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Act 1
The scene takes place outside. We see Steve and Zoey eating ice cream at the park, looking bored.
"Zoey, why is Langley Falls so boring?" Steve asked.
"I don't know babe. I wish there was something crazy to happen, but sadly, I don't know" Zoey answered.
"Want to have sex again?" Steve asked.
"We can" Zoey answered as the scene shifts to Zoey's room, where Steve and Zoey...only removed their shirts and are sleeping. (A/E Zoey had no bra on but her chest was covered with a pillow.)
The scene shifts back to the previous scene.
"Nah" Zoey changed her mind.
"Or how about we climb Mount Kilimanjaro?" Steve suggested as the scene shifts to the couple wearing winter outfits on top of the mountain.
"How the hell do we get down?!" Zoey shouted as the camera pans out of the mountain.
The scene returns back to the park.
"Too expensive and too cold" Zoey refused as the couple walk away.
The scene fades to black and reveals the words The Weirdest Stories of Langley Falls.
Steve is whistling a tune while his girlfriend is seen massaging her right foot.
"So are we boring or is the city boring?" Steve asked.
"I don't know babe, but right now I think I need some more food" Zoey commented as she puts her heel back on and they walk to a corner store. Inside was...Carl from Family Guy.
"I'll have a medium Coke, along with these Twinkies" Zoey requested.
"Hi kids. It's so great to be here. You know, I work for another store back in Langley Falls, but I'm filling for my sick brother for today" Carl said. "Have you kids seen The Force Awakens? I heard that Rey will cut her hair in the sequel like Korra did in The Legend of Korra. Have you seen the show? It's almost as good as Avatar: the Last Airbender, but definitely avoid the movie version, although M. Night Shyamalan redeemed himself in The Visit, but not as scary as The Sixth Sense or Signs."
"Uh, that's great sir. We have to go and do this...thing" Steve said as he paid Carl and the couple left.
"Oh, if you see Meg or Chris or anyone back in Quahog, tell them I said hi. I'm Zoey and this is Steve" Zoey said as they left.
"They look like a cute couple. They remind me of another cute couple like Moonrise Kingdom or was it (500) Days of Summer? I can't tell the difference" Carl told himself.
Meanwhile, Mary is playing with her toys.
"Barbie, do you want a makeover?" she asked her toy.
"Yes I do" Mary voices the doll as she puts lipstick on it.
Roger is watching her.
"So little lady, do you like playing with your dollies?" the alien asked.
"Hi Uncle Roger. I love dolls. I think they are lots of fun" Mary answered.
"Well, imagine if they were real" Roger said.
"(Laughs) you're funny Uncle Roger. I've seen all the Toy Story movies and they're fake. So nice try on attempting to scare me" Mary smiled.
"One day, you will get scared" Roger said as he imagines a lot of toys marching very quickly as Mary runs away from them while screaming.
Meanwhile, Stan and Bullock are riding bikes together.
"You know Smith, it's not everyday that a boss ride bikes with their employees" Bullock said.
"Sir, I'm very flattered you asked me to hang out with you but what's the purpose of this? I feel that you're hiding something from me" Stan wondered.
"Oh nothing, I just like riding with my favorite CIA agent" Bullock commented as a bunch of punks outspeed them.
"So long old farts" one of them laughed.
"Aha! Not if I can help it!" Bullock shouted as he started peddling faster.
"Sir, you can't! Don't forget, you have a bad heart condition" Stan warned as he peddled quickly as well.
Meanwhile, Francine was baking a pie back at the Smith kitchen. Klaus is watching her.
"Oh Francine, you bake like a goddess. May I taste a piece of your scrumptious treat?" the goldfish begged.
"Now Klaus, remember that I have to finish making it before letting others eat" Francine reassured.
"Oh of course but I can't help it" Klaus jumps up and down as he gets out of the fish bowl, but had trouble breathing.
"Bad idea! Bad idea!" the goldfish swam back inside his bowl.
Meanwhile, Barry and Bethany were playing soccer with Snot and Lana & Toshi and Lindsay.
"Boy, you guys are fast" Barry said as he gasped for air.
"Barry, we haven't even begun playing" Bethany complained.
