It was noon by the time they spotted Adam, strutting into the cul de sac, followed by his minions as if he owned the place.

"It's almost like he wants us to burn him and his glorified boy band to ash," Yang smirked, her thumb atop the button that would detonate all the cars at once.

The cars themselves were scattered about, though thankfully none were close to the house the girls were hiding at, so in case if his zombies were scattered they would still be caught up in the blast. Any area they couldn't place a car at were instead occupied by one of Ruby's three propane tank bombs. If everything went right then Adam and his horde would be completely annihilated.

"He's always been arrogant," Blake growled angrily. "He thinks he's immortal, that nothing can kill him."

"Do you think there are more of them?" Ruby asked, not taking her eyes off of the horde, waiting patiently for all of them to be within the blast radius of the cars.

"I smell nothing except them," Weiss replied, shaking her head in disbelief. "He's a fool, how he survived this long is beyond me," she muttered, earning a silent gasp from Ruby.

"Y-you're talking like a normal person now," she whispered, tears spilling from her eyes as she smiled down at Weiss. "I'm so proud of-"

"Are they in position?" Weiss growled, pushing down the feeling of being patronized, knowing that wasn't Ruby's intent.

"Huh? Uh, crap! Are they?!" Ruby panicked as she stared out the window, gasping as she did so. "Crap! Nwah Nwah!" she sputtered, yowling in pain as she bit her tongue.

"Wait, was that a not now or a now now?!" Yang shouted in confusion.

"Nwooow!" Ruby screamed, pounding her fist into her palm as if that explained everything.

"Just push the button, Yang!" Blake shouted as Weiss let out a groan.

'Wow, this really didn't go well,' she thought over the sounds of everyone's panicked screams and the sounds of explosions in the distance. 'Well, we got most of them at least,' she sighed, turning away and making her way downstairs.

"Shiiiiii-I mean poopy! Adam's unscathed!"

"Dammit, his lap dog's fine too!"

"Wow, only two survived?!" Yang cackled, gazing lovingly at Adam's enraged face. "Oh, he is so pissed!" she giggled gleefully as she made to follow Weiss. "Welp, plan B! Time to kick their asses!"

"This is not going to end up well," Blake sighed, turning to Ruby. "You might want to...stay…" her eyes widened in horror as Ruby hefted her rifle up, a curved blade strapped onto its end with neon red duct tape.

"Isn't she beautiful?" Ruby cooed as she nuzzled her hideous weapon as if it were a puppy.

"W-what is that?" Blake cringed in disgust, earning a spiteful glare from Ruby.

"SHE is the ultimate culmination of modern and ancient technology! The power of a gun combined with the grace of a scythe!" Ruby cackled as she held the gun-scythe thing into the air, her eyes filled with that of a mother's love. "I shall call her...Crescent Rose!"

Down below, Blake could have sworn she heard the sound of Weiss facepalming.

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"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!" Adam screamed, pacing angrily around the corpses of his former army. "Who?! Who dares?!

"We dare, bitch!" He turned, glaring at the group before him, his eyes widening in shock.

"Adam," Blake glared back, biting back a smirk at his shocked face. "What, you didn't think-"

"You bitch!" The Lieutenant screamed, rushing towards the gang with his chainsaw at great speeds.

"Wha-" Blake gasped as she was pushed aside by Yang, who quickly met him, her prosthetic grabbing the chainsaw mid swing causing sparks to fly.

"Someone's antsy…" she growled, a bead of sweat rolling down her face. 'This guy's fast! Is he really a zombie?' she wondered, staring into the dark abyss of the man's bloodshot eyes, and just like Weiss, she could easily see his black veins beneath his skin.

"Kill you! Kill you kill you kill-"

"Hyaah!" Weiss screamed, popping up in between the two and plunged her blade upwards into the man's mouth through to his brain. "No time to listen-"

"Gah!" The Lieutenant screamed, grabbing onto Weiss's head and slammed her into Yang, causing both girls to fly away. "Gah! Hirr rou hirr rou hirr rou!" he lunged at Blake, his chainsaw aiming for her legs.

