Disclaimer: …How many OCs are in here? I forgot. Don't worry, I didn't. You know who belongs with who. :P
Or do you? I hope you do at least. :P
Chapter 26: The Fifteenth Day; First Block
"All I'm saying Michael is that you should really tell me where you go from time to time. You haven't been seen since the 24th chapter of this story."
"That's breaking the fourth wall, Chrissy," he replied smugly. "But you should stop being an adult and worrying about where I am all the time."
"I'm not an adult," I defended offensively,."I'm still 17, and I have a right to worry because I'm your brother."
"Now my life is complete," he smugly stated again. He was lucky I wasn't in the mood to Ice Punch him right now.
I was, however, in the mood to wonder why I see Laguz standing in front of a burning tree. "Morning Laguz!"
"WAZZUP CHRIS AND MICHAEL!" The two of us winced over her loud excitement this morning.
"You're too loud this morning," Michael said.
"What are you doing beside a burning tree? We have school in twenty minutes."
"I know, but this is mine and Junior's leftover Christmas tree we don't want anymore. So, I'm burning it!" :D
As unbelievable as it sounds, deep down I knew this was something only Laguz would do. But how did she get ":D" in her sentence?
"Ahhhhhhh," Laguz whined. "It burned out."
"That's what typical happens when you burn something," Michael stated obviously.
We watched Laguz as she dragged yet another pine tree, still full of Christmas lights attached, gulp a random, empty Koopa shell into her mouth, and then suddenly spit fire out of her mouth ultimately burning the poor, defenseless tree.
"Laguz," I started. "I am officially dubbing you the weirdest fangirl on the face of this planet."
She smiled. "I can live with that."
First Block: Gym with Laguz and TSO
He brought his whole arm back, and then with all his might threw a fast pitch straight down the center – right over home plate, finally colliding with the cage set up behind it.
And that's when Cranky Kong looked at the speed-o-meter and even he had to whistle as he read it. "50 mph," he proclaimed. "You might almost be as good as me back in my days, sonny."
"That's quite an arm you got there, TSO," Donkey Kong praised. "Plus, you have a great hit ratio and a possibly better runner. I think you should be the team captain."
"Really? That would be great! I accept!"
"Great, I'm going to check on Laguz now and see if she is progressing... Oh wait, here she comes now."
Rather than greeting her classmate and teacher warmly, Laguz threw down her glove and started wailing out in agony.
"What's wrong Laguz?" Donkey Kong cried, completely freaked out.
"Oh nothing. I'm just practicing my game face for whenever we lose horribly."
TSO faceplamed while Donkey Kong just sighed. "Well anyway, your running and catching abilities are the best I've seen so far so consider yourself on the team!"
"Woot!" Laguz high-five-d TSO afterward; but both of them completely missed and fell flat on their faces. Then, it was Donkey Kong's turn to facepalm.
First Block: Economics with Dash, Sheri, Will, Mega, and Wonder
"And so class, this is why our world with its current monarchy will fail in the near future if people such as myself do not take action with its economy!"
"But that's..."
Suddenly, Ganondorf whipped around quickly and stared at Wonder Koopa so evilly that she wished she could just turn invisible right on the spot. "Are you questioning my teaching?! Did I ask for you to question me?!"
"No but..."
"Silence, you feeble twerp! I am the teacher! I know everything about the economy unlike you!"
"But you base ideas off if you were the king of the land," Sheri stated. "That seems a little bias to me..."
Upon hearing Sheri intervene, Ganondorf whipped around to her and stared at her with a deep and thorough hatred. "Excuse me, you abomination? You dare to challenge my theories?" Sheri would have said something back, but he was frightening her so much she couldn't even speak up.
"Well, I think Sheri is right," Will spoke up like a true friend.
"I agree," Mega stated firmly. "Your teachings are horrible."
"Better yet, you are just a horrible teacher to begin with," Will added cheekily.
"Even better," Mega added. "You are just a horrible person in general."
Ganondorf's left eye was twitching rapidly. Never in his life as he seen such disobedience and defiance! On the next instant, his right hand glowed a menacing dark color, its aura giving off an evil kind of feeling looming around the room – so much that anyone could feel it.
BAM!
The poor teacher's desk that had nothing to do with the situation was broken in half by his wizard punch.
"To the principal's office now," he growled ever so lightly but forcefully. "All four of you this instant." Then his eyes caught something else. Quickly, he reached down and grabbed the first thing he saw, the only thing not broken which was a stapler, and chucked it hard across the room. Sheri and Wonder had to duck their heads to avoid a potential knockout, but that did not go so well with the boy with his head down behind them.
