chappy cuatro: I know what Mullido means...


Lance woke up to the smell of coffee, sending him shooting straight out of his bed. " CHICA!" he yelled, running to his kitchen.

He saw Keith making coffee, and Keith noticed. " Damn it."

" KEEEEITH, what'd I tell you!" Lance grabbed Keith's coffee mug, taking a small sip.

Keith gasped in offense. " You hypocrite!"

Lance passed the coffee back to Keith, shrugging. " Okay, Chica. You can have it. But, don't come crying to me when you become Pidge-Sized."

" How about bite-sized?" Keith winked, strolling around to the counter.

The Latino chuckled lightly. " mmhm? you sure?"

" One hundred percent, Amore." Keith nodded, smirk playing at his lips.

Lance wrapped his arms around Keith's neck, and Keith set his coffee down, leaning forward for Lance to kiss lightly on Keith's jaw, then his cheek, then the corner of his mouth.

" You tease." Keith mumbled against Lance's face, and Lance kissed Keith, then slid his tongue to lick Keith's bottom lip, catching it between his teeth, the trailing soft bites down his neck.

" Amore." Keith whispered, smiling gracefully.

" Yes, Chica?"

" I love you."

" I love you more." Lance pressed his nose to Keith's, making the latter giggle.

" There is no possible way. I love you more than you love me."

" Nuh uh. I love you WAY more."

" Nope! I call you Darling constantly."

" In Italian."

" Amore. Darling. Same thing."

" Chica, The most hottest person in all of the galaxies and universes. Same thing."

" Not true, Amore." Keith kissed Lance one last time, then picked up his coffee again.

Lance seemed remembered something as soon as he did, though. " Chica! You know how it's Muffin's birthday?"

" Mmhm."

" Look what i bought her!" Lance ran back to his room, and came back to Keith with a mug.

Keith was generally confused " S'that a coffee mug?"

Lance rolled his eyes. Of course Keith wouldn't get it. " Yeah, but read what it says!"

I like my

COFFEE

how i like my

MEN

( i don't like coffee )

Keith facepalmed. " No, Lance. Damn it."

" Oh, c'mon! It's awesome. And i can get you one toooooo!" He shoved a picture from his phone in Keith's face.

" Lance- Lance no! Oh my, okay, okay! You can give her it. But that's my present too, because i didn't get her one." Keith agreed.

Lance nodded. " Deal. Now, get off the counter, Chica. I need to make breakfast."

Keith hopped off, and went back to the room, then remembering. Something super important. " AMORE!" He called.

" YES, CHICA?"

" COME HERE DAMN IT!"

Lance eventually came trudging through the doorway. " whaaaat Chica?"

" look at what i found when i was doing laundry last niiiight..." Keith singsonged, holding up a folded piece of notebook paper.

Lance gaped. " Is that?"

Keith nodded.

" Where was it?"

" Your short's pocket."

" That little shit. What's it say?" Lance moved next to Keith.

" dunno, open it, i have laundry to put away." Keith handed the paper to his boyfriend, and continued to put away laundry.

Lance carefully unfolded the paper, having to read it at least five times to comprehend the note.

Mullido-

text me i guess

oh yeah and I figured out what Mullido meant, and no, I'm not fluffy.

and then there was his phone number and the apartment complex's number.

Lance squealed. " Chica look! He writes like an old man it's adorable."

Keith laughed after reading. " Go make breakfast! Then you can text him."


Shiro woke up to his sister screaming. Shiro ran to the kitchen where Allura was, pointing at Pidge.

" what is that rat doing in here?!" Allura shrieked.

" Rude. Hey Shirogane." for some reason Pidge liked to call Shiro that. " You know you looove me, Alluring." and for some reason Pidge liked to call Allura that.

Allura blushed a bit. " Nuh uh. Shooooooo! Wait, Is the other rat here too?"

Matt popped up beside Shiro. " Said 'other rat' can hear you."

Allura turned away in anger, making Shiro chuckle. " Pidge, your efforts with your girlfriend is- stunning. I don't know how you can let her get away with calling you a mouse."