"Back off!" Ruby screamed as she went to intercept him, when suddenly a red blade appeared before her face. "Gah!" she screamed, barely raising Crescent Rose to block the attack.

"I'm heartbroken, to be forgotten so easily," Adam chuckled, grinding his blade against Ruby's gun, slowly cutting through the wooden stock. "It's unwise to-"

"Get away from her!" Yang screamed as she slammed her fist into his face, knocking him away from Ruby.

"Yang," Ruby sighed in relief, before panicking as she turned around. "Blake, are you-"

"Fine!" Blake gasped, standing behind Weiss who was glaring at The Lieutenant. "I-We are fine!"

"We'll handle the brute! You two take care of Adam!"

"Got it, Weissy!" Ruby agreed as she shot Weiss a thumbs up, a smirk on her lips as she turned back to Adam. "Come on, Sis! Let's beat this creep to a pulp!"

"Gladly," Yang smirked, slamming her fist together, earning a laugh from Adam.

"Foolish," he muttered, shaking his head in disbelief. "You two really think you can defeat me, the next step in human evolution?!" Swinging his blade randomly, he glared at the two girls, or rather, behind them. "You have no chance, not even with one of us-No," he corrected, a look of disgust on his face. "No, someone like that, who would side with you filthy humans, has no right to be-"

"Blah blah blah blibbidi blah!" Yang shouted, frustratingly running her hands through her hair. "Can you shut up already and just fight?! No one cares about your speech of superiority or whatever, it's boring!" She quickly walked up to Adam, until she was only a foot or so away. "You're boring." And with that she swung, her prosthetic meeting with Adam's blood red blade.

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'I wholly regret this decision,' Weiss groaned, once again barely dodging out of the way of a wild swing, her favorite jacket getting yet another cut. Her reflexes weren't quick enough to get off a shot, and even if they were, if Blake's bullets did nothing to deter this madman from his vile attacks then how could she expect hers to do any different?

"Die! Die! Die!" And did he really have to repeat himself over and over? It was starting to really get on her nerves, hearing someone tell her to die for the, what, millionth time? If she wanted to receive this kind of mental abuse she would have stayed with her father.

'Oh well, no going back now,' she sighed, darting backwards once again. 'Right now I need a plan…' she glanced around as best she could without leaving an opening for The Lieutenant to take advantage of. He swung wildly, without precision. Perhaps a tight corridor? The houses here did have small hallways, perhaps that would be her best bet? At the very least he would cause the house to collapse. Neither of them would die, but it would slow him down for Blake to finish him off.

Hopefully.

'Sound plan!' she quickly retreated, barely keeping out of his range as she led him to their safe house.

"You can't hide!"

'How is this hiding?!' she bit her tongue, no need to exchange words with someone as worthless as him. She dashed into the hallway, smirking as he continued to swing madly instead of jabbing at her. 'Perfect!' she thrusted her blade into his leg, earning a groan from him.

"Damn you!" he swung, his chainsaw getting caught in the walls and ceiling, causing him to scream all the more. "Damn you! Damn you! Damn-" he lunged forward, falling to one knee as his skull split in two, courtesy of Blake.

"Hyaah!" Weiss screamed as she plunged her blade into his exposed brain with all her might, twisting and churning her blade.

"Grah!" a fist slammed into her abdomen, flinging her across the hallway.

"How durable is he?!" she screamed in frustration, quickly standing back up. "...Wait, how durable am I?" she pondered to herself, earning Blake's ire.

"Not now, Weiss!" she screamed as she backed out of the house, being chased by the chainsaw maniac.

"Oh, right," she facepalmed, embarrassed at her loss of concentration before following the two out. 'Damn it, now we lost the advantage!' she growled angrily as she rushed out the door, quickly spotting The Lieutenant and Blake.

With a burst of speed she didn't know she had she rushed over towards them, plunging her blade into his back. "G-get away from her!"

"Gah, you...pest!" he shouted, twisting his body in an attempt to throw her off of him.

