Isshiki Pov

"Senpai!" I called out to him while still running. After a while of trying to catch up to a running panda I slow down to catch my breath. How is he running so fast? It's like he's running on some type of fuel...Oh right Maxx coffee. I really do wonder what's in that drink? I look up and see He is still running towards a direction with Yuigahama following behind him. I must admit it was kind of cute seeing senpai in a panda costume but i never expected for Yukinoshita to go bat shit crazy. Speaking of Yukinoshita It seems that she was tired out like me. I look at her and see she still has that crazy look in his eyes. Why did Yukinoshita have to be direct now? I almost had Hach- I mean senpai and I even gave him a hint to confess to me. How dense is he? I swear if someone did confess to him he would just say "Oh sorry. Got the wrong Guy" and walk off. I was about to keep following the screams of panic from him until a voice o out to me.

"Isshiki. Where are you going? Because it looks like you're going with Hachiman?" Yukinoshita questioned. I swear the tempature just got colder. I look behind me and see Yukinoshita glaring at me. She was still a bit out of breath but she still has the energy to terrify me.

"N-Nowhere. Just looking for Yuigahama to make sure she is save. You never know what Hachiman is going to do right? Ha ha ha ha ha... " I Said to calm her down bur she wasn't amused. She really must be commited to this whole marriage thing. I have to find him and act fast! I turn to Go run but for some reason my legs seem to be shaking. I look behind me again only to be met with a gaze full of hatred.

"Did you just say Hachiman?" Yukinoshita asked.

Oh crap baskets. AN: Kudos to anyone who knows that reference.

I slowly take a couple steps back. So does Yukinoshita. I take more steps back and she follows. At this rate I'm gonna be in trouble. I have to say something or she is gonna kill me!

"L-Let's just r-relax and talk this through" I negotiated.

"How can I relax when Hachiman is out there and no one is there to care for him!" Yukinoshita Said.

You sure do love saying Hachiman a lot. Why does she even like him?

"H-H-Hey Yukinoshita. What do you even see in Senpai?" She gets a dreamy look on her Face and the hearts on her eyes appear again. That is... Kind of creepy.

"Ahh. What is there Not to love! The most I can say is that he is someone that I can happily share my life with!" She passionatly Said. Aww that's actually really sweet.

"And I don't Plan to share him with anyone else" Oh nevermind.

"W-What if he likes a person. What about if someone l-likes him?"

"Just give me a name and that problem should be solved... "

I give out a nervous laugh at what she Said. That's a sign that I need to get out of here! Good thing i have a full proof Plan!

"*gasp* Yukino! Is that Senpai in a pan-san tuxedo with a pan-san pen ready to sign the Marriage forms!" I yelled while pointing behind her.

Yukinoshita doesn't react in the slightest and just keeps staring at me...Hey at least i tried.

"My Hachiman senses aren't going off" Yukinoshita Said.

Huh well that's nice to know. A bit creepy but also kind of interesting!

"I would suggest going home Isshiki. Hachiman is allergic to foxes" Yukinoshita Said.

Did.. Did i just get insulted? And to compare ME to a Fox aswell! I can't just accept this! i have to fight fire with fire!

"Really! Because when I hang out with HACHI-KUN on the weekends. It seems that he has no trouble having fun with me and holding hands with me YukinoSHITa" I replied. TOO MUCH FIRE. TOO MUCH FIRE.

The atmosphere has somehow turned darker. Also her head is ...twitching... Oh jeez. Why did i have to say the holding hands part! He didn't even think it was romantic! I just Said I needed practice when i was going to hold Hayama-fuckboys hand.

"Isshiki." I flinch at her voice.

I Wonder if Senpai will Come to my funeral?

"Y-Yes?"

"5"

"W-W-What?"

"4"

"Um Yukinoshita"

"3

"L-Let's talk about this reasonably!"

"2"

"Please!

"1"

Please someone. Save me anyone!

*silence*

Dammit that didn't work.

"0"

She took off towards me with a crazed look as I started running for my life.


Totsuka Pov

That was really weird back maybe i should Go back to that festival. It was really fun and that... event can't bring me down! Yea i should Go back!

"ISSHIKI. JUST GET BACK HERE AND THIS COULD ALL BE OVER."

"SENPAI! HELP!"

I think I need therapy.


Isshiki Pov.

Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit. I'm currently running towards the festival with Yukinoshita just behind me. She can't hurt me if their is witnesses. Right! Right! Why is this happenning!? Stupid Senpai and his adorabl- NOW IS NOT THE TIME IROHA.

