Role reverse
Kickers-ej
Disclaimer: I can't say it! But Naruto does not belong to me! Huuuuu...(TT)
Role Reverse 7: Aniki loves you
Sasuke snapped open his eyes, taking in his environment although the lights were insufficient. It was 10 after 7 in the morning, and he wanted to make breakfast for Naru. Silently, he crept into the bathroom and took a quick shower. Naruto grunted in his sleep, all the while drooling.
"Heheheh...my my Sasuke, didn't knew you were kinky...," yep, you don't wanna know what he's dreaming about.
After he finished his shower, Sasuke put on his clothes, grabbed some money and went outside, heading towards the convenience store. He whistled a tune, signaling that he was happy and thinking of the reaction that Naru would be giving him when he sees the breakfast that Sasuke made.
Crimson eyes were following his every move.
"Hey look, it's Sasuke," some local teenage boys that were playing by the road approached the young Uchiha. Sasuke stopped in his tracks and greeted them hellos.
"Hmmphh..I don't see anything special about you. Why is everybody crazy about him?" one enquired his friend. Sasuke cocked his head to the side and squinted his eyes. The gesture did not went unnoticed.
"Well...you got to admit, he is cuter.." one chipped in.
"And grope-friendly," another one chimed in as well.
"Look at his tummy! So smooth and flat! And he's too young to chidori our ass when we touch him!" immediately everyone in the group began to caress Sasuke everywhere. Sasuke, whom did not understand anything ; just let himself get groped. So trusting, little Sasu-chan. And the boys were also too busy to notice that they had just turned into pedophilic gay boys in 30 seconds.
"What are you lads doing to the Uchiha?" a gruff tone spoke. All the boys turned to glare at the intruder, but immediately scattered away when they saw who it was.
"Huh, silly kids," Jiraiya muttered. He took the Uchiha's hand and had him sat on a nearby bench. Sasuke followed willingly, thinking that this old guy must be strong if he could scare away the teenage boys with just saying a sentence.
"What are you doing
outside, little brat?" Jiraiya had heard about the Uchiha's predicament and was
requested by the hokage to look after him. He wondered where Naruto was, seeing
that every time they had trained Naruto would be saying Sasuke's name when he
slept. Surely he would stick to the Uchiha like glue? He also wondered what was so
interesting in Sasuke that would make all the girls after him,
and occasionally some
guys would turn gay as well.
"I was about to make breakfast for Naru!"the Uchiha smiled brightly. He looked at the stranger, and smiled brightly.
"Ne,ne, mister...who are you?"
"I am the perverted sannin, Jiraiya-sama! I train your Naru, you know" scoffed the hermit.
"Oh! Naru's sensei?" the Uchiha grinned and his eyes flashed. Wow, this guy must be really strong then!
"Yes, that means I'm stronger than that brat...,"he did not get to finish his speech as he was now glomped by an over-zealous Uchiha.
"Teach me something new, sensei! Pleaseeeee?" Sasuke put on his pouting face and Jiraiya gulped. Remember the ladies! And boobs! Seems like he's having trouble restraining himself. Sasuke then proceeded to stand infront of him.
"Hmm.. I know! I'll let you touch me as a payment cause it seems that everyone wants that!" he took Jiraiya's hand and placed them on his tummy. He moved the hand up and down, hoping that the old man will give in and teach him something new. Jiraiya tried to remain impassive, but the drooling and stedy dripping of blood from his nose made it hard to believe. By now he was really tempted to just...
"Or you don't like my tummy? Oh! Okay then!" little Sasuke then took Jiraiya's hand and placed it on his face.
SNAP!
Meanwhile...
Kit! My mate is in trouble! That perverted hermit is groping him alive! When I get that bastard I'll...
"WHAT!!!!" waking up,Naruto furiously looked around and true to Kyuubi's word, Sasuke was nowhere in sight. He was a little jealous that Kyuubi can feel Sasuke's conditions, but it was for the best. He sped from his apartment a second later.
"Ah, you're pinching me!" Sasuke winced. Maybe this is not such a good idea...
"It's okay Sasu-chan, there is nothing wrong with a little friendly pedophilic bisexual tendencies now and then right?" Sasuke struggled a bit more.
