BeepBooopMan-
To the Seven, Nico, and Coach Hedge: Funniest Prank on the Argo II?
Leo: Oh man, I'm glad you asked.
Caleo4evah: Yeah, he is. I had to spend days thinking of a good answer.
Leo: Wait… isn't this our question?
Caleo4evah: Uh…
Percy: Oh no! We must be brainless clones under her control!
Piper: And since we can't think for ourselves, she has to answer everything!
Frank: AHHHH!
Hazel: And she's probably enjoying this, too.
Caleo4evah: I am not!
Octavian: *Punches himself in the face*
Caleo4evah: Okay, maybe a little. But you aren't clones!
Annabeth: Oh...that is even worse.
Percy: What do you mean?
Annabeth: There is an ancient legend telling of a great power. A power that allows the wielder to control and command a group of people as if they were just some words on paper. It is called…
Everyone: What?
Annabeth: A Fanfiction.
Everyone: *gasps*
Percy: Wait...WHERE'S CALEO4EVAH?
Leo: Oh, she had to work on some homework. It was due last week, so she really needs to work on it. *looks at readers with a knowing look*
Jason: Then what are we waiting for?
Frank: Um...flying pigs?
Percy: Been there, done that. Wait, where are we going exactly?
Annabeth: A mystical place called the Fanfictisland. To be freed from Caleo4evah's power, we must journey there and take the ImaginaPen to write our own destinies..
Percy: Um, Annabeth...why do you sound so different? I mean you're usually logical and stuff, but-
Leo: Maybe Caleo4evah's been watching too much TV.
Percy: Yeah, maybe.
Rachel: Need a prophecy? I think the oracle wants-
Hazel: Nah, I think we're good.
Rachel: Oh, okay…
Leo: Wow, Caleo4evah must be lazy today.
Piper: Wait, what about the questions? Aren't we supposed to answer them or something? I mean, the readers have been so awesome lately. We wouldn't want to disappoint them.
Percy: Yeah, readers are awesome. If Caleo4evah was here, she'd probably say that she's really grateful for the time they've spent with this fanfic, and everyone she knows is jealous her readers are so awesome. Okay, maybe not the last part.
Nico: How about we answer the questions on the way?
Annabeth: Yes, we shall shape the great questions into great ideas, slowly making our way to victory.
Percy: …
Percy: Yeah, there's definitely something weird going on with you.
Jason: So does anyone actually know where to go?
Annabeth: I do!
Jason: ...Why am I not surprised?
Annabeth: But we must first choose who shall come along on our quest.
Leo: Well, obviously us seven.
Nico: I'll go…
Will: If Nico's going, then so am I.
Thalia: I could use a break.
Grover: I am so going.
Rachel: You might need me!
Reyna: And I'll go too.
Calypso: Hey, why not?
Stolls: And we're going too!
Percy: Before the entire camp joins in, how about we leave now?
Annabeth: Tis' a long journey, but it is said to start at the Mountain of Login Failures.
Leo: What kind of name is that?
Percy: A realistic one. I can never get into my Pokémon Go account.
Everyone: …
Percy: LeT's Go NoW!
Percy: Wait, where is it?
Percy: GAH!
Annabeth: We're here!
Percy: How..What...the mountain...AHH!
Annabeth: To reach the top, we must picture it clearly in our minds, knowing that if we keep trying, we will succeed.
Nico: Well, meet you at the top. *shadow travels*
Will: DON'T YOU DARE.
Nico: *comes back* Okay, okay.
Leo: This Mountain looks endless, and I have a craving for Fonzies. Can we do a question now?
Annabeth: Frank, push the question button.
HairyPotter-
Hey Leo: Would you be the official god of Fonzies?
Leo: I can't believe I forgot to put FONZIES in my list of godliness! But yes, I so would.
Annabeth: Then use the question to reach the top.
Leo: Okay… BONZAAI! *magic carpet of Fonzies appears*
Annabeth: Come on, everyone!
Everyone: *flies to the top using magical carpet of Fonzies*
Leo: WHOO! This is SO RANDOM!
Percy: *sees treasure chest on the top* Hey, what's that?