"And you too, Dash Light," Ganondorf bellowed, "For sleeping during my time and just because I hate you! In fact, I hate you all equally!"
A few short, but thankful moments later...
"There is one thing I would like to know, Mr. Toadsworth: How in the world was he hired to be a teacher?" So now we come across our five protagonists in the principal's office. Nevertheless, they were actually glad to be out of class.
"Well," Toadsworth began. "It all began in 1986 when the school was opening up. Now, I was a fine lad back then with..."
Thirty-two minutes later...
"...So in short, we don't have anyone who can replace him. Everyone who we called to replace him would always call out just the day before they would start teaching."
By this time, all but one of our protagonists were asleep. Too much little details for one half an hour story was too much for Wonder, Sheri, Dash, and Will to handle, so the realm of sleeping is where you would find them. Only Mega was the one willing to stay up. In fact, he was intrigued, this sounded like a mystery – and he loved solving mysteries. "Doesn't that seem too coincidental to you? Don't you think something is up?"
"Indeed I do. But without a solid lead or any evidence, we can't possibly get anywhere."
Mega slumped back down into his chair, deep in thought. "What about Ganondorf? I suspect him a bit. After all, it is his job on the line."
"His record is clean. There isn't anything wrong with him... Besides anger problems and authoritativeness complexity." Toadsworth took a deep breath. "Now I should head on out and check the school premises. You are more than welcome to stay in here and skip class; I know your friends are. Ho ho." Grabbing his cane, Toadsworth slowly walked to the open door and left, leaving behind the five friends to themselves.
"He's hiding something," Mega thought to himself. "I'll have to look into it myself." Suddenly, a folder was dropped onto his lap that made him jump off his seat. He quickly turned around and noticed the familiar face.
"It's Ganondorf's personal records," Zeena confirmed. "I think you'll find your lead in there."
"You're going to help me," Mega asked.
"Of course! He's only the meanest guy to ever exist."
Mega took hold of the folder and examined it. "Well okay then, let's see what we have here."
First Block: Culinary Arts with Champ, ML, Kyo, Child, and Vinny
"And now Kyo! Pass me the peanut butter!"
"Okay ML... Um... Here it is! It's chunky too!"
"Even better! Now for the tomato sauce!"
"Okay! Here you go!"
"Yay! Now for our final ingredient!"
"Our secret surprise?"
"Our secret surprise!" ML added who knows what to the bowl and began stirring whatever it was that Kyo and ML were making.
"We're going to get an A++++++++++++!"
"TOTALLY!" :D
"CAPSLOCK!" XD "Oh wait!"
"What is it?"
"We forgot... The BACON!" :3
"...We need bacon for this?"
"No, I just like saying bacon!" XD
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"You think their dish would be good," Champ wondered aloud. "But from the sounds of it, they seem like they're trying to poison the rest of the class."
"Or maybe it will be good," Toadette replied with a smile. "Come on Champ, let's finish our spaghetti dish for the teacher."
"Okay... But what should I do?"
"Marinate the sauce, Champ," she giggled.
"Oh right," he blushed. "...How do I do that again?"
Toadette giggled again and picked up the sauce pan full of sauce. "First we could add a bit of pepper and maybe onions for great taste."
"Oh, so I just have to add seasonings to the dish? That doesn't sound too hard. But what seasonings are good for a spaghetti dish?"
"Surprise me," Toadette smiled, handing Champ an onion. Both of their fingers lightly brushing the others briefly, both blushed slightly, and then smiled as they went their separate ways to finish their assignment.
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"We'll be the first ones finished," Vinny exclaimed as he excitedly shoved the cake gently into the stove.
"And it will taste so good when it's done," Child approved.
"So how long does it take for a cake to bake?"
"About an hour. That should take us towards the end of class."
"That's gonna be forever," Vinny whined.
"Well at least we finished ear..." All of a sudden, the stove door shot open and a whole bunch of cake just suddenly spewed forth, encasing Vinny and Child into a cake-y mess.
"Attack of the cake," Kyo exclaimed. "Bacon was eaten by the cake!"
"THE CAKE IS A LIE," ML shouted.
"We have to help them," Champ said in a very heroic way that made Toadette have butterflies in her stomach.
But Champ need to not help them, for the next second the cake exploded all over the room, splattering everywhere.
ML took one lick of their surprise dish, cake included, and deduced, "Yep, now our dish is perfect!"
