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Act 1

The scene takes place where we see Snot was spying on a woman.

"Oh wow, she looks so beautiful. I bet she is way more beautiful than Zoey" he told himself. He walks towards the girl to go introduce himself.

"I'm Snot. What's your name?" he asked.

(A/E Before I tell you what happens next, let's show you what happens before.)

Before the meeting, we see Snot talking with Barry at Pizza Overlord.

"Barry, I was wondering: how does Steve get Zoey right away, yet we spent so many years not getting a girl or even laid? Is Steve not a loser as we thought he was before?" Snot wondered.

"Why is he a loser? Are you calling us losers? Because if you do, I'm going to fart on your face nonstop and you're not going to like it" Barry snapped.

"Hang on a sec, big guy. We are not losers! At least, I don't think so" Snot explained.

"Oh, who is that girl?" Barry asked as he pointed a girl with long brown hair. She wears a black tank top and blue jeans and high heel brown boots.

"I gotta go" Snot said as he left.

"Wait, what about your pizza buddy?" Barry asked. "Oh who cares?" he devours the rest of the pizza.

We see Snot trying to find the woman, but have no luck.

"I'm sure it was nobody. Oh well, I need to find me a girl of my dreams" Snot told himself as he went to a mall. He walks around, looking for cute girls.

"Okay, I need a beautiful girl who is way hotter than Zoey, so I can make Steve extremely jealous" Snot said as he went inside a Victoria's Secret, but quickly ran away as a bunch of ladies screamed when he went inside.

"Okay, that was just a bad idea! I'm out!" Snot shouted.

He goes to a boutique, where he sniffs at different types of flowers.

"If I were a girl, which one would a girl like the best?" Snot asked as he sniffed each other, while the other people looked at him all weird.

"What is that weird freak doing?!" a customer shouted.

"Young man, what's behind all this?" the owner demanded.

"Sir, as you can see, I'm looking for the right flower to attract a beautiful girl that I'm trying to find. Will you please help me find one? I'm extremely desperate!" Snot begged.

"So you're sniffing flowers with your disgusting boogers just to get a girl? Kid, I think I like you" the owner laughed.

"Really?" Snot asked.

"Sure! I think I can help you out a bit" the owner said as he and Snot went for a walk. However, he grabbed Snot and threw him in the garbage bin.

"Now stay out!" the owner shouted as he closed the back of his boutique.

"Oh great! Now I'll never find the girl of my dreams, especially sniffing like garbage!" Snot complained as he quickly went home to shower and dressed in another set of his normal clothes. He goes to an arcade to keep himself busy.

"Come on video games, help cheer old Snot now" he told himself. As he was about to insert a quarter, he stops for a moment.

"I thought I saw someone. Never mind then" he puts the money in and plays a game.

(A/E Okay, now this is the scene.)

"Who is she?" Snot asked as he stopped playing and he sees the girl. He succeeds and he talks to her.

"I'm Snot. Who are you?" Snot introduced himself.

"I'm…Lana" it was the same skinny girl with long brown hair, black tank top, blue jeans, and brown high heel brown boots and the same Lana from Make a Man Out of You.

"I really like you and I wish I can have a girlfriend. Want to date?" Snot begged.

"Only if you can play with me here in the arcade" Lana accepted.

"Thank you!" Snot kisses her on the lips.

(Audience cheering)

"I did it! I found a really hot girl! Looks like Steve is not going to be Mr. Popular anymore!" Snot cheered in his mind.

Later, they went out to eat some ice cream.

"What do you like to do for fun?" Snot asked.

"I like skateboarding, read comic books, and drive cars" Lana asked.

"Well, I still don't know anything about cars, but everything else I really love" Snot said.

"Really? That's so cool! Snot, I'm so glad to meet you. However, why did your parents named you Snot? Do they hate you or what?" Lana asked.

"It's my nickname. Besides, my real name sounds confusing" Snot explained.

"Oh who cares? All that matters is that you are such a gentleman! Come on, why don't we go skateboarding?" Lana suggested as they left. We see Mark and Adaline walk in.

"Sorry, we got nothing" Mark said to the audience.

We see them skateboarding at a park, but Lana is skating like a pro.

