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In Loving Memory of Carrie Fisher (1956-2016)

Act 1

The scene takes place at a local school for little kids. We see Hayley, carrying Mary on her lap, and Jeff sitting in front of a man who is sitting behind his desk.

"Let me get this straight: you want your daughter to join our prestigious school for the very young and very intelligent?" the man asked.

"Yes Mr. Williamson. Our Mary is very smart. Her first word was Mama and she can multiply numbers on top of her head" Hayley explained.

(Flashback)

We see Mary reading a book of numbers.

"Ooh, this is fun. Two plus two is four. Five plus five is ten. Mommy, is there a shortcut to adding too many numbers?" she asked.

"Sweetie, it's something called multiplication. I think you may be too young to know it" Hayley said.

"Mommy, I can walk and talk early, so I don't think I'm too young to learn" Mary commented.

"Well, it's never too early to learn anything. Here how it goes" Hayley said.

(Flashback Ends)

"And so our daughter can memorize her 12s times tables" Jeff said.

"Well, let me see: little girl, what's your name?" the man asked.

"Mary Fischer-Smith" Mary answered.

"What's 6 times 4?" he asked.

"24" Mary answered.

"100 times 12?"

"1200"

"Okay, answer this one and you're in: 2 times 2"

"4"

"I said 2 times 2, not 2 plus 2!" the man shouted.

"Uh, that's the correct answer, you dummy!" Hayley snapped.

"Is it? Damn it Julie, you lied to me!" he screamed out the window. "(Clears throat) my apologizes. Mr. and Mrs. Fischer-Smith, congratulations! Your daughter is in!"

Later, we see Steve and Zoey eating at Dunkin Donuts, where Mark is working with a customer.

"Steve, I'm so glad we're spending more time together. It's been forever since we hanged out" Zoey said.

"I know. I'm sorry I couldn't invite you to my family vacation. Dad couldn't get tickets for all of us to go to California" Steve apologized.

"Don't worry about it. I'm so glad you're here" Zoey smiled as she feeds her boyfriend a doughnut.

"Guys, get a room!" Mark snapped.

"Aren't you supposed to be working?" Steve laughed.

"I am" Mark said. "Oh hang on" he takes out his phone. "(Laughs) Adaline texted me and said that she wants to prove her dad the pony pox exists. I keep telling her that there's no such thing and that Fluttershy made that shit up just so she can avoid tornado duty with Rainbow Dash."

"(Laughs) I love that episode! Classic one" Zoey said as she takes a bite of a chocolate donut with rainbow sprinkles. We see the inside of her mouth as she bites it. However, one sprinkle got stuck between her molar, but her tongue removes it. Unfortunately, we see the molars scraping the inside skin of her mouth and red liquid scrapes out.

"But yeah…" Zoey stopped for a moment and puts a piece of paper towel inside her mouth.

"Zoey, are you okay?" Steve asked.

"Uh…" Zoey takes out the paper towel and realizes that she was...bleeding. She goes to the bathroom to see what's wrong and it turns out, she got a...canker sore.

Outside the Dunkin Donuts, we hear someone screaming.

"Oh my God, I'm so sorry! That tears it! I'm telling the boss that sprinkle donuts are fatal. Here! It's on the house!" Mark gave Zoey a five dollar bill as Zoey tears up while Steve hugs her.

"What's wrong babe?" he asked, but she mumbles.

"I think it's a canker sore. I need to tell your mom" Steve suggested as he picks up his phone.

Later, the scene takes place at the doctor's room in a medical facility.

"Mrs. Wilson, it seems here that your daughter has a large canker sore in her mouth and it is so painful that talking will create more harm if she tries to open her mouth" the doctor explained as Zoey holds a block of ice on her right cheek.

"Oh my God, that tears it! I'm going to demand every piece of rainbow sprinkle to be recalled from every store in the world!" Katherine angrily shouted as she takes out her phone and started typing. "I'm calling this: Tainted Sprinkles Cause Killer Canker Sores".

"Hmm" Zoey opens her eyes in a scared look.

"It's fine Zoey. Your mom is going crazy" the doctor said.