"That's...my...line!" she growled, pulling her revolver out and aiming it at his head. "And...this...is…" '...Dammit, I got nothing,' "...Sparta!" she screamed, pulling the trigger once, the top of his head now completely gone. Twice, half his brain now laid on the cement, turning him into a gurgling mess. 'Got him,' she thought as she pulled the trigger one last time, blasting the rest of his brain into oblivion, his body falling to the ground dead.

"It's over," she sighed, smiling at Blake.

"...Really Weiss?" Blake sighed, rubbing her temples as if to ward away an oncoming headache. "Did you really just say "This is Sparta"?"

"S-so what?!" she blushed, glaring at Blake. "It was all I could think of!" she huffed as she turned and walked away. "Besides, I didn't see you come up with anything better."

"Whatever," Blake sighed as she went to follow Weiss. "Let's just hurry up and help Yang and Ruby take care of Adam."

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"Banana!" Ruby screamed as she swung at Adam, who was able to bring his blade up in time to block the attack.

"Ice cream!" Yang yelled, ducking and swinging her leg out.

"What are you doing?!" Adam yelled in outrage as he jumped out of the way, only to have Ruby chase after him.

"Fromage!" She spun around rapidly, forcing Adam to back away.

"Chickidy!" Yang shouted, throwing a punch at Adam who blocked it with his own. "I don't think shouting's working, Rubes!"

"It's totally working!" Ruby argued, rushing behind Adam. "See?! He doesn't even notice that I'm-" she brought up Crescent Rose to block the incoming swing. "...Okay, maybe it's not exactly going according to plan, but hey, at least he's annoyed!"

"Incredibly so," Adam glared, backing away from the two girls. "Honestly, what kind of idiot screams random words out in the middle of a fight?"

"Weeaboos," Yang immediately answered, earning a glare from Ruby.

"I am not a weeaboo, Yang!" Ruby denied.

"Say whaaat?" Yang drawled out, her hand on her heart in mock hurt. "I was not talking about you, dearest sister! It hurts me that you would think that I would openly mock you when some psychotic zombie madman is trying to kill us! I-I just can't…" she sniffed, wiping away a fake tear. "Believe it!"

"Uuuugh!" Ruby groaned, hiding her face behind her palm. "You're going to hang that Naruto phase over my head for the rest of my life, aren't you?" she muttered, earning a smirk from Yang.

"Yeah, you better-" Ruby glared at her sister.

"Don't you finish that sentence, Yang!"

"...Believe it," she whispered.

"Oh, you can just urine off!"

"I'm starting to feel ignored," Adam muttered, glaring at the two bickering sisters, but he knew what was really going on. They were trying to lure him into attacking one of them and when he did the other would attack from behind, effectively putting him into a pincher position. Oh, but he was smarter than that.

"Believe it believe it believe it believe it!"

He would not fall for such silly provocations-

"Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!"

For he was a master at staying calm in the heat of battle-

"Dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo!"

And when the time was right-

"Stupid head stupid head stupid head stup-"

"That's enough!" he screamed, rushing towards Ruby, ready to spear right through her. "I will not tolerate such foolish behav-"

"Gotcha!" Yang sang as she rammed her fist into his head, knocking him to the ground. "Take! This! You! Bastard!" Yang screamed with each punch, pummeling in Adam's face. "And here's another for the-Whoa!" Yang shouted as she barely saw Adam's blade coming, barely moving her head out of the way.

"Aaaaaaah!" Adam screamed in rage as he swung his blade out again, barely missing as Yang leapt out of the way. Panting heavily he held out his sword, aiming it straight at Yang. "I'm...done..playing...around," he whispered slowly, his sword arm slacking. "When I slice into your skin…" he paused, bringing his blade up and placing his left palm upon it, dragging it slowly across its red surface covering it with his blood. "It will all. Be. Over."

"...I don't get it," Ruby tilted her head in confusion.

