Now comes everybody's favorite class of the day: Biology! ^^

As a note: Everybody's schedule was outfitted to have Biology third block; therefore, so us friends can have at least one class all together. ^^

Disclaimer: I own Chris, Birda, and Birdette, Zeldamaster456 owns Vincent the Chickorita, Marioliza owns Marioliza (ML for short), Laguzgirl13 owns Laguz (Laguz for short), AceJinjo owns Ace and Anna, GrossGirl18 owns Meemee, Staci, Cherry, and Zeena, Wonder owns Wonder, The Thought Cloud owns Michael, Dash456 owns Dash Light, Yorkielover123456789 owns Yorkie, Badberry123 owns Sheri, Mudkip8330 owns Will, Rugtugba owns Rugtugba, Nintendo owns its people, Sega owns its people, Capcom owns its people, and whoever owns some characters that do not belong with either three company owns that character (Such as Spyro the Dragon, should he possibly make an appearance because I know Ace likes the purple dragon and he probably wants me to have him appear at some point).

Phew, what a list! The more I write it, the more I think I keep forgetting somebody. :P

Chapter 17: The Ninth Day; Third Block

"You're joking, aren't you Chris? Please tell me this isn't one of the worst classes to ever exist on the face of the planet!"

"Nope Laguz, this class is probably the best all day (Because all my friends have this class)! Welcome to Biology!"

"I hate Biology!" Ignoring Laguz's threats to forever destroy Biology off the face of a dictionary, all 12 of us headed off into the lab taking most of the available seats in the front of the room. As more and more others filed the room, it seemed that this class was jam packed with them. I would say at least 40 kids took this class all together, including that Dash Light guy. I was beginning to wonder if he was so good at athletics, how good was he at academics?

"Settle down simpletons," Iggy the Koopa, our teacher's student aide called out. "I have to quickly take attendance before the teacher gets in! Yoshi, are you here?" A green Yoshi in the back, sitting rather close to this pink girl dinosaur... Thing... I think, raised his hand. "Good, my jerk sibling Roy?"

"Watch it four eyes, or I'll pound you!"

"Note taken, thank you. Dash Light?" The same boy somewhat seated in the center of the room raised his hand. "Very good. Espio the Chameleon?" The purple chameleon, also known as Sheri's ninja teacher, raised his hand.

And blah blah blah, you get the point.

The moment Iggy finished with attendance, the little nearly bald professor finally came in the room with a huge closed bucket that was nearly as tall as him. From behind him, two more people came in, one of them looked like a big penguin with a red robe and red beanie with a white puff on top and the other looked something like a photographer in a black coat.

"Is that all?" The penguin asked.

"Yes, thank you for your assistance, Mr. Dedede and Mr. West," the professor thanked, as Dedede took his leave.

"Don't worry pal," Mr. West said. "Now I have to get back to teaching photography class."

"We have a photography class?" Ace thought out loud.

"Why yes we do," he confirmed. "The principal just installed the class recently; I'm still looking for more students to take the class though."

"I'll consider it," Ace boasted. Clearly, he took an interest in photography.

"Thank you... Um..."

"Ace, Mr. West."

"Alright Ace, I look forward to having you in my class." He gave him a thumbs-up and flashed his shiny teeth. "Oh and call me Frank. Frank West," he said coolly before walking out.

"Wow," Ace said with big, goggly eyes. "Now that is one cool teacher!"

"And as a nice break from class that was youngster," the professor began. "Let's get on with today's... 'Interesting' lesson." When the professor and Iggy gave a somewhat suspicious laugh together, everyone suspiciously raised a suspicious look right back at them. "First, I'm sure you all would like to know what are in these buckets, am I right?" Everyone nodded fervently."Well come tomorrow and you shall see, but first, does anyone have per say have a weak digestive system?" About half the class rose their hands, I spotted that Marioliza, Wonder, and Vincent were one of those who had their hands held up. "For those of you who have their hands raised, you will have an alternate assignment tomorrow."

"And as for the rest of you..." Iggy snickered, in an almost evil way.

"Now now young scientist in the making, no need to worry them now... Yet," the professor joked along; who knew he had an evil sense of humor.

"For those of you who raised their hands please go to the back of the room; the others, please escort yourselves to the front. The class scuffled around, some trading their seats for another while some quietly remained where they were.

"For those of you who do not have weak stomachs, I am going to put you into groups of two for tomorrow's special assignment." The professor began counting the students up front, "14 of you and including Iggy, that would be 15 – a most odd number indeed... Hmm... What to do?"

