Role reverse

Kickers-ej

Disclaimer: I believe it's time to confess…Naruto is not mine…(Waah! Waah!)

Notes: I wanna give special thanks to Gale AyA, Yaoi Chorizon, hugs x hearts and necrophile for their reviews! It meant a lot to me! There were also concerns about me writing HIV as a joke, but really, I didn't mean it to sound like that. If anybody feels offended please accept my apologies (x 1000. And you can hit me if you want). I guess that's a downfall for being a virology student, you keep hearing about them and out of all viruses, I like to learn about HIV the most! I think they are cool. ( But that's just me.) Plus, my lecturer said that they suspected that HIV was engineered (gasp!) and was not of natural occurrence. But anyway! On with the fic!


Phase 3 – Having hands full with Kiba, Shika and Chouji…

Naruto smirked as Neji excused himself to tend to his twisted ankle. He noticed from the corner of his eyes that Sasuke had a worried expression while watching Neji's retreating figure, perhaps little Sasuke was sad that Neji won't be there to play with? Looks like it's up to Naruto to 'cheer' Sasuke up…heheheh.

"Come on Sasuke, I'll play with you today. Don't worry about Neji, he'll be fine. He's really strong so a little fall won't hurt him," Naruto held Sasuke's hand and led him towards the training grounds.

"Really, Naru? Can we go and see if he is okay after we play?" the Uchiha inquired hopefully. He was really worried to see Neji limping away like that, and Naruto wasn't even showing signs of remorse at all. He also took a peek at their joined hands, smiling softly.

Naruto noticed Sasuke's gaze lingering on their joined hands, and grasped it tighter. After Sasuke accusing him of being disgusted when they touched, he wanted the prodigy to know that he was not appalled by the idea of holding him close.

"We'll go see him if that's what you want, Sasuke," Naruto answered back, keeping his eyes open for other perverts that may endanger his Sasu-chan's innocence.

"Okay!" Sasuke noticed the villagers giving him strange looks. He tapped his chin with his free hand and squinted his eyes trying to figure out what was the problem. The action gained awws from the locals. Really, Sasuke was just too cute for words.

Maybe they wanted a greeting? Aniki always said that saying hello to others help them smile! I'll do it!

Waving his free hand enthusiastically, Sasuke smiled brightly and greeted anyone he could see with adorable hellos. The girls fainted on the spot with pink hearts floating furiously around them and the adults came closer to pinch his cheeks.

Meanwhile, Naruto wondered why he was feeling some resistance when pulling Sasuke. Turning back he was surprised (not to mention furious and jealous!) at seeing random folks pinching Sasuke's chubby cheeks! And did he mention that said cheeks were his!?? Oblivious to this, Sasuke continued on waving and saying hellos.

"Ohh, isn't that the cutest thing ever!" a lady in a red summer's dress cooed while rubbing Sasuke's cheeks until they were red.

"Oh my gosh! Sasuke-sama is blushing! Kyaaa!" a random fangirl squealed excitedly. This gained the attention of other fangirls, and all of them rushed forward in hopes of catching a glimpse of the Uchiha. In their haste, Naruto was pushed apart from Sasuke.

"Hey! Stupid girls! Stay away from him!" Naruto shouted over the crowd, only to be ignored. Panic rising, Sasuke tried to seek Naruto, the crowd getting too out of hand for his comfort.

"Naru? Naru!"

"Ah!! He's calling for Naruto! That's so cool!"

"Look! Look! His eyes are watery already…aww!"

"Naru…fuwaan!" Sasuke couldn't hold it back anymore. His cheeks were really starting to hurt! He wailed loudly, all the while chanting Naruto's name.

"Naru!! Naru, where are you??!!! Fuwaan!!!!"

Rolling up his sleeves, Naruto cursed under his breath as he watched the villagers and fangirls continuously bothering HIS Sasuke.

"All right #&$&! You guys ask for it! RASEN..!"

"MEATBALL TANK!" suddenly the villagers were knocked down haphazardly by a giant inflated Chouji. Bodies scattered about while Naruto stood dumbstruck. Moans and groans were heard from the fallen people. Quickly snapping back to reality, Naruto searched the area for Sasuke. He was nowhere to be found.

"SASUKE! WHAT THE! CHOUJI! YOU #$! YOU FLATTENED SASUKE TOO!" Naruto screamed at the top of his lungs. "That's it chips boy! You and me; now! I'll teach you to hurt my teme!"

"Mendokuse na. He's here, Naruto," a bored reply came from nearby trees. A bark was also heard and Naruto looked up to his left too see Shikamaru leaning standing on one of the branches with an amused Kiba beside him. Kiba was holding Sasuke closely to him. Both of them dropped off the branch to stand on solid ground. Naruto rushed towards Sasuke to check for injuries.

"Thank god! Sasuke, are you okay?" Naruto scanned Sasuke up and down to make sure that he was okay. After he was sure that Sasuke was fine, he glared at Kiba who seemed to have no intention of letting Sasuke go from his clutch.

