Chapter 5 -birth of the seal

"I got Oswald's number on the way out, we were supposed to go out tonight but I kinda gave him a maybe answer and all this stuff happened, so I'm just gonna call him to confirm tonight"-Babs

"Go ahead call him"-Pam

"Okay"-Babs

Babs picks up her phone for the third time today but this time it's a good call. Not an angry call but a call with someone who I could have a luxurious and free future with.

"Oswald, this is Barbara are we still on for tonight"- Babs

"Of course Ms Gordon"

" Don't call me that call me something cute like doll or darling"-Babs

"What has gotten into you darling"

-Oswald

"Do you not like it"- Babs

"No I love it" - Oswald

"Well maybe we can explore that tonight"

-Babs

"I'd love to , tonight my seal" -Oswald

"Alright my penguin" -Babs

Barbara is amazed at what she just did she talked dirty to a super villian and she did it well.

"Barbara you are fit for this"-Pam

"Oh my gosh I know I just talked dirty to penguin"

"Well Now you can pursue him to maybe do a little of that stuff tonight" -Pam

"What stuff" -Babs

"Oh you know Babs"- Pam

"You will know if I don't return tonight"-Babs

"One more thing I think he gave me my villian name"-Babs

"What is it?" - Pam

"The seal" -Babs

"That's hot" -Pam

"And I so want to be his smokin hot seal" -Babs

"Man whatever I got into you, I love it"-Pam

"Oh you did nothing this has always been inside me waiting to get out" - Babs

End of chapter 5