Well, here's chapter 2! I have most of the story typed up, I just have to put it in order.


I fell to the ground, face first. It was still really hard. I turned my head to the side, laying down to collect myself for a while.

If I thought I was going insane before, I know I am now. Hoshikagi Kisame almost killed me. I had gone off the deep end, snapped, loco. Because there was no reasonable explanation for me to be here.

'Oh stop.'

I screamed, the birds in the tree around me took off. What the fuck was going on?

'How? Why?' I looked around, everything felt so… bright, alive. And where are my glasses? It took me a few seconds to realize that without my glasses, I could actually see! It was amazing! I looked down at my hands… then my arms… then my body…

"Fuck!" This was bullshit. I was 21 years old. Not 15.

'Sorry, kit. I don't know what happened.' I flinched, looking around for the source, but then remembered. I had some powerful spirit thing trapped in my head and I somehow managed to get stuck in the Naruto world.

Maybe this was just a bad dream? Yeah!

"Ouch!" I rubbed the spot on my arm where I pinched. Nope. That didn't work. Maybe if I close my eyes and think really hard and then open them again? "Fuck me! What is going on? What just happened?"

"I just saved your ass. That's what happened, kit."

I sat up quickly, looking at the stunningly beautiful woman standing in front of me.

"Nekero?"

She crossed her arms and nodded slightly. "Come on, we have stuff to do." She turned and walked off, her ice blue kimono blowing behind her. Her silver hair was unbound and whipped around.

I pulled myself off the ground, cradling the glass bottle.

"Where are we going?"

She tossed her head back, regarding me with slight interest. "To my world." There was a ripple and then everything turned white.

I let go of my tequila and let out a scream. "What the fuck?! Where are we?" I dropped to my knees, clutching my heart that was trying to come out of my chest.

"You need to calm down, kit." She was suddenly crouching in front of me, eyes full of wonder.

"Yeah well. You try to suddenly wake up in a new world then be taken to /another/ new world."

Her sky-blue orbs rolled up and she chuckled. "Come on, we're going to train."

Nekero stood up and held out a hand. I took it, grabbing the tequila with the other.

"I'm going to need more than this bottle."

The world rippled again, and the never-ending white was replaced with a lush forest with a light floral scent.

"You will be fine, kit. Come, we are here." She went through the last row of trees and I followed. A bustling town emerged, the sounds and smells immediately surrounded us. There were people swarming the area. The hair and eye colors were amazing, ranging from bright blues to fiery reds and oranges.

She confidently strode into the mass of people. They almost seemed to part for her before swarming back. The crowd's loud roar was disorienting as I tried to follow her, just barely dodging the carts and stalls scattered in the busy alley.

"Woah…" I tried to keep up as she weaved in and out of the throngs of people and stalls. "Hey! Wait up please!" I ran forward, almost tripping over something.

"Hey!" I glanced down, staring at what looked like an emerald green lizard. "Watch where your big feet are going! Just because I like to be in my dragon form doesn't mean you can step on me!"

It seemed to stalk off, its day ruined because I almost stepped on it. But wait. Did it just say dragon?

"Kit! Over here!"

Nekero was on the other side of a group, waving. I nodded and ran towards her, making sure to not step on anyone or anything else.

My demon-spirit was standing tall among a group of people. They seemed to be enjoying each other's presence, laughing and talking easily. I stayed back, studying the mismatched group.

Nekero sensed my discomfort and sighed loudly as she tugged me forward.

"Stop being such a brat and come over here." She twirled me around, nodding her approval. "These will be your teachers for the next three months." The group nodded, showing varying levels of excitement. "We will show you the basics for now. Later on we can improve your techniques."

"My name is Yamiyo. I will be teaching you basic Genjutsu." The tallest one stepped forward, arms crossed. He was extremely pale, almost seeming to glow. A piece of his jet black hair was pulled back by the wind, revealing his ruby red eyes. I felt an involuntary shiver run down my back. He looked too much like an Uchiha.

"I am Ayako. We will work on Fūinjutsu together. You'll be able to seal away a whole dragon by the time we're done!" I watched as her emerald let a streak of mischief past. She was going to be a pain. "Don't worry little one, I'm going to work your hands until you can't move them!" She let out a dark chuckle while nodding her head. The two brunette buns jiggled, threatening to come out of their ties.

The bulky male came up and wrapped me in a bone crushing hug. "Ah! It's so good to see you, kit! Nekeroshima has told us so much about you!" In a swift movement I was lifted up and thrown into the air. "I'll be your taijutsu partner. I can't wait until we spar!" He plucked me out of the air and carefully set me on the ground.

"Father, you forgot something." Nekero rolled her eyes, giving a small chuckle.

"I did?" He paused, eyebrows scrunching together. "Ah! That's right! My name is Ren! I am Nekeroshima's father and head of our clan." Ren gave a dazzling smile, putting an arm around a petite female. His grey eyes softened at the contact. "This is my lovely wife, Kiyomi."

Kiyomi's pixie like features seemed welcoming and I gave her a slight smile. She returned it fully and her navy-blue eyes danced with excitement.

"I will not be able to provide much help, but I will teach you what I know about healing and plants."

I nodded as her bell-like voice trailed off into the wind, fully entranced by her beauty.

"Okay kit." I snapped out of my daze and looked over to my demon-spirit. "I will be teaching you about our elements and will be working on your stamina, and a few other things." She waved a slender hand towards the other four, dismissing them. "Welcome to hell, kit."

Nekero chuckled and waved her hand again. Only this time water appeared and took on the shape of kunai. In a second, they froze until they were frozen solid.

"N-Nekero?" I watched as she turned towards me, head tilted. "Wha-what are you going to do with those?"

Her silver hair picked up in a surprise gust of wind. The kunai twirled menacingly, a whistling sound came from them.

"Oh nothing, kit. But you will want to start running." With a simple movement of her pointer finger, a kunai flew forward, embedding it in the ground a millimeter from my toes.

"Oh, for fuck's sake." I turned and ran, not even sparing a glance behind me. "You are a sick-"

There was a wet thunk and the next thing I knew was that I was face first on the ground.

"Maybe I should just stay here? The ground seems to love being close to my face…" I tried to move my legs… but nothing happened. "What?" I brought my arms under my chest… only for them to still be sprawled out to my sides. "Holy hell." The only thing that I could move was my head, which I turned to the side, so I wasn't breathing in the dirt anymore.

There was a crunch and Nekero knelt down by my head. I could feel her hands patting my back, but that was it.

"I told you to run remember."

"Yeah well, I'm not used to people throwing weapons at me as I run!"

She snorted and grabbed something in my spine. I only knew it was in my spine because there was a slight amount of pain between my shoulder blades.

"Kit. In this world, everyone will be throwing weapons at you. Everyone will be trying to kill you. Even your teammates will throw your life away if that means it will save theirs. Remember that well." With a swift tug, I could feel my legs again.

"Ugh!" I waited a second to sit up, not sure what to think. "What the hell did I get myself into?"

Nekero stood up using a strong breeze. A hand waved in front of my eyes, reaching down for my hands.

"Come on, kit. It seems we have a lot to work on."


There it is! Maybe I'll add another chapter but we shall see.