Captain Falcon watched his surroundings proudly. He was standing right by Master Hand's office, where people were looking at the machine. They were told not to go in yet, hence the reason a lock was wrapped around it.

"Jeez, what's the point of a machine where you can be someone else?" Captain Falcon muttered as he gulped down a can of 'Falcon Punch'. The strong tastes of fruit punch filled his mouth. "What if you're already perfect?" Samus in her Zero Suit scoffed as she walked past him.

"Who said you were manly enough to even exist?" She grumbled as he tried to step in front of her.

"But Sammy, didn't you say you planned on dating me?" Captain Falcon thought of a few ways to flirt with her, staring absentmindedly into space.

"Wait, are we really the same species? Besides, I'm going to Snake's dorm room he shares with Sonic, not that it matters. If you get to know Sonic, he isn't really that bad-"

"Argh, that STUPID HEDGEHOG! WHY I OUGHTA-" Samus quickly pulled out her Paralyzer and shot the F-Zero pilot with it. Using her superhuman speed, she ran around the corner and out of Captain Falcon's sight. "Darn... almost had her, I think." Captain Falcon slumped down on the wall behind him. "Why don't the girls here like me?"

"Because you know nothing about them," Toon Link told the F-Zero pilot as him and Young Link approached him. Captain Falcon certainly didn't take it as a complement.

"FYI, I KNOW LOTS ABOUT THE LADIES. NOW GET OVER HERE, WIMP!" Captain Falcon screamed as he ran after Toon Link, who charged into Master Hand's office. Bumping into a few chapters, Toon Link approached the machine with the lock when he heard someone yell behind him.

"FALCON KICK!" Toony barely dodged the kick as Captain Falcon kicked the lock, causing it to disintergrate. Toon Link shuddered. Captain Falcon brought his fist back.

"Faalcoooooooooon-" Before Captain Falcon could finish his phrase, Toon Link tugged on his leg and pulled him into the machine, whose door had opened all of a sudden. "PAWNCH-NYA!" Young Link had his back on the door, hoping to keep it closed.

"What the... Young Link, what are you doing?" Nana asked the Link. Young Link ignored Popo and felt the machine shaking. It jumped around for a moment before flashing brightly.

"If I were to tell you Toony and Captain Falcon were in here, would you believe me?" Young Link quietly walked away from the now silent machine and dragged Nana out of the office.


"I hear this new body swap thing has been getting quite popular.. you know, even though Manaphy can do that naturally," Mewtwo remarked. Ness and Zelda glanced at each other.

"Well, I get the feeling that being able to switch bodies anytime you want is a lot better than playing Brawls for hours on end before Manaphy appears the one time during the match and swaps you and someone else for less than a minute!" Ness remarked.

Zelda ignored the Psychic kid. "He is right, but... I just get nervous on what people might do while in someone else's body, like, say, making out-"

"Is this really the time to mention thins like that, Zelda? Ness groaned. Suddenly, an ear-aching scream filled the room they were in.

"HEEEEEEEEEEELLL LLLLLLLPPPPPPPP PPP!" Captain Falcon called out. Mewtwo face-palmed himself while Ness felt an anime sweatdrop on the side of his head.

"Oh noes!" Assist Trophy Jill screeched. "Captain Falcon is in trouble! I must save him!" Zelda began murmuring something and Jill stared at her. "Right... wait, Captain Falcon needs help? What the heck?"

"Someone probably stole his box of Falcon Punch," Ness sighed. "I don't see what's so great about it, though. It's WAY too strong for me!"

"This place is weird!" Jill yelled. "I'm gonna go do my Assist Trophy duties instead!" She left the room as fast as possible.

"Guys, should we check to see what's happening?" Mewtwo asked. Zelda and Ness both nodded in agreement as they ran straight for Master Hand's office.

"Captain Falcon, are you alright?" Zelda asked around the corner of the office. When she looked over she couldn't believe her eyes. "Wait.. WHAT ARE you trying to do to poor Toon Link!" The trio saw what 'seemed' to be Captain Falcon strangling Toon Link, but in reality, it was the opposite.

"Guh, Zelda, help me!" Captain Falcon yelled from Toon Link's body. "I'm a distorted 3D thing!" Zelda felt as if she were going to pass out. Toon Link was headbutting the cel-shaded warrior, which made both of them feel sick.

"Now I know what people meant when they said I have a big head!" Toon Link inquired. "But who cares, the chance to beat up Captain Falcon is awesome!"