Annabeth: It must be the first step of the journey!
Reyna: *opens it* If it's ancient, why does it say Made in Taiwan?
Annabeth: …
Piper: Doesn't matter. What's inside?
Reyna: Just a slip of paper. Hey, there's writing on it!
Reyna: These words make no sense.
Calypso: Let me see. *takes paper* Wow, this actually is old. These words are written in ancient Minoan!
Leo: You mean that language that I completely don't understand? It's bad enough when you and Apollo were speaking it in Indiana, and now—
Calypso: Leo, I love you, but you need to shut up.
Leo: Aww, you said you love me!
Percy: She also said to shut up.
Calypso: I can decode it, if you STOPPED TALKING.
Leo: …
Calypso: Better. Now, it says something about updates. Do any of you know-
Percy: GAH!
Annabeth: It looks like we have arrived at the Cave of Slow Updating.
Percy: I NOTICED!
Grover: So do we just go in?
Annabeth: There may be danger in store for us. Frank, push the question button.
Frank: Gods, it's like that's all I'm good for...
Guest-
To: Baby Annabeth: Do u like how u r going to turn out when u grow up? Why or why not?
Annabeth: FINALLY.
Annabeth: A QUESTION.
Annabeth: I CAN STOP TALKING ALL MYSTERIOUSLY.
Percy: …
Annabeth: It is SO good to be myself again. THANK YOU GUEST!
Percy: ...Wait.
Percy: If you hated it, why were you doing it?
Annabeth: Caleo4evah watched too much TV.
Leo: I KNEW IT!
Annabeth: So this question if for baby me, huh? Anyone got a time machine?
Doctor Who: I do, but I rarely let people-
Annabeth: Don't care. Come on everybody!
Everyone except for the actual doctor: *time travels*
Percy: How do you even know how to operate this thing?
Annabeth: I just do. Now let's meet baby me!
Baby Annabeth: Who the heck are you?
Percy: …
Annabeth: I'm you. Just older.
Baby Annabeth: Then how are you here? Einstein's theory of relativity explains that-
Percy: Is anyone else concerned that an actual baby is lecturing us on time travel?
Thalia: Well, it is Annabeth.
Percy: Good point.
Annabeth: So, in your future, you'll have to answer a bunch of random questions. The one we're doing now is asking you what you think of me.
Percy: How does this help us with the cave exactly?
Annabeth: Oh, right! You're coming with me, Mini Me.
Everyone (still no doctor): *time travels*
Doctor who: YOU CAN'T GO TO A TIME WHERE-
Annabeth: Still don't care. You can go away now.
Annabeth: Okay, guys, let's go!
Everyone(Doctor Who left): *Goes into cave*
Annabeth: Okay, what do you think of me?
Baby Annabeth: Well, you're okay, but I still don't know anything about you except that you're me from the future. Which, I guess, would mean that everything about me is you, so I would know a lot about you. Unless you grow out of the stuff I am now, so that would still mean I don't know you. Although I doubt I could ever outgrow my fear of spiders, so that counts. Hey, is that guy your boyfriend? I'm good at reading people, so I can tell he's protective of you. Wait, now he's confused. Now he's nervous. Now it looks like he's freaking out. Now he's banging his head on the wall, but that one's kind of obvious. Does he freak out a lot? Anyway, back on topic-
Cave: AARRGGHH! *reveals exit*
Annabeth: Thanks, mini me. You can go back in time again now.
Doctor Who: You can't let a baby operate my time machine!
Baby Annabeth: I wonder what this does?
Time machine and Baby Annabeth: *disappear*
Thalia: Hey, another treasure chest!
Leo: Hey, that looks like it's in Spanish now!
Piper: What's next, Italian?
Piper: Don't answer that.
Leo: Cool, Flamer Valley! I don't know what that means, but it sounds cool. Hot. Whatever.
Leo: Wait, what is-
Percy: GAH!
Percy: Why does this keep happening?
Travis: So this is flamer valley?
Connor: The name fits.
Travis: It really does.
Rachel: What gave it away? The flames or the valley?
Stolls: Both.
Rachel: Naturally.
