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Phase 2 – Warding off Neji

The next morning we find Naruto sipping his tea while watching over the stove so that the pancakes will not get burnt. Sasuke had spent the night there and it became more obvious to Naruto that the world was filled with pedophilic, perverted bastards that where damn set on molesting his Sasuke.

Somehow the whole village knows about Sasuke turning naïve! I swear there's a conspiracy going on! GRRRRR! If they lay a finger on Sasuke I swear I'll…

"Naru…? Where are you?" Naruto turned abruptly only to see a slightly woozy Sasuke, with the shirt that Naruto had lent him last night exposing a pale neck, due to the large size. Rubbing his sleepy eyes cutely, Sasuke made his way to Naruto and hugged his midsection.

"Naru…hungry,"

Dear god, if you're on holiday…get back to work and help me here damn it! Uhhh…skin…pale…must not grope!

"Naru…why are you drooling? Are you hungry too?"

"Eheheh…morning Sasuke!(wipes drool away) I made pancakes!" Naruto steered Sasuke away from the stove towards the table and helped him settled into a seat. He served Sasuke two pancakes, and poured maple syrup on top. Sasuke happily gobbled up his pancakes, all the while grinning at Naruto.

"Naru is a very good cook! When Naru grows up Naru will make a good wife!"

OO!(bug eyed)

"W-W-What are you saying, Sasuke! Where did you learn that from!" Blush

"TV!" chirped an over-enthusiastic Sasuke. He continued eating his pancakes while Naruto willed his blush down, eating his pancakes as well.

Damn him and his cuteness! If he were older I'd kicked his ass! Not that I have anything about being a wife, as long as I'm HIS wife and…

DING-DONG!

"Coming! Hold on!" Naruto got up from his seat to open his front door. Glancing one last time to check if Sasuke needed anything, he made his way and twisted his doorknob.

"Morning, Naruto," an emotionless Neji greeted him from the outside. Naruto waved his hand as a reply and made room for Neji to come in.

"I heard that Uchiha had a…problem. The hokage asked the rookie nine and Sand nins to help you look after him until she returns from Mist," Neji craned his neck in hopes of seeing the Uchiha prodigy up close after their 'experiment'. He spotted the young Uchiha eating gaily at the table, munching on pancakes.

"What! The old hag is not here! Then how am I going to deal with this! And how did she give orders anyway? And does this mean Sasuke have to stay here!"

"She was on her way out to Mist this morning when Anbu guards reported about Uchiha's predicament. Seeing that she was late, she decided to postpone Uchiha's treatment for there are no immediate threats," standing beside Sasuke, Neji smirked as Sasuke smiled up at him, some maples syrup on his cheeks.

"Neji-nii? Why are you calling me Uchiha and not Sasuke? Do you hate me?" Sasuke blinked his eyes and stared hopefully at the Hyuuga genius. Neji smiled at him and stroked his head.

What the hell! Did Neji just smiled! Hey! Get your hands off him you snob!

"No no, little one, I do not hate you. Very well, if you want I'll call you Sasu-chan, ne?"

Over my dead body! Even I don't call him Sasu-chan! Fuming inside, Naruto hastily stood at the other side of Sasuke, afraid that Neji might try something on Sasuke. He always knew that Neji harbored some kind of respect towards Sasuke, but like he said, now that Sasuke is all gorgeous and hot, who knows what Neji feels towards Sasuke anymore.

"Yay! I want Neji-nii to call me Sasu-chan! Ne, ne, Neji-nii, will you play with me? Aniki is out on a mission, so I'm all alone!" Sasuke whined and tugged at Neji's shirt. Naruto shook his head when Neji raised a delicate eyebrow at the mention of Itachi.

"Of course I'll play with you. But why don't you ask Naruto?"

"Because Naru seems like he hate to spend time with me…" Sasuke timidly replied and looked hesitantly at Naruto. To him, it seemed as if Naruto's unwillingness to make contact with him as a form of disgust. (When we know all Naruto thinks about is touching him…heheh)

"What! Where did you get that idea Sasuke! I love spending time with you!" Panicking, Naruto lowered his gaze so that he was eye to eye with Sasuke.

"But---but- last night, when I wanted to hug you, you pushed me away and went to sleep on the floor?" lowering his head, raven bangs covered his eyes so the others won't be able to see the sadness in his eyes.

"Ahahaha…I thought that you might get uncomfortable so I left you to sleep on the bed. But if you don't like it, I'll sleep with you tonight, okay? I don't hate you Sasuke," I never could…hopefully my body will listen to me tonight and not act as it has last night. In an instant Sasuke snapped his head up and grinned brightly at Naruto.

"OK! I love Naru! Let's go and play!" Sasuke wiped his hands on the tablecloth and proceeded to make his way out of the house. But Neji quickly grabbed his arm and yanked him into his embrace. Sasuke looked genuinely surprised and Naruto looked like he was going to kill someone.

Hey! Don't hug him you jerk! I saw him first and I don't share!

"Neji-nii…?"

"There's some syrup here…" Neji's voice turned huskier by the minute and he lowered his face so that he could lick the syrup off Sasuke's cheeks. Sasuke blushed and giggled, tugging the Hyuuga's hands out the door. Neji managed to steal a glance at Naruto and smirked at his victory.

Neji…you bastard! I thought you were a friend! That's it! I'm putting Nair into your shampoo and hope you turn bald ! Then I'm injecting you with HIV and laugh at you on your grave when you die! Just wait! Nobody licks Sasuke except for me!

Hmm..it seems as if the plan is working. Gaara was right, it is fun to rile up Naruto. He must be plotting my demise right now…hehehe.

"What the !" CRASH!

"Ahhh! Neji-nii? Are you okay?"

"Ohh..Neji..sorry man, guess I should have warned you about the misplaced plank on the stairs ne?" aka my foot ! Take that ! That'll teach you to touch what's mine!

Neji winced. Yup, the blond was definitely plotting his demise (or death). Looks like he needed to call back-up.


Second chap! R n R!