Then the only door that led in and out of the classroom was opened. And let's just say that the teacher was quite surprised.
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"Well Toadette and Champ, I must say your spaghetti is great for starters! You two both get an A+ plus for your assignment." The two of them cheered and hugged each other. But that only lasted briefly because they were so embarrassed.
The teacher, Tess T, moved on to Kyo and ML's dish. She was a bit skeptical with it when she looked it. First, it looked like mush, brown mush that looked like a certain something... And it was bubbling. Tess T. just had to recoil upon looking at it. It didn't even look legitimately safe to eat.
"It's 100% safe, Ms. T," ML assured.
"Yeah, it tastes like bacon!"
"Bacon?" The teacher asks, obviously not buying into it.
"Well, not really," Kyo stated truthfully. "I just like the word." X3
Tess T. once more looked at their surprise dish. "Well... I lived a good life so here goes." Carefully, she took a spoon and dipped it into the dish. She gulped before shoving the spoon and its contents into her mouth. One swish in her mouth told her that she wasn't going to die. Next swish told her that she wouldn't die that instant either. The next swish told her what kind of ingredients were used in the dish. Next swish wasn't a swish but instead a gulp. She was now digesting the food. In a few short minutes, she would know if her stomach would or wouldn't agree with the... Food.
"Did you like?" Both ML and Kyo asked with pleading puppy eyes.
"Well dearies, it didn't kill me... And I have to admit, your interesting combination of ingredients made the dish unique and quite interesting. A+ for the both of you." Both ML and Kyo cheered for their victory, but it left the other four wondering how in the world if they randomly added ingredients to the mix it got themselves good remarks on their dish.
"And as for you two, Vinny and Child," Tess T. started, making those two wince with dramatic impatience, "I suppose an A for you two will suffice." Vinny and Child started crying out, swearing that they were now gonna be grounded for weeks because they obtained an F in an assignment.
"Wait, what?" They both asked in unison.
"You're both getting an A."
"Really?" Asked the now officially relieved Chickorita.
"Yes, an A. Your assignment may have blown up everywhere in the room, but you helped another team do well with theirs (And it didn't kill me). One of the most important rules in Culinary Arts is the teamwork. Remember that children, and perhaps you can be running your own restaurants one day."
As Child and Vinny hugged each other in victory, the teacher interrupted them. "But you'll have to stay after class and clean up the whole room."
This time, only Vinny cried out, swearing that cleaning up was a skill he wasn't good with.
"Another important rule of Culinary Arts children: Keeping the kitchen clean."
First Block: Photography Class with Ace
"This is bad, Ace..."
"It is?"
"Well, not the story or the shots, they are extraordinary, but now you got involved with one of the most notorious crime organizations to ever exist in history."
"Say what? You have to be kidding me! I was trying to be like you! Being awesome enough to get a killer story!"
"Hey, being a reporter can be dangerous is all I'm saying. And it seems danger found you quickly," Frank West joked.
"Very funny West. But I suppose you could tell me more about this organization since frankly, I have a price on my head with these guys," Ace countered.
"Okay, calm down Ace. I'll tell you, but we should wait for the other two to show up first. I'll explain it to you all then."
"Other two? I thought only Bayleef was in this class, who is the other?"
As soon as Frank West opened his mouth, the door slowly creaked opened, followed by Bayleef herself plopping right down to the floor. Ace and Frank quickly rushed to her side and inspected her. Someone must have gotten the better of her, for she was hurt and her camera was smashed to pieces.
"Bayleef," Ace hollered. "What happened? Who did this?"
She coughed violently before speaking, "I found... Some of them... They..." Then she closed her eyes and allowed her head to fall to the ground. Ace frantically tried to rouse her to wake up again, but it became apparent she wasn't going to do so.
"I'll get the nurse, Ace," Frank announced. "Stay with her." Frank West rose to his feet and then ran down the hallway.
But at that moment, Bayleef started to slowly flutter her eyes open.
"Ah Bayleef, you've come to again," Ace sighed. "What were you saying before?"
"Hurry Ace... They have... Have a girl... A girl Quilava with them... The woods..." Then the poor Bayleef once again fell back unconscious. Ace blinked a few times before rapidly getting up, running out the door, and whizzing by Nurse Joy and Frank West.
"Hold on Ace," Frank hollered, before leaving the nurse to the hurt Bayleef and to instead chase down Ace.
"He doesn't know what he is getting himself into," Frank told himself.
