Day 2

Reno woke up and took a shower, then picked out his Wednesday suit and put it on before heading out the door. Grabbing his usual coffee and pastry at the stand on his corner, he headed to the office, ignoring all the women on the street.

Getting to his office, he was glad to find it empty. He sat down at his desk and looked for the files from the last mission so he could double-check everything before he typed up his report.

Elena walked into his office a couple hours later. "Are you feeling better than you were last night?" she asked. "We might try again if you are."

Reno opened a drawer in his desk and pulled out a catalog of sex toys, opening it to a certain page and circling one of the items before handing it to Elena. "You might want to try that vibrator if Tseng isn't doing it for you anymore. I quit."

Elena stood there frozen for a moment, before throwing the catalog at his face and storming out of his office.

"You ready to hit the town?" Rude asked as their work day ended.

"Nope. I'm staying home tonight." Reno said.

"Are you feeling okay?"

"I'm fine. I'm just on strike."

"On strike?"

"Yeah, the women of this town will have to find someone else, I'm unavailable." Reno explained.

Rude shrugged and left, figuring Reno wouldn't last a week.


Day 4

Reno rubbed the back of his neck, trying to figure out what to do next. He never realized how much of his time he spent on sex. He had already cleaned his entire apartment and his office twice.


Day 6

Reno sat down on his couch and turned on the TV, trying to find something interesting to watch. He needed to do something that didn't require hands, since his wrists were getting quite sore. He flipped through the channels and stopped when he got to a cooking channel. A woman was dipping her finger into a saucepan and then licking it as a taste test. After washing her hands, she went over to a plate with big sausages on it.

Reno watched with growing interest as he watched her run her hands over them as she explained how to tell if they were good quality or not. She cut them up and put them in another pan on the stove, then went to another plate full of chicken breasts, fondling them to get them ready for the oven. Then she focused on dessert, which were little round frosted cakes, and when she garnished the top of each of them with a piece of candy, they looked like breasts to Reno. He left the TV on as he got up and ran out the door to the grocery store.


Day 7

It took Reno three trips to carry in the boxes of all his new cookware and kitchen appliances. He had stayed up late the night before watching that channel, writing down what he needed to cook like they did. He wanted to throw a dinner party soon, but he wanted to practice the recipes that seemed the most interesting to him first. He looked at the time and realized he had just enough to make another trip to the grocery store before it closed.