"I knowz," Laguz shouted eagerly. "One group could have three people in it!" That wasn't a totally bad idea, but I beginning to wonder why she even considered that option; until she motioned me to look back with her eyes.

Ludwig, Lemmy, and Yorkie. A perfect example to have many good laughs tomorrow!

I raised my hand. "I totally agree with Laguz!" And then we both chuckled sinisterly.

"That won't be necessary eager ones," the professor said. "I completely forgot about Roy; we should be fine now."

"Yeah," Iggy agreed. "Roy is not one to gag under anything... BUT HE SLEEPS LIKE A SNORING PIG!" Roy never stirred from his snoring nor his sleep.

"Wait a second," Larry said from the back of the room. "I just remembered that I don't get queasy that easily from that day when Iggy used this one potion to make this lifeless heart come back to life all by itself!" Many disturbed faces went around the room.

"Oh man, you had to remind me," Bowser grumbled as he quickly went to the nearest sink and expelled vomit into it.

"I was only trying to see if I could make inanimate objects come back to life," Iggy pleaded.

"Someone go get the school nurse please," Professor E. Gadd asked. Dash volunteered and left the room. "So onto more pressing matters, on with the groups now. Since there are still an uneven number of willing students, there will be a group of three as well. Now..."

"Iggy, you are going to be partnered up with Dash Light." Iggy gave a silly little grin.

"Bowser Junior, your partner will be Ms. Laguz."

"What?" The little Dragon Koopa blurted out. "Why? I hate having girl partners!"

You should have seen the light in her eyes, despite Bowser Junior's comment; Laguz hurriedly ran over to sit next to him. She probably smiled the biggest she ever done as she looked at him – more thoroughly his eyes. "Hi," she said in almost a dreamily state. "My name is Laguz, Laguz for short!"

Junior only huffed and crossed his arms, "Whatever, I'm Bowser Junior – and you better remember it!"

Laguz laughed a little. "Don't worry, I won't – ever."

"Okay good... What's that supposed to mean?"

"Oh nothing," she smiled slyly; Junior shivered.

This new information of Laguz's obvious crush was so going to help me later on in life. I laughed as I thought to myself.

"Next is Larry and Roy."

"Aw man," Larry hollered. "Why do I get the lazy, mean one!"

"Sheri and Espio."

Before Sheri knew it, Espio used his vanishing ninja skill and appeared through a cloud of smoke right next to her.

"Hi teacher," she said giddily.

"Hello pupil," he replied back.

"Ace and Anna."

Of course, the couple were already sitting together so they didn't move much. Anna gripped Ace in a tight hug, so everyone thought they were cute. "I don't want it any other way," Anna smiled.

I snorted a little though, I was a little jealous of their relationship. Why can't I have a nice relationship like that? I scanned the room for Wonder, then I scanned the room for Zeena; it was so difficult to ask one of them out on a – dare I say it... Date... I can't believe I said that...

"Rugtugba and Will."

"Alright," Will exclaimed, high-five-ing Rugtugba.

"Cool, hopefully we'll get to blow something up!"

"No Rugtugba," Iggy spoke up. "That's next year in Chemistry class!"

"Chris and Zeena."

The world hates me. Snickers could be heard from all my friends as I made an almost unbearable trip to the desk where the beau... Zeena sat. The trip seemed like forever before my bottom finally came in cold contact with the chair.

"Hi," I said to her sheepishly.

"Hi," she said back with a smile.

Those feelings I had back on the first day in this class were coming back.

"And finally, Ms. Yorkie, Ludwig, and Lemmy all are one group."

All the bliss thoughts I had thinking about Zeena instantly vanished; and my next thoughts were instantly filled with humorous ones. I laughed – hard – so hard that I was brawling and rolling on the floor. And either you were like Laguz, who joined me in my merriment, you were like Professor E. Gadd, who looked at me funny and thought I was having a seizure, or you were like Yorkie, who gave me the most sinister dark look – secretly vowing revenge, Lemmy sat on one side of her while Ludwig sat on the other, both extremely happy at this point.

The classroom door opened, and two people stepped in. One of them, of course, was Dash Light and the other was a female with a long red dress and a green ribbon tied to her hair, thus having a ponytail for a preferred hair-do. "Who needs to be escorted?" Roll Light, the school nurse's young assistant asked Dash.

"Right over there," he pointed to Bowser, still gagging into the sink. She nodded, and before she took another step, she looked at me questioningly.

"Is he having a seizure?"

"And now that our little humor time is over, let us get on with the lesson, shall we?" The professor was strangely calm about it, while Iggy was trying not to laugh. This brought suspicion to our faces as the professor told us to turn to page 35 in our textbooks... Oh dear Star Spirits in the heavens...