"Come on big guy! We're going to win easily" Snot laughed.
"Don't listen to him. He's trying to intimidate you" Lana commented.
"Wareware wa kan'yo shutoku shite imasen (We're not getting involved)" Lindsay said.
"What you said" Toshi added.
"Okay, you guys are calling us fat then? I'll show you fat!" Barry kicked the ball so hard that it went up to the sky and landed on Pluto.
"What a badass move sweetie!" Bethany cheered.
"Nope, that was a fatass move!" Barry joked as everyone else laughed.
"Like I said, Langley Falls is boring" Steve complained as the scene shifts to him and Zoey sitting on the benches looking bored.
"I got it. Why don't we go to the mall and help me picked up some underwear, oh wait, never mind" Zoey shook her head.
"Aw man, can I see you in your underwear?" Steve suggested.
"Oh look, boat rides" Zoey said as she dragged Steve along.
Later, Roger is creating a devious plan to scare Mary.
"She is so going down. Once I make Mary scared, she will wish she never played with them" the alien laughs evilly as a bee went inside his mouth.
"Oh God! Get this piece of shit out of here!" Roger throws up as the bee is set free. "You...saw...nothing!" he shouts at the audience.
End of Act 1
Act 2
The scene shifts to Hayley and Jeff riding in Jeff's SUV.
"Babe, why are we on the road driving nowhere?" Hayley asked.
"It's easy, babe. Today, we're going on a little scavenger hunt" Jeff answered as he handed her a piece of paper.
"It says here that we need a condom" Hayley reads.
"Found it" Jeff said as he takes out a condom.
"Check" Hayley writes something.
"What does the next list say?" Jeff asked.
"We need a picture of an angry turtle" Hayley answered.
"Oh boy, does it say how angry it must be?" Jeff asked.
"I don't know" Hayley said as they entered an aquarium and there was a bunch of angry turtles.
"Babe?" Jeff asked worriedly as he hugs his wife tightly
Meanwhile, Michael was finishing up his meal as Kat walks in, wearing white bra and panties covered by an apron.
"Hi sweetie. Do you know what today it is?" Kat asked seductively as she bends down.
"Oh crap! I knew I forgot something! (Bleep) my life!" Michael panicked to himself. "Happy birthday?"
"Oh come on! For the last 19 years, you always tend to forget! Until you remember, I'm dressing conservatively" Kat snapped as she removed her apron and dons her casual green dress.
Meanwhile, Mark was helping Adaline carry some groceries in her house.
"I'm so glad you came and helped me out" Adaline said.
"Anything for my favorite pink haired chick friend" Mark added.
"So have you thought of getting a haircut?" Adaline asked.
"A haircut?" Mark asked as he removed his baseball cap. His hair was extremely messy.
"Mark, you definitely need a haircut" Adaline demanded.
"No I don't!" Mark refused.
"Why not?" Adaline wondered.
"Because it's boring" Mark answered as we see a flashback where someone charged him $20 to cut his hair and he runs away from it.
"I know you're hiding something from me" Adaline pouted.
"I'll get one, I swear" Mark begged.
Meanwhile, Klaus was waiting to eat.
"All right fish, I'll be right back. I need to make a phone call. Don't eat them no matter what" Francine ordered as she left.
Klaus looks around and began eating Francine's baked pies.
"Oh man, these are so good!" the goldfish smiled, but then he realized something. He ate ALL of Francine's desserts with one chowdown.
"Oh my God, I'm busted! Francine is going to kill me! What am I going to do now?" Klaus panicked. "Oh no, it's Francine! I'm dead!"
"Actually Klaus, you can eat them. The bake sale is cancelled for good. It's all good" Francine said as she appeared in the kitchen and left afterwards.
"Thanks Frannie, but what kind were they?" the goldfish asked.
"Raisin" Francine answered.
"Oh shit! I hate raisins!" Klaus throws up inside his bowl.
"Welcome to my club" out of nowhere, Garfield the Cat shows up.
Meanwhile, Michael is driving all around town, searching for what the special day it was for him and his wife. He goes to a local flowerman.
"I need flowers. Yo necessito flores" Michael said.
"I speak English, you idiot!" the flowerman gives him a bouquet and Michaels pays him.
