Act 1
The scene takes place at the Smiths household. Steve, Hayley, Zoey, Jeff, Mary, Mark, and Adaline were sitting on the couch, watching TV. Obviously, they look extremely bored.
"Can we watch something else? Golf is so freakin' boring!" Adaline groaned.
"Oh come on guys, it's only the fifth hole" Mark explained.
"You must really love golf, huh?" Jeff asked.
"No I don't! It's just mindless news programs and as seen on television products! How about we go outside and fight crime? You guys can dress up as the Ultimate Heroes and Adaline and I could join too?" Mark suggested.
"The problem is that there's nothing wrong going on right now. Even 'D' is bored" Hayley said.
(Flashback)
"Toga, toga, TOGA!" we see 'D' on a conga line with other S.W.O.R.D. leaders while wearing togas. (A/E The other Ultimate Heroes were not present for this scene, so sorry about that.)
(Flashback Ends)
"Hey look, it's Jackass! We found something" Zoey said.
"Wait a second; this show is not safe for babies. Come on Mary, it's time for your nap" Hayley said as she takes her daughter upstairs.
(TV Cutaway)
"Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville and today, I'm giving Steve-O a gigantic Texas wedgie while he is pooping" a cartoon version of the prankster actor said as he barged right inside the bathroom while Steve-O is taking a dump and he pulls his whitey tights up to his head and performs a livestock branding on his butt. He runs away laughing as he friend winces in pain.
(TV Cutaway Ends)
The rest of the heroes laugh hysterically.
"I love this show! It's so much fun" Jeff said.
"Let's reenact their stunts" Steve said.
"I don't think that's a very good idea" Adaline said. "The show gave us an explicit warning about not doing any of the stunts at home. Besides, we should leave it to the professionals just to play it safe."
"We can prank others" Mark said as everyone looked at him. "Not that I would do something devious, or maybe I would" he thought to himself.
"Mark, what are you saying?" Adaline said.
"Nothing!" he grinned. He puts something inside Hayley's sofa seat while nobody was watching him.
Hayley walks down the stairs.
"Hey guys, so what were you all laughing about?" she asked as she sat down.
(Farting sound)
Everyone made a strange look at her, while Mark busted out laughing. Adaline was seen chuckling.
"That was not me! I would never fart in my entire life in front of you guys!" Hayley snapped as she felt something.
"Man sis, what were you eating?" Steve asked.
"Aha" Hayley takes out…a whoopee cushion.
"The old whoopee cushion joke, a classic" Mark laughed.
"Okay, I hate to admit, that was funny" Adaline laughed as well.
"Not really" Hayley made a frowning look.
"That fart joke is so 1920s" Zoey rolled her eyes.
"Why did we tune to Jackass in the first place? You know what? Let's watch some news instead" Steve suggested as he changes the channel.
"Guys, come on. I know we're bored, but we need to have some laughs" Mark said.
"Well, pranking is not what I have in mind" Hayley said.
Later that night, as Hayley was getting ready to bed, she was brushing her hair.
(Cell phone rings)
"Hello?" Hayley answered.
"Is…your…refrigerator…running?" an anonymous voice is heard.
"Mark, is that you?" Hayley asked.
"Actually, it's…Cindy" the voice said.
"What the hell is wrong with your voice?" Hayley demanded.
"Uh, I have a cold (fake cough). Now go get your refrigerator because it's running away!" the voice said as Hayley hangs up and finds the refrigerator was not moving at all.
"Damn it!" she grumbled as she went back to bed.
It was revealed…that Adaline made the call. She and Mark busted out laughing.
"That was a good one!" Mark high fived his girlfriend.
"That was good, dear" Adaline said. "I hope we're not doing anything that will upset a lot of people. No more, okay?"
"You're right. It's time we stop this once and for all. We can prank Steve tomorrow" Mark suggested as he went to sleep on the couch.
"That's not what I have in mind" Adaline growled.
The next day, we see Steve coming out of the shower and getting dressed, ready for the day. He walks down the kitchen. Suddenly, he hears a doorbell ring.
"Coming" he said as he goes to open the door. It was Mark offering him…Jell-o.
"Hey Mark, what's going on?" Steve asked.
"Hey Steve, my mom made some delicious Jell-o yesterday and I was wondering if you would like some" Mark offered.
"Thanks man" Steve takes it.
"Anytime, my man. See ya" he leaves.
