It has currently been 1 hour, 3 minutes, and 48 seconds since a pan-san loving person chased me while waving a marriage form. After taking advantage of Yukinoshitas low stamina I quickly took into hiding. But since i don't know a lot of places around town, i hid at one if the first places i can think of. Under the covers on my bed. Is it a good spot? No. But does it make me feel safe from everything and keeps me comfortable? Yes. Speaking of comfortable, this pan-san costume is surprisingly very soft. I would of fallen asleep if Not for the sugar from the Maxx coffee i drank. Just another reason why it is so great. But there is no time for relaxing. I'm running low of supplies aka Maxx coffee. I need to call for in supplies. I may Not have very much time, i need food, i need Maxx coffee, i need totsu-
"Hikki.."
"AH!"
I quickly jump of bed and try to hide under my bed. I silently look up and see Yuigahama in my room. She seems to still be in her costume.
"Relax Hikki it's just me, I send Yukinoshita away by saying that i saw you run towards Kawasaki's House"
Oh thank god. I was kind of glad she interupted me. I was running out of inner monolouge. But other than that i need to ask her how she knew i was here.
"Hey, Yuigahama, how did you find me?"
"Hikki... It wasn't that hard to follow a person in a panda costume screaming for Help about getting married."
Touche. Anyway, I need to sleep, Today i put on a panda costume, almost got enganged, and i AM currently hiding from a person.
"Hey Hikki.." Dammit i forgot she was still here.
"Yes?"
She was quiet for a while before she spoke.
"Do you know why Yukinoshita Said all those things at the festival..."
That question has been lingering in my mind for quite a while. But after some thinking i finally have found the answer. It's so obvious now and all this time i couldn't bielieve how dense i was. The answer is that...that she just really likes pan-san that much. Only an idiot could Not realize that. She obviously had the rings before hand for anyone who likes pan-san. But the marriage form part i'm still trying to figure out...
"Hikki.."
"Of course i know." Its obvious. I ain't as dense as one of those Harem protagonists. If anyone has feelings for me i would catch it in and instant and say Yes and me and totsuka be toge-...getting off topic here.
"Y-You do?!"
"Well yeah, i started noticing earlier but now i see it in full picture"
I stare at Yuigahama and it seems like she's struggling to say something.
"Well Hikki, i...I just want you to know that i feel the same way Yukino does..." She looked really flustered while saying that.
So she likes pan-san too?
"Well...I don't really know what to say but i guess i'll support you. Just don't Go crazy like Yukinoshita" What does she want me to say?
"R-Really! Hikki... I-I... I think i lo-"
"But why do you like pan-san? I thought you liked dogs more?"
"...what... "
"Well you like pan-san like Yukinoshita does. But i thought you liked dogs more?"
"I-I don't think i understand". Okay now i'm getting confuse. I'm running out of sugar to run on.
"Well since Yukinoshita is acting like this because she likes pan-san. You Said you felt the same way."
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"...oh my fucking god Hikki..." Yuigahama whispered but i didn't catch what she Said.
"Hm?"
"Nothing just... Nothing. Welp bye Hikki and good luck with Yukinoishita."
"See ya"
I see Yuigahama walk away silently and i Start to realize and can't Let her Go like this! I need to say something to her!
"Wait Yuigahama!"
She turns around and I hold both of her shoulders with my paws.
"Y-Yes H-Hikki"
I look at her at her see she seems to be acting shy and have a blush on her Face. Its now or never.
"Do you have anymore Maxx coffee with you."
".."
She silently pulls out a Max Coffee out of her bag and gives it to me. When i grabbed it and i instanly hugged her for saving me from Maxx Coffee Deprivation.. I Wonder why i did that. Must be the Maxx coffees. I Wonder how many cans I drank? Its either my 4th or my 27th give or take.
"Thank You!"
My Oniichan Insticts™ kicked in and i did something i'm just going to pretend never happend. I kissed her head. She instanly turned red and ran out of my House but i noticed a faint smile on her Face. Actually i don't know what i saw. My vision is starting to get blurry. But nothing Max Coffee can Help. I walk to my couch still wearing my Pan-san costume and turn on the TV and Go to the news.
"New news just came in. The Yukinoshita family or namely Yukino Yukinoshita has just put out a reward. She asks if anyone can find Hikigaya Hachiman they would be rewarded very handsomely. She only asks where he is and says she can use her... um she can use her 108 Hachiman skills™ to find him. She says he is dressed in a... Pan-san costume? And has rotten dead fish eyes and an ahoge on his head. She also notes if she finds him hurt she will... I'm Not going to say the rest of that line. Goodnight Chiba. That is all"
Oh fuck me.
*Knock Knock*
OH FUCK ME.