Leo: So we just get to the end? Easy! *Steps into fire* Ow!
Calypso: Did it hurt? I thought heat didn't affect you.
Leo: It doesn't! But walking in didn't seem like burning...more like a feeling.
Will: Let me see! *pokes hand into flames* Woah. That's...weird.
Annabeth: What happened?
Will: It's like...I don't know. A total depressing feeling takes over your body, sort of like those dementors from Harry Potter.
Nico: Wait, you read those?
Will: Of course!
Nico: Remember the part with the thing?
Will: Yes! Classic. And remember the other thing?
Solangelo: *Talks animatedly with lots of hand moving and occasionally squeals*
Everyone else: …
Percy: Well. That happened.
Thalia: Can't we just do the question now?
Frank: *sighs* I'm on it.
E13I7UI1411-
To the seven: Brason anyone?
Nico: *squeals*
Jason: What's Brason?
Nico: Well, you see…*explains entire phenomenon of the shaping and development of Brason*
Jason: Wait...You're saying there's literally a ship between me and a brick?
Nico: Yep!
Jason: Wow, fans are weird.
Leo: No kidding.
Jason: And how would you know?
Leo: I have tons of fangirls and fanboys! They flock to me like moths to a flame-
Thalia: We already did that in one of those in-between books, so would you just SHUT UP?
Leo: …
Thalia: Finally. Jason, can you use the question?
Jason: Oka-
Annabeth: Wait!
Thalia: What now?
Annabeth: Those in-between books...SOME OF THE FORMAT WAS IN CALEO4EVAH'S STYLE!
Percy: Hey, you're right! Nico, do you remember the T-shirt?
Nico: And the Poop Pile?
Percy: As if it were yesterday.
Annabeth: So if ACTUAL BOOKS can use it, why can't we?
Reyna: Yeah! Those reviewers who say we can't use it have to be wrong.
Everyone: *cheers*
Thalia: Okay, good talk, we're ON A QUEST HERE!
Annabeth: Right. Jason?
Jason: I don't know how this will work. What do I say?
Thalia: Wing it.
Jason: I guess. Um, Brason powers, activate!
Bricks: *start raining from the sky, smothering all flames*
Jason: *blinks* Wow, I did not expect that.
Rachel: Another treasure chest! *opens it* Hey, I think this is Italian! Anyone here speak Italian?
Piper: SERIOUSLY?
Nico: I do…
Rachel: Well, then read the note!
Nico: Troll bridge. This says troll bri-
Percy: GAH! Oh, PLEASE tell me that's the last time that happens!
Hazel: So this is troll bridge? After everything else that's happened so far, I expected something…
Frank: Bigger? Fancier? Weirder?
Hazel: Yeah.
Jason: Where's the troll?
?: Seriously? Have you never read any fairy tales or something?
Jason: ...What?
?: I'm under the bridge, of course!
Jason: Oh...can you come out?
?: Okay, okay, no need to be so picky about it.
Jason: But I wasn't-
Piper: Jason?
Jason: Yeah?
Piper: Shut up.
Jason: …
?: *comes up and tries to look scary*
Percy: You don't look like a troll.
?: Hey, everyone I know says I'm a BIG troll!
Percy: You look more like an old dude.
Annabeth: Perseus Dolphin Jackson, would you at least try to be more polite?
Percy: ...And of course you use my new middle name.
?: Wait...Perseus Jackson?
Percy: Percy. And yeah. Why?
?: HI!
Percy: Uh...hi?
Annabeth: How do you know his name?
?: Annabeth!
Annabeth: What?
?: And Leo and Jason and Piper and Frank and Hazel and Thalia and Nico and Grover and Rachel and Calypso and Reyna and Will and Connor and Travis!
Everyone: …
Annabeth: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?
?: Oh, I never introduced myself, did I? I'm Rick Riordan!
Percy: Who?
Rick Riordan: Your author!
Percy: What in the name of...HOW?
Annabeth: Are you sure about that catchphrase?
Leo: Personally, I think how in the name of WHAT would sound way better.
Percy: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO SAY MY CATCHPHRASES.
Rick Riordan: So what brings you here?
