Welcome back Sugar….

Chapter one.

Rory is walking through a building in upstate New York. Lots of people are running around, papers are flying everywhere and one man is with a speaker shouts.

"People, move it, move it! We don't have all day, 3:00 is the deadline and its, what's the time?" He leans over and asks a shy blond woman.

Quietly she says, "2:00." Then speedily walks away.

"Did you hear that folks, its 2:00 and the only story I have is from the freaki'n intern. Come on people."

Rory continues to walk while watching the scene, and then notices everyone is glaring at her and realizes she's the intern who turned in her article yesterday. Now running from the scene she tries to quickly catch up with James, the guy with the microphone.

" Hey, I see you got my story." Rory said breathing hard.

"YES." He said gritting his teeth. Rory keeps following him. "What is you want Rory?"

"Well, how was my article?" Rory said meekly.

"How do you think Rory!? It was grandiose. What else." He said angrily.

"If it was so good, why are you so mad?" She asked.

"I just wish my fulltime with benefits employees would get with the program."

"So nothing needs to be changed?" Rory continued.

"Nope." He suddenly makes a left. Rory almost runs into the wall hits but makes a sharp turn and runs into him. "Gilmore, watch it! What else do you need?" He said annoyed.

"Well, I would like another story. Maybe one about the immigration protests happening at NYU." Rory said hopefully.

James the dictator stopped for a moment. "Ok, I have a protest story for you. This is the address and it's occurring right now, so I would recommend you get your little hinny over there and get the scoop."

"Thanks. I'll be on top of it Mr. Jameson." Rory said smiling.

He stops and looks at her. "Spider man."

"Yeah." Rory nods.

I love that movie, but don't call me that again."

"What about Perry White?" Rory now continues teasing.

"Gilmore, please get out of my face your annoying." He said turning.

"Bye, Almighty editor and Chief." Rory said turning away with her new assignment.

Chapter 2.

Luke and Lorelai finally leave the house after two days and finally make an appearance back into town. April took a flight back to New Mexico to be with her mother. They decided to walk through town and quietly stop at the Dinner to check on Ceasar.

"They think were dead. I bet Babett called the National Guard again or the Marines to come find us." Lorelai stops for a moment. "I don't think she would but we better call them and check. Were in enough trouble with the government I don't want to make enemies with the army too. They have big guns." Lorelai said now stuffing a bagel in her mouth.

"I hope they think were dead. They can finally leave us alone." Luke said folding his arms while sitting in the chair.

"Lets go you old Grinch." Lorelai said pulling on his hand. And away they go back to town.

Chapter 3.

Rory is driving in her car till she gets to an old abounded building, where lots of cops and people are standing around.

"Don't tell me someone else already has the story." Rory says to herself. She quickly gets out of the car with her pad and pencile. She sees a nice round cop standing with his hands at his waist.

Rory runs up to him and asks whats going on. " This idiot won't jump." The cop says angerly.

Rory stops for a moment and wonder what he means. "So on record, are you saying that the Cops of New York want this man to plummet to his death?"

"O crap, are you a stupid reporter?" The cop turns around.

Rory looks at him, "I prefer a journalist in training."

" Fine. On record, a man has been pacing the building for three hours now. A neighbor saw him and called us. We set up the 'blow up thing' for the man to jump on. But he won't."

" The 'blow up thing'?" Rory looks at him.

" Well, hell if I know, Do you know what its called?" The cop asks her.

"Good point. So he hasn't made any request or any reason as to why he's up there?"

" Nope. He just keeps singing this line, "We will teach our twisted speech to the young believers...we will train our blue-eyed men to you be young believers."

Rory stopped for a moment and thought. This guy wasn't trying to kill himself he was protesting.

"Those lines are from the song 'Clampdown' by the Clash. It was made in the eighties."

The Police officer looked at her. "I don't really remember the eighties." He said looking at her "I had six kids"

" Wow." Rory says looking at her feet.

" Yeah. I know." He says looking at his feet.

"So my good man, I don't think your jumper really isn't a jumper but a protester. Do you think I can get up there?" Rory said walking towards the building.

"He wont' let anyone up there." The police officer warned her.

"I have an idea. Can you get me a microphone?" Sure the police man said walking away.

Back in Stars Hollow…

" Ok. Lets do this." Lorelai and Luke hold hands and walk into the dinner. Not many people they know are there except for Kirk.

Lorelai takes a seat next to Kirk while Luke runs up the stairs. Lorelai sits there for a few minutes waiting for an expression from Kirk but nothing happens. She beings to move around and then moves her hands in front of his face and finally a napkin at his face. Since he won't acknowledged her presence.

"Fine. Kirk, I'm sorry we didn't take you with us."

Kirk keeps on staring but says, "I think I hear the voice of my once good friend Lorelai, but I'm sad to say she is dead. Along with her boyfriend and beloved dinner owning, Luke."

"Kirk were not dead I'm right here."

"I'm afraid you are only a ghost."

"Kirk, I'm not a ghost, watch." Lorelai said as she did the Macarena.

"Lorelai, I knew would never do that dance. It was beneath her."

"Ok. Normally I wouldn't. The Macarena is so last year but I was watching "I love the nineties" this morning."

"Stop. Talking to me. Your dead."

"WOOOOOOOOOOO……I'm dead." Lorelai said making a spooky voice close to his ear.

"Stop it. Stop it." He screamed almost running out of the dinner. Until he ran into Patty as she was coming into the dinner.

"Wow, watch it honey." She said as Kirk had his head in her boobs. " O my god its Lorelai."

"NO it's a Ghost." Kirk shrieked.

"Kirk there not dead." Patty said patting his back.

" I need to go talk to my therapist. Bye." Kirk took off out of the dinner.

Patty now races over to Lorelai and squeezes her till her stomach was at her throat.