Now he knew why everyone seemed to be obsessed with the avenger, he was freaking adorable! Jiraiya was about to pull the cute blushing Uchiha closer, and stole a kiss when a growl and the unmistakable murmur of..
"...TSUKIYOMI."
When Naruto arrived at the scene, he saw Jiraiya laying limply by the road, foaming at the mouth. He became more worried, just where was Sasuke? Screeching filled his ears and he rushed to peek at some bushes not far from where he was. Oh no! What if some other pervert got Sasuke! Could it be Orochimaru??!! The authoress?!!!
"Ah, no!"
That's it! Who ever that bastard was, he is as good as dead! Don't touch what is mine! When he was able to see above the bushes, Naruto knew that he was in deep trouble. This threat was beyond Gaara,one that could jeopardize his relationship (and almost molestation) of Sasuke.
This threat was Uchiha Itachi.
"Kyuubi, I knew you would have something to do with this," the older Uchiha muttered. His sharingan eyes were fixed onto Naruto. Sasuke, on the other hand was grabbing onto his cloak, on his lap, and burying his face into the crook of his brother's neck.
"Aniki, you're not going to leave me right? All those people scare me, aniki. They always want to touch me! And they touch my bum! Why is that aniki?"little Sasuke sniffled into Itachi's cloak. Itachi glared at Naruto after that one statement. They groped Sasuke?!! No one can do that except him! Sasuke was his! He purposely killed the entire clan just so Sasuke will focus his every living breath on Itachi and nothing will change it!
"Yarou! Leave Sasuke alone! Can't you see he's helpless now? If you were to attack him, he wouldn't survive! Hold on Sasu-chan! Naru will save you and we can go honeymoon!" Naruto shrieked, the last part came out because he wanted to say such dramatic lines for a long time now.
"Stupid Kyuubi..,"(can't say foolish, that's Sasuke's) "..I am here because I heard that otouto was in trouble. Now it seems that the whole town turned perverted, and you can't be trusted. Hell, even your sensei is perverted," Itachi explained smoothly, forgetting that he was out of character.
"..."Naruto could only stare in wonder. Itachi was here to help Sasuke? Jiraiya molested Sasuke? Sakura had pink hair? Gaara was dating Neji?
"So from now on I will take care of him, until he returns to normal. He will be staying with me where I can survey him 24/7, including when he showers. Hmm...maybe we can shower together.."the last part was meant for himself, but Naruto heard it anyway.
"WHAT??!! Oh my god, you're into incest!!"
"Incest is best,"smirked the older Uchiha. He held Sasuke closer to his chest and leapt into the trees, heading towards the hokage tower. Naruto snapped from his daze and followed in pursuit.
There was no way that Tsunade will agree to have Itachi here!!
"Yeah, whatever Uchiha."
"Tsunade-baa-chan-yarou!! What do you mean??!!! He's a missing nin! He can kill Sasuke anytime! I disagree! He's dangerous!" the hokage was bombarded with countless retorts. She smirked inwardly, knowing that Naruto was jealous of Itachi. Hey man, who wouldn't? Sasuke was clinging to him like a leech, refusing to let him go. And Itachi, that weasel, was gladly wrapping his arms around the smaller Uchiha in a possessive gesture, and that was his job dammit!
"Doesn't seem dangerous to me," Tsunade shot back, pouting her lips in the direction of the Uchihas. Naruto snapped his gaze to see red. Itachi was nuzzling Sasuke's face and rubbing his back (occasionally drifting his hands to Sasuke's butt), while Sasuke purred in content. He hastily tore Sasuke away from Itachi, startling the brothers.
"Don't touch him you nail-painting, pony tail bearing, flowery dresser, incest-ual gay pervert! There is no way in hell I'm letting you keep him!" fumed the jinchuuriki.
"Fuwaaan!!!!!!!!!! ANIKI!!!" Sasuke wailed, extending his hand towards his brother. Itachi glared at Naruto and gently pulled the crying Uchiha into his embrace, harshly pushing Naruto away.
"There, there, little brother, aniki loves you and will never leave you, especially when you shower.."
Tsunade gawked.
