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The Breakup

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"So I'm fully human and he's fully demon and he's not gunna kill any of you?" human Inuyasha asked slowly, something unrecognizable sparking in his chocolate eyes when everyone nodded, "And…and as far as you can tell, we're both okay."

"I guess," Kagome sighed exasperatedly, "You were unconscious for almost two days but if you say you feel fine, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt."

For a moment, the human was silent as he chewed the inside of his cheek before a huge grin burst out over his face.

"This is the best thing that's ever happened to me!" the ebony haired Inuyasha enthused, an almost manic look in his eyes, "Do you even know…I can't even…this is such…"

"I thought you hated being human?" Kagome asked nervously, completely thrown off, "Don't you hate…"

"I hated that it left me open, left you guys open," the human answered as he gestured wildly at his friend with the biggest grin Kagome had ever seen before he pointed to his demonic half who looked as shocked as the rest of them, "But he's here! You guys are still protected and I can do whatever the fuck I want!"

For a moment, everyone stared aghast as the human Inuyasha began to prattle on excitedly, grabbing Kagome's hands and seemingly on the verge of squealing, "Kagome, don't you see! We can be together now! I'll…I'll cut my hair and…and wear clothes like all the normal guys from your time. I'll look like everyone else so I can go to school with you and learn the same shit and…and…"

"Whoa, slow down," Kagome chuckled nervously as she sent a pleading glance at her friends to intervene, "We've got to put you back together."

"No, no we don't," Inuyasha breathed, his chocolate eyes dilated as the words tumbled out of his mouth in rush, "We'll both be human. No one will hunt us. No one will care. No one will…"

"Kikyo will care you dumbass. Calm your ass down before you hurt yourself," the demonic Inuyasha sighed exasperatedly to which the human Inuyasha scoffed and rolled his eyes, "Why do I care?"

"Wait, what?" everyone choked simultaneously before Kagome cleared her throat and tried to clarify, "What do you mean?"

"Bitch tried to kill me and you and…and now she's cursed me or whatever and I'm done," Inuyasha sighed exasperatedly, looking seriously put out that they'd brought up this subject which was clearly killing his buzz, "I'm so done with her. It's just one thing after another after…"

"She's fucking pack, you asshole!" the demonic Inuyasha bellowed as he stormed over to tower over the human and jabbed his finger in his chest, "You don't turn your back on fucking pack members no matter how much they piss you off!"

"Oooohhhh," Shippo exclaimed then before getting a thoughtful look on his face, "That explains a lot."

"How?" Sango muttered under her breath before a faint blush blossomed on her cheeks when the demonic version sent her a withering glare before he turned crimson eyes back on the human version of himself.

"This right here is why you're the fucking worst!" the human bellowed back in a very attitudinal, very…uh, teenagey way that had Sango and Miroku exchanging slightly amused yet uneasy glances, "Always with the instincts and the fighting and the…"

"Stop acting like a fucking child! You're a hundred and fucking fifty! Grow the fuck up!" the demon bellowed as he took a menacing step forward, "You're so fucking selfish! What you're going to leave your pack? You're going to abandon the mission? What is your…"

"Maybe I don't care about the mission. Maybe you need to grow up," the human spat back as he folded his arms in front of his chest and glowered at his other half, "Maybe you need to realize I'm my own person."

For a moment, the inutaichi was concerned that the demon version was about to absolutely pummel his human self. The demon's knuckles had turned white from how hard his fist were balled up and he was literally shaking form the effort of holding back. After a moment, though, the demon merely huffed in frustration and took a deep calming breath before turning to Kagome, "Go ahead and fucking sit me already. I don't even give a shit that I'll go down too."

"Aren't you going to make him submit?" Miroku teased as he held his hand to his chest in mock offense, "One might accuse you of nepotism."

"Don't know what nepotism means but the alpha female has the right to punish the Alpha male, "Inuyasha groaned as he threw a very red face and shocked looking Kagome an exasperated glare, "This is your problem."

"Oh please, what's she going to do? Only person that'll be slammed to the ground is you," the human snorted as he rolled his eyes, "Fuck you and your holier than now attitude. You were a mindless monster only a few days ago. I don't gotta listen to anything you say."

"You need to learn when to shut the fuck up!" the demon bellowed back angrily, a vein clearly throbbing in his temple, "Do you know the bullshit I've had to go through to stay with them? All you're doing is making us look bad!"

When the human merely smirked at him, the demon turned irate eyes on the miko, "Kagome! Aren't you going to fucking address this? I mean, damn woman!"

As Kagome groaned and buried her face in her hands, the human snorted once before bursting into loud guffaws.

"She doesn't have any control over me and neither do you," the human rolled his eyes as he sent a devilish grin at his demonic half, "so what're going do? Hit yourself?"

"That's exactly what I'm gunna do," the demon snarled. As the demon's foot collided solidly with his human counterparts chest making him fly back a good ten feet, the silver haired Inuyasha smirked before straightening up, brushing himself and sending a glare at the other members of the inutaichi.

"Do you guys have some complaint?" the demon snarled to which the rest of the group merely slowly shook their heads. With that he stormed away into the trees as Sango and Miroku followed after him.