Bill's Goddess Adventure
A: Is It Wrong To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon Story
Chapter 13
They had arrived to the safe room, Bill was still slimy from the Boss Monster from the floor above, though he DID keep a souvenir from the lizard creature: it's tooth. "Are you going to keep souvenirs from each monster?" Matt asked
"Basically...I'm a bit concerned about the furs from the other room to be honest." Bill spoke wiping the mucus from his hair, it was now half spiked and half streaked back
"It's good equipment." Sachi added
"Anything else besides that?" Matt asked
"It's a good source of money." Bill chuckled as they sat down for a good rest. 'And I think...I might be able to make something from the furs...as soon as I clean them.'
"What time is it?" Sachi asked
"Err...I don't know. I lost track back on floor 15." Bill sweat dropped
"Must be mid afternoon." Matt answered
"So let's stay for half an hour before heading back up." Bill offered
"Sounds good." Matt nodded
"So, what're you going to do with your share of the treasure Matt?" Sachi asked
"Well, most likely new potions and other similar stuff."
"Simple yet a good plan." Bill commented "I can't wait to wash this stuff off."
"That slime is valuable; alchemists go crazy for that stuff." Matt spoke
"Three-Headed Lizard slime is "valuable" for alchemists?" Bill deadpanned "Cause I'm NOT making a habit of this." He pointed to his chest that was still covered in slime.
"That's why alchemists go crazy for it. NO-ONE wants to be eaten by those sorts of creatures." Matt answered
"Does this slime dry quickly?" Bill asked
"No, it takes a while." Matt answered
"And who knows, Lady Hera might like washing you." Sachi teased
"SACHI!" Bill yelled as he blushed
"... Huh?" Matt asked
"N-Nothing! She's just saying crazy stuff!" Bill defended
"You're cute when you're flustered." Sachi laughed
Bill gulped, blushing brighter
"Err...is there something I should know?" Matt asked
"There isn't anything to tell!" Bill defended, though he was blushing brighter
"He and Lady Hera kiss all the time." She giggled
"SACHI!" Bill blushed and began to chase her
"You...Kiss your goddess?" Matt remained unfazed
"Yeah he does! Sometimes for hours." Sachi teased
"Matt doesn't need to know that! And that's a LIE!" Bill snapped
"Aww love." Matt smiled
"Gotcha!" Bill grabbed Sachi and rolled around with her
"Ew-ew-ew! Slimy!" Sachi struggled then slipped out
"Damn it!" Bill snapped and slipped onto his face. "... Ow..."
"Need a hand?" Matt asked
"Please...And...I need an alchemist." Bill accepted it
"Alright then." Matt pulled him up
*Time Skip*
"Okay, the last vial." An older man spoke taking off the last of Bill's slime.
"I hope so; I've lost the feeling in my ass." Bill asked as he was sitting on a stool being de-slimed by the man and two elf prodigies
"You big baby." Sachi frowned
"You sit still here for five hours and see if yours doesn't go numb Sachi." Bill answered
"It was one hour, Bill." Matt laughed
"Being touched in places I'd rather not mention, WHILE sitting still! Time slows..." Bill commented
"We better to back before Lady Hera gets worried." Sachi said
"You go, I'll catch up." Bill spoke "Unless we're done here?"
"No, no...We're done here. We'll sort payment for tomorrow, thank you." the alchemist spoke
"Thanks." Bill got off the stool
"We're going together." Sachi frowned
"Alright, alright...Hey Matt; thanks for giving us a hand with the floors." Bill spoke
"No problem." Matt chuckled "Let's go trade these crystals in."
They shook hands and are now heading towards the exit
"Thanks for getting that slime off of me." Bill waved
"Thank you for your donation to the sciences." the elves waved as the small party left.
"They were cute." an elf smiled
*Back home*
Hera hummed as she brushed her hair, nervous
"Oh Bill...Sachi...I hope you get home safe..." Hera thought to herself.
She muttered bitterly to herself, feeling sad and nervous
"Bye Matt. Thanks for splitting the crystals with us." Sachi's voice spoke
"Bye you two." Matt's voice answered
"Bill! Sachi!" Hera sighed in relief.
She ran out and hugged them before they even entered the house, nearly knocking them over
"Whoa!" the pair shouted as they were knocked over. Hera and Bill were accidentally in a kiss.
"Hmm..." Hera moaned lightly as she hugged him.
Bill's eyes had widened, but soon closed as he returned the kiss happily
"Knew it. Oof!" Sachi teased then was pushed away by Bill "Jerk." She teased
"Hmm hmm." Bill answered which translated to "Don't care." "Are you okay Lady Hera?"
