Disclaimer: Gintama belongs to Sorachi Hideaki~~~ not me.

Chapter 6.

Underground, amanto were squirreling around the place, hatching a dastardly plot. They had managed to graffiti the council's townhouse with "Tendoushuuu Roxxx!" and "We wants Tendoushuu back!" with nobody the wiser. What a win! Everything has been going smoothly so far. They had already managed to graffiti the railway system, the newly built spaceport terminal and even the fence surrounding the shogunate's palace.

It was only a matter of time now, their grand scheme of revenge was soon going to be accomplished, the graffiti was only the first step. They knew the main culprits behind tendoushuu's downfall. Of course the Shinsengumi played a big role, along with Katsura Kotarou and his joui allies, along with the Kiheitai and the deserted 7th division of harusame, along with Sakamoto Tatsuma and his Kaientai fleet, and not forgetting Yoshiwara's Hyakka and Oniwanbanshuu and Yagyuu clan etc etc. Huffhuffhuff. BUT the real culprits were the Yorozuya! If it wasn't for that damned white permed Shiroyasha who started everything! Revenge would be theirs! And they knew just how to get it, they did their research (poorly), they would attack the cute little girl who works in the same agency as the shiroyasha (nevermind that she was a powerful yato), she was a little girl! And they would have their revenge. Tendoushuu-X were ready to roll.

Kagura was out shopping, in her basket were 5 takeaway packs of dango, 2 paper bags of freshly fried squid, a candied apple, a box of mochi and of course 20 packs of sukonbu with a strip currently being sucked on.

"You still eat that crap, China? I would think throughout your travels you would at least have realized what real food is like. If you've been eating that garbage for the last two years, I can now understand why your breath smells like death. Soon, your teeth will start to turn brown from putrification, bacterial infection will build up and you'll die from it. Hahahahhaha" Sougo cackled madly. Kagura took a big breathe innnnnn...

-and then oooouuut, she didn't even turn around, just lifted up her middle finger in the general direction of the voice and moved to the next aisle. They had bumped into each other a lot since she arrived.

"I'll have you know that I've eaten all sorts of food in all parts of the universe, uh-huh. But none compare to Earth. This is just my welcome back treats, so you can fuck off."

Okita smirked behind her. "Is that so? What did they have you eating anyway? Alien guts? Green pigs? Is that why you look like that now?"

Kagura's eye twitched, all the sweetest treats in the world could be in her basket and still not stave off the sourness of Okita Sougo. "Have people been eating your face these last two years!? Is that why you look like that?!"

"Haha good one china, I might have heard you but I was too busy putting all your crap back on the shelves."

Kagura finally gave him her full attention and looked down at her basket. True to word, it was empty, how had she missed that?!

Tossing the basket to one side. "Oh! That is it!" Kagura charged, they crash landed outside the store and proceeded to start another brawl for the umpteenth time.

And just like every other time this has happened, a flash of large red haired male would intrude and start maniacally hacking at Okita.

"Would you stop getting in the way!" Kagura screamed, attacking her brother as well.

Then the three would continue to brawl together until the next unlucky policeman arrives to try and stop them. That's how it's been everyday for the past week, the two would meet and ask in a roundabout way how the other has lived the last 2 yrs, then get into a little scuffle, Kamui joins in and the cycle continues.

You might be wondering what Umibouzu is doing during these moments. Well, he was working, of course. The request from her majesty was to stop a particular criminal group in hiding. The letter didn't really include that much information, so Umibouzu took it upon himself to investigate. So far, his snooping has not come up with much. After asking the Shinsengumi and local witnesses, he's become more and more convinced that this entire expedition was set up as a complete hoax. As far as he has gathered, which is not much, this group calls themselves Tendoushuu-X, a group of Amanto who worshipped the Tendoushuu's power, they have graffiti'd several iconic landmarks... yes, that's it. They have graffiti'd several iconic landmarks. Not only is this not in the job description of a great alien hunter, it also makes it very difficult to complete such an absurd job. How is he to find these guys?! He had to hand it to the ruler of this country who's a good friend to his daughter and obviously hatched this plan just to see her again. Cunning, very cunning.