A/N: Hello, all! This is a parody on fanfictions where the Sonic characters have toes, and it also based off of, once again, a story in Alvin Schwartz's Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark! I know I haven't been updating much lately, but I'm currently working on a BIG Shadow story! :3 I'm also working on another, which I won't tell you the details of. For now, enjoy this awkward fluff-filled comedy chapter! cx ~ PierceTheBre


Endless Shadow Oneshots, Chapter 11 - The Big Toe

"Where is my toe-oe-oe-oe?"

Shadow's ear flicked. What? He was alone in a field, so who could have been singing such an atrocious song?

"Where is my toe-oe-oe-oe?"

Shadow ignored the wailing, and continued to walk towards his house. He had been out in the field so he could dig up some nice flowers to put in his house. Flowers reminded him of Maria.

"Where is my toe-oe-oe-oe?"

"Shut up!" Shadow shouted. Suddenly, he tripped over a stump in the ground. "What the...?" He glanced back over, to see nothing other than a blue big toe sticking out of the ground! "Sonic? Is that your...toe?"

"Where is my toe-oe-oe-oe?"

Shadow had had enough of the irritating song. He picked up the hoe, marched over to the stump of a toe, and wacked it off!

"Where is my - OW!" screamed the blue hedgehog.

"I got your athlete's foot-infested toe!" Shadow retorted. He then held the toe out by the fur like it was infected with some sort of horrendous disease, and ran home.


That night, as Shadow lay in bed, he heard something off in the distance cry, "Where is my toe-oe-oe-oe?"

"Hmph, like I'd tell you. Now leave me alone!" Shadow said as he pulled the blankets up around his head.

"Where is my toe-oe-oe-oe?" The voice sounded closer this time.

"Sonic, if you don't shut the hell up and leave me alone, I will shoot your head off," the black-and-crimson hedgehog snarled.

"Where is my toe-oe-oe-oe?" Now Sonic's voice sounded like it was outside of his bedroom.

"FAKER, I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU TAKE ONE STEP INSIDE OF MY ROOM - "

"Where is my toe-oe-oe-oe?" Shadow's bedroom door swung open, but to his surprise, nobody was standing there.

"What the...?" Shadow sat up. He looked around his room, yet could not spy his rival. Sonic would certainly pay for messing with him.

"Where is my toe-oe-oe-oe?"

"THAT'S IT!" Shadow leaped up from his bed, and at the same time, Sonic jumped up from his crouching position on the floor.

"AHH! YOU'VE GOT MY TOE!" Sonic screamed.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR STEPPING ONE FOOT INSIDE MY HOUSE AND - "

"YOU HAVE MY BIG TOE! YOU WERE GOING TO EAT IT, LIKE IN THAT OLD FOLK STORY!"

"Don't be absurd...it had fungus on it."

"You kept it under your couch, Shadz!"

"I found it for you because I'm nice!"

Sonic sat still for a moment. Then, he suddenly burst into laughter. "It was an elaborate prank! You didn't even see it coming! My real toe is still attached!"

Shadow fumed. "How dare you pull such a pathetic excuse for a prank on me!"

Sonic sped out of Shadow's house. Shadow pulled a gun out of nowhere in a very cliche way and began chasing and shooting at Sonic.

All was well with the world.