Started on August 14, 2017| Philippines| 20:30 hours

(Special thanks will be given below)

Hello everyone! Today's a particularly good day… who the fuck am I kidding, it was a normal day like all other days… Sort of.

Anyway, before you start hating for how I made Kushina who she is, I have a reason… harem... and supernatural shit. I know, complicated shit, but it will work… even if barely, but that's besides the point! Plus, I have a good reason for why I did that, and the reason should be in this chapter.

Well, anyway, I don't know what else to say for now so… here you go!

(Rise of the Hattori)

It was midnight in the Elemental nations. Particularly another typical snowy night in Tetsu no Kuni. However, the hidden Hattori village was empty.

Or so it seemed.

Inside the main house of the Hattori clan compound, all men and women, even some young boys and girls, sit in attention as their daimyo speaks.

"Brothers and sisters," the man begins. "I have just spoken with our brothers in the samurai ranks of the Tetsu no Kuni's daimyo." He looks at each of them with cold sureness in his eyes. "We have a war on our hands, and there will be little we can do to stop it."

"What do you suggest, Hanzou-sama?" Tengu asks; being one of the four generals in the Hattori clan grants him such a privilege.

Hattori Hanzou, the daimyo of the Hattori clan, and said to be immortal – although admittedly not invulnerable, was a man who still looked and functioned as if he were still in his prime.

Hanzou looks towards Oni and nods.

Oni, also one of the four generals, stands with his two bodyguards flanking him – both bodyguards being Kisho ninja and candidates for the Oni program. He then speaks gaining everyone's undivided attention. "Hanzou-sama and I have already talked about this for some time now, and while it was usually intended for any who would take an apprenticeship under me or any of my fellow Oni, it seems that the recent events have changed our approach."

"CHILDREN PRESENT, RISE!" Hanzou commands, and without question, fourteen children around the ages of six to nine stand at full attention, their feeling of surprise being blasted away through pure will of wanting to impress the adults present with their history of being prodigies.

Yes, this meant that all the children present in this meeting were prodigies in their own right.

However, one stood out.

"Naruto Hattori, your father was a gifted man." Hanzou speaks making all eyes turn to the blonde. "I am aware of his situation, but that does not change the history he has with the clan, and of his first kill when he was ten." He looks the boy in the eye before he continues. "Are you ready to kill?"

"Always." Naruto replies with such coldness, the only five people who could match it were Hanzou, and the four generals of the Hattori clan.

However, there was still a follow up question, one that would determine where Naruto's loyalties would lie.

"Who would you kill for, boy?"

Without a second thought, and an answer as straight as an arrow, Naruto looks at his daimyo in the eye with a cold stare. "Me, myself, and I."

{"There is no great genius without some touch of madness." – Aristotle}

"Why would you kill for yourself, boy?" Hanzou asks, his tone still cold, and his eyes uncaring for the surprised and frightened stares the blonde prodigy was receiving from his fellow children.

"Because I want to survive."

Hanzou smiles at that and nods. Only those who had experienced as much war as he did would understand. And only one other in the room did experience as much war as he did - in fact even more than he did.

Oni

"Oni, you may now take him in as your apprentice." Hanzou says and turns to face the man. "Now please, continue on with the plan."

"Of course." Oni says with a bow and then faces everyone else again. "The plan is simple in theory and concept. We will send the children here present into Oto, and have them act as sleeper agents. Of course, they will be trained here before all of that as part of this plan… that is, if they wish to take part in it." He doesn't even have to wait for an answer.

"I'll go." Naruto was the first to speak.

"Well, I guess it beats helping out in the farm all day." One kid comments before grinning and raising his hand. "I'll go too."

"Same here."

"Me too."

And so every child present gave the same answer.

The only person to realize something was off was Naruto. He realized that there was an air of amusement surrounding Oni; and there was fear surrounding the man's bodyguards.

