AnnabethSaysHi-

To Percabeth: If you can defeat Kronos and Gaea, survive Tartarus, and fight monsters, how can you get rid of constipation?

Percy: ...I would prefer not to answer this question.
Leo: Agreed.
Percy: I hate you.

TawnyFire-
question: what species was the attacking potato?

Percy: I think it's a vegetable.
Percy: Is a potato a vegetable?
Percy: I think it is.
Annabeth: Percy, a potato is not a vegetable. It is a tuber.
Percy: Seriously? That's a thing?
Annabeth: Yes, seaweed brain, a tuber is a thing. It is
1: A much thickened underground part of a stem or rhizome, e.g., in the potato, serving as a food reserve and bearing buds from which new plants arise.
2: A rounded swelling or protuberant part.
Percy: That sounds like it was just copied from a dictionary.
Caleo4evah: What? Of course it wasn't copied. Annabeth talks like that all the time! *Looks around nervously*

Emotional Peep-

Thalia: Do you ever not like being a huntress?

Thalia: Well, I'm all for the not dating part. Boys are gross.
Thalico and Thaluke fans: *Pouts*
Thalia: But it's weird seeing everyone I know get old, while I don't age at all. So that's too bad.
Thalia: Plus, I don't really-
Leo: RANDOM PENCIL ATTACK! *Throws around bacon*
Thalia: Seriously? During MY question?
Percy: *Catches a piece of bacon* Also, didn't you say a 'pencil' attack? Not that I'm complaining. *Eats bacon*
Leo: That's what makes it random!
Thalia: And not the fact that you INTERRUPTED ME?
Leo: Well, this is a bad sign. Hey look, a tree! I'm going over there to...check… that it's working...and stuff...bye! *Runs away*
Thalia: Yeah, you'd BETTER run!
Caleo4evah: Let's move on to a slightly less dangerous question, shall we?
Annabeth: But the question didn't even-

DiAngelo646-

To the Seven Nico and Reyna: HAVE YOU GUYS EVER PLAYED TATTLETAIL, EMILY WANTS TO PLAY, FIVE NIGHT'S AT FREDDY'S, OR ALL THREE?!

Annabeth: -have anything to do with it!
Annabeth: Wait…
Caleo4evah: Well, this question can't really be answered, as I've never played any of those.
Caleo4evah: But I sort of know what goes on in Five Nights at Freddy's, so let's just try that!
Everyone: *Appears in closet*
Caleo4evah: *fidgets with magic teleportation power* I may be a little rusty.

Percy Fan 65252-

To everyone: What do you think of the GIANT VEGETABLES ?

Annabeth: IT'S A TUBER!
Percy: I still don't get that.
Caleo4evah: Well, that's what it said on google, so it must be true. Although that is completely unrelated.
Caleo4evah: And since a certain reviewer wanted this chapter to be mostly Percabeth, *winks at unnamed reviewer in case she/he doesn't want to be mentioned* this question is going to be answered by them. Go. *Snaps fingers and everyone but Percy and Annabeth are outside the closet*
Percy: mpht jwn udd cnjdb?
Caleo4evah: What?
Annabeth: hf kabal iaje wehos, q sosbal.
Caleo4evah: WHAT
Percy: Deuab?
Caleo4evah: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Annabeth: F RUJJF TYDT SRSX!
Percy: j deiibes uiahed wdbaik adioadb iahd aihd ihd akwdkb.
Annabeth: m bdea, klwqa?
Caleo4evah: That's it. *Snaps fingers again and translation appears below*

Percy: What do we do?
Caleo4evah: What?
Annabeth: We answer the question, I think.
Caleo4evah: WHAT
Percy: Huh?
Caleo4evah: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Annabeth: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Percy: I literally have no idea what she is saying.
Annabeth: I know, right?
Caleo4evah: And that's the translation!
Annabeth: Wait, you never said that.
Caleo4evah: So what? It's
my translation, not yours.
Annabeth: Gods…
Caleo4evah: WHAT WAS THAT?
Annabeth: Nothing, nothing…
Caleo4evah: Good.
Percy: But what about the question?
Percy: Hey, I didn't get cut off!
Caleo4evah: Yeah, but only because the readers are probably tired of all you guys getting cut off all the time.
Percy: Who are the re-

Hey guys!
First of all, sorry for not updating! Also for not answering some of the questions! Right now, I'm in a place with really crappy internet, so I almost couldn't publish it/work on it. But I pulled through! And now you have a new chapter! Again, I probably won't update in a while, but you try writing a fanfiction while your parents make you do chores on a holiday, and you were out all day, and your parents are making you go to bed
just because it's eleven at night, and you don't even have an actual computer! (Well, I have a computer now. That's the reason I was out today. Yay!)
Anyway, enough of the sob story. Which wasn't even that sad. I will see you sometime later.
Bye,
-Caleo4evah