"Isshiki~.Were just going to talk. That's all~" Yukinoshita sweetly Said.

I'm don't think I can trust those words. After a minute of running through the streets and strangers just watching by which i silently cursed at them for Not helping. I was nearing the festival and a plan came to my head. It involves the sacrifice of one person but it just might work. All i need to do is find him and i should be set. I just need to enter silently.

"MOVE OUT THE WAY. MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE"

"Isshiki~"

How is she Not out of stamina... Oh yeah she's crazy. I move within the crowd and Start pushing People to make my way through. I quickly spot a blonde hair and Start running towards him.

"Hayama!" Found my victim!

"Oh hey... what's going on?" He questioned. I don't blame him for being confused. Anyway it's time to commence Plan sacrifice Hayama so I can escape and get to safety. Here goes nothing!

"Hey Hayama! Remember when you beat up Hachiman because he liked pan-san!" Hopefully this will work!

"What are you talking abou-" Before he can finish, Yukinoshita already heard and darkness covered her eyes. I don't know how that works but the Plan was successful!

"Hayama" Yukinoshita muttered.

"Huh? W-Why is your head twitching. Whats going on?" He questioned. I kind of feel bad for him to be honest.

I immediatly started running away so i can get away from her as far as possible. As i left the School all I can hear is the girly screams coming from Hayama. Welp no time to feel bad.

"Onward to Senpai... Wherever he is"

5 Minutes Later

Yeah I don't know where to Start looking. After hopelessly walking around for a few minutes I find myself at the Park so I can relax. I swing on the swingset like a child for a couple of minutes before i see a figure coming towards me. That figure would be a dazed Yui walking towards me.

"HEY YUI!" I called out to her.

".."

I run to her and see she has a small smile on her Face and she looks like she is daydreaming. Only one way to handle this.

*SMACK*

"Owww!" Yui Said while rubbing her head. If it works then it works.

"Oh. Hey Isshiki! Why do you look terrible?" Yui questioned.

No sugar coating it there. But I can't disagree with her. My hair is all tangled. My head is aching from getting hit with a plastic wand repeatedly until it broke. And Yukinoshita ripped of my tail... which she then used to hit my head for breaking her wand.

"No reason just some issues along the way" I answered.

"Okay!" She accepted. Is she really that much of an airhead?

"So where did you Come from?"

"Hikki's House!" You are very Lucky Yukinoshita is Not around to hear that... Wait senpai's House?

"Wait. What were you doing at senpai's House?" I must of hit a soft spot because she blushed instantly.

"N-Nothing t-that you should w-w-worry about. Just a little stuff that happend... like a kiss..." Yuigahama muttered.

"Did you just sa-" She Cut me off before I finished.

"SO! Do you need anything.!" She quickly said. I'm just going to handle what she Said next time.

"Actually. Could you tell me where senpai lives. I need to... Give him his Maxx coffees!" I quickly replied.

"Oh sure. Could you also check if he is alright! He is acting a bit... weird" Yuigahama Said. I really can't blame him from all the events that happend recently.

She texts me his address and says a goodbye to me. After ignoring the stares of strangers I Start walking to Senpai's House and eventually arrive there.

I knock on the door.

"OH FUCK" I heard him yell.

That's... strange. Maybe he thinks I'm Yukinoshita.

"Senpai! Its me." I called out to him through the door. I hear a bit of noise outside before he answers to me.

"How many fingers am I holding up." He asks. How am I suppose to answer that!

"Uhh"

"Correct!"

He opens the door quickly and I see him in his Pan-san costume again. He pulls me in and Closes the door.

"Ah!"

"Be quiet! Yukinoshita can hear us!" He Said.

"Uhh senpai...Are you okay" I asked. If I were to say he has atleast 80% of his sanity intact.

"Yeah I'm okay... just need Maxx coffee" He picks up the drink but I interupt and grab the can.

"I'm gonna take this away senpai. It's for the sake of you're own health. How many did you even drink?" I asked.

"10-20 at most But its fin-!" He tried to say something but stopped suddenly.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

".." He is just staring at me silently.

"Senpai?"

".."

"Hello?"

".."

"I-I love you."

".."

Yeah he's gone in his own little world.

"Okay let's just get you to your room so you can rest." I Said.

I try to pick him up but he is a bit heavier than I expected and he doesn't even notice my attempts. He really is gone in his own world.

"Actually! Why don't you sleep on the couch. How does that sound?" I ask.

".."

"Great!"

I lay him down on the couch and Go to his room to get a blanket.