"Wow, she is good!" Snot cheered.

"Hey kid, this is for big kids only!" three bullies arrived as they pushed Snot down and they laughed.

"Ooh, what a baby skateboard! My baby brother would love it!" another bully laughed.

"You leave him alone!" Lana shouted.

"Oh look, a dumb girl! Go skate somewhere else! This is where the big boys hang out!" the leader demanded.

"I'll leave, after you leave first!" Lana shouted as she skated around the bullies and made them very dizzy.

"Here Snot!" Lana returns Snot's skateboard back to him.

"Okay, we give up! Don't hurt us!" the bullies begged.

"Oh yeah, this is also for big kids only!" Snot shouted as he whacks them in the groin with his skateboard and they ran away like chickens.

"Thanks Lana" Snot said.

"Thank you for spending time with me. We have each other's backs no matter what" Lana explained.

"What do you say a few more laps?" Snot suggested.

"I'd like that very much" Lana said as the new couple skated off.

End of Act 1

Act 2

The scene shifts to the inside of a doctor's office. We see Barry in whitey tights as a doctor was about to tell him.

"Well Barry, I have some good and bad news" the doctor said.

"What is it?" Barry asked.

"The bad news is that…you need to lose weight as soon as possible. You are a bit lucky you don't have diabetes, but your high blood pressure is a bit above 140, which is a red flag for your health" the doctor explained.

"What should I do then? I don't want to die!" Barry whined.

"You're going to be put on a diet and set you up for some exercise. Lose weight and all the future medical diseases will go away" the doctor suggested as he give him a slip of paper with instructions.

"I don't know. I don't really like exercise. I thought the only comments were that I was very fat and that was it" Barry said as he gets dressed.

"Well, today's your lucky day" the doctor said.

"It's not really lucky, is it?" Barry added.

Later, we see him attempting to eat a tomato salad.

"I hate vegetables" Barry groaned.

"But you like pizza and pizza has tomato sauce" Barry's mom said, off-screen.

"Fine, I'll eat some" Barry groaned as he picks up his fork and puts the food in his mouth, but he spits it out.

"Yuck! Who the hell likes this crap? I rather eat crap than vegetables! Oh what the hell?" Barry quickly devours his food.

Later, we see him going to a gym with his exercise gear.

"Okay, how do I use this?" he asked as we see him in a treadmill. "What are all these weird looking buttons? Where's on?" he looks around the machine, but then somebody helps him find it.

"Oh, thank you, oh wait" Barry said as he quickly ran as the machine turns on, but after 30 seconds, he got tired and stopped.

"I can't do this! I suck at running" he complained.

"Oh look Phineas, a weak looking fatty" Barnaby said. (Yes, it's the two weightlifters from Family Guy).

"Why Barnaby, what a terrible thing to say; we were fat boys too you know" Phineas argued. "Well, sorry to insult you kid, but we gotta run" they ride off on their hover board.

"Who the hell were those clowns?" Barry shook his head.

Later, we see him lifting weights. However, he looks very tired.

"I can't do this. Exercise is way worse that eating stupid vegetables. Now I can see how Steve got Zoey. I vow to date a really hot girl and nothing is going to stop me" Barry said as he resumed exercising as the Rocky theme song is played. However, it was someone's ringtone.

Later, he leaves the gym, very depressed.

"Not to worry, fat guy; there's always tomorrow" he said as he went to go get some ice cream. "I deserve a little treat. The doctor said nothing about having a tiny treat" he goes inside to get his dessert. However, he sees a fat girl with blonde hair and a beautiful face.

"Hello, I'm…Barry. Who are you?" he introduced himself.

"I'm Bethany! Nice to meet you big guy" the fat girl with a red shirt and blue pants and brown sandals greeted with a smile.

"Nice to meet you" Barry said as he kissed her hand.

"You are so cute" said as she blushed.

"Hang on a sec" Barry said as he left for a moment. "Do you hear that Steve? I finally found a cute girl! How do you like me now?!" he shouted up in the sky.

"Barry, who were you shouting to?" Bethany asked.

"Oh nobody" Barry answered as the two sit down.

"I saw you working out at the gym. How did it go?" Bethany asked.

