Hello ppls! How's it goin'? Fanfiction wasn't working the whole of last week…SOOOO ANNOYING!!! Anyways we want to thank Niki T. and charmed4eva112 for giving this idea. We will be doing another Suite Life story. If you want to be a character, review and/or PM (Private message) us and tell us your name and personality. We will use the first three people we see.
"Y-Y-You're the murderer?" asked Cody pointing to a man standing right in front of him.
"No…no…of course I'm not! Do you think I'll put Carey in peril?" said the man.
"WHAT?!" said Maddie, "BUT YOU…I…HOLLYWOOD….WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!"
As everyone looked at the man, their shock had no limit. The man standing at the door was, Arwin.
"B-b-but if you're not the murderer, what are you DOING IN THE MURDERER'S HOUSE?" yelled Cody.
"I…uh…there actually…well…come see for yourself," said Arwin, gesturing at the door.
Everyone still had to let the shock absorb inside them. First Lance, now Arwin? The group followed Arwin inside. Zack was sitting in front of the TV, as if nothing happened.
"Zack! You're okay!" said Cody.
"Oh, hi Cody!" said Zack, "Could you hold on for a sec? Dancing with the Stars is coming on. Wanna watch?"
"No thanks," said Cody, making an angry face, "Zack…what's the matter with you?! I CAME HERE ALL THE WAY FROM BOSTON JUST TO SEE YOU WATCHING DANCING WITH THE STARS?!?!"
"It's not my fault!" said Zack, "this girl, Sara Evans, is SUPER hot! Too bad she's withdrawing right now; people say it's due to her divorce…"
"Zack, guess what? I DON'T CARE!!! I came here to save you and Mom! Can't you be the least bit excited? And who is the murderer? That reminds me…ARWIN!!!"
"WHAT?!?!" yelled Arwin.
"GET OVER HERE!"
"OKAY!"
"SIT ON THE COUCH!"
"Cody, Arwin, STOP YELLING!" yelled Maddie.
"Look who's talking," said Cody, rolling his eyes. "Arwin, why are you here, what's going on here, and who is the murderer?"
"Okay, first of all, I'm not a murderer…I haven't even murdered anyone." Replied Arwin.
"Were you the one who wrote the note?!"
"Uh…maybe."
"Just tell the truth Arwin…"
"Fine, I wrote the note, I took your mom and your brother, but no matter what people say, I was not the one on the phone."
"Arwin, how did you get the keys to our suite?"
"Oh! You know how i work in the basement? Yah… Mr. Moseby keeps them there. Anyways, let me tell you what happened last night…"
Arwin's Flashback
(A/N Arwin is wearing thief type clothes…like you know a black blind fold type thing and black shirt and pants…you get it, right?)
"I took the keys from the basement and i tiptoed to your suite around 2:00 so i wouldn't wake anyone up. I opened the door and I quickly shut off the alarm. Unfortunately Carey, oh that beautiful woman has ears like a hawk, heard the first beep and woke up. Boy, is she a light sleeper! Anyways, I tied her up and I went to your room to actually get you, since we don't want the smart one figuring out the case. But since you guys were twins and it was dark, I ended up taking your brother. Actually that was really funny. Ahem…anyways, I tied Zack up too and I took them down to the car and Lance, 'the murderer', and I took off."
Normal P.O.V.
"I know it was wrong, but it was fun. I mean, Sparky didn't even see us! Ha! Ha! Ha! He's so slow HAHAHA! sigh I crack myself up." Arwin explained.
"So what you're saying is that you're actually an accomplice of the actual murderer er-kidnapper," said Cody, thoughtfully.
"Uh…yeah..pretty much," said Arwin.
"THEN WHO'S THE MURDERER?!" Cody shouted.
Just when he shouted that, he saw his mother crying in the corner. Now that he thought about it, he didn't even see Carey when he came back.
"M-mom? What's wrong?"
"Cody, it's terrible. I just figured out who the murderer is. Not even Arwin knows who it is!" exclaimed Carey.
"What? I thought Arwin knew who the murderer was! There is no way…wait…Arwin? What's your side of the story?"
"Cody, I-uh-I don't know who the murderer is, he was wearing a mask that day, and he never told me who he was. So…I'm sorry."
"It's okay, Mom knows who he is, right? Who is it, Mom?"
"It's-it's-Kurt!" said Carey, her eyes full of tears.
"Seriously, who is it?"
"Cody, I'm serious! Kurt t-told me yesterday!"
"Mom! Why would Dad do something like that?! No matter what, I'm sorry, I just can't believe you. Sorry Mom."
"Hi, Cody," said a man standing in front of the doorway.
"Huh? Dad! Now you can tell Mom it wasn't you who kidnapped her and Zack. Right? Right Dad?"
"Cody, I can't say that," said Kurt.
"Why not?"
"Because-because it was me."
"REALLY?!"
"Really…"
"Dad! Dad…I HATE YOU!" shouted Cody, as he ran outside.
"Cody! Cody wait!"
"Give it up, Kurt," said Mr. Moseby, "you've done enough."
"Do you even know why I kidnapped Carey and Zack? Does anyone know why I kidnapped them?"
"Of course not, Kurt! Why are you being so childish? What's the matter with you? He's your son! And she's your wife!"
"That's where you're wrong."
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" yelled Mr. Moseby.
"She's not my wife, and that's partly why I kidnapped her. I kidnapped her because she broke up with me."
"What about Zack?"
"Mr. Moseby…this may sound cruel, but now that Carey is no longer my wife…then…Zack and Cody are not my children."
"That's ridiculous! That-that's the worst reasoning I have ever heard!"
"It may sound ridiculous, but it's true. I don't have any love for them now whatsoever."
"Kurt, this isn't like you," said Maddie, "a lot of people get divorced, but not many get revenge."
"It's not that she broke up with me, it's why she broke up with me."
"Oh Kurt, please, no, you don't have to tell them what happened that day," said Carey, pleadingly.
"Yes. Yes I do."
"Wait, so why do you want all of Daddy's hotels?" asked London.
"I thought I could use some money," said Kurt, grinning.
"I'll give you money, but I willn't give you the hotels!"
"London, willn't isn't a word," said Maddie.
"I DON'T CARE!!! YOU'RE A BIG FAT MEANY, KURT, A BIG FAT MEANY!!!!!!"
"Right, whatever, and what did you say about the money?"
"PEOPLE CAN WE PLEASE NOT GET OFF TOPIC HERE?!" shouted Zack, who hasn't spoken in a while, "Dad, tell us why Mom broke up with you."
"Well, well, well, why are you so interested?" asked Maddie.
"Dancing with the Stars is over."
"Oh yeah, no wonder…" said Maddie, rolling her eyes.
"So…back to the story, Dad, if that's your real name. I wonder where Cody is…"
"Zack, don't call me Dad, and I don't care where Cody is. He's just a crybaby who's actually pretty annoying. Call me Kurt."
"No, I think I'll call you Meany."
"Whatever, like I said, I don't care. Now, will you please let me continue with the story?"
"Sure…Meany" said Zack.
Kurt rolled his eyes. "Good, now it all started that day in Knott's Berry Farm…"
