Episode Three: Haywire Alert

Cisco was shaking his head as he held the breach open. "This confuses me. A breach to Earth 38? Why?" Nilla, who had been rummaging through a drawer in her hover-pod, groaned. "That's the umpteenth time you asked. We're going through to get Supergirl and a few of her friends, noob. We're bringing over Winn, Alex, Mon-El, J'onn J'onzz, and maybe Clark, though Lorr doesn't like him too much." She fished out what she was looking for. "Aha! Finally I found my specialized confetti! It's used in party cannons."

"Okay, you have to go RIGHT NOW before I strain too hard and close it," Cisco tightly said with clenched teeth, straining to keep the breach open. The Twins nodded at each other and drove through.

They ended up in National City Park. Lorris waved a polka-dot pennant around that said TWIN TERRORS in yellow lettering. They pressed buttons when they neared a boulder, making the hover-pods disappear under a cloak.

Nilla went to analyze the confetti for a bit while Lorris fished a key ring out of her pocket. The fifteen keys were colored glass in rainbow order, each with a different head shape. She put the red one, with a flame-shaped head, into a small lock, keeping the cloaking devices up.

"You know, Kara's not going to really know what's up, so we need to set up something to make her come over here," Nilla stated. Her sister smirked. "Good idea." She blew on her rainbow whistle and summoned a rancor out from nowhere. "NO! I WANTED A TAUNTAUN! I hate this whistle."

Then the twins merrily trotted to the nearest skyscraper-which so happened to be CatCo.

"MEOW!" Lorris screamed at the door. When the twins crashed through, a wild cheer went up. Did I mention that they had visited CatCo before Kara even started working there?

"Omigoodness. Are those the famously fabled Twin Terrors?!" one reporter whispered to another. "The ones who are always around and helping out with everything?"

"I heard that they once had a performance dealing with Shakespeare's plays," another one said. "They made a bunch of burglars have to perform. It was hilarious, according to a lot of people."

The Twins ignored these and headed in a mad dash for the elevator. They got in and pressed the number to where Kara was-24 stories up. The elevator was too slow. "How about we get outta here and crash in with a jetpack?" Good idea. Just slap your feet against the ground. WHOOSH!

"HI, SORRY FOR THE BREAK-IN, BUT JETPACKS ARE VERY HARD TO CONTROL," Lorris hollered through a megaphone as she crashed in through an open window, her twin following in pursuit. Everyone jumped up to see them flying all over the place and finally crash landing on the ground right next to Kara. Nilla shouted first. "HELLO, KARA DANVERS! We need you in the park for something VERY IMPORTANT! There'd a RANCOR rampaging around and EATING people!" Kara jolted up. "What?"

"YEAH, IT'S FROM STAR WARS!" Lorris cried out. "YOU NEED TO GET A FULL ACCOUNT OF WHAT HAPPENS!" They grabbed her and blasted through the door. Kara flew to the roof and ripped off her day clothes, revealing her suit underneath. Following the twins, she headed off to National City Park.

The rancor was tearing up trees and scaring animals, but fortunately, no one had died. Except for a few crickets and butterflies, sadly. Kara shot at it with her heat vision. It only went through the scaly skin a little bit. She tried punching it; the rancor stumbled back and righted itself. They're a lot stronger than they look like in the movies.

Nilla rushed up. "HERE! TAKE THE LIGHTSABER!" Kara stared at her. "Who even are you?! How'd you know my name?" she shouted over the roars. Nilla hollered back, "Doesn't matter at the moment, but we're the Twin Terrors! JUST TAKE THE SABER!" She threw the saber into Supergirl's hand, which suddenly flashed out a bright blue blade.

Kara/Supergirl flinched for a second. She recovered, took one look at the rancor, and swung the blade. It cut a small gash in the beast's arm. And as the animals of Tatooine are very sensitively aware that lightsabers are dangerous, the beast roared in terror and ran away. Lorris threw a confetti bomb at it, then tossed a freeze bomb at the animal. The rancor immediately was frozen in a huge block of ice.

Lorris fell face first onto the ground, pretending to gasp with relief. Nilla pulled out her wand again and yelled, "Wingardium leviosa!" at the block of ice, which levitated. While it floated upwards, Lorris pulled out her hazel wand and shouted from her position on the ground, "EXPULSO!" The rancor and ice exploded, leaving nothing behind except for a few scattered trees.

Kara floated down again and stared at the girls. They looked back with equally straight faces. She sternly stated, "You two are coming with me to the DEO. Now. No questions." The twins looked at each other, shrugged, and complied to do so.