"Not so good. I'm too fat and slow! I'll never be healthy now" Barry explained as he eats a scoop of chocolate ice cream.

"Don't feel too bad. I'm sure you will lose some weight" Bethany said as she cheered him up. "You know, I really like you like a lot."

"I like you too! How about we have an ice cream showdown?" Barry suggested.

"You are on!" Bethany answered as they each get a gallon of vanilla ice cream and they quickly devoured it in less than 10 seconds. Everyone else were watching and cheering.

"Hey, I couldn't help notice but you two look like contenders! Want to enter an ice cream eating contest? Winner gets $500 and a lifetime supply of ice cream" the owner suggested.

"We love to!" Bethany answered as she and Barry registered.

The next few days, Barry and Bethany were with other contestants to see who can eat the most ice cream.

"On your mark, get set, go!" the judge announced as everyone began eating ice cream. However, more than half of the contestants gave up due to brain freeze.

"You're going down beautiful!" Barry taunted.

"You're coming down with me!" Bethany snapped and it looked like neck to neck. Only Barry and Bethany were left standing with one spoonful of ice cream left. At the same time, they devoured it and it was a tie. Everyone cheered as Barry and Bethany shared a dance and they kissed on the lips.

"Who could have thought that two fatasses who are in love with each other could win it all? This is such a sweet and happy ending" the judge announced.

"Who are you calling fatasses?" both Barry and Bethany shouted in unison and they pounded the judge up to the sky while everyone cheered for them.

"That will teach him how to treat fat people!" Barry stated.

"You know, just because we're fat doesn't mean we can find love. You're the right one, my love" Bethany said as she seductively touched Barry's lips with her fingers.

"Want to race home?" Barry suggested.

"You read my mind" Bethany said as they attempted to run, but slowed down due to their weight.

"Why don't we go on a walk instead? I feel more comfortable spending lots of time seeing the outside view?" Bethany suggested.

"I like that idea a lot!" Barry agreed as they left.

End of Act 2

Act 3

The scene takes place inside Toshi's house.

"Toshi, what are you doing?" Akiko asked.

"(Watashi wa kin'niku o kōchiku shite imasu. Kore made no tokoro sore wa akushū o hanachimasu) I'm building muscles. So far it stinks" Toshi answered.

"Gee Toshi, no wonder you are a loser still" Akiko laughed.

"(Sō kikimashita) I heard that!" Toshi snapped.

"Whatever. I need to finish trying on my new dress that I bought yesterday. See ya" Akiko walks up the stairs.

Later, he practices with his swords up in the room.

"(Watashi wa migi no sore o okonau yō ni mieru koto wa dekimasen) I can't seem to do it right!" he told himself.

"Toshi, are you done playing the violin?" Mrs. Yoshida asked.

"(Imade wa arimasen haha! Watashi wa watashi no otokorashī jiko ni chaneru suru hitsuyō ga arimasu) Not now mother! I need to channel in my manly self!" Toshi answered.

"Too bad! You practice violin or no private college!" Mrs. Yoshida left.

"(Tsumari, namida! Watashi wa hanatte oka reru hitsuyō ga arimasu) That tears it! I need to be left alone!" Toshi shouted as he angrily left his house.

Later, he goes into the woods, where he brought his samurai sword with him and we see him practicing some martial arts moves.

"(Sore wa watashi ni oshiete kuremasu dare ga haisha ima) That will teach me who the loser now" Toshi said as he slices leaves around him. However, he stopped as he hears some violin music.

"(Watashi wa sore ga nandearu ka gimon ni omoimasu) I wonder what that is" Toshi asked himself as he slowly walked towards the music and it gets louder for every moment he enters.

"(Zenryō watashi, sore wa totemo utsukushī-on) my goodness, it sounds so beautiful" he said as he approached someone playing the violin. It was a short black haired Asian girl, wearing a pink dress and red heels.

"(Sore wa kireideshita) That was beautiful" Toshi said.

"(Naze dōmo arigatōgozaimasu! Watashi wa baiorinwohiku no ga daisuki) Why thank you so much! I love playing the violin" the Asian girl commented.

"(Watashinonamaeha aru Toshi, anata no namae wa nanidesu ka) my name is Toshi, what's your name?" Toshi introduced himself.

