline explained.
"Adaline, I feel bad about it and we'll deal with his sex problem, but right now I need to make a strong first impression with your father" Mark said.
"Babe, just get a good night sleep, just be yourself, and you will be fine" Adaline suggested.
"You really know how to impress a gentleman. You mind if we…you know" Mark suggested as he attempted to touch his girlfriend's butt.
"Babe, wait until after what my daddy says" Adaline said.
The next day, Mark and Adaline were standing in front of the door.
"Mark, why are you so sweaty?" Adaline asked.
"I'm not ready to meet your father" Mark answered.
"I told you, just be yourself" Adaline suggested.
"Easier said than done" Mark added as suddenly, an SUV arrives with a man with blonde hair and a beard wearing a blue plaid shirt and jeans and brown boots arrived.
"Daddy!" Adaline cheered as she ran to hug her dad.
"Hi sweetie. It's so good to meet you" Mr. O'Brien said.
(A/E His voice is done by Chris Hemsworth.)
"Hello sir, I'm Mark Johnson, Adaline's boyfriend" Mark offered a handshake and Mr. O'Brien accepted.
"The name is Liam O'Brien. Let me ask you something young man, do you love my little girl?" Liam asked.
"With all my heart" Mark answered as the three sat down in Adaline's couch.
"I don't know about you. I don't see you being the right one. I want someone who is a man for Adaline" Liam said.
"Daddy, he's a sweet, kind, and strong man" Adaline pleaded.
"Sweetie, let me ask you something: is your boyfriend really mature?" Liam asked.
"He's extremely matured. He definitely knows when to control his laughter" Adaline answered.
(Flashback)
We see Mark and Adaline watching South Park at Mark's house.
"Tom I'm standing in front of the jelly school, where officials claim they do have room for this little hater girl. That's not a jelly school, that's a Dunkin Donuts!" the TV voices were played.
"(Laughs uncontrollably) It's funny because I work there and it's so true!" Mark laughs while he is rolling on the floor.
"This is why I don't watch TV-MA shows" Adaline shook her head.
"Okay I'll stop" Mark stops but resumes laughing on the floor.
Adaline rolls her eyes and shakes her head.
(Flashback Ends)
"He definitely knows how to behave like a gentleman" Adaline said.
(Flashback)
Adaline is putting on lipstick.
Mark arrived.
"Hey babe, what's that gorgeous smell?" Mark smiled.
"(Sniffs) hmm, it must be...oh my God Mark, you farted! You are so disgusting!" Adaline freaked out, only for Mark to laugh.
"The look on your face" Mark continues to laugh.
"Uh, stupid people who said that if you smelt it, dealt it" Adaline grumbled as she sprayed Febreze.
(Flashback Ends)
"I don't feel convinced. What if he isn't strong enough to protect you?" Liam asked.
"He IS very strong, Daddy! He fought an army of Dark Elves!" Adaline begged.
"Well, he has to prove himself that he's worthy. Johnson, are you willing to take a test and prove yourself worthy of my daughter's heart?" Liam asked.
"Anything, sir" Mark answered.
"Well, you look like a nice young man and someone who is willing to protect my little girl, even though I don't know what happened to my wife, all right, here's what we'll do" Liam offered.
The scene shifts to Mark…eating worms from the ground.
"There, I ate worms. Now can I stick to being Adaline's boyfriend?" Mark asked.
"That was a preliminary test to see how much you're willing to humiliate yourself for my girl" Liam said.
"Oh come on!" Mark argued.
"Babe!" Adaline growled.
"The real test is this!" Liam pointed Mark at a high mountain.
"Can I at least get people to go with me?" Mark begged.
"Fine, but that's it!" Liam answered.
End of Act 1
Act 2
Later, we see Mark, Jeff, Stan, Michael, and Steve/Stacy (wearing female hiking outfit) standing outside the mountain, with their gear.
"First of all, why is that young man dressed like a girl?" Liam asked.
"I'm not a man. I'm a girl. My name is Stacy" Steve/Stacy said as s/he does a pirouette.
"Sir, my friend is under a spell from someone that made him believe he's a girl. Please don't count it as a way to remove Adaline from my life" Mark begged. "Damn it Steve! You had to be a girl at the wrong time!"
"Mark, calm down" Stan said.
"All right men and the guy girl, come with me, ladies, come say goodbye to your guys. Today we will test how manly you really are" Liam said as he took the men and Steve/Stacy with him to the mountains after they said their goodbyes.
