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Disclaimer: I can't say it! But Naruto does not belong to me! Huuuuu...(TT)
Thanks to all my reviewers!Chapter 8: Revealing the Mastermind
"Ne..ne.. aniki, I wanna go to Naruto," It was the next day and Sasuke had missed sleeping next to Naruto. He woke up to see his aniki crushing him to death in his sleep, while mumbling about stupid leaders and scary shark dudes.
"Are we breaking up?"
"Huh?"
"I see, all this while I was hoping that you would miss me and give me hugs and kisses each morning when truthfully you want to spend time with someone else," Itachi dramatically swayed and shed a tear for extra effect. Sasuke guiltily bit his lower lip an act that caused Itachi to swoon at the mere cutesiness.
"But, I already gave you 5 hugs and 3 kisses this morning! Can I go see Naruto now, pleaseee???"
"Weeelll...I suppose we could visit Naruto, if you bathe with me,"
"OKAY!!" Sasuke's a goner, now.
Naruto was twisting on his bed, he couldn't even sleep last night. It had nothing to do with Kyuubi's constant wailing and and occasional howling, though Naruto had reminded the nine tails that it was not a wolf, and the fact that the bed was empty made it worse. Kyuubi chose to bawl his eyes out, saying that Naruto was not manly enough to save his mate, and that if it was in charge, Itachi would have been dead. Then he proceeded to comment on Naruto probably needing to wear skirts and panties and dresses..
Sighing, Naruto kept quiet the whole night, and eventually, Kyuubi shut up as well. It wasn't that he didn't want to fight for Sasuke, but last night, seeing Sasuke so desperately clinging to his brother, made his heart break. He had never seen Sasuke so dependent on someone, so he decided to lay back. They could never be more that brothers, right? So he was safe.
Unless...
Unless Sasuke also thought that incest is best!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Gasping for breath, he calmed down, no. No. No. No. When the real Sasuke comes back, he would wanna kick Itachi's ass, right?
"Come otouto, let's forget our spite and live as one!"
"Oh,aniki!"
"We shall adopt children and give them sharingan transplants from the corpse of our clan,"
"Good idea, aniki! You're soooo super!"
"So give yourself to me..."
"YES!" then clothes will be flying. Naruto banged his head on a nearby wall to get rid of his insecurities. There was no way that Sasuke would say such corny lines! Just then his eyes caught something glinting on his window sill.
A camcorder.
He tentatively cradled the device in his hands and hit play. Holy &$! There was Sasuke, taking a shower! He drooled at the sight of a naked Sasuke, man it was hot!
"Come Sasuke, let me wash you," oh hell no! Itachi wouldn't dare!
"That tickles, aniki!" Okay, so he dared. Naruto seethed, watching Itachi lather soap on Sasuke's hot hot body. That was his job dammit! Kyuubi wailed some more in the background.
"Ne, it's okay aniki...I can wash that part myself..." you know what part I'm talking about.
"Hmmm, but Sasuke, I want to do it," Purred Itachi when he said want. By now Naruto had not even realized that he was gripping the camcorder too hard and said machine was beginning to crack.
"Ah, ANIKI! Stop!"
SNAP!
Sasuke burried his head under the pillows, a towel wrapped loosely around his middle. Stupid aniki, he already said that he can wash his lower half by himself. And why does he keep touching his butt! He wished that Naruto was here, he would never force anyhting on Sasuke, and his touches were always warm. Aniki's touch was weird. It felt..empty. The bed shifted and Sasuke snapped his head to see Itachi climbing onto him.
"Aniki...what?.."
"It's okay Sasuke, I won't do anything to you," Ah, the kyuubi is fast approaching. Lets just pull this a bit... and hold his hands down. Ah! Must dishevel his hair. Perfect!
Sasuke struggled as his aniki held both his hands down, it hurt!
"NO! ANIKI, IT HURTS!"
"Yes...but it won't hurt later..."
"RELEASE HIM,"
Naruto could not believe his eyes, when he entered Sasuke's room, Itachi was keeping Sasuke pinned down to the bed, his towel barely covering his err...em, yeah. And his hair looked like it just came out of the blender! As Sasuke yelled that it hurt, Naruto sprang into action.
Quickly dashing towards Itachi, he threw kunais which was avoided easily by the missing nin. But he also had to release Sasuke, and flipped away from the bed, smirking. Naruto cursed, it was gonna be hard to beat Itachi, and using Harem no jutsu will be useless, seeing that Itachi was a pedophilic gay bastard. Gay...
"Oh my god! Orochimaru's snapping pictures of Sasuke's cute naked body!"
"WHAT!" Itachi turned to glare at the direction of the window. If that perverted snake dared to even look at his brother, he'll...
A cat meowed innocently from outside of his window. It cocked it's head to the side, almost as if in as a gesture to understand the on-goings of in that room. It then gazed at the young Uchiha on the bed.
MEEOOWW!
Then it promptly fell of the branch, with a bleeding nose. Naruto and Itachi both twitched. Sasuke sniffled. Damn, even the cats are perverted in this village!
However, it was Naruto that had snapped out first from his reverie, catching Itachi off guard...
"NARUUUU!!! I'm scared!!"
The blonde was at his apartment, embracing the frightened Uchiha. Inwardly he cursed Itachi for even trying to do stuff to his Sasuke. He should never had let Sasuke out of his sight. Now Sasuke was gonna be traumatized, and the elaborate plans of molesting him to eternity will not be fulfilled! Why was fate so against him!!!??