"(Watashi wa rinjīdesu. O ai dekite kōeidesu) I'm Lindsay. It's nice to meet you" Lindsay introduced herself.

"(Anata ga itsuka dete ikitaidesu ka) do you want to go out sometime?" Toshi asked.

"(Watashi wa hijō ni ōku no ai) I love that very much" Lindsay blushed as Toshi gives her his phone number and they walk back together.

"(Sore wa watashi ga baiorin o ensō nikumu koto wa omoshiroidesuga, watashi no okāsan wa chōdonode, watashi wa yoi puraibēto daigaku ni hairu tame ni hokanohito yori mo medatsu koto ga deki, watashi wa sore o saisei sa semasu) it's funny that I hate playing the violin but my mom makes me play it, just so I can stand out from the others to enter a good private college" Toshi said.

"(Watashi wa chōdo tanoshimi no tame ni sore o saisei shimasu. Watashi wa ongaku o tsukuru koto ga daisuki) I just play it for fun. I love making music" Lindsay said.

The next day, Toshi and Lindsay went to play Dance, Dance Revolution at the arcade. They ate some sushi together. They played some baseball at the park as well. They are seen cuddling while watching some Dragon Ball Z together. At the end of the day, Toshi walks Lindsay home.

"(Watashi wa hontōni anata to sugosu jikan o tanoshimimashita) I really enjoyed spending time with you" Toshi said.

"(Watashi mo! Ima ikanakereba naranai. Watashi wa anata ni atode mimasu) Me too! I have to go now. I'll see you later" Lindsay said as she kisses Toshi on the lips.

"(Watashi wa koi ni hontōni yo) I'm really in love!" Toshi cheered.

The next day, Toshi practices more with his samurai sword as Akiko plays the piano.

"Brother, what are you doing?" Akiko asked.

"(Watashi wa watashi no gārufurendo ni watashi no atarashī ugoki o shimeshimasu yo) I'm showing my girlfriend my new moves" Toshi explained.

"First of all, tell me in English! Second of all, who is this girl?" Akiko wondered.

"(Watashi wa sūjitsumae ni kanojo ni aimashita. Kanojo wa watashi no gārufurendodesu! Watashitachiha ai ni shite imasu) I met her a couple of days ago. She's my girlfriend! We're in love" Toshi explained.

"Mom is not going to happy about this" Akiko said as she accidently played the wrong note.

Mrs. Yoshida walks in.

"Akiko, do it again!" she shouted.

"Toshi has a girlfriend!" Akiko shouted back.

"Is that true?!" Mrs. Yoshida hollered.

"(Watashi wa kare no yōna hottogārufurendo ga amarini mo eru koto ga dekiru koto o sutību o hyōji shitaidesu) I want to show Steve that I can get a hot girlfriend like him too!" Toshi explained.

"What's her name?" Mrs. Yoshida asked.

"(Kanojo no namae wa rinjīdesu) Her name is Lindsay" Toshi answered.

"I would feel much better if you told me in English, but how dare you?! Don't you want to go to college?! No! You are forbidden from dating anyone! Get to your room! You're grounded for a month!" Mrs. Yoshida ordered.

"(Soreto jigoku, watashi wa koko kara dete iruto watashi wa anata o nikumimasu) The hell with that, I'm out of here and I hate you!" Toshi stormed off from his house.

As the same time he left his home, Lindsay did the same thing.

"(Naze anata wa watashi ga shiawase ni makaseru koto wa dekimasen! Watashi wa Toshi ga daisuki! Watashi wa futatabi anata o mite mitai koto wa arimasen) Why can't you let me be happy?! I love Toshi! I never want to see you again!" Lindsay cried as she left home also.

"(Anata ni mo nigemashita) Did you run away as well?" Toshi asked.

"(Koko kara demashou) Let's get out of here" Lindsay suggested.

Later, they went to go hide in the woods.

"(Anata wa, kore wa anzendearu to kakushin shite imasu) Are you sure this is safe?" Lindsay asked.

"(Doko e iku ka shōjikina tokoro, watashi wa shirimasen) Honestly, I don't know where to go" Toshi explained.

At the same time, Toshi's mom was confronting Lindsay's mom.

