Here's a conversation in text that I had with a drunken Wesker after being woken up by my phone going off.

Wesker: brtun, wak p im 1 dryl 3 decw. (Burton, wake up I'm to drunk to drive)

Me: damn it Wesker again! Wesker: spery (Sorry)

Me: Where are you?

Wesker: var (Bar)

Me: Which bar Wesker: prwru bond waitess wit lyns (Pretty blonde waitress with lines)

Me: Are you talking about Cindy?

Wesker: yrs (Yes)

Me: Okay please don't drink anything more and don't leave the bar. I'm on my way.

When I get there I'm greeted by Cindy watching a drunk Wesker.

"Hello Cindy." I greet

"Hi Barry." Cindy greets back happily

"Please tell me he hasn't done anything embressing." I ask

The most embressing thing I have noticed is he had to get close to look at my name badge which he said pretty then went to walk away but he stumbled and knowing him just stumbling is embressing. He also broke two shot glasses." Cindy informs me

"At least you don't have to work with Wesker. How much?" I ask pulling my wallet out

"I can give lower the prices on the shot glasses since we just ordered new ones and are expecting them soon but he didn't pay for his drinks and since my boss is around I can't make them free because and I quote "Cindy. Jack is comin to inspect us this week so no free drinks!", the total is Fourty two eighty six." Cindy says

"Jeez what did this man drink?!" I question picking up a now passed out Wesker

"A lot of expensive alcahol. He grumbled something about needed to get wasted but having it taste good too." Cindy replies

I drag Wesker out of the bar and Cindy held the door open for me.

"Thank you, goodnight Cindy." I say

"Welcome and goodnight Barry, I wish you luck with him." Cindy tells me

"I need a merical at this point." I grumble but lound enough for Cidny to hear me which causes her to laugh

I get Wesker into my van and take home because Moira had friends over for a sleep over and I was not letting little girls see the drunken S.T.A.R.S Alpha Team Captain completly trashed. I get Wesker into bed and remove his sunglasses then his shoes. I walk out of his house and lock his door with the key I have.

"I swear I need a raise." I say outloud