Disclaimer: Again, gintama is Sorachi Hideaki's, I own nothing. Except these horrible made up on the spot names of planets and species. Sorry, when you have no imagination, the results are things like Zyaq and ferreets...

Chapter 2.

The week before.

Kagura and her father arrived at the planet Zyaq upon a secret request by the planets' governor to eliminate a certain group of species that have been oppressing the natives through violence and threats. The group were initially under control of the tendoushuu and were mainly to secure and monitor the altana port, but after the tendoushuu crumbled from the war, they took it upon themselves to torment citizens and become the new rulers of the planet. This was a common story throughout all the planets across the universe, with the tendoushuu gone, planet's now have to establish their own independence and figure out how to utilize their own altana. On the plus side, being an alien hunter has never been more lucrative with all the planets wanting a little outside help. On the minus, never has the universe been is such turmoil, with Earth being worse off than all, since the war of the universe took place on that tiny planet.

Certain parties have taken advantage of the chaos. The harusame, for example, with a certain red-haired baka aniki as the head, far from falling from the war, has taken the opportunity to obtain more power that the tendoushuu left behind. Travelling from planet to planet, seeking out struggling world's that are easy to take over and hold an abundance of resources good for business make good targets. Multiple other smaller pirate parties have the same goal. Little wars all over the universe still taking place at every moment.

Kagura yawned widely and stretched her body. "Ahhhh, you think with how desperate they are for us, they would treat us a bit better in the travel here."

Umibouzu stepped off the tiny spacecraft after his daughter. "After 30 yrs, you'll get used to it, Kagura."

"No thanks, Baldy. I don't want to end with the same head, aru."

"I seem to recall my boldness was due to another reason not akin to travelling."

"You were bold a long time before I ripped the last dredges off!"

"Tshhhhhh! Please!" Both Kagura and Umibouzu turned their heads towards the speaker. The planet's native species were gentle looking creatures with light blue skin and tiny ears but generally human shaped.

"If the Ferreets see you, they'll be no end to the torment!" The Zyaqian fretted.

"Worry not, friend. You hired Umibouzu and mini-umibouzu- ouch, don't kick, Kagura. You are in good hands, we will remove every last of those intruders on this planet for you."

The Zyaqian wrung his hands a few times, looking nervous. "Oh, I hope so, I hope so." He avoided looking at them in the eyes.

Soon he had brought them to the governor, who went over the situation they were in and his request, he asked if they could get started immediately and they agreed. All the Zyaqian's looked as if they wanted this over and done with quickly.

Standing on top of the rooftop looking down, Kagura could see these 'ferreets' really looked like well, large ferrets, even running around on all fours with tails swishing behind, quite cute, if you ignore their hyena like teeth and buff muscles. They could see hundreds of them below, running around, lazing, tormenting, shouting, so on and so forth.

"Well, here goes nothing." Kagura sighs, puts on her goggles and leaps off the roof. Umibouzu follows suit and chaos insues.

Underground, Abuto was interrogating one of the ferreets. "So what was the profit we made with the weapons?"

"1.2 mill, sir" was the reply, while sweating profusely. The yato stared intensely and the sweat increased.

"There's no way that much weaponry turned such a low profit... where are you hiding the rest of it? Hmm?"

"I.. I don't know what you mean.. Sir.."

As Abuto grabbed the much smaller creature by the neck, a loud snore interrupted his questioning. They both looked to see a young red haired male with an enormous bubble on the edge of bursting coming out of his nose, sleeping uncomfortably on the windowsill.

"Taichou!" Kamui opened one dreary eye. "Could you please focus? The ferreets are stealing our profits. The weapons created from this planet were estimated to give us at least 10 mill."

The captain closed his eye again, then started flailing and whining like a 5 yr old. "Ahh, I don't care! I'm soo boreedd! There's nothing to play with here! It's so so sosososososoososoooo borrriiingg!" Abuto watched the re-enacted scene again with an exasperated expression.