"Going crazy? Now I'll never hear my baby girl talk again!" Katherine shouted.

"But mom…" Zoey opens her mouth, but she cries due to the pain as she covers it with her hands.

"Mrs. Wilson, it's only temporarily. Give her this medicine and she'll be fine in no time" the doctor gives Zoey's mom medicine and instructions. "She cannot eat solids for at least 48 hours and someone can translate for her."

"I can do that" Steve arrives as he holds a bouquet of flowers for Zoey and gives them to her.

"(mumbles) thanks babe" Zoey said as she hugs her.

"I have no idea what she said but anytime" Steve kisses her on the forehead.

The next day, Jeff's van arrives at Mary's school. Jeff and Hayley take their daughter out of the vehicle and they walk together.

"Mommy, I'm so excited for school. I'm going to be the class genius" Mary said.

"I know you are, sweetie" Hayley smiled.

"Here we are babe" Jeff said as they arrived to Mary's classroom, only to see a bunch of parents surrounding.

"What the hell's going on?" Hayley asked as a bunch of dads surround a young and beautiful teacher. She has long blonde hair tied to a ponytail. She had glasses, a pink blouse, blue skirt, and black high heel boots.

"Oh man, she's best for my son and daughter" one dad said.

"Good morning parents. My name is Ms. Colleen Elizabeth and I'm the teacher for the young genius class" Ms. Elizabeth said. (A/E She is voiced by Scarlett Johannson.)

"She's a slut" one mom said.

"Hey, don't hit on her. We're married" another mom said to her husband.

"This is not going to look well" Hayley shook her head.

End of Act 1

Act 2

Mary walks into Ms. Elizabeth's classroom. She meets a little girl, wearing a blue sundress, white socks, and black shoes.

"Hi, I'm Mary. What's your name?" Mary introduced.

"I'm Candace Frost, but call me Candy! I love candy and nice people! Nice to meet you! Want some candy?" Candy greeted herself in a happy and hyperactive tone as she hugs Mary. (A/E She's voiced by Sarah Silverman.)

"Yay! I meet my first friend!" Mary cheered, but they were pushed by a girl wearing sunglasses, purple dress, and boots.

"Out of my way, losers!" she shouted. (A/E Mindy Kaling voices her.)

"Who the heck was that?" Mary asked.

"Ugh, it's Tiana Pearlson, the most popular girl in the school. Her parents are rich because her dad is BFFs with the founders of Lyft and was given a lifetime contract and her family make lots of money. She's spoiled rotten" Candy asked.

"I don't like her" Mary grinds her teeth.

"Mary, please don't get angry. It will be okay" Candy begged, and Mary calmed down.

"You're right. I'm sure it's just a phase" Mary said.

"Good morning boys and girls" Ms. Elizabeth said.

"Good morning Ms. Elizabeth" all the students greeted her as they say down to their seats.

"Welcome to the first day of school. We're going to learn each other's names and we will have fun together. I love working with children. This is going to be fun" Ms. Elizabeth greeted sweetly.

Later, she and the kids were playing with a ball. Mary catches it.

"I'm Mary and my parents are superheroes" Mary said.

"Oh my God, you mean...you're the daughter of Glamora and Toxic Touch? My niece and nephew have comics of them and are die hard fans of the Ultimate Heroes! Mary, I can tell that you're going to enjoy this school so much. I'm honored to be teaching the daughter of two Ultimate Heroes" Ms. Elizabeth smiled as everyone, except Tiana, cheered for Mary.

"There's no way she's popular than me" Tiana glared.

"Tiana, would you like to go next?" Ms. Elizabeth asked.

"I'm Tiana and my daddy is the co-founder of Lyft, the app to call cabs on the go" Tiana greeted with a prideful tone.

"You mean, your daddy made something that will take me places without wasting gas on my car? You are amazing!" Ms. Elizabeth cheered and the kids cheered loudly to Tiana.

"Hey, how is Lyft popular? I don't even know what that is" Mary wondered in a sad tone.

Meanwhile, Steve and Zoey walk to school together as they hold hands.