The professor smiled broadly, Iggy burst into laughing, and everyone in the room didn't know what to do or what face to make – except for Wonder, she fainted. Luckily, the professor had Roll Light stay in the class today for those who needed her immediate attention.

"Poor cousin," commented Larry. "Her and her faint-of-heart."

"Yes, I know this lesson today might disturb you in countless ways..."

"But just wait until the movie tomorrow," Iggy blurted out excitedly. All the kids in the back gasped!

"Well, you all should have stayed for the special assignment tomorrow then," the professor admitted. A student raised her hand, "Yes Birdo?"

"Can I take the special assignment instead, I just suddenly realized my stomach doesn't grow weak at something gross anymore."

"I totally agree with her," Sonic chimed in.

Professor E. Gadd chuckled a bit before answering. "Funny how that should happen now, hm? But no, I already had Mrs. Zelda (The real school nurse) give me records of your health reports. All of you in the back most certainly have weak digestive systems."

"This is going to be the longest block ever," ML muttered.

"Hey cheer up ML," Vincent patted her on the back, or at least tried due to his small size. "It has to get better... Hopefully."

"You sound so sure," she said sarcastic, joking way.

"Hey, can't blame for me trying."

"Do we seriously have to go through this though?" Rugtugba asked no one in particular, "I would love to go over the dynamics of sleeping if we can instead."

"You propose a very good point Rugtugba," the professor agreed. "But to understand the basics of sleeping, one must know the body inside and out."

"Yeah, but this..." Rugtugba started.

"Might be just a little too disturbing," Will finished. Of course to him, any lesson would be better than this – any at all. Maybe even Yorkie and Laguz would pay attention in math class to avoid this subject. And Zeena, I have no clue, she was very hard to read.

And that mysteriousness aura of hers attracted me very much. And why am I still ranting on about her? And why am I telling this to you, the readers? And did I just break the fourth wall like ML seems to do a lot?

"And now," the professor began. "Please turn your attention to page 36 and let's begin reading shall we?"

"How are you so comfortable with all this?" Bowser Junior blurted out.

"I've been teaching this for many years, it sort of grows on you after a while. Now if you will turn your attention to the diagram on this page..." Everyone immediately groaned.

I hate human physiology.

"Way too graphic," Sheri mumbled.

45 minutes of agonizing and painful learning...

Okay, I have seen what a girl, a boy, an otter, a Yoshi, a Mudkip, a Chickorita, heck, there was even a section of cross breeds and one of them was a half-tiger, half-scorpion. Also in the cross breed section were the Dragon Koopas, and the only reason why I excluded them from the group was because a Blastoise's physiology was never mentioned in this book. And even though I was to quick to sigh a huge, much needed relief, the professor quickly explained that the general physiology of a Dragon Koopa was very similar to a Blastoise's physiology. Aside from knowing that I was a close relative to the average Dragon Koopa, I banged my head countless times on the desk – completely demoralized and with the feeling of lost dignity, especially right next to Zeena. Today, could have been great if I could have just 'accidentally' touched Zeena's hand with my own whenever she had it on the desk; this lesson crushed it.

And so with only five minutes left of class, we all met each other at the center of the room; though not one of us spoke to each other. With our minds completely screwed over with knowledge that should have been left untold, we looked at each other with only half-heart-ed smiles and very light chuckles. Ironically, the entire class was in silence too. I know that I definitely could not look at ML, Rugtugba, Zeena, Wonder, Michael, Will, Sheri, Dash, Vincent, Ace, Anna, or Laguz the same way anymore – or at least for a while.

"So," Rugtugba started.

"Uh," Vinny said.

"Um... Yeah," was all ML said.

"Yep," Yorkie stated.

"Huh?" Questioned Dash.

"Yeah..." Sheri really did not know what to say.

"Nu uh," Will huffed.

"Agree?" I asked.

"Agreed," Zeena confirmed, the others following suit.

And the professor chuckled to himself. "The reactions get better every year."


And there you have it, Laguz's all time crush! Will Bowser Junior return the feeling back or will he reject her and face her wrath? Will I ever stop thinking about 'her?' Is Yorkie gonna get back at me because of her partners? Well, you gotta wait until the next third block chapter!

Only eight or so more chapters to go before I start writing new ones! Remember, anyone who has not contacted me yet will be terminated on the latest new chapter. You're free to rejoin if it happens, but best get to me now so I don't go through an emotional heartbreak. :P

See ya! ^^