"Good luck Jeff" Hayley said as she kissed her husband on the lips.
"I'll be fine babe" Jeff said as he left.
"Take care dad" Hayley said as she hugs her dad.
"Take good care of Mary" Stan said.
"Be careful daddy" Zoey said as she hugs her dad.
"I'll be fine sweetie" Mr. Wilson said as he left also.
"Steve, I know it's you and not Stacy, but be careful" Zoey said as she simply hugs him/her and s/he leaves.
"I'm doing this for us" Mark said as he passionately kissed Adaline.
"I believe in you" Adaline said as he left and the men vanished.
"This is stupid and sexist. Why do the men have to do stupid stuff just to prove their manliness? We're living in the 21th Century, for crying out loud!" Hayley argued.
"Maybe, they're aware that we, women, are getting more independent and they're scared that we don't need them anyway" Zoey said.
"I think it's for the best. Not every woman is strong..." Adaline said but was interrupted.
"Adaline, you're always acting too shy and you're technically stronger than any of us. And you know what? I have an idea to make you braver and stronger" Hayley suggested as the scene shifts to a local skating arena, where there's roller derby going on.
"Roller derby? I thought it was Dance Revolution" we see Zoey dancing while the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua plays.
"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
"ZOEY!" Hayley shouted, off-screen.
"Sorry" Zoey apologized as she stopped dancing and joined with the ladies.
"I don't get it. How are we supposed to roller derby?" Adaline asked.
"It's simple. Let's put these skates on and then we roll" Hayley said as she shows the girls a demonstration.
"Like this?" Adaline said, but she does so in a much better way.
"She's awesome" Zoey chuckled.
Meanwhile, the men arrived on top of the mountains.
"Put these on" Liam said as the men don the loincloth after removing their clothes.
"This is perfect! This will make Steve recover his male attitude and abandon his feminine traits" Stan said.
"And this will be my chance to prove Adaline's father I'm worthy" Mark said.
"I'd wish Kat would be here. She would totally love seeing me wearing nothing, but a loincloth" Michael said.
"So, Mr. O, what are we gonna do to prove we're manly?" Jeff asked.
"Have you ever heard of 'The Legend of the Lion Man'?" Liam asked.
"Yes! I mean, No! Maybe yes! Definitely no!" Jeff answered.
"The Lion Man is fierce creature a half man, half lion who lives in the top of the mountain. Any camper who tried to climb that mountain got attacked and probably killed by the Lion Man. It is our mission to find this creature and kill him with our bare hands" Liam explained.
"Anything to make my Steve a man. By the way, where is he?" Stan asked, but suddenly, Steve appeared wearing his loincloth...and another one around his chest despite not having boobs.
"Hello, gentlemen! I am Stacy-hontas, an Amazon princess!" Steve announced.
"This is gonna be harder than I thought" Stan shook his head.
"By the way, this loincloth barely covers my crotch" Mark argued.
"This skirt barely covers my panties" Adaline argued as the scene quickly shifts to her adjusting her blue garment while her white panties with pink hearts were exposed for a bit. Along with the skirt, she had on a matching sports bra. Hayley and Zoey wear them as well.
"Adaline, are you ready?" Hayley asked.
"Let's kick some ass" Adaline said as we see a montage of the girls doing some roller derby competitions. There was a tournament going on and Adaline's team, consisting of her, Hayley, and Zoey, were named "Ultimate Hotties". We see Adaline pushing away other competitors in a fierce way. Hayley and Zoey cheered as their teammate scored the winning lap. We see a tournament bracket and "Ultimate Hotties" have reached to the finals.
"Tomorrow is the championship between the Ultimate Hotties and 3 Little She-Wolves" the announcer at the skating rink announced.
The 3 Little She-Wolves were revealed to be…three beautiful girls the same age as Steve and his friends.
Meanwhile, Liam and the others did some training.
"All right gentlemen, if you want to find and defeat the Lion Man, you need some training" Liam explained.
Liam:
Let's get down to business to defeat the Lion Man.
The men and Steve/Stacy moved their kendo sticks around, although Mark is doing a horrible job.
Liam:
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
"That makes no sense at all" Stan said.
"Dad!" Steve/Stacy shushed.
Liam:
You're the lamest bunch I ever met.
"No we're not!" Jeff argued as the others shushed him.
Liam:
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you!
