This has some smexy in it so here's your warning.

I had brought back the other members of the Alpha Team to my house after a trip to the bar in celebration of something. Jill got the couch while Brad and Joseph got the two recliners. Wesker and Chris got the pull out bed couch. In the morning I checked on everyone the three in the living room were still fast asleep so I headed downstairs and on my way down I heard squeaking.

'Are they really fucking down here?' I thought to myself

When I turned the corner I am greeted to the sight of a naked Wesker and Chris going at it. Wesker was balls deep in Chris who was restrained with blue fuzzy handcuffs.

"Wesker where did you get those handcuffs, I removed all objects in everyone's pockets?" I ask since me and Jill have been trying to get the two together.

"I have ways of hiding things Burton." Wesker replied

"Why blue though?" I ask

"They match my eyes and they go with my outfit." Wesker says

"Okay then." I reply

I head upstairs and I go over to Jill.

"Jill wake up." I say shaking her

"What is it Barry?" She asks

"Wesker is ball deep in Chris in the basement." I tell her

"Finally those two banged each other." Jill says then grins

"I know that look what are you thinking about doing?" I ask

"I want to record them." Jill asks

"What why!" I softly exclaim so I don't wake up Brad and Joseph

"Blackmail to keep those two together." Jill replies

I shake my head but I go get her a camcorder. We head downstairs and record the rest of Wesker fucking Chris, well more like Jill recorded it while I closed my eyes and covered my ears.

When my wife came home I told her what happened and she told me that we're burning the couch. Needless to say we did burn it. I wonder what happened to that tape.