Bill's Goddess Adventure
A: Is It Wrong To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon Story
Chapter 31
*Outside of the universe*
"Oh my god...That was traumatising." Ghost shuddered in shock being held by his waifu.
"... You okay man?" Grey raised an eyebrow, relaxing and drinking a large ice cold coke with his arm wrapped around his girl like nothing was wrong
"Okay...Okay?! That was the most traumatising section of that universe! I know there's a tone of porn out there but...Jesus CHRIST! How are YOU not affected?" Ghost answered
"We have seen the exact same stuff but with girl/girl or the guy dominating. You expect me to freak out just because the men were being dominated this time?" Grey deadpanned "And it's not like that would be rape. She was a dominatrix and they'd have a safe word. And there is South Park. And it's not like they even went to deep into that stuff. Seriously. Have you NEVER ended up on the weird side of the internet?"
"That may be true Grey...But the weirdest thing I've ever seen on the internet was furry futanari stuff. I'm not used to seeing that level of porn." Ghost admitted
"Oh please, that's not even the worst stuff." Luna waved off before turning to the camera "And no we will NOT be doing that stuff."
"Dildos and half-humans: yes. Furry Futanari's: no." Catherine clarified "Do you feel better?"
"One request?" Ghost asked
"Of course." Catherine nodded as her husband whispered in her ear. "Oh alright." she sighed and kissed him as she sat on his lap "Better?"
"Better..." Ghost sighed in relief.
"I wasn't talking about that." Luna rolled her eyes before she coughed "No scat, bestiality, guro, weight increase, fart play, dipper play, cannibalism, dismemberment, netorape, netori, pregnancy fuck, birth fuck or other such stuff."
"...I didn't need to KNOW any of that shit!" Ghost answered "Grey is there any beer in the supplies?"
"Go ahead. And trust me, anything in there you don't know about you don't WANT to know about. But we needed to make it clear to the audience." Grey nodded
"Thanks...Some gloves are off in this story aren't they?" Ghost asked
"I doubt we'll show much more of them." Grey waved off
"Maybe every now and again to pop in there and have some variety. Besides that it'll mostly be Bill and his girls. Maybe Cersei and Thor or Lupe and Artemis." Luna nodded
"Besides, it was YOUR idea to check in on them." Grey added
"Don't lay it ALL on me..." Ghost rolled his eyes
*Back in the story*
It was a few days later; Bill, Matt, Sachi and Cersei were currently in the dungeon on one of the lower floors. And Cersei looked WRECKED; lack of sleep will do that to a person.
"Are you alright Cersei? You look like death." Matt commented, being worried for his friend
"It's my mother..." Cersei answered
"Oh gods what's happened?" Bill asked
"It's nothing bad... I think." She assured
"What happened?" Sachi asked
"I don't want to think about it...But Ulfric and Filch aren't sitting down easily." Cersei spoke
"... lalalalalalalala! Not listing!" Bill yelled
"...What is wrong with your mother?" Matt groaned covering his rear.
Cersei shook her head "She hasn't had any "fun" in ages...She's just over enthusiastic."
"LALALALALALALALA!" Bill continued, but louder
"And with Bill's brothers being 'bad boys' she started to treat them like bad kids and it brought out her... 'naughtier' side." Cersei finished
Bill just passed out from hearing that...and the fact he ran out of air trying to block out Cersei's words.
"BILL!" Sachi yelled
"Oh boy...I think I may have broken his brain." Cersei flinched in shock.
"Yeah, you think?" Sachi snapped lightly as she tried to wake him up.
*time skip*
Bill was waking up from his mind-blocking, though it failed miserably. He was okay now. "Why did I do that...It was stupid..." He groaned, holding his head
He was back at his home, sitting next to Hera
"Lady Hera." He blinked
"I'm glad you're awake. Cersei gave you a fright." Hera sighed
"Yeah...Kinda tough for my brain to comprehend." Bill admitted
Hera nodded, holding his hand gently
A knock came from the front door of their home, waiting for a response
"Who's that?" Bill asked
"I think that's Lupe." Hera answered
Bill nodded and opened the door
"Hey, Bill." The Demi-Human waved.
"Hey Lupe. What's up?" Bill asked
"Thought I'd just come over and give some good news." Lupe answered
"What is it?" Bill and Hera asked
"I've joined the Artemis Familia." Lupe smiled
"That's great." They smiled
"Yeah, it is. I just hope I'm worthy enough to respond to their generosity." Lupe answered
"Lupe...You're a good person. I know it. It'll be fine." Bill responded.
"Thank you." Lupe nodded
To be continued
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