Naruto bristled, retreating from the office. As he distanced himself from Sasuke, he could feel the heavy feeling of being lifeless. Kyuubi was struggling to break free.
Let me at him! I'll tear him limb from limb!! That is MY mate he's holding! Kit, what are you doing??? Figth back!
"He doesn't need us Kyuubi..." the door slammed shut, both Tsunade and Itachi looked up to see Naruto gone. Upon realization that Naruto was missing, Sasuke wailed louder than before and struggled to be free of Itachi's grasp. He wanted his aniki, but he wanted Naruto to stay more. He felt panic rise in hie chest and headed towards the door, but was unable to reach the handle.
Thwack!
Sasuke fell back unconscious into his brother's arms. The older Uchiha had resorted to hitting the back of Sasuke's neck to refrain him from going after Naruto. Lifting the smaller frame effortlessly, he turned his gaze towards Tsunade.
"From now on, we must keep Sasuke away from Naruto, only then will this plan work,"
"You don't have to hit him you know," Tsunade stated, amused. Itachi had no intention of returning to Konoha, but this chance of holding his brother without having his ass charred was just too hard to pass on.
"I will be at the Uchiha complex, and I want you to send Naruto to check on us sometimes, when he sees us in happy happy joy joy atmosphere, he is likely to snap and confess his undying love to my brother," Itachi made his way to the window with his cargo. But he turned his gaze back into the room, and his Mangekyou sharingan was spinning wildly.
Tsunade knew she was in deep trouble, as well as the rest of the gang who were watching from inside her closet.
"Shit!"
"How troublesome,"
"S-s-should we r-r-run like hell n-n-now?"
"I don't think sand can protect me this time,"
"Ho..ho..ho,"
"Oh, no! My time of youthfulness shall be squashed and the moon will forlornly watch my suffering, where the stars.."
"Shut up Lee! It was destiny the moment we signed up for this mission,"
"Shannaro! I won't loose to him!!!"
Smiling evilly, Itachi gathered his chakra, blasted the closet door wide open and..
"TSUKIYOMI..."
Seconds later, there were screeches form Tsunade's office, and Itachi leapt away from the scene, his Sasuke tucked snuggly to his chest.
HAA! Finished with another chappie! It took me so long! Sorry guys, but I think I have to tone down a bit since my exam is coming up soon. But don't worry, it's about to finish and Orochimaru will be the last enemy Naruto has to battle to win Sasuke! You guys know that Orochimaru is a must, right?? Anyway i like to thanks these guys :
(the following credits are in no particular order)
Chidori-Hunter994 : i know what you mean. I was looking for some Naru Sasu stories too until i decided that, hey! I'll just write my own! Thanks for the support
Silver Autumn Wind :The story loves you too! Sasuke will definitely be uke, but i don't think i'm up to the task of writing...stuff...well yeah. Thanks a bunch (sends super ultra kisses of gratitude)
ShinichiXRan forever : I'm going as fas as I can! (tremble in fear)
Lightbeauty : the rest of the story is coming to cinemas near you! i can kinda imagine Sasuke's face the whole time i'm writing this. It's funny though cos now he's like this asexual amoeba with no feelings, but who cares!
Arigatomina : i hope my little description on how Kyuubi managed to fall in love with Sasuke helps. I was thinking of making Lee grope him too, but yeah ,that's creepy. But if i want Lee to act along... i'll make it a combo with Guy-sensei! What do you think? Thanks for reviewing.
Yaoifanaticsuprem : it brings a smile to my face too!!! (thinking Sasuke getting molested) i'm happy with the reviews I get though, and I'm finishing this story so that I can start another one! I hope you support that as well!
Petulant Purple princess: you. thank thank thank thank thank thank (gets tired, how do you do it?!!!) you.
InuyashasEars : wicked name! Wish i had thought of something cool to write as my name. (picks up random stick in the background, muttering to myself) . I'll try and make this story to not only kick ass, it'll kick asses and butts. (bad joke, I suck)
Kitsunegyrl: here's the next chapter! TADAAA! I think that Orochimaru's gonna be the ultimate no no perverted man and $$&#$#$&(&JHU$#$& (secret)
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