Bill's Goddess Adventure
A: Is It Wrong To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon Story
Chapter 33
Stephen . Selman . 39: A very good question. Here's the answer: When writing this story, I didn't know the manga/anime and so didn't know the characters. BUT when Grey recommended it, I became familiar with them. So, we wanted to write a story BASED in the same universe but not focussing on the main characters. Kind of like Star Wars Rogue One (Same universe, but not solely based on the Skywalker family).
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It was the next morning, the Zeus Familia were doing their normal routines; mainly the expecting mothers were checking their babes, the fighters were readying their weapons for the dungeons
Hera was sat on her 'throne', waiting
"Lady Hera, is everything to your satisfaction?" A Familia member asked
"Yes." She mumbled
"Don't bother asking her...EVERYTHING here is good." Zeus smiled, wiping off some water from his face. Seemingly from a shower.
But Hera knew better. She always did
"A breakfast feast. We need one." Zeus ordered with a smile
"Yes father." They bowed
'Father from Familia? Or blood? How many will satisfy you, Zeus?' She thought sadly
Suddenly explosions and the road of battle could be heard
"What the Hades!?" Zeus yelled in shock
"Do not curse our brother." Hera mumbled
"What's happening?" Zeus demanded
"My Lord!" The Familia spoke as they looked into it.
"The Aphrodite, Artemis and Thor Familia's are attacking!"
"WHAT?!" Zeus roared in anger, shaking the house
'The...The familia.' Hera thought hopefully and in shock.
All of them. They were connected to Bill.
"Get her away." Zeus ordered. "Kill all who dare threaten us!"
"Huh?" Hera blinked
"Yes, sir." The familia answered, some leading Hera away while others went to battle.
"Let go of me!" She snapped
"Sorry, Lady Hera. You can't go!" The Familia held her back.
"Let go!" She snapped, fighting against them as they dragged her away
*Outside*
"Think that got their attention?" Sachi asked
"If it didn't, they're heavy sleepers." Bill quipped
"We will distract them, hold them off." Artemis explained/ordered "You two, Matt, Cersei and Lupe will go in and rescue Lady Hera."
"Thank you, Lady Artemis. Let's go, team." Bill nodded and lead the charge.
"Let's get this bastard!" Lupe snarled
"I'm with you Bill." Matt smiled at his friend who he helped teach the ways of an adventurer
"I'm not losing our mother." Sachi added, thinking back to when she was on her own.
Cersei smiled at Bill, who was basically family at this point, and nodded
"HALT! By order of Lord Zeus, we WILL retaliate!" The familia called out, a small party of about twenty.
"Four to one...Bad odds." Lupe commented
"For them." Cersei smiled
"And we have permission to kill any of your Familia who resist arrest for your crimes, as given sanction by the Adventurer's guild!" Bill called as a counter, glad that Kurumu had been pushing hard for something like that since Hera disappeared
The Zeus Familia's eyes widened in shock...But they kept their resolve. "You're NOT entering!"
"...Then we do this the hard way." Bill frowned, drawing his sword.
"Let's do this!" Lupe roared as she charged
"Kill them!" One of the larger Familia called out
"RARGH!" Bill roared, using his Farna and rushed into the fight.
He slashed his sword, dodging another attack
"You'll FA-AH!" The Zeus Familia roared before getting a sword in his gut.
"Just shut up." Matt scoffed
"Ha!" Cersei called, crushing a Zeus Familia members head in with her battle hammer
"Like crushing a melon." Cersei commented
"How do YOU know that?" Sachi asked as she blocked a sword
"I had practice." Cerise answered, crushing through the armour of another Zeus Familia
Bill frowned, slashing faster
'We're coming, Lady Hera...We're coming!' Bill thought as he saw the blood of the Zeus Familia fly past his eyes
*with Hera*
"Let. Me. OUT!" She banged on the doors that held her in, being guarded by four guards, some of the strongest of Zeus' progeny.
"No." One frowned "We cannot disobey Lord Zeus."
"...How blind are you?" Hera frowned as she wept for them. "Zeus always has been and always will be a monster."
"He told us that you'd say that." Another spoke
"Do you know that he's your father? In MORE than just the Familia term?" Hera asked
"Of course."
Hera gasped in shock, was he THAT open about it? "Did...he tell you...or did you figure it out yourselves?"
"Of course we know." One frowned "We were raised here."
"And you still defend him? Treating you as his pawns? Not as...not as children or-" Hera asked
"We've made up our minds, Lady Hera...We'll defend our father." The fourth answered
"... You are all pathetic." She frowned
"And you left him." The fifth answered
'He left ME first.' She frowned
*Back in the fight*
"Oof-GKK!" The last member of the front lines fell to Bill's blade.