Annabeth: Well, we're on a quest-
Rick Riordan: Oh, THAT quest. I was wondering how long it would take for you to show up.
Grover: What does that mean?
Rick Riordan: There are TONS of fanfics about you guys. You're lucky to just be in a random, funny one. Some of those other ones are dark. *shudders*
Rachel: *looks worried* Wait, if we manage to escape this fanfic, what would happen to us?
Thalia: Would we end up in one of those fanfics?
Everyone: *looks nervous*
Rick Riordan: Nah, you'd just be free of Caleo4evah's control.
Everyone: Phew! *wipes forehead*
Rick Riordan: But anyway, I need to provide a challenge for you guys. So isn't there a question button or something?
Frank: Hmph. *crosses arms*
EuphoriaAndNewBooks-
To Percy, Thalia, and Grover: did you ever end up going to the dam snack bar?
Percy, Thalia, and Grover: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Everyone else who knows the joke: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Everyone who doesn't know it: …?
Zoë: *IM's them* I still don't get it. *leaves*
Grover: Okay, so we did actually get to go there. But I never got my dam french fries.
Thalia: And I still need to use the dam restroom.
Grover: But we did get to have a...BURRITO FIGHT!
Everyone: *throws burritos at Rick Riordan*
Rick Riordan: WHERE DID THOSE EVEN COME FROM?
Leo: *shrugs* Caleo4evah is weird.
Rick Riordan: *disappears*
Hazel: The treasure chest!
Percy: Hey, it's in English this time!
Percy: …
Percy: Who here can read English?
Frank: Um, I can…
Percy: Great! Can you read it?
Frank: Ugh, fine.
Frank: Wait, I think this is the last step! It's talking about the Fanfictisland!
Percy: Oh, please don't tell me-
Percy: GAH!
Percy: SERIOUSLY?
Reyna: The Fanfictisland… WE'RE HERE!
Thalia: Kinda small, don't you think?
Jason: Doesn't matter. What does matter is that WE'RE ALMOST FREE!
Annabeth: *sees pedestrial with magical floating silver pen* Look! The ImaginaPen!
Percy: I'm taking it. *runs there past a bunch of traps that all go off and ignores them*
Percy: GOT IT! *notices the chaos behind him* Did I miss something?
Annabeth: *wipes oil off her hair* Yes. You did.
Piper: So how do we use this exactly?
Annabeth: Hmmm...Anyone got a piece of paper?
Travis: *gives paper* I never leave Camp without it.
Annabeth: I won't ask. ImaginaPen?
Percy: *gives*
Annabeth: Gotta get all mysterious for this…*takes breath*
Annabeth: ImaginaPen, SET US FREE!
Pen: *starts writing*
Hazel: Look, it's saying something!
Pen: *writes APRIL FOOLS!*
Hazel: Huh?
Caleo4evah: *appears out of nowhere* You just got PRANKED!
Percy: Wait, you mean we aren't in a fanfiction?
Caleo4evah: Nope!
Hazel: But it's not even April.
Caleo4evah: Which makes it even FUNNIER!
Rick Riordan: And you call me a Troll...
Caleo4evah: *turns to readers for explanation* See, in the first question, I had no idea what to write. So I made the entire chapter into the answer!
Leo: But this isn't the Argo II…
Caleo4evah: Isn't it? *watches as the fanfictisland's exterior melts away, revealing the Argo II*
Percy: *bangs head against the wall* I can't believe we fell for that. I mean, come on. A fanfiction? That just doesn't happen.
Caleo4evah: That is absolutely correct, Percy. *winks at readers*
Yeah, yeah, you're going to get on my case for not updating in almost a month. But good news: I'm not dead! Yay! *throws confetti*
Seriously, though.
By the way, I'll set up a vote for the Sally/Paul ship name.
Saul: 2
Pally: 2
Paully: 1
Bloson: 1
Blofson: 1
Let me know what you think about this chapter! I know it's different from normal, so I'd appreciate the feedback.
Wow, what is happening to me? Since when do I use words like feedback?
Okay, I'll let myself off the hook for now. See ya later, guys!
-Caleo4evah
PS: I finally figured out how to do the grey line thing!