"Better now." Hera smiled
She hugged him tightly, sighing happily
"Can you two get up?" Sachi asked kindly
"Five minutes." Bill chuckled
"Ten." Hera argued
"Fifteen if I can get us to bed?" He smirked
And that snapped Hera out of it, remembering what was going on and jumped back with a blush
"Are you okay?" Bill asked kindly.
"Th... That was a bit forward." She blushed
"Oh...Right, sorry. I didn't mean anything "extreme" by it." Bill apologized
"It's okay." She nodded
"I got you a present." Bill blushed lightly
"Really? What is it?" Hera asked
Bill got up and pulled out some soft and well made clothes. "It's not the best you've gotten...but it's made from the pelts we got."
"It's beautiful." She smiled
"Y-You're sure?" Bill asked
"I'm sure; thank you." Hera took the clothes kindly.
Holding it close to her chest and kissed him softly
"Are you two going to make out there still?" Sachi teased
"Not now Sachi!" Bill and Hera shouted back
Sachi giggled, smiling
"Oh I've got something to tell you: we've been invited to Persephone's and Hades' home for tea." Hera spoke
"Awesome!" Bill smiled
"Have you turned the crystals in?" Hera asked
"... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" They both gasped
"Is there still time?" Sachi asked
"I dunno!" Bill panicked
"They're open 24/7." Hera rolled her eyes "Exchange them on our way to their house."
"Oh thank goodness." Bill sighed in relief. "I should get changed. I'm pretty sure I've still got Lizard slime somewhere on my person."
"Same. Minus the slime." Sachi nodded
"Wait...Slime? What happened?" Hera asked in slight worry
"I got swallowed by a three headed serpent. Cleaved its head off but was covered with slime." Bill explained
"What?!" She gasped
"Yeah...That's why we were a bit late." Bill answered
"Are you okay?!"
"Nothing we couldn't handle." Bill answered
"We got a nice little bonus from the alchemists." Sachi smiled
"Bonus?" Hera asked
"We sold the slime; the alchemist is going to give it to us tomorrow." Bill answered
"You didn't get it then?" She frowned "They scammed you!"
"What?" Bill asked gaining a blue glint in his eyes
"If they didn't give you the money, they weren't going to give it to you." Hera answered
Bill's eyes turned a shade of blue and gritted his teeth. "Damn it..."
"Bill...your eyes." Hera gasped
"Huh? What about my eyes?" Bill asked as they reverted to normal
"They were just...Never mind; go get your money." Hera answered
"It won't take five minutes." Bill spoke
*At the alchemists*
"So much...foolish greenhorns..." The alchemist smiled to himself, as he totalled up the slime and converted it to money.
"Sir...Are you SURE we can't give them any money? They DO deserve it." one of the elves spoke in worry
"They were foolish enough to leave without being paid; THEIR loss." the alchemist snapped
"B-But sir...? AH!" the second elf spoke then received a slap
"QUITE! YOU serve ME!" The alchemist shouted
"Yes sir." They nodded
The front door rang "Go and serve them, I'VE got a fortune to fix." The alchemist spoke
"May we leave sir?" the elves asked
"Yes, go...sort yourselves out. I'm busy." The alchemist spoke
They nodded, walking away. They knew they had to do something...
"Sister...what're we going to do?" The first elf asked. She had light blue hair light blue eyes and B-Cup breasts
"I don't know...What if...We go to the Judge-Hall? Maybe that'd help?" The second elf asked. She had dark green hair and amber eyes and A-Cup breasts
"We are slave elves Zelda, they won't listen to us." The blue haired elf frowned
"True." The green haired girl nodded with a sigh "Any ideas Shiek?"
"... We... Could give them the money when he is asleep?" The now named Zelda shrugged
"Maybe...Maybe we could...buy our freedom. What if we do that?" Sheik wondered
"He wouldn't free us...even if we mentioned it, he'd set the freedom price too high." Zelda answered "And every time we would get close he would increase the price."
"What if...What if someone bought us?" Shiek wondered "That nice customer...he would be a good Master."
"Again, he wouldn't let it." Zelda sighed "Let's just steal the money that nice customer deserves and bring it to the Guild."
"Okay...we'll do it tonight." Sheik nodded
*With Bill and Sachi*
"You think we're going to get the money?" Sachi asked
"I hope so." Bill answered "... I have no idea where we are going." He deadpanned
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" Sachi snapped
"We don't know his shop, do we?!" He shot back
"You...have a point..." Sachi admitted in embarrassment
"Head home?" Bill suggested
"Yeah...maybe there'll be something tomorrow." Sachi nodded
"Plus we've got a party to get to." Bill smiled
"Very true. Do you and Lady Hera want first shower or shall I?" Sachi teased
"Sachi...!" Bill blushed and began to chase her
To be continued
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