Steve attempts to eat his dessert with a Jell-o, but suddenly, the dessert explodes. It was everywhere in the kitchen.
Mark was watching him while laughing.
"That was a good one!" he joked.
"Damn it Johnson!" Steve snapped.
Later, Zoey was walking down inside a mall. She goes to the vending machine to get a snack; however, she notices something.
"What's this?" she asked as she sees…a sneaker inside.
"Wait a minute; are those sneakers only a dollar? That's awesome!" she cheered as she puts in a dollar and the machine releases a sneaker. However, she sniffs them.
"Hey wait a minute; these are mine! Oh no!" she notices that it was her stuff inside the vending machine (her watch, wallet, bracelet, tool to sharpen her pistol sword, and a pair of white cotton panties). "Oh my God, Mark put some stuff inside the vending machine! I need $5 singles!" she panicked. "Oh wait a minute; that underwear's not mine!" she said as she puts in $4 and takes her stuff out. Mark was watching her as he laughed.
"I got her good" he laughed.
Meanwhile, Adaline was standing in front of the door as Mark went back home, looking upset.
"Adaline, what's wrong?" Mark asked.
"When are you going to stop?" she demanded.
"Have some humor babe. It's okay" Mark said.
"You either drop this or else…you get this!" Adaline gives Mark a wedgie.
"What the hell?!" Mark shouted as he fixes his underwear as his girlfriend laughs.
"I got you good" Adaline said as she left.
End of Act 1
Act 2
The next day, Team Smith was sitting together for a meeting.
"This is not good at all. We can't let Mark continue to go on like this" Hayley said.
"You're right babe. Look what he did the other day" Jeff said.
(Flashback)
Hayley and Jeff were walking to the park, but a bunch of parents covered their children's eyes.
"What? I have my pants on! Calm down!" Jeff snapped as Hayley looked at his neck.
"Babe, whatever you do, don't look at your neck" Hayley warned.
"Why not babe?" Jeff asked as he turned around, only to find a blurred image on the back of his back.
"Oh my God, somebody drew a penis on my neck! I got to wash it off!" he ran to the nearest bathroom. It was revealed that Mark drew it with his black marker as he laughs.
(Flashback Ends)
Steve and Zoey were snickering.
"It's not funny!" Jeff snapped.
"I'm sorry. I just thought it was funny" Zoey said.
"Oh I bet putting your valuables in a vending machine was hilarious" Hayley said.
"Never mind" Zoey said.
"Don't worry. If it's a prank he wants and so we will give him a prank" Steve suggested.
"Oh you're good babe" Zoey said. "Wait, what are we doing?" she asked as the others gave her a blank look.
The next day, Mark was throwing away yesterday's doughnuts in the garbage. Suddenly, Zoey shows up.
"Hi Mark, how are you?" Zoey said.
"Oh nothing, how come?" Mark wondered.
"Adaline misses you and so she made you some Oreo cookies" Zoey said as she gave him a box.
"Oh thanks so much. Well, I have to go back to work. See ya" Mark said as he went inside. He eats a cookie, but suddenly, he spits it out.
"Yuck! It's toothpaste inside!" Mark spits it out and we see Zoey and Steve snickering.
"Good one" Steve laughed.
Later, we see Mark stuffing donuts with chocolate bars.
"Mark, what are you doing?" Adaline asked.
"If it's a prank they want and so they will get one" Mark offered.
"I'm out" Adaline leaves. "Wait a minute; you're putting laxatives on the donuts. That's awful. Mark, I forbid you from pulling this trick right now!"
"You're right. Let's throw them out" Mark agreed as he threw the tainted desserts outside in the garbage. However, a hobo eats one.
"This will make my stomach lose some weight" he laughed.
Later, we see Jeff putting stuff inside a bucket and used a rope to put it up.
Hayley walks down to see Jeff.
"Hey Jeff, have you seen my stone sword? Jeff, what are you doing?" Hayley asked.
"I'm going to invite Mark and watch as I pull down the rope and he gets covered in something sticky. It's going to be fun" Jeff explained.
"Jeffrey Fischer…I want to watch" Hayley chuckled.
"Hey guys, what's up?" Mark shows up on the other side.
"Hey Mark, my man, we're about to pull…what the hell are you doing here?" Jeff asked.
"I just wanted to return Steve's phone charger" Mark explained.
"Then who the hell is…" Hayley asked, only for…Klaus to show up.