"Let's see here...Ahh here we Go!" I see his blanket on the floor and walk towards and pick it up. When I'm about to leave something catches my eye. His closet.

".."

I close my eyes and think about this. He w-won't notice if one s-shirt missing r-right. I mean if he does notice then it won't be that ba- NO. You just have to respect other people's stuff. This is wrong, creepy, and just plain stu- I look down and see one of his shirts with a cat on it in my hand. Huh, well would you look at that. But m-maybe i should put it back. It is kind of stealing...It seems that my feet are moving out the room on its own. Welp can't do nothing about that. I tuck the shirt away and head over to Hachim- Senpai.

"Here you Go Senpai!" I said

".."

"You asleep?" I said to a sleeping senpai.

".."

"I knew it." I muttered.

I sit in silence with a smile on my Face and Start scrolling through my phone. I Come across one article that catches my attention. Let's see, it says "If you haven't Heard yet. People are still looking for a person named HIkigaya Hachiman. This is requested by the Yukino Yukinoshita a daughter of the Yukinoshita family. If anyone were to find him they are asked to say where his location is and they will be rewarded. Also Yukino states if anyone is trying to hide her fiance they will be punished"

...Oh shit. I sit in silence processing the information I just read. Wait, aren't I technically hiding Senpai? I stay quiet until i hear a voice.

"HEY!" *KNOCK* *KNOCK* A person at the door yells.

I walk over to the door and Go to open it until i Start to think. What if it's a person trying to find Senpai! What do i do?

"H-H-How many fingers a-am I h-holding?" IDIOT

"What?!"

"N-Nevermind."

I open the door and I'm greeted with a crowd of people with phones in hand ready to call and say where Senpai is. Shit they're serious.

"H-Hi" I meekly said.

"Is Hikigaya Hachiman in there!" A random Lady yells. Straight to the Point it seems. WHAT DO I DO!

"N-No." Yes nice answer. Maybe they will leave.

"How do we know you aren't lying" Dammit!

"U-Uhh" I stuttered

"Go on. Tell us!" A random man yells.

Shit. Shit. Shit! What do i say... Wait a minute. I have another idea and it doesn't involve the sacrifice of a person! Maybe this will work.

"W-Well it's because... It's Because I don't know where my Onii-chan is and I'm scared!" I yelled. I look around and see a look of pity on their faces.

"Onii-chan isn't home and I'm worried about him!" I continue to say. Yes, the fake tears are coming out!

"O-Oh. Well don't worry. We will find him and make sure his is okay" A random lady says. LIES you greedy bastards!

"T-T-Thank y-y-you" I say while purposely stuttering.

A person had a questionable look on her Face. Must be one of Senpai's neighbors.

"Say young lady. What's your name?" She asked. Trying to test me lady? Well luckily Senpai is a Sis-con who talks about his sister!

"K-K-Komachi H-H-Hikigaya" I said.

"Why are you in a costume and wasn't your hair Black?" She asks. This bitch.

"I-I-I dyed it and Onii-chan took me to a festival! But now I can't find him and I went home because I was scared! I just want to see my Onii-chan" I yelled while bringing in more fake tears.

They all give me a pity look and people Start muttering how they will find him and bring him home. LIES

"Bye! Please find him!" I yell.

They wave and I close the door. I Let out a Big sigh of relief. That was more stressful than I thought it would be. Atleast its all done.

"Ahem"

WHAT! I turn and see a girl in her pajamas looking at me with a lazy look. And that girl was Komachi. Senpai's real sister. Dammit, how did I forget that she may be here!

".."

".."

".."

"H-Hi" I said trying to break the ice.

"*sigh* I'll put you on the list" She said while taking out her phone.

"W-What list?" I asked.

"It's a list of Onii-chans possible relationship Partners. Right now it only consists of Yuigahama, Yukinoshita, and Kawasaki. And now your on the list." She lazily muttered.

"W-W-Wait a minu-" I tried to say but she interupts me.

"Do you want to be on the list? Yes or No." She said while raising her eyebrow. Jeez! Why is she so commanding!

"Y-Yes" I said while admitting defeat.

"Good!" She yelled while giving me a cheerful smile.

She then starts walking back to her room.

"You can leave now. I can take care of Onii-chan." She reassured.

"O-Okay" I muttered trying to process what is happening.

"Also you can keep his shirt but just one thing... Never do what you just did 5 minutes ago." She said with a cold look on her face.

I give her a slow nod and she just gives me a smile in return and Closes her door. W-What just happend. I stay in silence for a minute and then decide to finally leave and Go to my house. I walk to Senpai and quickly kiss his head and then head out...What a strange day.