"Ahem, you could let him go now, Kiba,"the tone of Naruto's voice bordering anger/murderous. Ignoring him, Kiba grinned and tightened his hold, making the blond seethe.

"It's okay man. I kinda like having him like this. It's like he needs my protection and I always wanted a little brother. Hey, is it just me or did Sasuke increased his cuteness?" Kiba turned towards Shikamaru, all the while smirking at Naruto's blatant display of jealousy.

"Troublesome, but he is cuter now," Shikamaru yawned and waved for Chouji to come to them.

"Yup! Hey, Naruto, Neji asked us to substitute for him cause of his ankle," Chouji munched furiously on his chips. Naruto tossed a wary glance at all three of his friends. This was not good, now he had three rivals to deal with. The fact that they think Sasuke's cuter only makes it worse.

Crap! Now what! Why are they all suddenly so friendly towards Sasuke! Don't they hate him or something! I've gotta be alert!

"Come on, let's go to the training grounds! Sasuke, I'll piggy back you!" Kiba seemed to enjoy this waaaay to much. Wiping his tears, Sasuke smiled and hopped onto Kiba's back. The pinching incidence just now left him speechless for a while.

"Yeay! Kiba-nii, are you gonna play with me? Did Neji-nii asked you to come?" Sasuke chatted animatedly. Already he was laughing and patting Akamaru who was perched on Kiba's head.

"Yep, Sasuke, Neji asked us to play with you. He said that he's gonna miss you," Kiba emphasized on the words Neji and miss. Naruto, who was following the group closely behind clenched his hand upon hearing said words.

"Heeheehee…I'm gonna miss Neji-nii too! But it's okay now since Kiba-nii, Shika-nii and Chou-nii are here to play with me!"

That's it. There's no way I'm gonna let Neji get near Sasuke ever again! Right after this I'll pretend to be tired and taking Sasuke straight home and to bed! HMMM….Sasuke…bed..

"Ah, Kiba-nii! Why are you squeezing my butt?" Sasuke whined and blushed slightly. Naruto was beside them in an instant.

WHAT!!!

"HEHEHE, Kiba. May I have a word with you?" Kiba gulped hard. Normal people may hear it as a normal request, but Kiba and his enhanced hearing knew he was in deep, deep ,DEEP trouble.

"So troublesome…come here Sasuke," Shikamaru took the young Uchiha away from the fuming kitsune and a frightened Inuzuka. They continued on towards the training grounds.

"Listen Naruto…I d-d-didn't mean t-t-to grope him, though his ass was really squeezable…but..AAARRGHHH!!"

SMACK! THUMP! CRASH!

Silence


Clapping his hands free from dirt, Naruto also made his way towards Sasuke.

Next time, don't touch what's mine! Smirking all the way back, Naruto whistled a happy tune and craned his neck for Sasuke.

"Sasuke! Sasuke!"

"Naru!" A mop of black hair darted out from the bushes, glomping Naruto.

" Ahh, there…you…are?" Naruto's smile faltered, replaced by a twitch at the corners of his mouth.

"Why are you in your boxers only!!!!" Naruto exclaimed at Sasuke's predicament. Sasuke was only wearing his black boxers, which by the way was very close to just slip off his slim hips.

"Ne, ne Naru? Wanna play? Shika-nii and Chou-nii taught me this new game. It's kinda like hida and seek but with punishment if you loose! And the punishment is to take off one clothing and let the others touch you where ever they want! Heeheehee! I lost twice and lost my shirt and shorts! Isn't it funny!" talking non-stop, Sasuke grinned happily. He was keeping an eye out on Shika and Chouji.

"Shika-nii also lost his shirt, now he's only wearing pants! Chou-nii is still fully clothed,"

Relax, Naruto. It's just a game. A game were they strip YOUR Sasuke if he looses and grope him to their hearts desire…keep it cool…

"And...and...and...just now Chou-nii touched me at my head and my shoulders.."

Just the head and the shoulders that had been violated...nothing drastic…

"And Shika-nii touched my tummy and pinched my nipples! I'm going to find them!" Giggling, Sasuke dashed away in hopes of continuing his game.

That's right…just a tummy rub and a PINCH TO HIS NIPPLES! THEY ARE DEAD!

SMACK! THUMP! CRASH!

Silence


A moment later we see Sasuke and Naruto walking back home. Naruto played the game a few rounds and lost his shirt, jacket and pants and also managed to cop a feel from Sasuke's hot, hot body.

"Ne,ne, Naru…it's kinda bad that Shika-nii and Chou-nii were injured because they fell from that cliff, it would be more fun if we had more people!"

"Hmm..hmmm," a happy reply from our dear dobe.

" And Shika-nii was just about to teach me something too! He said he was gonna touch me where it would feel good,"

"HMMM….HMMMM!!!" a slightly angry reply from our dear dobe.

"I promise to stay away from the cliff like you told me too, Naru. But it was really far from our playing space,ne?"

"Hmmm.hmmm," happy again, our dear dobe.

"I think I heard someone shout 'Rasengan!' too, back then though…"

Naruto could only smile.


Chapter 3..up!

R n R please!