"Hayley, I made a bet with Francine to see if I can out dance Dipper Pines…ooh, what's this?" Klaus asked as he pulled the rope.
"Klaus, NO!" Jeff shouted, but the bucket falls and the goldfish is covered with…honey and feathers.
Mark busts out laughing.
"That was a good one! Jeff, you are a genius!" Mark offered to high five him, but he refused.
"What the hell is wrong with you, you sick bastards?!" the goldfish shouted.
"I'm so sorry. It was supposed to be a prank for Mark, but never for you" Jeff explained.
"Ahh! Now I can't out dance Dipper Pines. I hope you're happy!" Klaus leaves angrily.
"Francine, since we did we have a pet chicken?" Stan asked, off-screen.
"It's war time" Hayley whispered to her husband's ear.
(Play I Know a Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves for this scene. I know, it's a dumb song, but hey I need something.)
We see Mark offering Zoey a new hairspray. She accepts it, only to realize that it's actually a bug attractor and the bugs chase after her. Mark laughs.
We see Steve giving Mark a slice of pizza. He eats it, only for Mark to run to the bathroom. Steve is revealed to hold a jar of parmesan cheese with a laxative inside.
Mark gives Jeff a new fishing hat. He puts in on, only for water to fall down on his body. Mark laughs at it.
We see Hayley give Mark some money. He takes it and goes to Best Buy to buy a video game system, only for the clerk to take his stuff back as it was revealed to be fake money. He growls as Hayley watches him while cracking up.
Later, we see Team Smith talking with each other with mixed emotions.
"This is not good. This is not good at all!" Hayley shouted.
"He's too good" Zoey said.
"Not really; I got him to eat that tainted pizza, although it was a waste of pizza" Steve explained.
"Now what?" Jeff asked.
(Doorbell rings)
It was revealed to be Mark and Adaline.
"Hi Mark and Adaline, what are you guys doing here?" Zoey asked as she crossed her arms.
"I just want to say I'm sorry for the pranks. I love you guys and I want to goof off sometimes, you know" Mark apologized.
"Well, at least you were a victim on our practical jokes, so we're good now" Steve smiled.
"Thanks guys" Mark smiled, but the lights turned off.
"Mark, this is not funny anymore!" Zoey snapped.
"It's not me! I swear!" Mark pleaded.
"You're really creeping me out" Adaline whispered.
"Adaline, believe me. It's not me!" Mark begged.
"Come and get me!" an eerie voice is heard.
"Okay, you're right. I'd say we out prank the prankster" Jeff suggested.
"I never thought I'd say this but Mark, help us out!" Zoey begged.
"About time" Mark grinned.
End of Act 2
Act 3
"Wherever you are, show yourself!" Steve demanded as they walked down the hallway.
"Where's mom and dad and Mary?" Hayley asked as they opened the door, only to see those guys watching cartoons.
"Thank God you're okay" Hayley said as she hugged her daughter.
"Oh hi Hayley; Mary, your dad, and I were watching Disney cartoons. Care to join us?" Francine offered, but the lights went out.
"Not again" Stan growled.
"Guys, we have to get out of here! We're being haunted" Mark begged.
"Let me guess: it's one of Mark's pranks and it turns out it's something stupid. I think I'll pass" Stan said as he reads a newspaper.
"Mr. S, it's not Mark!" Jeff begged.
(Rustling)
(Screaming)
They ran as they hid inside the kitchen.
"I know your secrets! I'm going to reveal them all!" the scary voice threatened.
"Who are you and what do you want from us?" Hayley begged, but the anonymous voice faded.
"Okay, now this is getting out of hand. I know we're being pranked and we need to stop whoever it is" Mark suggested.
"Since you're the king of pranks, what do you have in mind?" Steve asked.
"Okay, I'll tell you, but this was meant to prank a kid I've always hated back in grammar school, so here goes" Mark said as everyone listened to him.
Later, they hid on top of the kitchen.
"Mark, this is outrageous!" Stan shouted.
DING
DING
DING
"AHA!" it was a…masked man.
"Damn ding man ruined everything" Stan growled.
"I'm going to eat you alive!" the masked man spits out blood from his mouth.
"Now!" Mark ordered as they…threw pies at him, but he eats them.
"Thanks. It's a shame to waste good food" the masked man said.
They follow the masked man down some stairs.
"Boo, I'm going to catch you and eat you alive" Zoey said in a suspenseful tone.