Ness caught the collapsing princess. "Don't worry, Zelda, you know it isn't permanent. Now put a smile on your face, since this moment isn't something to be frowning about!" He and Mewtwo laughed at the sight of Captain Falcon being kicked hard in the face and sent into the wall.

"Ah, how I wish the others were here to see this, but they're busy doing... well... nothing." Mewtwo crossed his arms and smirked.


Captain Falcon sat at the dining room, waiting for breakfast. It was the morning after he was swapped with Toon Link, and after getting laughed at from his roommate Samus, he wasn't in the mood to do anything.

"Toony, I can't believe you got switched with CAPTAIN FALCON of all people!" Young Link exclaimed. "Man, you must feel awesome.

Toony nodded. "Feels weird at the same time though. I feel a little... too realistic for my liking." The kitchen doors suddenly opened and Pit, still in Peach's body, walked out with two trays of food.

"Breakfast is served!" He called out. "Now eat and don't complain, I never want to cook alone again unless my life depends on it!" He then left for his dorm room.

"Hey, Toon Falcon. Still mad, I suppose?" Samus giggled. She sat down across from him as he listened to the two Links conversing with each other.

"Quit it, Sam. I'm emotionally depressed right now," he muttered.

"That... didn't really make sense you know." Samus noticed Mario walk in and watched as he came up to Pikachu and tried to start a conversation.

Hm, there's gotta be an upside of being Toon Link other than a sword, Captain Falcon thought. Wait a minute? Where does Toon Link store his unlimited bombs? Captain Falcon looked down behind himself and pulled out a bomb from... wait, do you really wanna know?

"What's with the bomb?" Samus asked through a mouthful of toast. Captain Falcon sighed.

"I have a crazy idea, and it might be a funny one, too!" Captain Falcon lit up the bomb, but how will not be mentioned. He took a swing, and another, and another. Finally, he chucked a bomb as hard as he could, bashing into Mario's head. The plumber fell backwards into Pichu.

"What-a the hell was-a that for!" Mario grumbled loudly. "Get over here-a Toon Link, I mean, Captain-a Falcon!" Mario began to ran after Captain Falcon, but he was already pulling off the air vent in the room. Barely fitting his head inside, Captain Falcon climbed in and pulled the vent back on, laughing as he began to crawl through the main air vents that connecting throughout the entire Smash Mansion.

"Tsk tsk tsk," Sonic sighed. "Everyone's favourite plumber said a non-kid appropriate word!" A few whispers could be heard from the other Smashers. Mario, who was extremely ticked off, stormed away from the dining room.


Captain Falcon watched Snake's every movement from the vent in his room. He seemed to be preparing himself (no Ike puns intended) for his date with Samus.

Hm, Captain Falcon wondered. Snake wearing a tie, eh? How... different. Anyway, I need to find something bad about him in this room. He took notice of all the 3rd party consoles in the room. There was an Xbox 360, but it appeared beat up and it was still flashing the Red Ring of Death. Sega consoles were lined up on the shelves, and under it were all 3 Playstations.

"Needs more Nintendo, jerk!" Captain Falcon screeched loudly. Snake turned his attention to his air vent, but Captain Falcon was already gone.

"That son of a b*tch," Snake muttered. "Where did he go?"

Captain Falcon, who could hear Snake talking, didn't want to answer that as he continued to climb through the vents until he came to a room in particular: The Living Room. The first thing he noticed was the older Link encountering the two other Links. Toon Link was trying to explain why he was Captain Falcon, but it didn't work well for Link.

"Look, old Link, it's true!" Young Link tried to persuade him. Older Link didn't listen, and tried to attack. But that wasn't what Captain Falcon was turning his attention to. He was glancing at Kirby and Ganondorf, who, while they looked normal, didn't exactly seem normal.

"Let's barge into this party, shall we?" Captain Falcon whispered as he knocked the air vent down, causing it to bounce off of Ganondorf's head. He jumped down on top of him and glared. The Links only gasped at the sight of Captain Falcon, or in older Link's case, Toon Link. Link wanted to yell at 'Toon Link' and grab him away, but his lack of ability to talk didn't help much.

"Er... sorry Ganondork-er, dorf. Didn't mean to jump on you, I think." Captain Falcon winced. Ganondorf took one look at Captain Falcon and smiled as he cheered something unexpected.

"Poyo!"


Chapter Two is already done now! And, as you can see, I've been making use on suggestions already. So thanks to those who review and give me suggestions on who to swap! If I haven't gotten to your suggestion, don't worry. I just need a good time to place it in the story.