"Let's go." He ordered his team
"We're with ya." Matt answered following inside.
As they kicked in the doors of the Zeus Familia home, Matt raised his shield, he wasn't taking an above attack
The group moved carefully, going up the building calmly
To each of the sides were depictions of Zeus: His accomplishments and the women he laid with, his former Familia and their children.
"Gods, he's in love with himself; isn't he?" Cersei asked
"Beyond in love." Bill deadpanned
"Obsessed?" Sachi asked
"Much better." Lupe answered
"FIRE!" Voices shouted as a barrage of stones dropped on them
"Stones? Really?" Matt frowned, casting a spell and blasting the stones away harmlessly
But as soon as the stones were connected with magic, they caught fire and exploded to catch them off guard.
"The hell?!" Sachi yelled
"Bullet Pebbles. Just keep running!" Cersei snapped
"I'll hold them off!" She said, spinning her hammer and using magic with the spinning to make a storm to hold the rocks back so they would go off near the Zeus Familia
"AH!" The Zeus Familia yelled
"Keep going!" Matt called out, leading the defence.
Bill, Sachi and Matt ran off, leaving Cersei to battle the Zeus Familia
"One against the Familia...VERY bad form." One of the familia called out
"Least I'm not hiding behind distractions." Cersei answered and crushed the pillars supporting the floor.
"And even then, it is a bad choice for YOU." she grinned
*With the others*
"You think she'll be alright?" Lupe asked
"She's not the best in the Thor Familia for nothing." Matt answered as they ran.
"She can do this." Bill nodded
"FOR ZEUS!" A man shouted, coming from the ceiling and landed on top of the four.
Lupe growled, blocking the attack
"You!" Lupe snarled
"Hello, Lupe." Lupe's former fiancée responded simply.
"Go, I've got this." Lupe answered
"Be careful." Bill nodded
"Will do." Lupe answered as they left
Lupe span her sword, getting into a low defensive stance
"They'll fail, Lupe. You know it." The man spoke
"No. They won't." She glared
"Lightning!" Lupe's Ex-Fiancé called out
*With the others*
"Think Lupe can handle herself?" Matt asked
"Must you ask that?" Bill responded
"Stupid question." Sachi nodded, before her sensitive ears picked up on an enemy and unleashed a barrage of arrows
"ARGH!" The enemy was caught in the line of fire
"Go, I'll hold this one off!" Sachi spoke
"This seems to be a thing." Matt commented, running off
"Bill." Sachi said, kissing his cheek when he tried to argue "Go."
"... Okay." He nodded in a bit of shock, running off
'I love you, Bill.' She thought as she shot her arrows
"It's down to us." Matt spoke.
"Yeah...Like that first time, we met in the dungeons." Bill answered
"Yeah, I called you "Greenhorn"...You're a freaking boss now." Matt smiled
"I owe you a lot Matt." Bill smiled
"You owe me the biggest meal in Alicia's Pub and a drinking contest!" Matt laughed
"Fine." He smiled "Let's keep going."
"I'm with ya." Matt nodded
The two where now in the tower, arriving in front of Hera's cell
"How...many...stairs?!" Bill yelled
But they were ready, swords drawn against the four guards
"You're not going to halt here." The guards spoke
"I doubt that." Bill answered, unleashing his Farna.
The two charged, slashing and entering the battle
The four swords clashed against Bill's and Matt's blade and shield, holding them back
But they were working hard and fast, overpowering them
"Where do you get this strength?!" One of the Familia gasped
"We are fighting for someone we care about." Matt said simply, kicking one guy out of a window
"AHHHHHHHHH!" The guy out of the window screamed.
Bill pinned another against a wall and his blade to the Familia's throat. "Where is Lady Hera?" He demanded
"Bill?" Hera called from the cell
"Hera!" Bill called out
"Go! Get her out. I'll take these losers!" Matt answered blocking a mace.
Bill nodded, slashing at the bars and cutting them down
"Bill!" Hera smiled seeing him.
"Lady Hera." Bill smiled and then frowned seeing her chained up. "Stand back." He spoke as he cut the chains off of her.
As soon as the chains where gone she more or less tackled him, hugging him
"I missed you." He whispered, holding her close.
"I love you." She whispered
"I love you too." Bill kissed her cheek. "Let's get out of here."
Hera nodded with a smile
"Good. I just threw this last guy out another window." Matt spoke
"Do...you have a flinging problem?" Bill asked
"No...I got it under control." Matt chuckled "I can stop any time I want." He joked
"Right side." Hera and Bill spoke
"RAH-ARGH!" A Familia ran up to him ready to kill Matt but he flung that person out of the window.
"... That was a coincidence." He blinked
"Right." Both Hera and Bill rolled their eyes.