"I got you" Steve attacks the mystery guy, but he trips and gets covered with oatmeal.
"(Cackling) nice try little boy!" the mystery person disappears.
"That tears it!" Mark shouted as he cleans up Steve and the regroup.
"Mommy, I'm scared" Mary said.
"It's okay sweetie. We will catch that guy" Hayley reassured.
"Now!" Mark shouted on his walkie talkie as Steve and Zoey tied the masked man's feet and tripped him.
Hayley and Jeff made the finishing touches by putting a bucket of water over its head.
"Hey, that's not fair! I had you guys!" the masked man complained.
"Any final words, Mr. Masked Mister?" Steve demanded.
"Now let's see who behind this mask?" Zoey added as she removes the mask, revealing to be...Roger.
"ROGER!" everyone shouted in unison.
"Well, what do we have here? You passed the test" Roger said.
"What test?" Adaline asked.
"It looks like you were pranking each other so much that I'd figure why not out prank the pranksters?" Roger explained.
"What on Earth are you talking about?" Mark asked.
"You do realize that pranks can be funny or unfunny, right?" Roger asked.
"Yeah" everyone nodded in unison.
"Well, it comes to show you that pranks are good if they don't get tiring so easily" Roger said.
"You're right. Guys, I'm sorry. I just wanted to be fun" Mark apologized.
"That's all right. We're sorry too" Zoey apologized as well.
"Thank goodness we're all right" Adaline said as she hugs him.
"It's all good man. Some pranks were hilarious. You're really good at them" Steve said.
"Come on. Let's go prank a mean guy" Mark suggested, but they shook their heads no.
"On second thought, maybe not" he grinned.
"Hey guys, want to see how good I am at pranking?" Mark asked as we see a flashback montage of him doing various pranks, such as Mrs. Wilson opening her drawer to release a scorpion and she screams while running like a chicken. We see Mr. Wilson drinking coffee, but spits it out as it was revealed that Mark switched the labels of sugar and salt. Mark is seen giving Francine some flowers, only to reveal that they were fake plastic. We see Mark giving Stan an invisible cloak, only to reveal that it removes all of his clothes, leaving him naked as everyone in the CIA laughed at him.
The scene shifts back to the present.
"Not cool man" Stan crossed his arms.
"Shame on you young man" Francine crossed her arms as well.
"How are you so good at them?" Zoey asked.
"I've watch a lot of prank TV shows a long time ago" Mark explained.
"Really, that's really good" Hayley nodded.
"Wait, if there's one thing that does not make any sense, why did my arm…pop out?" Roger asked as his arm was sticking out.
Everyone else screamed in terror.
"(Laugh) I got you guys good. The look on your faces is priceless!" Roger cackled.
"Hey, that was my idea! Not fair" Mark crossed his arms.
"Oh relax! It was funny. Anyone can do that" Roger said.
"I guess so. Thanks Roger for explaining the truth about pranks" Mark said.
"Anytime, my Australian pal. Friends?" Roger offered a handshake.
"We've been friends for a while" Mark shoot his hand, but Roger gets electrocuted.
"(Laughs) I love this old trick" Mark explained as he was holding to a hand buzzer.
"And so we learned that pranks can only do no harm if nobody's feelings are hurt. Thank goodness that the majority of the guys were really good sports about it instead of throwing temper tantrums like little kids" Steve narrated as we see Mark wearing a flower on his shirt. He asks Zoey to smell it, only for the flower to squirt water at her and he laughs. Steve retaliates by offering him some blueberry pie, only for him and his girlfriend to throw the pie at his face. However, the three friends laugh and the screen fades to black. The final scene shifts to Snot playing at an arcade game. He notices a cute girl, but we only see from the backside.
"Who is she?" Snot asked as he followed her. "I'm Snot. Who are you?"
"I'm…" the girl was going to reveal her name, but the scene shifted to a blank screen with the words TO BE CONTINUED appeared.
End of Act 3
Okay I wanted to do this chapter since watching "28 Pranks Later" from My Little Pony and I wanted to tackle a prank themed episode. I hope you enjoyed it and who is the mysterious woman that Snot found? Tune in two weeks from tonight. Sorry, no new chapter next week. I will be going to be out of state next week but can still be available via PM and deviantart. Read and review and see you back in two weeks.
P.S. For the record, I did not intend on making Mark unlikable. I hope this chapter does not make people hate him. It's just those TV shows where a character's pranks gets out of control.
