Allura stood next to Keith, admiring herself in the floor-length mirror. She turned to the side to admire her ass in the yoga pants.

"Stop giving yourself sexy eyes in the mirror." Keith interrupted.

"You are absolutely no fun, Keith! Here, try it!"

She grabbed him by the ribs and positioned him in the proper ass-viewing position. "See?"

Keith nodded. "Yeah, these leggings make my butt look good."

Allura smiled and clapped. "You're my favorite brother!"

Keith rolled his eyes, but let her kiss him on the cheekbone.

"Now, let's do some stretching before we go to yoga so we're extra flexible!"

Allura casually slid into a split. "Are you kidding me." Keith said, in the flatest voice.

"I bet you Lance can do a split."

"Well he's... stupid, so if he can do a split so can I."

Allura snickered.

Keith took a deep breath and eased himself down towards the floor. About halfway down, he stopped. "No, nope, nope!" he yelled and hopped back up. Allura nodded approvingly. "That's the first time I've seen you attempt a split, and it wasn't terrible."

"Wow, thanks."

"I'm serious."

"Do you just randomly do splits at work like that?"

"And rip my Calvin Klein pencil skirt? Certainly not."

Allura checked her phone. "Come on, we've got to leave now if we want to be on time!" She dialed Shiro, who was picking up medicine for Quiznak (who'd made a miraculous recovery after minimal surgery).

"Yes, he needs two pills. I know he doesn't like taking them, but he has too. He's in our room on the bed. I'll see you when Keith and I get home. Do you want me to pick up takeout? I'll order something from the deli. Love you!"

Allura hung up before Shiro had a chance to say anything. They hopped in the Benz, and Allura plugged the AUX cord into her phone, and a long Rihanna playlist started.

"So you met Lance at yoga?"

Allura bit her lip. "Mhmm."

Keith's eyes widened. "You're not telling me something!" he accused, and Allura sighed in defeat. "We've been friends for a while. When I moved to the States, his family hired me to help take care of all the kids."

"I can't believe you didn't tell me that!"

Keith collapsed back into the seat of the car.

"I'm sorry, Keith. Please don't be mad! I really just want to see you happy."

He looked over at Allura, visibly concerned. "Okay," he said, and her face lit up. "But no more lying to me!"

Allura nodded vigorously. "I promise!"

They pulled into the gym parking lot, and Allura inhaled deeply.

"Today," she said, "Is the day Lance falls in love with you!"