Double Trouble: Paradox Brothers!
All: Duel!
Pegasus: I'll start things off. I play Toon World!
(A cartoony book appears on the field)
Pegasus: 3000 LP
Pegasus: Now I summon Toon Gemini Elf! (1900/900)
(Cartoon twin elves appeared)
Dox: My move! I summon Labyrinth Wall (0/3000) in attack mode!
(A giant wall appears)
Odion: You can't play that card! It has five stars!
Dox: Wrong! I can summon it without a sacrifice, courtesy of my Cost Down spell card!
Pegasus: I suddenly regret making that card.
Omi: Why would he play it in attack mode? It has 0 attack points!
Para: You will soon find out fellow bald one!
(Omi is freaked out by this comment)
Kimiko: Freaky.
Tristan: HA! Now you owe me 5 bucks!
Duke: Darn…
Para: My move! I summon Kaiser Sea Horse! (1700/1650)
(A fish like warrior emerges)
Odion: I play 5 cards face down and end my turn.
Para: That is it? What a useless move!
(A/N CAUTION: REALLY FREAKY PART HERE)
Dox: Indeed! You must be true to your groove!
(Everyone is freaked out by this)
Serenity: Joey, they scare me.
Joey: I know Serenity they scare me too.
Omi: Clay, hold me. Or at least give me your hat and some earplugs until this is over.
Clay: Can't blame ya, lil guy. (gives Omi his hat and earplugs)
Omi (muffled from under the hat): Thank you!
Pegasus: My move! I play Exchange! Now me and Odion can swap cards!
(Odion walks over to Pegasus)
Odion's hand: Temple of the Kings
Pegasus's hand: Toon Fusion, Toon Buster Blader, Toon Dark Magician, Toon Table of Contents, and Broken Rules
Pegasus: …
Odion: …
Pegasus: Not much choice, is their. (Takes Temple of the Kings)
Odion: No. Not for you anyway. (Takes Broken Rules)
(They resume their normal duel positions)
Pegasus: First, I play the magic card Toon Fusion! It allows me to fuse two Toon Monsters in my hand! I choose Toon Dark Magician and Toon Buster Blader! Now I summon, the Toon Dark Paladin! (2900/2400)
(A very un-toon like monster appeared)
Pegasus: Now I activate: Temple of The Kings!
To be continued…
Grandpa: PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!
