(After the small time story it might get... Hot. Some guilty story write so if you want to read to the point of were Drakar is pinned than that would be suggested if you want to keep it PG-13.)
(Pinewatch/3rd POV)
Drakar walked out of the overhang. Relief was all he had. Pure, bliss relief. "Excuse me?" A woman's voice spoke as he turned. "Is Alduin in there?" Said a the man standing next to said woman. "Yeah. Who wants to know?" "Just her dear parents."
(Alduin's POV)
I was hot and jittery. He confessed! He really just said "I love you" to me! "Hello honey!" Said a scary familiar voice. "I wonder what you were doing with this dragon born here." I turned to see Drakar held by the scruff of his shirt by an odd looking man, but no doubt was my father's human disguise. My mother did no attempt to hide herself, but only with an old cloak and mask. "M-mother! F-f-father! What are you two doing here!?" Drakar shuttered uncomfortably as the scruff was digging into his neck. "I just want to test you lover's mettle. If he succumbs to his human urges than he is sent to oblivion." A laugh was heard, but was from none of the gods in the room. "Ok then what's your test? I'm trained in a vast rang of fighting so be difficult!" You stupid, lovingly cute human.
"A test of sexual urges then" Said the woman. I saw Drakar go limp. Not because he was out matched, but was defeated. "Umm can I get a second opinion?" The father snarled at him. "No take backs. You accepted now is the time for the test." He was soon put in the middle and my mom took off her cloak. "Mom! Why are you naked!?" The goddess just smiled. "I have the perfect human body that's why." She walked to him, but Drakar just shrugged. She got on his lap and wrapped her hands around his neck. "Not so hot now are you?" "Yesh is this all you got?" Drakar's smartass mode had just engaged. Dibella was taken back a little. "W-what!? Don't you want me!? Surely you can't resist a god!" Drakar had a evil plan when I saw his eyes flash.
"I walk around with an attractive god every day"
(Drakar POV)
Cheesy one liners for the win! She jumped off me and contemplated her beauty behind her husband who was flabbergasted at the words. The man slowly walked up and grabbed my shoulder, but instead of smiting me or beating me he did the most unpredictable thing a husband can do: Laugh. He laughed so hard he fell to his knees in effort to breath. "T-that wa-was to fun-funny!" Alduin looked at me and I smiled at her. "I wasn't lying. Was I?" Alduin blushed and looked away. "Too damn flirty for your own good..." She commented to me, but I just chuckled.
"By oblivion you sir are tolerant. Nobody has made m laugh like that and denied my wife like that in a LONG time." He wiped a tear from his eye and turned to his daughter. "All I can say is... I'm proud. You've found a good, loyal man." Alduin smiled softly as she knelt down and nuzzled her father. Akatosh than turned to me. "If you remain loyal than I wish you the best, but slip up than you will beg for death when I'm done with you." I nodded frantically as he went over to the now covered woman as they went off in a blink of light.
"You have... Interesting parents..." "Yeah..." The awkwardness was heavy in the air, but then the dragon pinned me down unexpectedly.
(?/3rd POV)
"What you you doing Dibella?" Akatosh observed as she hung over the view point. "Just giving out daughter a boost to get things going. I do want grandchildren." Akatosh looked at her in surprise.
(Pinewatch)
Drakar was held under her weight as she eyed him like a piece of meat. He gulped as she sniffed him up and down. A soft growl was heard as she licked his cheek. As much as he was enjoying this he didn't know what to think about the events that was going on. "A-Alduin. What are you-" He was stopped as her face came close to his. "Muun Buld Lin!" He watched as her scales grew bright. Brighter to the point he covered his eyes. Now what layed before him was a woman. No clothes and was not planing on putting anything on. "Hi fen liin voth zey..." She crawled up onto him and started stripping armor. "A-Alduin... Your coming o-on a l-little strong here." She didn't care until she got him down to the loincloth. She leaned down and saw a happy little bulge slightly throbbing and threatened to poke her eye out.
"A-Alduin... C-can we j-just tone it down?" She flipped the loincloth over and saw the large throbbing member and grabbed hold of it. "A-A-ALDUIN" She then quickly crammed it into her mouth. Drakar soon felt his soul leave his body for a moment at the massive pleasure he was enduring now.
(Mwhahaha. I'm such a tease at times aren't I? Don't worry you'll get what's cumming. *I'll stop with my over the top puns now...* If you came this far than you sir are a trooper and a questionable individual, but in fan fictions I guess this is no doubt weird compared to the rest. Toddles!)