" Rat." Pidge corrected, making no effort, however, to correct the 'girlfriend' part.

Matt stared at Pidge, then Shiro. " Shiro! Did you see that!?"

Shiro nodded. He did indeed.

" See what?" Pidge asked casually, grabbing a piece of toast of a plate.

Allura shrieked again. " STOP! THAT IS MIIIIINE!" Allura ripped the bread in half, but shrugged and ate it.

Matt stared at Shiro in disbelief again. " Shiro are you seeing this?!"

" Yes, Matt. I have eyes." Shiro nodded again.

And then Matt started fangirling. " Oh my gosh guys!"

" What?" Allura squinted.

" YOU GUYS WOULD MAKE SUCH A CUTE COUPLLLLEEE! AND THEN SHIRO AND I COULD BE LIKE, BROTHER IN LAWS, AND OH MY GOSH!" Matt danced around happily.

Shiro laughed as he watched Pidge and Allura's faces go deep reed.

" ITS NOT FUNNY TAKASHI!" Allura slapped Shiro's face, and intentionally hopped away from Pidge.

" Yes, it is."

Shiro's phone went off in his room, and Pidge smirked. " Got other places to be, huh?"

He sighed and went to go see his phone,

Unknown Number: Eyyyy Mullido

He chuckled to himself, knowing who it was immediately.

Shiro: Noooooo

Unknown: Whaaat? Too...

Shiro: Don't you dare...

Unknown: FLUFFY

Shiro: Couldn't you go pester your boyfriend and not me?

Unknown: NnnnnnnoPe. He's PuTtIn LaUnDrY aWaY

Shiro: Still.

Unknown: Im not da Mullido who slipped his # in meh pocket.

Shiro needed to change that, Unknown.

Blue: Am i rite or nah

Blue: yeh im rite

Shiro: no.

Blue: mhm sureeeee. What'cha tryna do, Mullido.

oh, Shiro just so happened to be slightly attracted to a certain couple.

Shiro: Nothing.

Blue: Liek shit

Shiro: Blue, nothing. I just need some sort of friends.

Blue: MMHMMM... Im tellin Chica u tryna hit on me.

Shiro blinked a few times.

Shiro: I'm not gay, Lance.

Blue: Theres such thing as Bi, Pan, need i go on?

Shiro: I see your point, but no.

Blue: Red looks abt redy 2 kik ur ass.

Shiro: what why?

Blue:

it was a picture of Keith throwing a laundry basket, his face so red.

Blue: bro u should see this liek legit

Blue: wait no

Blue: u probs shouldnt

Blue: hav u had brekfast yet?

Shiro: No.

Blue: awwww Mullido

Shiro: what

Blue: now i hav 2 invite u over bc i alredy made some brekfast

Shiro: Why do you have to?

Blue: Bc imma nice person

Shiro: no, you're not.

Blue: MULLIDO! I AM SUPER NICE! SEE, im inviting u 2 our casa. It' the apartments named Arus Oaks. 19.

Shiro: I'm not coming anyways.

Truth was, Shiro was smiling dumbly as he managed to put some actual clothes on, actually wake up, and fix his, dare he say it, fluffy hair. He reached the front door, quickly saying " Imma head out," and then he was off.


There was a knock on the door, an Keith was just cooling down from his recent freak out.

He was at the door, and when he checked to see who it was, he ran back to the kitchen. " what the fuck did you do?!"

" Chica, chill. What's up?" Lance said calmly.

Keith pointed to the door. " Shiro."

Lance's eyes widened. " Wait, really?"

" Uh, yeah. Fuck, Lance, what did you do?"

" Nothing, i did nothing, Chica. Play it cool." Lance shrugged and opened the door, smirk playing on his lips.. " Thought ya said you weren't comin' ey Mullido? What'd i tell ya Chica, the guy's desperate."

Shiro's face reddend, and Keith grunted in frustration.

" Okay but seriously, I invited him for breakfast." Lance laughed and gestured inside the apartment. " Come on in Mullido."