"Hi Zoey" Snot and Lana said, but Zoey simply waved at them.

"What's wrong with her?" Snot asked.

"She has a bad canker sore and doctors are telling her to not talk for a while. I have to translate everything for her" Steve explained as his girlfriend mumbles.

"She says that she needs to get to her locker. I'll see you later pal" Steve said as they approached to her locker.

"Want me to help you out?!" Snot shouted.

"Snot, she's not deaf!" Steve snapped.

"My bad. Snot hasn't had his apple morning this morning" Lana giggled as Snot glared at her.

The next few days, Mary and her classmates were doing some finger painting.

"Look Candy, I made a painting of me, my mommy and daddy, my uncle Steve, my grandparents, my babysitters Roger, Mark, Adaline, and Zoey, and my pet fish Klaus" Mary said.

"Nice drawing. I made a painting of every candy in the world" Candy displayed.

"Wow, beautiful drawings ladies" Ms. Elizabeth complimented.

"Thank you Ms. Elizabeth" Mary cheered.

"Wow! Look at that" one boy said as Tiana did a finger painting on...the Mona Lisa with strong polished details.

"Beautiful drawing, Tiana. In fact, that's my favorite one! You get a shiny platinum sticker and I will have the principal display it in the hallways" Ms. Elizabeth said as she takes her painting.

"Oh come on! That is not fair at all! How is she trying to be better than me?" Mary wondered.

"Mary, don't freak out" Candy said as Tiana grins evilly at them.

"She wants to play. We'll play all right" Mary threatened as we see a montage of Mary and Tiana jumping rope during recess, Mary having a ham sandwich while Tiana has peanut butter and jelly, Mary adding long numbers while Tiana multiplies them very quickly. Both girls are seen having competition with one another. One final montage is Mary dressing up like Glamora while Tiana dresses up as Diamond Tiara and all the kids cheer for the later.

Late at night, Mary walks to her bedroom, looking defeating.

"Everything all right sweetie?" Jeff asked.

"Dad, was this a good idea to send me to that school?" Mary asked.

"You don't like it honey?" Jeff wondered.

"(Sigh) there's a meanie named Tiana and she always wants to be better than everyone else. I just wish that we can act normal and not make this a competition" Mary complained.

"Baby, I understand how you feel. I know life is very difficult. Trust me, things will be better" Jeff said.

"I hope so. I have a dance recital coming soon and I don't want Tiana to steal the show" Mary said.

"I'll help you practice sweetie" Hayley said as she entered the room.

"Really?" Mary smiled.

"Really" Hayley grinned as she picks up her daughter and kisses her on the forehead.

The next day, Adaline is sitting next to Zoey, while Steve stands next to his girlfriend at a park.

"So Tiffany said my boots look like something I got from the dollar and I was like hell no, your butt is something that's from the dollar store! What a dummy, huh?" Adaline talked. "I wanted to snap at her for my clothes. I can't help the fact that I'm a chick who enjoys wearing short dresses and boots. She doesn't know what the hell she's talking about."

"Man, this is so boring. How long will this go on?" Steve asked himself as Zoey mumbles. "Zoey said it's not nice to talk someone behind her back. She said just to ignore what she said because what you bought is none of her business." Zoey nods and gives her boyfriend a thumbs up.

"You're right, Steve uh Zoey uh, thanks!" Adaline stands up and leaves. "I'm going to see if Mark needs his work clothes washed again. Bye guys."

Zoey mumbles again.

"You want some ice cream?" Steve asks as Zoey nods.

"What kind?" Steve asked again.

(Mumbling)

"Vanilla it is" Steve said as Zoey blinks at him.

"I love my girlfriend but the canker sore has got to go" he wonders.

"I really want to talk now already! I don't want Steve to talk for me. I need more conversations with girls and it's awkward that he has to say things for me. I hate my all liquid diet" Zoey thought to herself as well.

(Flashback)

"Dinner time. It's plain broth again" Mrs. Wilson said as she, Mr. Wilson, and Zoey sat down on the dinner table.

"I hope your happy canker sore! I miss solid foods already! Ugh!" Zoey thought while she gives her mom a smile and thumbs up.