"How do you not, ugh, look," Adam said as he pointed at his blood. "A human is turned into a zombie when zombie essence enters their body-"

"Does that mean I can't kiss Weiss?!" Ruby screamed, falling to her knees in despair. "What kind of wife am I if I can't kiss my Weissy?! What kind of cruel god would allow this to pass-"

"You may want to sit down for this one," Yang shrugged before sitting down on the cold cement. "This is going to take awhile.

"...Ugh, fine," Adam muttered, sitting cross legged, doing his best to ignore Ruby's ramblings. "But as soon as she's done I'm killing you both."

"Good luck with that," Yang smirked, never taking her glare off of Adam. 'How much longer are you two going to take?! We can't stall forever!' she thought frustratingly. Things were not looking good, even with her and Ruby attacking Adam they couldn't land a decisive strike. Her punches had little effect and no matter how exhausted he seemed it never slowed him down. 'I only have one shell left, need to use it wisely. And I'm not sure I can use THAT just yet, he'll just dodge it.'

"-And we'll never eat the same cake! How can a married couple not eat the same cake?!" Ruby screamed to the heavens. Finally she stopped, panting as she looked to the skies for answers. "...Okay, I'm done," she said as she stood, pointing Crescent Rose at Adam.

"Ugh, finally! Now prepare to-" and fired, blasting his skull away, exposing his damaged brain.

"Ha! Perfect shot, Rubes!" Yang quickly got up from the ground, rushing towards Adam at top speed, pointing her shotgun straight at his face. "Take this you arrogant-"

"Rurrgh!" a gargled scream as he quickly darted towards her, swinging his sword upwards, slicing Yang's shotgun in two, causing her to trip.

"...Well damn, that sucks," she muttered as she watched Adam jab his blade at her. 'Damn, guess this really is-'

"Watch out, Yang!" Ruby screamed as she tossed her sister aside, Adam's sword plunging into her chest.

"Ruby!" Yang screamed, her eyes wide in horror as she watched her sister writhe in pain. "Get away from-"

"I don't think so!" Adam screamed, removing his blade and instead hugging Ruby against his body, using her to block any attack from Yang. He had no intentions of letting her go.

"Y-Yang…" Ruby muttered, blood dripping from her mouth as her body went pale, tears of blood now running down her bloodshot eyes. "H-help."

"Ruby!" A guttural scream resounded.

"Weiss. Blake," Yang muttered, glancing towards the two girls before turning back to Adam. "W-We have to get her away from him!" she barked, her fist clenching by her sides, nearly choking as she watched her sisters veins pop out. "She-she can be like Weiss! She can still think, right?! She can still-"

"Aaaargh!" Ruby screamed, swiping away, as if trying to claw her way towards Yang.

"Yes! That's right, my puppet!" he laughed, caressing Ruby's cheek. "Go forth, and kill your master's enemies!" he screamed as he released her.

"Raaaaargh!" and slowly she shambled towards them, dragging her feet as she made her way hungrily towards Yang.

"Ruby, no!" Weiss screamed as she rushed over to stand in Ruby's way. "This isn't you! Listen to-" she stopped, staring in horror as Ruby plunged her fist into her chest, ripping through her and out her back, her fist clenched tightly at Weiss's unbeating heart.

"Weiss!" Yang and Blake screamed in horror.

'Huh, so this is how it ends,' she thought bitterly, glaring at Adam through her blurry vision before looking down at Ruby. "...It's been fun, Ruby," she smiled as Ruby's fist slowly pulled itself out of her chest.

"Ruby, stop!" she barely registered Yang's screams, seeing through the corner of her eye as she stood there in shock, Blake nowhere to be seen.

"Aaargh," Ruby moaned, placing her fingers upon Weiss's skull, clenching them tightly as they began drilling into her brain.

"Ruby…" Weiss whispered, the feeling of Ruby's fingers wrapping around her brain. "...Adam stole your cookies."

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It was as if she were in a trance. Every thought, memory, and emotion that she felt alive was replaced by one thing.

Hatred.

A deep seeded hatred for everything and everyone.

Kill them, the mantra sang, as if she were a puppet for this voice to command, a command she couldn't ignore. And she obeyed. She would kill them for the voice, for her puppet master. She would ensure that-

"Adam stole your cookies."