At the DEO, Alex's brain nearly burst from all the details that the twins were giving her. This was supposed to be an interview, not a storytelling session with two young girls who could blabber on forever and ever. "Well, we were on Earth 1 with Barry Allen aka the Flash, and you sister Supergirl aka Kara knows him, and he kinda misses her…"

"Okay, okay, I get it! Can we please just get to the point of why you two are here?" Alex exasperatedly groaned after they finished the rancor story and started describing their wands and lightsabers. Lorris abruptly stopped, shared a look with Nilla, and opened the box of wires again. "Right. The reason why we're here is because I have to bring you, Kara, Winn, Mon-El, J'onn, and maybe Clark Kent to Barry's world. I'm pretty sure that there's gonna be a very surprising reunion, actually. Because when you and J'onn were out on a mission, Barry accidentally opened a breach from Earth 1 to here. You might've heard of it. Oh, yeah, and do you know about the device Kara has? She got it from Cisco in case of an emergency, and also so that she can travel to Earth 1 if she wants. Am I speaking too much?"

"YES, YOU ARE," roared almost everyone in the DEO except for Hank Henshaw and Mon-El. They were too busy typing documents; plus, they had earplugs on.

After a few seconds, Nilla walked off to continue reading again while Lorris sat down at a table and formed the wires into a shape. In about fifteen minutes she had created a blue diamond of woven wire. WOVEN, not twisted. Then she finished off a red framing of the House of El symbol. Finally she wove the yellow wires together to form Barry's lightning symbol. Then she intertwined the red and yellow and fastened them onto the blue.

"Oh. My. Little. Pony. DID I SERIOUSLY JUST MAKE THIS?" she whisper-screamed. Nilla craned her neck to look. Her eyes widened, she clapped her hands over her mouth, and ran out the door whooping in yay-yay mode. Kara looked over with her x-ray vision. She caught a glimpse of the family crest just before it was stashed into the wire box. (P.S. It's lined with lead behind the velvet inside.) At least she didn't see the lighting bolt.

Lorris did a double facepalm. "WHY DO I SHIP THINGS THAT CANNOT BE! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY," she cried. The reason why she said that was because Barry had proposed to Iris while in Music Meister's time. And Kara and Mon-El were a couple. And she did not ship those two things. Back to the story now.

Kara took a small flight outside to clear her mind of the insane things that had happened today. First, she's working at CatCo. Second, two crazy sisters crash in and ask her to fight a rancor with a lightsaber. Those were supposed to be fictional things in Star Wars! Third, they bombarded the DEO with a bunch of stories and talking. Fourth, the wire box contained the House of El family crest. Why, exactly?

Then she remembered what they had said earlier. "Well, we were on Earth 1 with Flash, and Supergirl knows him, and he kinda misses her…"

He missed her! HOW. WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED. Oh, he just wondered how she was doing, like a good friend did. Kara muttered that thought in a low whisper, but due to Nilla being right behind her without her knowing it, Lorris suddenly knew about it through a hidden microphone.

Nilla tapped Kara on the shoulder, making her jump. The Terror was facepalming. "I heard what you said, Kara. You have gotten everything so wrong. Lorris knows about what he was talking about."

"Can you please stop sneaking up on people?" Kara cautiously asked. Nilla shrugged. "Depends on whether or not we want to. But okay. Next time, please keep a cap on your thoughts, because Lorris could be sneaking up and scheming any time. She's the crazier of us two." Then she left.

Lorris was down there, banging her head on the table. She was muttering, "Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why," over and over again.

Kara flew around a bit, returning to CatCo an hour later. Winn and James looked at her weirdly in a very awkward silence. Winn finally burst out, "Do you know that you were dragged out the door by two of the craziest people in the multiverse ever known, who fight crime with nothing but their weirdness and bananas?"

"Uh, kind of…? I just got to know about them today, actually. Are they really that famous?" Kara asked. James nodded. "They're famous throughout the multiverse, but superheroes and villains fight crime so much they never seem to notice them. Here, they're really popular all over the media." He went to a computer and pulled up a Twitter page with the trends #Twin_Craze and #TwinTerrorsfan999.

Then they were posted on Instagram, pictures placed everywhere by people. Mardi Gras, plays, fighting crime, helping homeless people, teaching the homeless to sing along to "The Chipmunk Song," and making a serial killer try to kill coins instead. Their most famous feats were announcing daily holidays that they found on Internet websites. For example, May 14 was NATIONAL CHICKEN DANCE DAY!