"Are you this Lindsay girl's mother?" Mrs. Yoshida asked.

"You must be the mother of Toshi" Lindsay's mom said.

"What did you do to my boy?" Mrs. Yoshida demanded.

"What did you do to my girl?" Lindsay's mom asked.

"Why don't we find them and stop them once and for all?" Mrs. Yoshida suggested as the women left.

Later, Toshi and Lindsay found a bench to sleep on.

"(Watashi wa mōshiwakearimasenga, watashitachi wa doko ka hoka no tokoro ni iku hitsuyō wa arimasen) I'm sorry, but we don't have anywhere else to go" Toshi apologized.

"(Daijōbuda yo. Watashitachi no ryōshin wa, watashitachi no kankei o rikai suru hitsuyō ga arimasu. Watashitachi mo, saisho no basho de tsugi no reberu ni tsumori wa arimasen. Nandemo. Oyasumi amaimono) It's fine. Our parents need to understand our relationship. We're not even going to the next level in the first place. Whatever. Good night sweetie" Lindsay said as she closed her eyes. However, the moms arrived.

"Toshi, you are coming home now!" Mrs. Yoshida ordered.

"(Masaka! Watashitachiha, anata wa watashitachi ga issho ni kika se suru made nokoshite imasen) No! We are not leaving until you let us be together!" Toshi refused.

"Lindsay, you let go of that jerk right now!" her mom ordered.

"(Kesshite! Watashi wa kare o mitsuke tama de, watashi wa watashi no zentai no seikatsu no naka de amai shōnen o motte imasendeshita. Hahaoya o shite kudasai! Watashi wa, kare o aishiteimasu. Watashitachiha kekkon ka o shutoku suru ka dō ka o kettei suru made, watashitachiha, mattaku sekkusu shinai to yakusoku shimasu) Never! I never had a sweet boy in my entire life until I found him. Please mother! I love him. We promise not to have sex at all, until we decide if we want to get married or not" Lindsay begged.

"Just let the two lovebirds stay together!" someone's voice is heard and it was…Francine.

"Francine, my mortal enemy" Mrs. Yoshida grumbled.

"Hello Hiko, we meet again. My son has a girlfriend and I'm not bitching! In fact, thanks to Zoey, Steve has been a straight-A student in school and he never accomplished that at all" Francine explained.

"So what? It's Steve. I'm talking about Toshi" Hiko said.

"Fine, they can break up, but you're never hear Steve stop bragging about how hot Zoey is for a long time" Francine said.

"Wait a second, Steve has a girlfriend? You know what? This does not seem fair at all. Toshi, you win. You and the girl can stay together" Hiko said.

"(Anata no fujin Yoshida arigatōgozaimashita) Thank you Mrs. Yoshida!" Lindsay said as she kisses Toshi.

"I guess they can stay. I mean he's not going to hurt him, would he?" Lindsay's mom asked.

"Hi Tammy. I haven't seen you since high school" Francine greeted.

"(Anata wa watashi no okāsan o shitte, matte) Wait, you know my mom?" Lindsay asked.

"Oh she was my sister's sorority roommate. We became friends since then" Francine said.

"She likes to drink kegs of beer nonstop" Tammy joked.

"You know what? I believe this can be a beginning of a formed friendship" Hiko said as the women left.

"(Okāsan, watashi wa shūgeki no tame ni, anata o kirau tame mōshiwakearimasen) mom, I'm sorry for storming out and for hating you!" Toshi apologized.

"(Watashi wa okāsan amarini mo mōshiwake arimasen) I'm sorry too mom" Lindsay apologized.

"We forgive you" Hiko said, off-screen.

"I love you" Toshi said.

"I love you too!" Lindsay said as both said the same words in English and the scene ends with them sharing yet once again another kiss.

End of Act 3

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Sorry that there was no Team Smith in this chapter. Not to fear, they'll be back next week. Anyways, Linda Cardellini voices Lana, Kristen Schaal voices Bethany, and Niki Yang voices Lindsay. So yes, the roller derby girls are back and Steve's friends now have girlfriends. See you next week with a Team Smith plus Mark and Adaline chapter.

P.S. Thanks for your patience. I'm back after my hiatus last week.