" First you." Rory said looking straight at her.

"Fine. I have to tell her guys." Lorelai said looking at them.

"I will never live this down." April said crossing her arms.

"April I'm sorry." Luke pleaded.

"Dad, you should have known the TV lies."

"It was the only time I ever watched TV. The only episode of FRIENDS I ever watched."

Rory looks at the scene.

"Well, me and April were swimming in the ocean when some cute little fish started swarming around us."

"You thought they were cute, I knew exactly what they were." April added.

"They weren't so cute when their evil spirally legs touched April on the leg and began stinging her."

" Jelly fish." April added. " I Should have known they were on the gulf of Mexico, I just didn't think." April said to herself.

" Its ok honey." Lorelai said referring to April. "Anyways April got stung and I went to get Luke. When I told him, he seemed to know what exactly should be done. Before I knew it…"

April blurted out, "He peed on me. My father peed on me."

" Oh." Rory said quietly.

" Hey, at least it didn't burn after that anymore."

" Dad. You peed on me."

"While we were dealing with this and taking her to the hospital the boat was stolen." Lorelai said getting up and heading towards the coffee maker.

Rory followed her mother as Luke and April quarreled over the event.

"That was a real Huck story, just in the twentieth century."

" It was interesting but I don't think I could have done it without Luke. He kept us safe and made sure we made it." Lorelai said looking on him. "How's Logan?"

Rory took a deep breath. "Uh-O, we've hit a red light on Jesus of Surbia." Lorelai said trying to comfort her.

"Remember the Runaway Bride?" Rory asked.

"The movie or the one from Georgia?"

" Mom, he asked and I couldn't, I just couldn't." Rory said beginning to break down. Lorelai reached over to her daughter and held her close as the tears of her daughter rain down after being locked away for two months.

"When did the weasel pop you the question?" Lorelai asked Rory as she smoothed over her daughters hair.

"Right after graduation I was still wearing the uniform, I didn't look particularly spectacular. The thready-thingy kept going in my face so I was trying to fix that when he got down on one knee. I looked like a cat whacking at a ball of string."

" I'm sure you make a cute cat Rory. Though I don't know if you could be taught to use the liter box, it took you forever to train you to use the toilet."

"Thanks." Rory said taking a Kleenex from her. " First he told me…

Ace well done.

I began to leave when he pulled my arm and said wait. I looked at him and the next thing I know he's Kneeling on the ground. He got down on one knee and I lost my stomach. I was so scared. He looked at me and gave me that prince charming smile and said '

Before we go I need to ask you something. I just want to make it clear I am an ass, no questions asked. I have hurt you and myself in the past. I'm jerk to a lot of people and yes I do push them around. But I know one thing. And that's you. I love you. I think it's been only in the past two years that I have really found myself and that has been because of you. You taught me how to be a better person. I know you're ready to head in your own direction, but Ace, I want to be apart of it. Will you marry me?

"He then reached up and gave me a simple but elegant ring. A ring every girl would want. It wasn't over the top but it was just right. It was beautiful. O God what have I done." Rory began to cry again.

Lorelai looked at her daughter and nodded her head. "That was a decent proposal, kid."

"I know." Rory said who started to subside from crying.

" What happened next?" Lorelai continued.

" I looked at him and I saw him. But it wasn't the Logan I knew. He just looked so different. The Logan I knew would have never asked me to marry him. At that moment I felt something tug at my heart and I just knew I couldn't marry him. So I said I can't. It took him a moment to realize my answer and then he said. Ok, then. And he left. Then he came back a few moments later.

"Why the hell not Rory? Were meant for each other."

"I don't know Logan."

" Is there someone else?"

" No. There's just been you."

" Rory I just don't understand. Don't you love me?"

" I don't know"

" You don't know?! Ok, good for you when you figure it out let me know."

" Logan, it was a really nice ring."

" I called after him as he left. What a dumb thing to say to him." Rory covered her eyes with her hands.

"O, Rory, its ok. No one trained the Gilmore's to turn down proposals. But they should have. It should have been in the How to Survive as a Gilmore Hand Book."

"Mom, I still do love him. I'm just not ready to get married." Rory said leaning her head on her mother.

"Its ok Rory, you don't have to be. You have plenty of time. Lets go get some Pizza."

" Ok." Rory said rubbing her eyes and looking at the ring on her finger.

Lorelai walks out into the living room. " Guys, the Gilmore Girls are famished we need to re-fuel, lets go grab some pizza."

" Good I'm starved too." April said as she began to walk towards the door.

" I guess I really didn't need to pee on April. The stings can be quickly taken care of in many other ways." Luke said staring at the tv.

"Its ok burger boy, lets go."

"Lorelai by the way, pizza will some day kill you." Luke said as he grabbed his coat.

"Luke you say that about everything."