(Flashback Ends)

Later, we see Tiana practicing her dancing moves. Her parents watches her.

"Pathetic! You have to stand out! I expect better results, young lady! Get better and be number one or you're grounded!" Tiana's mom shouted as she and her husband leaves. Unbeknown to her, Mary was watching her with a telescope.

"Yikes" she said.

"Mary, ready to practice?" Hayley asked, off-screen.

"Ready" Mary answered.

End of Act 2

Act 3

The next few days, it was the big recital. The girls had their costumes ready.

"If anything bad happens, let me know and I'll put laxatives on Tiana's sippy drink" Candy asked.

"Why would you do that?" Mary asked.

"I'm your friend Mary. I'll do anything to protect you" Candy said.

"Thanks but please don't poison anybody. I just want her to stop being a bully" Mary suggested.

"Maybe you're right. Chocolate bar?" Candy offered.

"I'll pass. I can't have sweets really or else my tummy acts up" Mary said as Tiana walks in.

"Good luck Tiana" Mary said.

"Shut up!" Tiana shouted. "I'm going to stand out than all of you!"

Before that, Steve and Zoey were watching TV at the Smith household.

"Zoey, how are you feeling?" Steve asked, but his girlfriend texts him.

"I'm getting better but I'm worried that my canker sore would get worse. I have been taking my medicine and following doctor's orders, but I'm scared to talk" Steve reads. "It's okay. Just talk. I can translate as long as you want me to."

"(Sighs) you can stop translating...oh my God, I can talk again!" Zoey finally opens her mouth.

"Babe, you're okay!" Steve cheered.

"I thought I was never going to talk again, but I realized it was only temporary. Steve, thank you so much for helping me out! You are amazing! I love you and I owe you one big time buddy!" Zoey makes out with him. "The pain is gone and I can enjoy eating normal again. Now I know how Homer Simpson felt (giggles)."

"So what about sprinkles?" Steve asked.

"I got that covered" Zoey giggled as she puts ons a white T-shirt with a warning sign on top of rainbow sprinkles and it reads "Don't Give Me Sprinkle Goodies".

"Zoey, what's that?" Steve asked.

"Sorry, it's going to take a while for me to avoid this stuff. I promise I won't have it forever" Zoey explained.

"Got it" Steve said as he and his girlfriend hold hands, stood up from the couch, and walked outside together.

"Steve, I was wondering if you could tell your bimbo girlfriend to...oh they're gone huh? Oh well! Scrubs marathon for me!" Klaus cheered as he carried a bowl of popcorn and grabbed the remote.

Later, the parents were sitting as the curtains opened to start the show. Ms. Elizabeth talks to them.

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My class has been putting on a show for quite some time and I think it's time they're ready to show you guys their hard work. Please give them a round of applause" she said as the kids bowed while their parents gave them a standing ovation. They start dancing to "The Candy Man". Tiana attempts to outshine the other kids, but Mary simply kept dancing.

"Hey Stan, I bet you $100 Mary will crap her pants" Roger said.

"I bet you Mary will kick ass" Stan said as the two guys shook hands, but Francine shushed them.

However, Tiana starts dancing in front of her class like crazy, while her parents cheer for her loudly.

"Hey, what's all this?" Hayley asked.

"Hayley, I think I know why Mary has been upset lately. It's that girl she don't like. Mary, show her what you're made of" Jeff said as Mary danced next to her.

"What are you doing?" Tiana demanded.

"I'm sorry but we have to be equal. Ms. Elizabeth is not looking happy right now" Mary said as Ms. Elizabeth...was recording everything.

"I'm loving this!" she cheered to herself.

Tiana does some dance moves as the audience cheers.

"Oh yeah?" Mary asked as she out dances her nemesis and the audience gives her a standing ovation.

Tiana looks shocked.

"I hate you!" she storms off.

"Tiana wait" Mary stopped her but was too late.

"Uh, that was Ms. Elizabeth's class, ladies and gentlemen" the principal said as everyone kept applauding.

"Next up…" his voice fades as Mary's class were talking backstage.

