Pretty Little PSYCHO!

Naruto fanfic

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Chapter 3: I'm Insane

Sakura returned to Sasuke's apartment with a couple of Naruto's bags filled with some things she thought Naruto would see as important: her clothes, her rather large collection of scrolls, her weapons, her sheets, clock, house décor, some potted plants, and a strange fox plushy that she could have sworn was looking at her. The plush doll seemed to possess the same dark aura that Naruto had used in the hospital room, during the Chunin Exams, and at the bridge to Nami.

Weird.

She was actually surprised at what she saw upon entering the apartment.

The room was literally upside down, with books flying around like birds and all the lights glowing black, shedding the room in negative light. Naruto was sitting on the couch on the ceiling, playing what sounded like a fighting game. She had a black rod-thing in her mouth, and aside from her dark blue boxers and unzipped jacket, was naked.

Sasuke was hanging upside down from the wall, wearing black shorts and a light orange high collared shirt, pinned to the wall by several kunai knifes stuck in the loose edges of his clothing, as well as one very close to his junk. He had a black ball in his mouth and a sign hanging from his neck as though he was right-side up. She couldn't read it but it looked familiar somehow.

'… This is genjutsu,' she deducted. She weaved the necessary hand seal and broke the illusion.

The room was back to how it was before. No flying books, no negative light. Naruto's boxers and jacket were orange one again, and the rod held between her teeth turned out to be a pregnancy test, business end out. She looked closer at it and sighed with relief.

Negative. Whatever had happened, Naruto was safe.

Sakura then went over to Sasuke, whose clothes were back to their normal blue and white. The ball turned out to be the boy's own underwear, and she recognized the language on the sign to be Yokaic, the language of demons, which was taught to her by Naruto when they were very young, although she only knew about a dozen letters.

'Im-r—natin- -a-tar-'

With some time and difficulty, Sakura was able to decipher the message.

'Impregnating bastard'.

She looks at Sasuke. "You didn't tell her the blue line means no baby, did you?" she asks. The boy looks hardly at her. "I never even saw the test after Naruto took it, I thought she read the instructions, and… Wait, it's negative?" Sasuke asks with a hint of relief.

Sakura nods. "What the hell happened after I left?" Sasuke sighed. "Half an hour after you left I went into the bathroom to see what was taking Naruto so long, one thing lead to another, and the condom broke."

"ULTRA COMBOOOOOO!"

Sasuke and Sakura looked over and saw Naruto was tossing aside the controller; clearly she was done with the game. She got up and went to the kitchen before she saw Sasuke was no longer hanging. Before anyone knew it Sasuke was imbedded into the nearest wall as the head of a hammer hovered where the raven-haired boy once stood. Naruto then put away the hammer (somehow) and started laughing maniacally. Sakura reached into one of the bags she had and pulled out a sack of what she knew was Naruto's third favourite food.

Chocolate orbs.

Sakura walked over to the window and tossed several of the chocolate balls out into the street. She stepped aside as an orange blur shot out the window.

She then pulled Sasuke out of the wall.

"So, you and Naruto-" Sasuke cut her off there. "Yes. I think she was using an aphrodisiac," he muttered.

Naruto then walked back through the window and collapsed on the couch. Sakura turned to the blond girl and shook her head before she headed out back home. Sasuke walked over and sat on the couch.

"The blue line means no kids. The red cross is what you can react like that to," he stated. He did not expect the reaction he got.

Naruto looked at Sasuke with big tear-filled puppy eyes. She then pressed her face into the couch and fell asleep. 'Makes sense, it's ten at night.'

Sasuke reached into one of the bags Sakura had brought and pulled out a pillow and a blanket for Naruto, then carried the girl to his own room. A proper gentleman never makes a lady sleep on the couch.

Sasuke then thought of something as he put the blond woman down on his bed.

Inochi Yamanaka had said Naruto was mentally unstable, possibly insane.

So why was the worst she'd done some maniacal laughter and her major freak-out when she thought she was pregnant. And both of those were quite common in the elemental nations.

"Maybe…," he muttered to himself, "Maybe it's still bottled up. Maybe she's the kind that can switch from sensible to total nut on a whim, and that whim has yet to show. Or maybe something's keeping her in check. But what?"

He stood there for a good few minutes, thinking. He came to a conclusion.

"I need to go in her head, somehow, and see what's going on in there. Could Yamanaka have been lying?"

Sasuke put a hand over Naruto's eyes and brushed them open. She didn't react so she was still asleep. He looked into her eyes and started pumping chakra into his own. 'Luckily this power only needs eye contact, not active consciousness.'

"SHARINGAN!"

Sasuke looked into Naruto's now tomoe filled eyes. "Show me the darkness," he said simply.