*Downstairs*
Both Sachi and Lupe were now back to back, pinned against each other as their two enemies cornered them
They where panting tiredly, being pushed to their limits
"Give...Up...You...can't win..." The enemies panted
"We aren't going to give up." Sachi glared
"No sodding way." Lupe added, readying her blade.
"It'll be over soon." Her former fiancé spoke
"With your head at my feet." Lupe glared, charging again with her sword glowing
It didn't take long until both Sachi and Lupe struck down their respective enemies...though they didn't escape without some cuts themselves.
Lupe gave one final slash, decapitating him. Sachi shooting a final arrow into her foe's chest
"Stay dead." Sachi panted
"Fuck you." Lupe added
That was when the others arrived
"Are you two okay?" Bill asked as he saw his friends.
"Sachi! Lupe!" Hera gasped
"Hi...Lady Hera." Sachi panted
"You came to save me?" Hera asked
"Of course. All of us have." Sachi answered
"We're not leaving you to Zeus...I know what he's like." Lupe added
"Thank you..." Hera sniffed and smiled
"Come on, we've got to get moving. Cersei is probably on a warpath." Bill spoke
"Well, on the bright side, it DOES mean that we shouldn't run into any trouble." Matt smiled
"That's great...I just hope she's not doing anything over the top." Sachi groaned lightly from pain.
*with the Thor Familia member*
"TAKE. THIS!" Cersei caused a bolt of lightning from her hammer.
She shot the massive blast of magic, Zeus Familia members jumping out of the way
"Come on you pussies. Can't you take a little lightning?" She taunted
She found it especially funny since Zeus called himself a 'Thunder God'
"Cersei!" Bill called out as he was carrying Hera.
"Ah, you're alright." Cersei smiled
"Hey." He waved
"Good to see you, Lady Hera." Cersei spoke.
"Good to see you too, Cersei." Hera responded
"Let's head home." Bill spoke
"The fight's still going outside." Cersei explained
"Then let's help." Bill answered
"I can't continue fighting." Sachi admitted
"Neither can I." Lupe added
Bill nodded, not wanting his friends hurt and sighed
"Let's get out the back way then." Bill nodded
"Good idea." Matt answered.
"I hope Lady Artemis is holding the line." Lupe spoke as they left.
"Signal a retreat once we are out then!" Bill nodded, only for a figure to block their way
"Oh, bloody hell!" Bill groaned
"Hello." Zeus said darkly
"Zeus..." Hera gasped
"Zeus." Bill glared at him.
He got his sword ready, standing protectively
"You've got someone who belongs to me." Zeus spoke, holding a halberd.
"Hera doesn't belong to anyone, coward." Bill glared at him
"Hera...Come." Zeus ordered
"N-No!" Hera answered nervously
"Stay back you monster!" Bill snarled
"I'm no monster...I'm a God." Zeus answered
"And the difference is?" Bill frowned "Besides, you are FAR from being something I would consider a god." Bill glared
"Whelp." Zeus answered, swinging his halberd around and cleaved towards them, slicing the walls and columns to get to them
"Get down!" Bill yelled, pushing Hera to the floor and dodging the slash
"Aphrodite!" Matt exclaimed in shock. "How strong IS he?!"
"I took down my father. One of the older gods. You're INSECTS!" Zeus answered
"Stop talking big about yourself Zeus." Hera frowned "It is just your sword."
"And even THAT isn't big." Bill commented, knowing the myths of the gods.
Plus a jab at his manhood
"He smuggled that sword from the world of gods." Hera explained
"Well...Damn." Bill raised his blade and tried to block Zeus' halberd.
He frowned, using Hera's Charm to battle
"GAH! What kind of weapon is this?" Zeus roared in shock as his weapon was blocked by Hera's Charm
"A weapon Hephaestus made for him, from me." Hera said calmly
"Is ALL my family against me?!" Zeus snarled as he slashed at Bill's blade, not knowing that both weapons were being chipped
"You are an arrogant, evil peace of shit." Sachi scoffed, shooting arrows
Zeus grabbed a large chunk of a column in his hand and threw it at Sachi, who dodged out of the way...but her legs were pinned by the debris.
"Fucking WHORE!" Zeus roared as he broke off arrows in his back and swung around, gaining momentum to throw Matt, Lupe and Cersei into the walls and knocking them out.
"NO!" Bill yelled in anger
Bill leapt at Zeus, armed with his long sword, ready to strike the god down.
Zeus felt the killing glare at Bill and swung his halberd to hit him...But it connected to Hera's Charm...And both weapons shattered.
Zeus' halberd was only a wooden pole and Hera's Charm was broken into pieces, save for the hilt and a six-inch length shard still attached to it. Bill's eyes widened in shock...the blade that Hephaestus made for him; named after his Familia's goddess...It was broken.
