Double Trouble: Paradox Brothers!

All: Duel!

Pegasus: I'll start things off. I play Toon World!

(A cartoony book appears on the field)

Pegasus: 3000 LP

Pegasus: Now I summon Toon Gemini Elf! (1900/900)

(Cartoon twin elves appeared)

Dox: My move! I summon Labyrinth Wall (0/3000) in attack mode!

(A giant wall appears)

Odion: You can't play that card! It has five stars!

Dox: Wrong! I can summon it without a sacrifice, courtesy of my Cost Down spell card!

Pegasus: I suddenly regret making that card.

Omi: Why would he play it in attack mode? It has 0 attack points!

Para: You will soon find out fellow bald one!

(Omi is freaked out by this comment)

Kimiko: Freaky.

Tristan: HA! Now you owe me 5 bucks!

Duke: Darn…

Para: My move! I summon Kaiser Sea Horse! (1700/1650)

(A fish like warrior emerges)

Odion: I play 5 cards face down and end my turn.

Para: That is it? What a useless move!

(A/N CAUTION: REALLY FREAKY PART HERE)

Dox: Indeed! You must be true to your groove!

(Everyone is freaked out by this)

Serenity: Joey, they scare me.

Joey: I know Serenity they scare me too.

Omi: Clay, hold me. Or at least give me your hat and some earplugs until this is over.

Clay: Can't blame ya, lil guy. (gives Omi his hat and earplugs)

Omi (muffled from under the hat): Thank you!

Pegasus: My move! I play Exchange! Now me and Odion can swap cards!

(Odion walks over to Pegasus)

Odion's hand: Temple of the Kings

Pegasus's hand: Toon Fusion, Toon Buster Blader, Toon Dark Magician, Toon Table of Contents, and Broken Rules

Pegasus: …

Odion: …

Pegasus: Not much choice, is their. (Takes Temple of the Kings)

Odion: No. Not for you anyway. (Takes Broken Rules)

(They resume their normal duel positions)

Pegasus: First, I play the magic card Toon Fusion! It allows me to fuse two Toon Monsters in my hand! I choose Toon Dark Magician and Toon Buster Blader! Now I summon, the Toon Dark Paladin! (2900/2400)

(A very un-toon like monster appeared)

Pegasus: Now I activate: Temple of The Kings!

To be continued…

Grandpa: PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!