(|||)

One month later, the boy who commented on his "not helping with the farm" was really regretting his words. "You seriously had to jinx it man." Naruto says with a sigh.

The others nod with groans and grunts depending on what they were currently doing to tend to their farm. Meanwhile, Oni and his other fellow Oni members were smiling with pride, although when the month started, those smiles were not of pride but of amusement. After all, that one boy did jinx it. Still, it was fun to watch the suffering on their faces.

However, when it came to the farming part of their training, which was everyday by the way, the Oni would place traps around the field that would shoot up mud or – for the boys, jump up and kick their balls, and for the girls, slap their but. How those traps worked was an Oni secret.

However, the General "Oni" was more proud of Naruto. After all, he took him under his wing, and both learned much from each other. But, Naruto finally had a set of friends. It was fun to watch the rest trying to work with Naruto, until one day, they realized that Naruto was pretty much just like them when he made a really good joke. Or perhaps it was a true story that Naruto's now group of friends found funny. In the end, it would really depend on how a person views such things.

(|||)

"You know…" Naruto started as he looked to his fellow Hattori children. "I don't know why you guys are trying so hard to get my attention. You've always had it."

A girl gave a humph at that statement. "Yeah well, your tone's so dead, we don't believe you."

"Whatever you say." Naruto says plainly before his eyes light up, and for the first time, his voice actually shows emotion. "Oh! By the way! I overheard someone earlier, they were talking about feminism."

"So?!" The girl asks, clearly she was still a little pissed of as to why Naruto still didn't understand their intentions.

"Let him speak, Mira." A boy says with a sigh. "You wanted him to talk to us, now you have it, and still you're complaining?" He then turns to Naruto, who oddly was not at all affected by anything he or Mira just said. In fact, Naruto's eyes were still shining with excitement. "Go on, Naruto."

"Of course!" Naruto exclaims before clearing his throat. "Anyway, I actually also saw this, but what the hell, right? So, I saw a group of friends talking by a table, but two of them were boyfriend-girlfriend and stuff, although there was that one dude who was single, but fuck it. Anyway, the boyfriend looked at his girlfriend. Guess what he said!"

Everyone else watched in amazement Naruto actually spoke more than one sentence to even ask.

"He turned to his girlfriend and said, and I quote: "I respect women! … Bitch", and that had earned him a slap in the face."

(|||)

Oni still smiles at that, he was there too… the guy who was still single, unfortunately. Good gods, he needed a life aside from killing… like a family life. "I'll have to put that in my things-to-do list." He thinks before yawning and turning away.

"Hey Oni, where you going?" one of the other Oni program members asks.

"To get laid!" He says nonchalantly.

And so, for the first time, all Oni members looked at him in shock.

They thought he already got laid.

In his defense though, he wasn't going to get laid yet. Not with some random girl, oh no, he'd be looking for the right one that's sure as hell. Even if it would once again take him the better part of a hundred years. Fuck, he's old.

(|||)

Six months have passed and everything was going well. Orochimaru had solidified Otogakure on the shinobi world, and was damn proud of it. However, this day would be the slow change of that. The reason for this change would be those present at the village gates. Fourteen children and one old man walked towards the gate, ragged and worn, but their bodies showed muscle that said they were used to hard labor. They were exactly what Orochimaru was looking for.

"Halt, state your business." One out of four gate guards says with a kunai drawn.

One of the children starts. "We… we heard this was a place for orphans."

"Yeah!" Another one cheers although tiredly. "We finally made it…" She then falls to the ground unconscious.

"Hold on… I'll get our village leader." One of the Oto-nin says with a tone of pity, not because of the condition of the children, but because of the possible future experimentation they might experience.

However, after only five minutes, everything would go on smoothly.

Something otherworldly favored the blonde boy, after all.

