A/N Well Sorry about the wait I had to go to my Dad's for awhile.
Thank you To All Reviewers!
"Hello and welcome back to I'm In Charge. Today I will try to annoy the hell out of Frank and Joe Hardy. So that being said we need to let them in." (Frank and Joe drop through the ceiling.)
"Not again!"
"Si." (yes)
"Huh?"
"Non Hol Soldi!" ( I have no money."
"We don't know what you're talking about."
"E'un Peccato"(That's too bad)
"Can you please speak in English?"
"Perche?"(Why?)
"What did you say?"
"Non importa"(Not of importance.)
"What did you say? Speak English!'
"Mi scusi, ma le dà fastidio se la fisso per un momento? Voglio ricordarmi il suo viso nei miei sogni."(Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.)
"You really need to speak English."
"Se credi chi stai pafando per quello devi avere aleche altra cosa in serbo!
(If you think I'm paying for that then you've got another thing coming! )
I thought you knew different languages from your cases?"
"We know Spanish and German and French."
'Well you should learn Italian. Okay I suppose I should act like a normal host and ask actual questions."
"Yes you should."
"Do you have a parachute?"
'Yes."
"I WANT A PARACHUTE!"
"No."
"Perché non posso avere un paracadute? Voglio parlare subito col pilota!"(Why can't I have a parachute? I want to speak to the pilot a once!
'Look what you did Joe now she's speaking Italian again."
"It's not my fault!"
"Yes it is."
"Se ti dò il mio numero di telefono, lo usi o lo getti via?"
(If I gave you my phone number, would you keep it or throw it away? )
"Huh?"
"Oh Mio Dio! (Oh My God)
"What will you please speak in English?"
"No, torturing you is more fun."
"Hah! You just spoke in English!"
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did, I heard you."
"No, I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"Can you prove that I did?"
"Well I suppose not."
"I thought you were supposed to be a great detective and you can't even prove I spoke in English?
"You just admitted it!"
"No, I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"You can't prove that.'
"You said it in front of witnesses!"
"Everyone here works for me and says what I want them too."
"Frank doesn't."
"He'll say what I want him too, watch."(Types Frank says Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers five times fast.)
"Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Rubber baby buggy bumpers, rubber baby buggy bumpers, rubber baby buggy bumpers, Rubber baby buggy bumpers."
"See?"
"Whatever."
"You're mean."
"How am I mean?"
"I'm telling."
"Who are you going to tell?"
"I'm telling your Aunt Gertrude, wait one second though I'm being imed and Mr. Paperclipman won't stop staring at me."
"What are you talking about?"
"Joe doesn't know a lot about computers, imed is being instant messaged and the paperclip is this animated thing that is there to help you if you click on him you can type in a question."
"Duh!"
"Well not every one is familiar with the inner workings of the computer."
'Who doesn't know that?'
'Joe.'
"Well, obviously. Well that's all we have time for today, see you next time on I'm In Charge."
"Plenty of people don't know that."
"Name five."
"um... well... I'm sure some people don't know that."
"Right."
"It's true!"
"Sure it is."
"It is!" Joe insisted.
"Maybe in your mind."
A/N Hope everyone liked, it was fun to write though so hopefully everyone liked. Review!