"You were great Mary. You taught her who's boss" one classmate said.

"I'm so proud of you girl" Candy hugged Mary.

"Thanks but I didn't want to make it a competition" Mary confessed, but couldn't help but see Tiana being scolded by her parents.

"What was all this?" Mrs. Pearlson asked.

"We are Pearlsons for a reason: to be the best of the best and second means God-awful!" Mr. Pearlson screamed.

"Oh no" Mary whispered.

Hayley and Jeff arrived.

"Way to go sweetie!" Hayley cheered.

"Who know when Steve was stuck as Stacy helped out after all?" Jeff added as Mary's teacher arrived.

"Hi, are you Ms. Elizabeth? I'm Hayley Smith-Fischer, Mary's mother" Hayley asked.

"Hi, it's nice to meet you" Ms. Elizabeth said as they shook hands.

"Hello, I'm Jeff, Mary's dad. Nice to meet you Ms. E" Jeff introduced himself as well.

"Hi, I'm happy to meet you too. Mary is such an amazing student. She stands out really well.

In fact, Mrs. Fischer-Smith, your husband is the first guy to not objectify me. All the other dads are trying to hit on me and their wives think I'm a slut. I like you two. You're all right" Ms. Elizabeth said. "Because you two are great, call me Colleen."

"Thanks Colleen. Want to hang out like at the mall or something someday?" Hayley asked.

"I love that" Colleen said.

"Great!" Jeff smiled.

"I'm glad to meet trustworthy parents I mean friends" Colleen said as she, Hayley, and Jeff walked together while laughing.

"You were terrible! You are grounded, young lady!" Mrs. Pearlson shouted.

"You are a negative influence on the Pearlson family" Mr. Pearlson agreed.

"Hang on" Hayley arrived.

"Excuse me, that's not how you treat your daughter" Hayley said.

"This is none of your business, ma'am. Leave us alone or else I'll call the cops on you" Mrs. Pearlson threatened.

"You don't know who I am, don't you?" Hayley asked as she cracked her knuckles.

"I don't care if you were a superhero. Go away now! Your daughter is a huge negative influence" Mr. Pearlson demanded.

"Do you care of being better than everyone else, even more than the happiness and sweet childhood of Tiana?" Hayley asked.

"That's right. Being number one is the only rule in the Pearlson family and legacy" Mr. Pearlson said.

"Here's my number one" Hayley said as she...punched Tiana's father in the face.

"How could you?!" Tiana's mom screamed, but Hayley slaps her face.

"Be better parents or else I'm calling Child Services for abuse" Hayley said as she approached her daughter's nemesis.

"Just be yourself" Hayley said as she, Jeff, and Colleen left.

Tiana approaches to Mary.

"I'm sorry for being a bully. I'm not ready to make friends, but eventually I will one day and you can be the first one" Tiana apologized.

"Thanks Tiana. You're not so bad yourself. It's not your fault though" Mary said.

"Thanks. But don't get a swelled head and you better watch out little girl, because one day, I'll outshine you. See you later" Tiana waved goodbye to Mary as she left.

"Bye Tiana. I'll make you that won't happen at all" Mary said.

"So are you and Tiana cool now?" Candy asked.

"Just some baby steps but who knows? Maybe she'll be cool or maybe she won't be" Mary said as the two girls left the stage as Tiana approaches to her parents.

(Credits Scene)

Zoey is seen...munching on a cheeseburger, chicken nuggets, and fries at McDonald's.

"Oh solid foods, I missed you so much!" she exclaimed as her mouth was covered with grease.

"I'm glad you're happy, but take it easy babe" Steve suggested.

"You're right" Zoey agreed as she took smaller bites. "So, would you consider having a career in mute translating?" she joked.

"Sure why not" Steve rolled his eyes as his girlfriend laughs, but he smiles and watches her eat.

"I'm so glad things are normal again" Steve thought to himself as he looks at Zoey's left ring finger. "Soon."

End of Act 3

Thanks for reading this chapter. Even though some parts may have been rushed but don't worry, there will be more content in deleted scenes chapters I plan on making after the end of this season. Read and review and welcome to 2017!