(|||)

A man draped in a tattered dark brown cloak strides through the halls of a once lavishing mansion. Now, however, the mansion walls are rotten with mold, one that if inhaled for too long or too closely by man would cause poisoning to their internal organs. Perhaps there was a reason for why even though he had a tattered hood over his head, he also had a dark brown scarf over his lower face.

Step

Step

Step

Step

The echoing of his steps can send any sane man into hysteria as the mansion grows cold. However, this was no "man", but this was instead a being far above man's understanding. However, as its form is that of a man, it is a he, and in turn a "man".

A feminine voice calls. "It's been awhile, Phantom."

The echoing of steps stop.

"I trust you've been doing well?"

The echo of steps start again, their rhythm showing no change of pace, all completely the same as before.

"Don't ignore me now, Phantom. Surely you wouldn't leave little me alone now, would you?"

The cloaked man strides onward until finally, he reaches the main hall of the mansion.

"Well, if you're at least willing to ignore me, I'd at least like you to do me a favor."

The man makes his way to the center, uncaring for the voice.

"I'd like you to stop what you're doing in my daughter's little world."

At that, the man finally speaks with a tone that shows wisdom, but a voice in the multitude of men. "My role there is at a pause for now, Succubus queen. I have nothing to stop. Oni, however, is someone you may want to keep your eyes on, but in all honesty, there is another you may want more than Oni."

"And who might that be?"

Phantom's voice changes to that of a young man but with a tone that could show any man and woman how wise he was. "A being far beyond your comprehension." His line, however, was still human, if only because he had better things to do than to explain everything.

"I need specifics, Phantom."

"Don't test me, Succubus Queen." Phantom says sternly as he strides onward. Without breaking his stride, he then says, "Test me, and I will interfere with the life of little Kushina."

Then he vanishes.

(|||)

In a dark cave stands a man draped in a black and tattered hooded cloak. The man sits near the entrance and gives a grunt as another man materializes behind him. "Phantom…"

"Ah, of course. I should have expected you'd show up. Still…" Phantom replies in equal measure of tone. "To what do I owe the pleasure?"

The man draped in black replies. "Well, perhaps it's because I'm aware you told Kushina's mother about my role." He then stands and turns to Phantom. "So, mind telling me why you did it?"

"You have plans to make Naruto the new Oni." Phantom replies flatly. "How can I resist making things more entertaining?"

"Fair enough." The man draped in black says. He then walks deeper into the cave as Phantom follows him. "However, you may want to step into their affairs." He grins as he strides onward. "The Damned are revolting. It won't be long before this world will succumb to their wrath."

Phantom stops as he turns to look back at the entrance. "Then let us hope that when that happens, enough time would pass for Naruto to achieve greatness in spite of this great calamity that will soon befall man."

(TBC)

Just to let you guys know, there will be a six year time skip next chapter making Naruto twelve years old. That being said, I'll just "skim through" his life in Oto.

I'm thinking of adding zombies. I love zombies. Okay, I will, but like, how? Any ideas? Credit will be given to those who will propose, regardless on whether or not I'll use your proposition(s) or not.

Also, I do hope you guys found out why I made Kushina who she is. If you really want to know why, then my answer is simple. She's hot, sexy, and has been featured in many hentai pics... boards 420chan, a Mega folder that has a collection of a shite ton of pic edits and request, and let's not forget, Mikoto, Yoshino, Tsume, Mebuki... pretty much all Naruto women are milfs in their own right...

Anyway...

With that being said, I bid you folks good day, good nigh, wherever you are that those greetings can apply to, and lastly...

PEACE!

Finished on September 23, 2017| Philippines| 22:08 hours.

SPECIAL THANKS TO: All those who reviewed, favorited, and followed this story! Even if - as of writing this - one found it disgusting... probably because of Kushina. Sorry, but it just happens. I don't plan my stories, or at least, not fully; I wing it most of the time.

Beta read by yours truly on September 23, 2017| Philippines| 22:12 hours

PS: I finished this in the doc manager of fanfiction.