"Thank you sir, but I need to go to the bathroom!" Mark rushed to go to the bathroom behind the bushes.
Liam:
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
"You really think so?" Jeff asked.
(Record scratches)
"Actually, I forgot the rest of how the song goes, where's Mark?" Liam demanded as Mark resumed with the others.
"Mark, you're failing so far" Liam said.
"Sir, I promise I will be brave and I will find and defeat the Lion Man. I have beaten Dark Elves before. I can do this. I can promise you that" Mark vowed.
"Good luck gentlemen and whoever you are" Liam said as he left and said the latter to Steve/Stacy.
"Son, be a man or you're grounded!" Stan threatened his son/daughter.
"Mr. S, it doesn't work like that" Jeff added.
"I tried, Jeffrey. We need to find this Lion Man and win back my son" Stan said.
"Also win my full love for Adaline" Mark added.
Later, it was late at night. Mark couldn't sleep at all. He gets up, not wanting to wake up the others.
We see Adaline coming out of the shower, wearing a pink towel around her body. She looks out the window up at the sky with stars
(Music Plays)
Adaline:
Somewhere out there, beneath the pale starlight, someone's thinking of me and winning me tonight
Mark walks around as he looks up in the sky as well.
Mark:
"Somewhere out there, someone's saying out there, maybe that Bon Jovi song called Living on a Prayer. And even though I know how very far apart we are, it helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star"
Adaline:
"And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby,
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky"
Mark:
"Somewhere out there,
If love can see us through,
Then we'll be together, somewhere out there,
Out where non wet dreams come true"
"Oh Mark/Adaline" both Mark and Adaline raised their hands in sadness up at the sky.
"I promise to be brave" Mark said.
"I promise to be as sexy as you want me to be" Adaline said.
End of Act 2
Act 3
The next morning, the guys and Steve/Stacy wake up.
"Good morning gentlemen. I, Stacy-hontas will charm the Lion Man with my sexy body" Steve/Stacy said.
"Son, just be a boy please! Take off the stupid top!" Stan shouted.
"What are you doing? You're going to expose my boobs!" Steve/Stacy complained.
"Will everyone shut the f*ck up?!" Mark growled as everyone looked at him all strange.
"I'm so sorry. I did not mean to curse at you guys. Look, we can't find the Lion Man with us arguing. Come on let's go" Mark said as the guys walked.
However, they were approached by moving sounds.
The guys and Steve/Stacy gasped as they saw something.
"Look guys, I'm a bear" it was...Wilmer Valderama dressed as a lion for some odd reason.
"Mr. V, you're at the wrong show" Jeff said.
"I want to be a bear" Wilmer argued.
"Go back to That 70s Show, you clown. We need to find a lion man" Stan said.
"I'd be a bear" Wilmer grumbled as he walks away.
(Bushes noise)
"Again with him, I swear if I..." Mark turned around, only to see it was...the actual Lion Man.
"Li...li...li...lion man!" Stan shouted as he, Steve, Michael, and Jeff run away scared.
"Guys, get back here!" Mark argued as he turned around to face the lion man, only for the latter to roar and make Mark run away too.
"Wait for me!" he shouted.
Meanwhile, Liam is watching them via satellite.
"Mark is not a man" he told himself.
Mark ran, but suddenly stopped.
"Wait a minute, what the hell is wrong with me? I can't keep running away from my problems. That tears it!" Mark shouted as he went to go approach the Lion Man.
"Lion Man, hear me out! My name is Mark Johnson. I vow to keep Adaline as my girlfriend! I want her to be my future wife! If I have to kill you and defeat you and should I have, I died trying. I will be a man and I will stop you!" Mark shouted as the Lion Man was sleeping. However, Mark attacked it with his kendo stick nonstop.
(Lion growling)
The rest of the guys and Steve/Stacy watched in shocked as the Lion Man fought back, but Mark got the better of him.
"Any final words?" Mark asked.
"Please don't hurt me!" the Lion Man begged. He is voiced by Matthew Broderick.
"Huh?" the others asked in unison.
"Excuse me gentlemen. I'm sorry for scaring you guys. My name is Lionel. I look like a lion because I love lions and I had surgery to become one. I lived out in the mountains for a very long time" Lionel explained.
"Then why did you kill so many people?" Mark asked.
"I never hurt a fly. Those were some bunch of BS rumors. I'm nice and sweet, until you started to attack me" Lionel explained.