The room started to slowly fill with dark, mystical energy. Sasuke started seeing shapes in the darkness; people, buildings, monsters. He soon found himself in a pure white hallway. There were silver panels on the walls, with doors next to each one. Sasuke noticed the floor was covered knee deep with clear water, and wisps of dark energy flowed over the surface.

Sasuke started walking in the direction the water was flowing, and as he walked he saw a number of strange and bewildering things;

Books were flapping their pages, and scrolls seemed to ride an imaginary wind. People he recognized and people he did not walked past, on the floor, the walls, the ceiling, all in negative light. Animals of every color of the rainbow walked in and out of focus. The air was filled with a quiet, rhythmic sound, like singing, but in a language he'd never heard before.

He eventually found himself as a crossroad with three doors. The door in front of him was like a prison door, made up if metal bars, from which the water flowed, the room beyond filled with darkness.

The door to his right was wide open, but was glowing brightly. This door had a silver panel next to it.

The door to his left had a tag on it, with the same type of symbols that Naruto put on the sign she'd hung around his neck earlier. The door itself was orange.

Sasuke walked over to the open door, when something in the panel made him stop.

Earlier the panel was pure silver, but now it had a picture of him, years earlier, when Sasuke had defended Naruto from some bullies, before they became rivals. When Sasuke stepped back, the panel returned to silver. 'Weird,' Sasuke thought. He decided to ignore that door for now.

He then reached his hand between the bars for the barred door, and saw the room wasn't dark; it was in negative light! He heard a deep growl before pulling his arm back, as a massive set of jaws snapped where his hand had been. Sasuke jumped to the side to avoid being seen by the… whatever it was.

This action, however, knocked him into the third door, opening it, and he tumbled into the room. What he saw when he opened his eyes shocked him to no end.

Everything in the room was negative, save for the woman in the middle. The room had a queen sized bed, a number of doors, a cage, a vanity, a punching dummy, and a…

'What in the name of Kami is that?'

It looked like a table, but had straps and chains on it. Along the edges were numerous satchels and pockets, filled with things he could not see.

In the middle of the bed sat Lay Naruto, wearing a very loose purple-blue kimono with an orangey-brown obi. The kimono was very loose on her, exposing her shoulders and almost the entire topside of her breasts, as well as most of her right leg and her entire left leg. Her hair was longer, and tied into twin, high ponytails that reached down past her shoulders. Her right sleeve was bunched up and stopped at the crook of her elbow, while her left sleeve went down past her hand, only her fingers were in view.

The room felt warm and cool at the same time. Sasuke turned to get another look at the room and saw a shape in the vanity's mirror that shouldn't have been there. Sasuke sat down at the vanity and looked into the mirror. He saw Naruto and himself, it looked like they were cuddling. Then he saw they were underwater, and there was steam wafting from the pool in thick layers. There were bubbles in the water, but they weren't suds.

The water was boiling. And that was the least of it.

Sasuke saw images twisted and pulled in mad patterns, a world of complete and utter Chaos, filled with torture, murder, and all manner of pain. He saw hundreds of people, almost all from the Konoha village, suffering in every conceivable way. Ageing, starvation, addiction, intoxication, rage, loneliness, destruction, fire, ice, stone, some fast and some slow, things no one could imagine while still sane.

Sasuke turned away, fearing for his own sanity, and was met face to face with a smiling Naruto. But it wasn't a kind smile, or the fake smiles Naruto normally wore, or even the sultry one that Naruto had been wearing almost all afternoon.

It was one of pure insanity. Of Madness incarnate.

The door Sasuke had entered through slammed shut, and bars criss-crossed over it.

Sasuke was trapped.

Until a wisp of dark energy shot out of the cage in the wall opposite and he blacked out.

Sasuke woke up with a cold sweat. He was back in his own bed, and all the dark energy was gone. Naruto lay in the bed next to him, snuggling into his side, still wearing the jacket and boxers, but also wrapped in the blanket. Sasuke was still in his shorts and shirt.

Sasuke lay back down and thought about what he saw.

"… I need to protect her. Her mind is fragile, and I need to protect what's left. It is partially my fault this happened," he said to himself, before falling asleep.

He never noticed Naruto smile when she heard those words. She snuggled deeper into her man before letting sleep take over.

She'd punish Sasuke in the morning.

Chapter 3 end.

Okay, this was a doozy to do, but I got it done! Sasuke now knows what's happening in Naruto's head.

In this story, Sharingan can make people do what you want, regardless as to whether you are counties or not. In this case, it can even make people use ninja magic in their sleep.

Next time, Sasuke will regret hypnotising Naruto… or will he? Also, lots of bashing.

(Shadow JAFF fads into darkness)