First Block: English I with Chris, Michael, Mech, Yorkie, Quinn, Jada, and Chopper
"It's almost time for class to end students," Misstar announced. "Would you all please take your seats so we may start with our presentations?" All the students complied and found their way to their seats. "Chopper, will you please come up?"
The little lime-green puffball thingy slowly walked up the aisle to the front of the room, the nervousness he was feeling was quite obvious. But upon seeing his persistent not-his-girlfriend (A.k.a Luvbi), Chopper took a deep breath and read aloud his short paragraph.
To That One Special Girl
There is this one girl I know who I can always count on to be there. Now for some, that would be a dream come true, but for me things turn out quite different. This girl, she literally takes my breath away, with her grips as powerful as a boar. Her kisses are contagious like that of a snake, it will cause you to feel helpless and feeble.
So to that one girl, I say to you these words as kindly as possible:
Please, go chase some other guy.
Aside from all the warm compliments, whistling, and clapping, only one other person did something else.
"Oh Chopper, I love thy." That came from Luvbi, and she completely missed the whole point of Chopper's short essay.
"Are you kidding me?" Chopper exclaimed, "You didn't understand one word of my essay?"
Luvbi giggled. "Verily. It is easy to understand the words of love."
"Wha? How? Argh, forget it!" Chopper angrily stomped back to his seat as Luvbi just continued to have merry thoughts about him and her together. "Some day, I'll marry thy."
"Alright you love birds," Misstar joked. "Mechanical Oven, you are next."
The manly oven casually strode over to the front of the room, on the way accidentally misfired his gun and nearly blew a hole in my head.
"Some friend you are!"
"Um sorry Chris, I didn't mean to."
"Yeah I know, just give me a heads-up in case you do it again."
"...How?"
"I was only joking, but seriously don't shoot me again. It's bad enough Laguz always finds a way to hurt me as it is."
"...Okay... Now for my essay!"
Chopper and the Black Knight
Saving the world three times is quite tasking for one small boy, but the medieval realm is in trouble and they need a hero fast. The story of King Arthur is a well known story known by many, but when that hero becomes corrupted with evil a new hero needs to save the day – and his name is Chopper! Together with the legendary sword of Excalibur, these will save the medieval realm from the evil that lurks and bring peace back to the land.
"I know the summary sounds lame," Mech apologized. "But I know this will be a best seller one day."
"Shell yeah," I hollered. "I am so stoked to read that! Tell me, will there be dragons?"
"Uh-huh."
"And princess saving?"
"Maybe, I could squeeze that in somehow." Now I was really stoked for some Chopper/Luvbi fluff.
"Indeed Mech," Misstar said. "I do enjoy a good read. I am looking forward to it."
"Oh, thank you Ms. Misstar," Mech said gratefully.
"And Yorkie, it is your turn."
"Okay teach," she said. As she went up to the front, many of the boys did as well. In fact, they sat cross-legged on the floor. If you looked at their T-shirts (Laguz and Yorkie fan shirts) you would understand that these were a few of the many fan boys Laguz and Yorkie have.
Party Gone Wrong
A get-together party that my friends and I were invited to goes horribly wrong when the forces of two worlds collide. Tension grew, anger exploded, enemies will be made, will these two worlds ever get along? And when we get into the mix, could we help or will our friendships be put to the test? Can this ever be a normal party again?
"It's kind of short, but I was also trying to map out the story in my head at the same time," Yorkie said truthfully.
"That's okay Yorkie," the teacher informed. "Good stories take time and patience to write. I'm sure it will be something worthwhile... I know your fan boys up front are excited for it."T hey probably were for all we know. These boys were head-over-heels for Laguz and Yorkie. Those two could literally command each and every one of them at their will. Giving Laguz that kind of power, dictator powers, would be a bad idea. The world would go crazy if she was in charge. No offense to her.
With only five minutes of class left, the teacher dismissed us early from the room. All six of us, excluding Michael because he just loved to leave us to go somewhere else, went to our lockers, conveniently located right next to each other in a perfect row.
"So what class do you two have next?"
"Gym," Quinn answered. "Which is good because my team needs some practice before the playoffs in two weeks."
"Oh yeah, that's going to be important. Be sure to win for the school and keep the perfect win streak going."
"You shouldn't be worried with Quinny on the team," Jada boasted. "It's a sure win."
"I'm sure it would be... DUCK!"
Quinn and Jada had instant reflexes and were able to duck in time for a gunk shot to completely miss them. The other three were just lucky that their locker door blocked the attack.
"What the," Mech stated.
"I'm back losers!"
