Family Dinner
Back by popular demand…or not I don't know, I've decided to add some more one-shots to this I figured they'll be good practice before I jump into a full length story. Oh, right because I got a PM from someone bitching and moaning about this…. SURPRISE I don't own Pokémon shocked right.
"I'm so glad they're together I thought my daughter would never fess up."
"I know I thought my little boy would die alone with nobody but lefty and righty to keep him company."
"Mom what the hell!"
"Sigh why am I even here…?"
"…. It's not that bad…right?"
Helio knew that, sooner or later, a gathering like this would be inevitable….he just wished it was at something later, like maybe his funeral if at all possible. Currently he was at his dinner table sitting in between his mother and Lillie while next to her sat Lusamine with Gladion completing this circle of perpetual awkwardness. After telling Gladion about their relationship Helio's mother insisted that they all sit down for dinner so that she could meet Lillie's family. Helio was able to stall…and stall…and stall until his mother contacted Lusamine (somehow, he still couldn't figure out where she got her number) and now he was dining in his own personal hell.
At least it wasn't too bad ever since Luminare had been separated from the Ultra Beast and the neurotoxin removed from her system she had been more, well sane to be frank she had also started looking age appropriate. She still had one hell of a figure and looked a bit younger but she could no longer pass off as someone in her late teens, her hair had faded a bit and she even light wrinkles around her eyes and mouth when she smiled unlike most women though who despised them she seemed happy about them.
"Why am I here I get these two are doing…. things but that has nothing to do with me?" Ah yes Gladion wasn't thrilled about this either but he wasn't thrilled about anything so he didn't count that as a win.
'Still paybacks a bitch.' Helio thought vindictively after being chased around Aether Paradise for over an hour and having to literally dive off the floating hunk of steal into the ocean to escape his Silvari (Lillie's theory about Gladion not attacking him since she took his pokemon was wrong) although on the upside he still got to see Lillies's tits with the bonus of her cuddling up to him so that he 'wouldn't catch cold'.
"Hush you're here to be supportive of your sister now be a good boy and eat your food." Lusamine stated while a thoroughly chastised Gladion picked at his mashed potatoes while glaring at Helio, who didn't know why though all he was doing was sitting there with massive smile on his face he was doing nothing wrong…. just being an asshole again.
"At least she's not insisting he wear a bib and trying to feed like before." Helio just gave Lillie a confused look while she whispered to him. "Seriously like when he was little?"
"No more like a week ago, she's still learning about boundaries."
"So, tell me when Lillie spends the night here does she sleep in the same bed as Helio?"
"PFFFT what!?" Gladion sputtered as he choked on mashed potatoes. Meanwhile Helio and Lillie could only look on mortified as Helio's mother only frowned.
"Unfortunately, no though I've seen them get a little hot and heavy at times but they always stop short of giving me grandchildren."
"Wait Mom what do you mean you've seen us!?" Helio now had to reassess just how safe his house was on second thought to hell with the house maybe she had the entire island bugged he wouldn't put it past her.
"Not right now dear me and Miss Lusamine are discussing something very important."
"Damn the drones I sent to follow Lillie only show the same I was hoping I was missing something." Lillie turned so pale she'd give Nihiligo a run for it's money. "Mother boundaries we talked about this respect mine please!"
"But Sweetie I am that's why I sent the drones we use to track injured Pokémon rather than follow you myself." Lusamine for all the world looked like she had no idea that what she was doing was wrong on so many levels. Meanwhile it was Helio's turn to get pale 'forget the island I think maybe its time to leave the region.'
Lillie had gone from awkwardly to pale to an angry red, that Helio was finding oddly attractive, as she stood from the table "that's it Helio get up we're leaving." Helio didn't have much time to argue (not that he would) before Lillie grabbed his hand and dragged him out the door.
Gladion could only look on in shock both at his sister's rather impressive outburst but most of all he felt betrayed she threw him to the Lycanrocs how could she just abandon him here with these two psychos'. 'I guess this is her getting payback, oh well at least the foods good.' Gladion was rather proud he managed to find a silver lining in this situation.
"Damn I thought it would be Helio who stormed out not Lillie." Helio's mom said with a frown on her face.
Meanwhile Lusamine just smile "Its ok I came prepared for this situation." As she pulled out what looked to Gladion like a small handheld game console as a small white aerial drone took off passed the kitchen window outside. 'Holy crap that's what that was for I thought she was playing games as hobby.'
"Oh that is an excellent idea Meowth come down here bring your special hat!" On command a Meowth walked down the stairs holding what looked like a video camera with strap. As Helio's mother tied the camera to Meowth's head and fiddled with television set to get a live feed going Gladion suddenly felt shock that no amount of kick ass food would be able to fix 'they're both nuts completely fucking nuts.'
Meanwhile completely unaware of the oncoming threats Lillie continued to drag Helio down route 1 till they came to nice secluded spot hidden by trees they had actually used this spot for…err 'activities' quite frequently. "Wait Lillie hold on a sec." Lillie paused and gave him a confused look as he brought out Decidueye "Keep a look out for any flying objects if they come near here shoot it down."
"Oh, that's a good idea here let me help, come on out Pidgeot." As both Pokémon took off to survey the area Lillie turned to Helio "Look I'm sorry I shouldn't have gotten mad like that i-it just happened my mother's a lot better than she was but I think she tries a little too hard at time's."
Helio just laughed "actually I thought it was really cute I don't get to see you like that all too often its…nice, besides if you didn't do that I was going to."
Lillie giggled before getting a proud expression on her face "well I can be very demanding when I want to be."
Helio allowed a smile onto his face "don't I know it now…if your still frustrated maybe I can help with that?"
"Maybe you can" both moved into kiss until
BANG
Both paused to look up at the sky to see a miniature drone explode and hear the triumphant cry of Helio's Decidueye before going back to 'destressing'…. however, neither noticed Meowth with his special hat.
Meanwhile back at Helio's house Lusamine was looking at the screen turn to static on her drone's controller "Sigh I suppose I should have seen that coming after telling them about my drones, how are things on your end?" she turned to ask her accomplice and watch the television which now showed Lillie on top of Helio fiercely making out.
"Great I think maybe this might finally be the night!" Both mothers turned in time to see Gladion running out of the house with a determined look on his face.
"Now that's not right I did not raise my son to be a mood killer." Helio's mom just patted Lusamine on the shoulder "it's ok Meowth has standing orders to Fury Swipe anyone who interrupts." Both mothers looked at the door with identical smiles on their faces…. Poor Gladion never stood a chance.
And there you have it chapter 2 I wanted to focus more on how outside perspectives viewed the relationship rather than just going straight from Helio and Lillie like I did last time I already have an idea for chapter 3 though its more melancholy than these two well let me know what you thought I didn't write this at an ungodly hour so I'm hoping its better