"...Rwaat?" She didn't know what it was she said, could she even talk? But that phrase...just hearing that phrase filled her with a different kind of hatred. One not directed at everything and everyone but…

"Adam. Stole. Your. Cookies." the girl in front of her...what was her name? Rice? She said it again, slowly, as if she was spelling out each letter of each word.

"What are you doing?!" It was the same song, the same mantra that commanded her earlier. "Kill them! Kill them now!"

Was this Adam? Was he the one who stole her…

Cookies. Images of delicious, chocolate chip filled circles danced around her head. A dream of the white haired girl in front of her played inside her mind, a dream of her taking one of these cookies, kissing them with her sweet lips before placing them inside of her mouth, giving her the immense pleasure of chewing on this blessed meal.

"Kill! Them! Now!"

And this man would seek to take this away from her? To steal her dream?! No, she couldn't-wouldn't let this happen!

"I gave you an-" and so she removed her hand from the white haired angel's head and turned, glaring into the eyes of the filthy thief that would deny her salvation, ripping her hand through his torso.

"Rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnne!" she screamed into his face before plunging her other hand into his neck.

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"Holy shit!" Yang shouted in surprise, that was not something she expected to see when she got up this morning. 'Note to self, do not steal zombie Ruby's cookies.'

"Y-you…" Adam growled, raising his sword into the air. "You-" before a blade pierced through both his arms, a chain wrapping around them before pulling his arms behind him.

"Yang, whatever backup plan you have you better do it now!"

"Trait-"

"Rrrrrriiiiinnnnne!"

"Oh right, I forgot about that," Yang muttered, slapping herself on the forehead. "Alright Adam, I'm ending this!" she held out her arm.

"E-ending th-this?" Adam growled, glaring into Yang's blood red eyes. "R-ridiculous! All you and your friends are doing is delaying the-"

"Rocket Punch!" Yang screamed, her prosthetic fist launching from her arm, straight into Adam's face.

"Wait wha-" Blake started, quickly closing her mouth as she watched Yang's fist plow into Adam's face, shattering his skull and blasting his brains all over the pavement. "...What the fuck was that?!"

"Ruby," Yang shrugged, going over to pick up her fist, as if that explained everything. She turned to Ruby, a hopeful smile on her lips. "Wh-what do you think?" she asked tentatively, a bit of worry coming down on her as she saw Ruby's lifeless face.

"...Coooorrrrrr," she mumbled, her eyes slightly widening as she stared at Yang's arm, seemingly in awe. "Sssssoooooo cooooorrrrrr."

"Why am I not surprised," Weiss mumbled, wrapping her arms around Ruby, leaning her head on her shoulder.

"H-heee!" Ruby smiled, leaning her own head against Weiss's. "Rrriiiiiice," she muttered happily, causing the white haired girl to groan.

"Oh great, back to that," she muttered, the smile on her face faltering slightly.

"Hey, it's a great nickname!" Yang teased, walking over to the duo and wrapped an arm around Ruby's shoulder. "Good to have you back, Rubes!"

"Cooooorrrrrrr," Ruby smiled up at her happily, before turning to Blake, her arms held out for a hug. "Brrrraaaaake! Brrrrraaaaaaaake!"

"Yeah, got it. Group hug time," Blake muttered, carefully stepping over Adam's corpse. "But I swear if you bite me for getting you killed I am totally kicking you in the shins."

"Brrrraaaake!" Ruby groaned happily as she pulled Blake into their group hug.

"Oh come on, you had nothing to do with that," Yang whispered as she ran her fingers through Blake's hair. "...It's all Weiss's fault!"

"Fuck off."

"Rrrrraaaaaannnng!"

"Not cool, Yang," Blake snickered, hiding a smirk behind her hand. "Th-that is not cool at all."

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I am not good at fight scenes. Not good at all. Epilogue next, which will actually open up new doors, so if I do still feel inspired with this story then I might actually keep going, all depends if I can come up with some funny stuff or not.