"Well, I'll go up then and try to find out what's going on." He sighed while Kamui kept on fussing in the corner.

Walking up the maze of steps and corridors, hallways and doors, Abuto finally reached the head latch to enter the surface. Just as he stepped up, he was hit head first with a random flying ferreet.

"Ouch! What the hell!?" Looking in the direction of the trajectory, Abuto caught a glimpse of the last thing he expected to see. The captain's young sister knocking out ferreets like a hit the mole game, the scene of carnage and destruction forcing him to do a double take just to make sure he was in the right place. He could feel the start of a headache the size of kingdom come, 'if taicho were to come up here...!' Just as he was frantically formulating a plan to fly far far away on their ship as soon as possible, Kagura spotted him.

"What... YOU!" She pointed, garnering Umibouzu's attention as well.

"Hmmm, I should have known. I knew the Zyaqian's were hiding something. So the harusame is involved as well." Umibouzu stated.

"Now now, ojou-chan, umibouzu-san, let's just try and-" Unfortunately for poor Abuto, while trying to stave off the growing doom within his head, he had left the latch entrance open and a number of his yato underlings had seen the intruders, rushing out onto the battlefield.

"IF YOU'RE HERE! THAT MUST MEAN THAT STUPID BAKA-ANIKI IS HERE TOO!" Kagura shouted, doing nothing to help his headache.

"Sssshhhhhhhhhhh! Men, men, just try be quiet and stave them off while we get ready to leave." Abuto tried to order the yato, he could see in their eyes he was losing them though, the enemies in front of them now too appetizing for distraction. Abuto cradled his forehead to stop the pounding, unfortunately again for the poor man, his wish to subdue the two unwanted guests quietly did not go as planned. The young ojou-chan wasn't just holding her own against several of his yato men, she was completely overpowering them. And of course, the Umibouzu looked like he was swatting flies.

He needed a plan and quickly. Grab the captain and pretend there's an urgent situation elsewhere, before he-

At the thought, a huge blast underneath Abuto threw him upward 50 feet, 'Ah, ah, too late' was Abuto's last thought as he caught sight of his smiling captain springing up from the explosion.

"Are you guys having fun without me, hmm?" Kamui asked with his innocent/sinister/I'm-gonna kill-you face.

When he caught a glimpse of the perpetrators, a look of surprise crossed his features but not enough to remove the smile. "Hmm, I thought this would happen at some point."

"KAAMMMUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIII!" Kagura readied her stance as the harusame captain descended on her. And the fight started.

2 days later

"Ok, we'll leave this planet alone." Kamui graciously stated to the governor of Zyaq. Said man was on his knees, mouth agape staring at the complete annihilation of his beautiful planet within a 100 000 km radius.

"Ahem, cough cough, you don't need to pay us for our services..." Umibouzu tried comforting, the governor slowly turned his head to him with the same look of utter despair. All else was silent. Abuto still had his headache, along with multiple injuries all over his body courtesy of his captain.

Kamui stretched languidly. "Well, thank goodness for that! This planet was damn boring!" He smiled widely.

"Why you selfish little-" Kagura angrily kicked his fractured shin with her unbroken leg.

"Owow, you wanna go again, baby sister?" Readying his stance as well as he could with his splintered arm and crutches.

"PLEASE!" Both Abuto and Umibouzu shouted. "Weren't those 2 days of destruction enough?!" All the half-dead yato surrounding them silently agreeing. The yato race were known for their love of battles but even they needed rest. Sweet, sweet, much needed rest.

"So where are ya headed to next? Did you need a lift?" Kamui asked, pointing disjointedly with his broken thumb to the harusame spaceship behind him.

All the blood drained from Abuto's face.

"Sweet! We've got another job in planet Rasah and we're already late." Kagura stated happily, hobbling lopsidedly to the ship entrance. Umibouzu reluctantly followed behind.