But as his sword shattered he did not feel despair, he did not feel his heart or soul break. No... He almost felt set free. He felt determined to make sure the weapon given to him by the one he loved wasn't destroyed in vain
"Damn...YOU!" Zeus flung Bill away with his pole as his halberd was now almost useless.
But Bill wasn't flung away, he grabbed the pole... And didn't budge. He was like an immovable object, his ability shining brightly around him
Zeus' eyes widened in shock trying to throw Bill away. "What...ARE you?" He asked
"...I'm human." Bill answered, holding his ground as his aura grew and he was fighting back. "And I am not losing to you!"
"GRR!" Zeus stomped forward to try and get the better footing, Bill continued to hold his ground his feet digging up the floor squares with his heels. "KNEEL!"
"NO!" Bill rebelled "You... Will be punished... For EVERYTHING you've done!"
"I'll see you in TARTARUS, BOY!" Zeus roared, pushing Bill back...Until Hera's Charm was plunged into Zeus' back, held by Hera herself!
"GAH!" he yelled in pain
"THAT'S for betraying me!" Hera snapped
"CUNT!" Zeus snarled as he broke his concentration and Bill got his fist into Zeus' face
"You do not talk to her like that!" Bill said in a cold fury
"HNN!" Zeus snarled as the pain from the blade in his back and Bill's punches into his face
He gave a roar and pushed them away
Hera was flung into Sachi's arms and Bill was pushed through the floor, but still holding up.
"You think you can kill me, whelp?!" Zeus snarled as he walked over and grabbed Bill by the next, slamming him against the wall
"ARGH! ...N-No...I can't...kill you..." Bill admitted
"Know your place...Worm." Zeus brought him to his face
"I can't...Kill you...But I can make it hurt!" Bill answered, clawing at his eyes.
He tightly held Zeus's head, pushing his thumbs into his eyes
"ARGH! My eyes! MY FUCKING EYES!" Zeus roared, his eyes now bleeding from his skull
Bill fell to the floor and coughed lightly in pain
'That...worked...Can't believe it worked.' He thought while coughing.
He frowned and grabbed up a piece of Hera's Charm, slashing and cutting off a few of Zeus' fingers making golden blood squirt out
"ARGH! Bastard!" Zeus yelled as he gripped the stump of his hand, trying to throw a punch. But felt the blade twist into his back, not by Bill, but by Hera.
"This...Is for Metis! And Themis! Eurynome! Demeter! Mnemosyne! Leda! Leto! And for fucking EVERY woman with a pulse!" Hera cried as she stabbed and twisted the blade into her ex-husband's back.
Zeus screamed in agony, falling to his knees
"Hera, Hera! It's-it's okay." Bill spoke pulling her back, holding her in his arms
"It's okay." He whispered gently
"It's over." He continued
"I...I hate him." She cried.
"I know. I know." He soothed
*Time skip*
Zeus snarled as he was tied up outside the cave of the dungeon, hundreds of people watching. Kurumu was dressed up in her suit, holding a scroll in her hand
"Zeus, Son of Cronos, King of Olympus. Your Familia is hereby dissolved and your resources, frozen." Kurumu spoke
"For crimes against other Familia, you are sentenced to the Dungeon bound in chains."
Zeus looked up at the people, fully healed, but now broken and only wearing his bare clothes and the chains that were binding him. "Fools...Utter fools...You'll see...you'll need me." Zeus threatened
"Go away Zeus." Hera snarled
"Now." Kurumu ordered.
Zeus grumbled and headed to the dungeon.
Adventures where either side of him, pushing him into the dungeon
"Get your hands off me, you cretins!" Zeus grumbled as he was pushed
Bill was waiting outside the dungeon with the rest of his familia...Holding the scabbard of Hera's Charm around his waist. "Finally...it's over."
He held Hera close, smiling
"I'm sorry about your sword." Hera whispered
"I know...But...I'm just glad you're alright." Bill answered "You are more important than a sword."
"Flatterer." She smiled as she hugged him.
"We will help rebuild your home." Hephaestus smiled
"Until then you can all stay with my Familia." Aphrodite added, hugging her wife's arm
"Thank you, both." Hera answered
"Thank you very much." Bill added
The two smiled and hugged them lightly
"Come on, let's head home." Hephaestus spoke kindly leading the way.
"Bye!" Aphrodite waved, following her lover
"Bye." Bill and Hera waved.
"Well, let's go." Zelda smiled
"Yeah...Let's head home." Sachi nodded
Sheik nodded, the group walking off
The Hera familia were walking to their temporary home, their adventures were only just beginning. But for now...it has ended.
The End
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