"I'm so sorry for hurting you. I thought you wanted to hurt my friends. I feel like crap now" Mark apologized.
"It's not your fault. Let me guess, you wanted to face me to impress a girl's father?" Lionel asked.
"Yes" Mark answered.
"(Laughs) I get that a lot. This is what I love doing" Lionel said as he takes out a radio and it plays ABBA music.
Lionel:
I've been cheated by you
Since I don't know when
"Uh, we'll just say we beat him and yeah" Mark said as the guys left while the Lion Man continues to sing.
Lionel:
Mamma Mia
Meanwhile, it was the big roller derby competition.
"Ladies, are you ready?" the judge.
"Ready!" team Ultimate Hotties and 3 Little She-Wolves shouted.
"GO!" the judge waived the flag and the girls skate super hard.
"Come on Adaline!" Hayley shouted as Adaline pushed her opponents, but they were too strong.
"Let me help you" Zoey instructed as she skated to assist Adaline, but the She-wolves were too strong.
"The She-Wolves take the lead" the announcers said.
"I don't think so!" Hayley shouted as she skated her way to the line to restore their lead.
"Adaline, come on!" Zoey begged as Adaline got up and skated her way to the top.
It was neck to neck and it looks like it was anybody's game.
"Can O'Brien cross the finish line to win it all?" the judge asked as Adaline was inches away from crossing the line, but one of her opponents was getting closer. In a slow motion photo finish…Adaline crossed the finished line.
"ULTIMATE HOTTIES WIN THE TITLE!" the announcer shouted as the audience cheered.
"Adaline, you did it!" Hayley cheered as she and Zoey ran to hug their friend.
"Thanks, guys" Adaline said while hobbling on her left foot.
"Good job ladies" the She Wolves arrived.
"We never got to introduce ourselves: my name is Lana" a skinny girl with long brown said. (She is voiced by Linda Cardellini.)
"I'm Bethany" a girl with short blonde hair with a bubbly personality introduced. (She's voiced by Kristen Schaal.
"나는 린제이 해요 (I'm Lindsay)" an Asian girl with short black hair said. (She's voiced by Niki Yang).
"Nice to meet you girls; I'm Adaline and this is Hayley and Zoey" Adaline introduced themselves.
"You know, you ladies are all right. We should hang out sometime" Lana suggested.
"I like that very much" Hayley smiled.
"Same here" Zoey said as she smiled as well.
"Congratulations!" Bethany cheered as the two teams shared a group hug.
Later, Mark, dressed in his normal outfit, sits next to Adaline (with a cast on her foot) while Liam is standing, looking at him.
"Let's see here: you chickened out during the training, you ran when you see the Lion Man, and you didn't kill him" Liam pointed out the facts.
"I guess this is goodbye huh" Adaline teared up a bit.
"However, because you are willing to sacrifice your life to protect my little girl and because you make my girl happy and you stopped the Lion Man, I guess you two can stay together" Liam said.
"You mean?" Mark asked.
"You win! You two belong together!" Liam said as Adaline squealed with joy.
"Thank you daddy!" Adaline cheered as she hugs her dad and then proceeds to make out with Mark.
"We did it babe! We're the best couple ever! This is the best day ever!" Mark exclaimed.
"Thank you babe!" Adaline said.
"Well done young man. Adaline, it's good to see you again. I need to return home. Mark, please do not ever break my daughter's heart! She will know" Liam said as he offered a handshake.
"I promise to be loving and supportive to your daughter" Mark said as he accepted his handshake.
"Want to go party with me and the girls?" Adaline said as the scene shifts to a party to celebrate Ultimate Hotties' victory from the roller derby championship at the Smiths' house.
"I'm proud of you guys! Not only have you girls won, but also congrats to Mark and Adaline for staying a couple for good!" Jeff made a toast as everyone cheered.
"Where's Zoey?" Hayley asked.
(Credits Roll)
Zoey is secretly spying on her boy/girlfriend Steve as he is playing tea party with Mary.
"I promise to have you back to normal" Zoey whispered.
Her dogs George and Harold appear.
"I know. Steve is still a girl. Boys, he will be free. Now, who wants some biscuits and some party food?" Zoey asked as the dogs barked happily, but Zoey looks sad.
"If Mark and Adaline are happy, so should we" she thought to herself as she walks back to the party.
End of Act 3
There you have it. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. What will happen to Steve and Zoey? We'll see what happens. Read and review and peace out folks!