"I'm sorry, Sasuke. I will never, ever leave you again," that seemed to calm down the young Uchiha a bit.
"I missed you Naru, yesterday when you left, I tried to call you, but then it turned dark," At this the blonde stiffened, so Sasuke wanted him?
"And aniki said that
you didn't want me anymore...is it true?" Sasuke sat on Naruto's lap. Naruto gulped, Sasuke was still in a towel!
Sasuke mistook Naruto's
silnce as an affirmative for his question. He began to wept openly.
"Sasuke!? No, no! I didn't mean it that way! I want you!" Naruto immediately grabbed the Uchiha and rocked him back and forth.
"I like you, Sasuke-teme," Naruto mumbled softly. It would be better if he had confessed to the real Sasuke. He missed the bastard's smirk, his taunting, the quiet support.
His sexy abs and tight tight &$#. Oh yeah.
"I like you too dobe," it was barely audible. But Naruto heard it anyway.
Naruto pulled the Uchiha back to stare.
"What's wrong Naru?" Sasuke blinked adorably, looking at Naruto's azure orbs. Naruto smiled, he was loosing it. It must had been his imagination.
An insistent pair of lips on his crushed his daydreaming, and he focused his gaze to see Sasuke's eyes closed, enjoying the kiss. And slowly, his eyes closed too.
"Alright, everyone. I now declare me the winner of this competition to see who could get Naruto the most jealous," Itachi stated, while his face remained impassive. The rest of the gang gawked at his open display of OOCness.
"Huh, what makes you think that you should win?" an irritated Kiba shot back.
"Okay, let's state our own injuries," Itachi countered. It made sense to him that whoever attained the most extensive injury had caused Naruto to be most jealous.
"Sprained an ankle," Neji muttered.
"Damn Neji, that is pathetic!" Immediately, Kiba was mauled by sand.
"Do not speak of him that way," An angry Gaara claimed.
"OH NO! Gaara is taken too?! I was just about to make a move on him!" Itachi woed. Neji quickly grabbed Gaara's waist and held him close. He's private property! Gaara blushed.
"I got beaten to death,"
"We got thrown off a cliff and Rasengan-ed,"
"3 broken ribs, an almost fractured lung and possible memory loss," that was Kakashi.
"...got saved by Neji," at this the girls swooned and cooed, saying it was cute. The boys snickered and Neji smirked.
"But I managed to force him to use Kyuubi's chakra! So there!" the kazekage retorted back.
"Damn he is right," Kakashi mumbled. He was hopping to win.
"Got mangekyou-d," Jiraiya said proudly.
"That was me, so it doesn't count. That's it? Be prepared to weep losers. I got a combo attack from both Naruto and Kyuubi. Watch this," Itachi turned the projector on and a video was played. The gang could see the perverted cat, Itachi was jumped by surprise, Naruto doing Kage Bunshin no jutsu and enacted a wrestling scene, the one with chairs and cages, Kyuubi got out, did his chakra swirly twirly technique, bit him at multiple places and the Rasengan was last.
The group let out a collected ahhhhh...So that's why Itachi was covered in bandages and only his face can be seen...he must had gone to extreme measures to protect his face.
"So I win,"
Nods can be seen and an agreement was heard. They were now thinking of how to make Naruto fess up his obvious affection to the Uchiha, and vice versa. They had ran out of players.
"We could always ask HIM you know.."
"No! I refuse! HE will not be called upon!!!! Who knows what he will do to my lovable cute cute brother!"
"I agree, we should just, let them go at their own pace," Tsunade added. The group sighed dejectedly. There goes their entertainment.
"Hn.Giving up so easily already?"
At this the group face faulted, it can't be! Sasuke was there! He was talking in bastard mode! But he was still young.
"You think that pathetic potion can completely convert me? How useless. But thanks to my genius-ness I was able to act it out," Sasuke retorted. At this everyone gaped.
"So all this time...you were yourself?" Sakura inquired.
"Hn,"
"You only pretended to be changed?"
"Hn,"
"It was all an act?"
"Hn,"
"You like being groped?"
"Hn!" A vein popped.
"You like Naruto?"
"Hn," a blush.
"You made out with him before coming here?"
"How the hell..!"
"There is a hickey on your jaw. Make that hickeys," Sakura pointed out. The rest just stared in awe, and then broke into laughter. Sasuke sputtered and blushed heavily. Who knew the plan would turn out like this.
"NOO!!! My innocent little otouto! I'm gonna kill that brat for contaminating..." and everyone flat out ignored him.
"We already passed the point of being just friends. So your plan did work, in a way. Though, I would like to see him get all possessive and obsessed about me," Sasuke smirked. The last few days had been a blast! Who knew the dobe would hurt his friends because of him! and seeing this idiots get beaten up just heighten the experience.
"So I would like to extend this show a bit. What do you say?" Sasuke suggested. The gang immediately nod their heads. The girls' eyes shone brightly and the guys shuddered a little, hoping that it was not them that had to act. If Naruto almost maimed Itachi, what's gonna happen now with Sasuke's involvement? It ain't gonna be pretty.
"You are a sadist, you know that," Kiba muttered under his breath.
"Next up.." everyone held their breath. Sasuke smirked.
" Girls," The girl team squealed happily. It was their turn finally!
"Lee and Gai-sensei, you are all up next,"
And everyone sweared that armageddon had just hit earth full force.
"Huhuhu...Ssssasuke-kun,"
Coming up! Girls. Lee. And Gai-sensei! Last battle!