"Okay, I got those, but what the hell is so special today?" he asks himself. "Oh look, it's the 10th year anniversary of Casino Royale, my favorite Bond movie, selling on Blu-Ray...wait, that's it! Today's our anniversary. No wonder Katherine is always angry every year. I think I have the solution."
We see him stripping in front of his wife a la Magic Mike.
"Happy anniversary, my dead" Michael said in a suggestive tone.
"Happy anniversary, dear" Kat added as she donned the sexy outfit she wore earlier and the couple make out on the floor. Zoey's dogs, George and Harold, see them as George covers Harold's eyes with his ears.
"Come on Barry. You have to kick the soccer ball" Bethany begged as the scene shifts back to the couples playing soccer.
"I can't do it" Barry refused as Lana scored another goal.
"Barry, listen to me. Pretend this is the World Cup! If you win this, we will have a giant pizza party!" Bethany encouraged him,
"Bring it!" Barry rips his shirt as he scores multiple goals. Snot, Lana, Toshi, and Lindsay watched him with their mouths wide open.
"Now who's the greatest now?!" Barry exclaimed as he kicked the soccer ball so hard...it landed at Cleveland's house. However, it did not crash.
"Ha ha, nice try penny!" Cleveland laughed as we see him rebuilding his house.
Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff visit a museum.
"It says here we need a picture of a sleeping security guard" Jeff reads as Hayley spots him one.
"Here's one" Hayley said as she demanded her husband to hurry up and took a selfie together.
"Huh?" the guard wakes up.
"It's okay mister. You're just having a nightmare" Jeff said.
"You kids are so sweet" the guard falls back to sleep.
"All right, all we need is...a piece of a girl's blonde hair. Oh no, does this mean we need…" Hayley paused.
"Zoey, Cindy, Mrs. S, Mrs. W, who?" Jeff wondered.
"Oh shit!" Hayley cursed.
"Perfect! I've created the perfect mysterious plan to scare Mary once and for all" Roger said as the scene shifts back to the Smith household. He cuts the heads off of dolls and action figures. All we have to do is make them march and scare Mary and I'll prove to them that they are scary and I would love to see her stupid face when she sees them!" the alien laughs.
"All I have to do is beat those punks in this bike race and I'll show them who's old" Bullock said as the screen was split in half. Both him and Roger laugh evilly at the same time.
"Hey, this is my moment to shine! Get out of here!" Roger argued at Bullock.
"Excuse me, but I'm supposed to have the spotlight" Bullock snapped.
"That tears it!" both guys began wrestling each other as the screen shifts to a bird getting electrocuted with the words "THE FOLLOWING CHAPTER IS EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY".
"Like I say, we're boring" Steve said as he and Zoey were skateboarding on the road.
End of Act 2
Act 3
"On your marks, get set, go!" Stan announced as Bullock and the punks were racing each other with bikes.
"You're going down, babies! I still can ride with or without my training wheels. Guess what? You'll need them when I kicked your asses!" Bullocks taunts them, but his front wheel gets popped and he lands on a tree.
"No! I lost! Damn mother nature beat me!" Bullock cried as the young guys won.
"Now you see how we feel. Who's the better man, sir?" one of them asked.
"All right, I'm sorry. I just want to be young. That's all" Bullock apologized.
"Sure sir, but want us to get you down?" the same person asked.
"I'm fine. You kids skedaddle out of here" Bullock refused as they left.
Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff arrived back at the Smith household, looking for a piece of hair from a blonde girl.
"Okay, I'll ask my mom if she would lend us some hair and we'll win" Hayley suggested.
"I don't know babe. I don't think Mrs. S would like that" Jeff thought.
Out of nowhere, Steve and Zoey pop up.
"Hey guys, what's going on?" Steve asked.
"Zoey, can I borrow a piece of your hair? It's for a scavenger hunt and that's the missing piece" Jeff begged.
"Here you go" Zoey said as she gives him a piece of her hair.
"Hooray! We're done! Thanks guys!" Hayley cheered as she and Jeff drove off.
"Even they're having fun" Steve commented as Zoey giggled.
Meanwhile, Roger is watching Mary come inside the bedroom.