"Keera. I thought you wouldn't be coming back after those notorious girls dragged you away." Cat Grant walked in, holding a blank sheet of paper and drinking coffee. Winn blinked. "Cat? I thought you were supposed to be gone for a longer time than this."

"No matter. Keera, I want you to find those two girls and get me an interview with them. They've suddenly crashed in again through a portal from another dimension we never knew about."

"Yeah, and how do you think Kara's gonna be able to even catch up to them and bring them here?" Winn asked. "Only Supergirl can do that!"

All were silent. "Hrmm. You're right, then. Still, Keera, when you see Supergirl around anytime, tell her to find the Terrors. I still need to see them." Cat Grant walked back out again, sipping more coffee.

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Back at the DEO, Kara grilled the Twins for details about what they were doing. The answers were somewhat shorter, but still full of sheer energy and enthusiasm.

The fourth to last question was, "Did Barry ask you to come over here to get help, or anything?" to which Nilla replied, "Eh, no, we actually went off on our own. We wanted to see what was going on, because he saw a news article about him going off to Wonderland when Music Meister blacked him out. And he remembered you and the dancing and singing."

The third to last was, "Why did he look it up?" to which Lorris answered, "Oh, well, they were trying to find more info on us twins. Turns out that we're famous and popular in good worlds and infamous outlaws in evil worlds."

The second to last: "When did you first become popular and famous?" Nilla: "That occurred in 1000 BC, when we first time traveled to the Egyptian palace. Then we made the first five seasons of the Troublemakers' Talk Show in Emperor Nero's time. But we were born a LONG way back, about 12 billion years ago, so basically we're immortal."

The last question: "Does he really miss me?" Lorris heaved a very exaggerated sigh. "YES, Barry misses you. It's been some time since you've last seen each other. He's a good friend of yours, right? OOH! Wait a minute."

On the big screen it showed Earth 1 merging with Earth 38 to form a single Earth. "WHAT! THE BREACH WE WENT THROUGH DECIDED TO STAY OPEN?! NOW THESE TWO WORLDS ARE MERGED! Eh, at least, the landforms and everything is the same except for superheroes and people and a few companies like CatCo. Supergirl, come over. You're gonna be seeing an old comrade, the Scarlet Speedster, in Central City." Lorris called in the hover- pods, and the tree girls sped off to Central City.

"BARRY!" Barry turned to see Kara flying into him at full speed, nearly knocking him over. "Kara?!" he laughed, and they fiercely hugged. Lorris and Nilla came in to witness their happiness and smell their happy-scent. Nilla waved the pennant at the doorway down the hall, greeting Team Flash.

Kara and Barry, who had been bouncing around each other excitedly, finally calmed. "I can't believe our worlds joined! How did that breach thing stay open?" Kara squealed. Cisco, who had appeared from behind the door, shrugged. "No one really knows. But it's nice seeing you again, Kara. How have you been faring?"

"Eh, I've been doing pretty well, the villains aren't really bothering anyone, and it's mostly calm," Kara brightly replied. She went inside to greet the rest of Team Flash. (Lorris somehow managed to scent a really weird smell coming from Barry, labeled "twitterpated" by cousin Hyperfang.)

Then Team Flash, TT, and Supergirl took a walk in the park to catch up with events. They discussed about how the Earth merged and why the breach stayed open. There really was no answer for why, except for Lorris's matter- of-fact statement that Cupid and Donner had wedged their hooves in and forced it open, mostly because Cupid was a love expert and there were people from both worlds destined to be together. So much for that!

But Kara, Lorris, and Nilla were extremely curious about Barry and Iris. Kara and Nilla wondered when their wedding would be, but Lorris didn't care much-she just wanted to know if anything big was happening.

Lorris was DYING to ask something. Finally, when everyone else was in their own conversations and Barry and Iris were all alone, she cracked the egg. "Psst! How are you two doing together?" she whispered.

Iris shrugged, "We actually don't know." Lorris raised an eyebrow and continued drinking a cupful of ice water, waiting for an explanation.

Barry exhaled and said, "What Iris means is that we're not together. We broke off the engagement."

SPFFFFT! Lorris spat the ice water out of her mouth, spraying everyone with it. "WHAT! JUST! HAPPENED! ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS HAS OPENED UP A NEW PORTAL!" She froze up and stood in place for a whole minute, not even moving an inch. Then she finally took off, screaming. Nilla had fainted.

Kara had also caught the conversation with her super-hearing, now looking at Barry in shock. He sent a half smile at her, knowing about her advanced sense of hearing.

Lorris returned again and collapsed on the ground, splayed out.