Hikigaya Pov

"Onii-chan! Wake up!" An annoying little sister yells

"uhh..." I lazily slurred.

Geez. What happened to me? I don't recall anything that happend yesterday. I stand up only for the light to blind me and make my headache worst. I look down and see that I was in a pan-san costume... Oh right. The day I went through a day of chaos and trouble to get Maxx coffee...Good decisión past Hikigaya. Always Go for the Maxx coffee. Always. I change out of the costume and take a long shower. After that I Go to my closet to get a shirt... Is one of my shirts missing? Honestly it Doesn't matter now. I get changed and groggily walk down the halway and see Komachi making breakfeast.

"Hi Onii-chan! What did you do yesterday?" She asks.

Just hearing that gives me a bigger headache. She gives me a Plate of eggs and Bacon and sits down with me with her own food.

"Nothing. Just a bit tired" I said. I grab a can of Maxx coffee only to flinch... Maybe I'll get water for now.

I Start eating only to realize one important fact. Am i still being hunted? I check my phone and scroll through different articles and then stop on the one that I was looking for.

"Yukino Yukinoshita has called off the look for Hikigaya Hachiman. She states that this whole thing is pointless and that she is going to take matters into her own hands."

I guess she found someone else. AHA! I KNEW SHE DIDN'T LIKE ME. Just proves that I can catch people's feelings for me in a second! All i need to do is to make sure Totsuka has feelings for me and I will say yes and w-

"Onii-chan... Why do you have a gross look on her Face" Komachi said.

I was smiling you little brat!

"But don't worry! Komachi will always love you! Ah! That must be a lot on Komachi Points!" She exclaimed.

I've got to figure out how this Point system works!

I continue eating until Komachi pulls out a bunch of papers from out of nowhere. Why now!

"Onii-chan! Can you sign this paper! It's for a field trip and they want family members signatures" She explained. I don't even question why they need their siblings signature and i honestly don't care at this Point.

"Just sign right here!" She said while pointing to a Space on a paper while the rest of it was covered with other papers. She gives me a pen that looks oddly similar to the one Yukinoshita has...strange.I sign it Not bothering to look at paper. I finish and put my dishes away.

"Thank you!" She yells.

"Yeah. Yeah." I muttered while waving at her. I Go back to my room to play on my 3DS but for some reason I have a really bad feeling.


Yukinoshita Pov

I'm currently at the Park waiting for a certain person to Come and meet me. Just a little more time and I can finally be with Hachiman. I know he loves me. He's just a little suprised on how everything is going. I can't wait until the wedding! Everything is already planned and I already have invitations ready to be sent! I Wonder if there is a pan-san tuxedo out there...

"Hey Yukino! I'm over here!" A girl says while waving to me. I quietly walk over to my future little sister.

"Hello Komachi. Do you have the forms?" I ask.

"Yeah! Its right... are you drooling?" she asks. I quickly wipe my Face away. Not now Yukino!

What do you mean?" I ask.

"But you were jus-" I Cut her off.

"So about the forms?" I quickly say to derail from what she was about to say.

"Oh Yeah! Here they are!" She pulls out papers out of her bag. I immediately try to grab them but she pulls them away. Little brat, trying to keep my dream away!

"Ah, ah, ah. Just remember our rules!" She teases. You're Lucky you're Hachiman's little sister!

"Yes, I remember." I say annoyed.

"Can you repeat them?" She says happily with a smile. Better watch out brat, you might and end up like Hayama!

"No kids until atleast 20, I have to ask for consent, and I have to be a good Big sister to you" I growl. These rules aren't even that important!

"Okay, I see you're all set up! But remember! If you mess up, I still have other people on my list~" She exclaimed. This little bi-

"So do we have an agreement~" She says.

"Yes" I muttered.

"Great!" She replied.

She hands me the papers and i quickly put them in my bag.

"Well bye Big sister~!"

I fake a smile.

"Bye!"

After she leaves I'm alone in the Park.

"Well, time to send the invites. I'm sure Hachiman will gladly be Happy for all the work i did~" I walk to my apartment and Start dreaming of the wedding. I can't wait to see Hachiman's expression!


Hikigaya Pov

"AHHHH!" I wake up in a cold sweat. I sit up on my bed and Start to calm my breathing.

Oh god... Why do i feel so scared for my life!? After a while of calming down, I put my covers back on.

"Eh. It's probably nothing."

I go back to sleep Not worrying about anything.