"It's time now! Go my minions! Scare that little girl!" he shouted as the headless toys began marching.
"Mary, I have a surprise for you" Roger said.
"I like surprises!" Mary cheered.
"Get her!" Roger ordered, but the toys attacked him instead.
"No! Why are attacking me and not her?! Not me! Why did I deserve this?!" Roger cried as Mary laughed at him.
"I'll save you" Mary took the batteries off the toys and she helps her uncle get up.
"You know Mary, I guess you were right. Toys aren't scary. Go ahead and play with them. I did that because I bet someone that you would be afraid of them" Roger said.
"Thanks Roger. To be honest, I'm scared of heights" Mary confessed.
"Me too. You know what kid? You're all right. Now let's get Buzz Lightyear and Barbie to take down the height monster" Roger said as he and Mary went to play.
Meanwhile, Stan carried a beat-up Bullock.
"Smith, I don't get it. I help saved the world from Watson. I saved the world from dark elves. I saved the world from Draggoroy. I don't get how I can't beat young people in bike riding. Please tell me why!" Bullock cried.
"Sir, let's be honest: you did NONE OF THAT! (Laughs) the kids did that. You just gave instructions and that was it" Stan joked.
"What? Someone told me I did that! Damn you pen! Damn you to hell!" Bullock fists his hand in anger, but falls down.
"Sir, do you want a nap?" Stan asked.
"Yes, along with a bath" Bullock added as well.
Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff gathered their stuff inside the van.
"Babe, that was awesome! Who knew this scavenger hunt would be so much fun?" Jeff cheered.
"No it didn't. There's a piece of gum on my hair!" Hayley shouted.
"No biggie" Jeff said as he puts peanut butter on the gum stuck on his wife's hair and it quickly got off without losing hair.
"Oh my God, that's awesome! Thanks babe!" Hayley makes out with Jeff.
"Besides, I'm sure pen wouldn't like you being bald, so I did him a favor" Jeff laughed.
"Who?" Hayley asked.
"Aww man" the barber from The Dentist's Wife looked beat as he was shown an opportunity to cut Hayley's hair again and walked away.
"Sir, you want to cut someone's hair? I know the perfect person" Adaline appeared as the barber was cutting...Mark's hair, giving him a short but good looking haircut.
"It's...perfect! Hey wait a minute; aren't you the creep that left Hayley bald?" Mark asked.
"Uh, maybe" the barber answered.
"You leave her, my girlfriend, my friend Zoey, or any other girl bald, I will shave your crotch so hard you wished you never appeared in this show ever again! Do you understand?" Mark threatened in an angry tone.
"Mark, calm down" Adaline begged.
"Yes mister! Please don't hurt me! I was following orders from Klaus" the barber begged.
"Then we're in an agreement. Okay here's your money. See ya!" Mark switches into a much happier tone as he pays the barber and he leaves.
"You know, you look so hot with the new haircut" Adaline said in a suggestive tone as they make out on the floor.
"You know Zoey? We may not always have exciting adventures, but there's one thing Langley Falls does not have" Steve commented as the scene shifts to him and Zoey walking back to Zoey's house.
"What is it?" Zoey asked.
"Our love" Steve said as he and his girlfriend kiss each other while they walk home together and crossed the sidewalk as the lights are green.
"Get a room, you creeps!" someone shouted as Zoey flipped at the driver.
"Oh my God, I'm so sorry ladies and gentlemen! I was stuck on traffic and I needed time to prepare for my segment!" it was...famous scientist Bill Nye.
"I know the word limit has arrived but please help me out. It's me, Bill Nye the Weird Science Guy. Hey wait a minute; I'm not weird! Stupid writers made me say this stupid word! Anyways, here's some science fact: squirrels don't like rocks, honey is never spoiled, cockroaches live without their heads for several weeks, don't drink Red Bull because it has nasty parts made from bulls and no it's not wings" Bill commented as the scene fade to black.
"Wait, let me sing you a song. Bill Nye the Weird Science Guy. Okay I need to stop saying that" Bill added.
End of Act 3
Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. This was inspired from one of my favorite Simpsons episode "22 Short Films About Springfield". Thanks for reading. Don't forget to leave a review and see you next time.
